This is the ninth chapter of Total Drama: Island Renewed. What those that tell yeah? Well, it tells me that Trent is probably not going to like that he wasn't still in the competition for this chapter. He's also probably not going to like that the ninth day of the competition takes place in the tenth chapter. Any-who…

Knifez R Us – It's great to have the author of the famous zombie survival fic reviewing my story. I'm glad you enjoyed it, man. Especially Harold's facts, Noah's sarcasm and the Brick-Jo conflict. And these elements will be big in this story. Writing a far-fetched fic has been a goal of man, so thank you very much for your review.

Kyrogue23 – You'll see soon enough who Imposter Zeke is. It seems like a lot of my readers want Harold to stop being a jerk at the end of the story. It will happen, but for now, Harold will be the same old dweeb who spews random facts and puts people down. And you want Eva to rip off Scott and Blaineley's skulls? Holy shit, man! You're about as sick as I am, heh-heh. Now, that may not happen, but there's always a chance Eva might severely maim them. Thanks for your review.

Toaneo07 Ver2.0 – Glad you liked the drama. Harold has always been silly, even in the actual show, but that's what I like about him. I can't guarantee that Brick will get his revenge, but I can guarantee there will be more drama involved between Brick and Jo.

Helmet 798 – Glad you liked Harold's facts. Don't worry about El Apóstol being the first animated movie. Steamboat Willie was definitely one of the first cartoons with synchronised sound, though. Furthermore, I got that fact from Wikipedia, which is not always correct. I'm glad you liked what I did with Duncan. I agree, he's a scumbag, and I'm glad you liked how I had him eliminated so early. As for Blaineley and Scott's plan backfiring, I'm glad you enjoyed that too. Your suggestion for the list of characters that have killed an intern is a good idea. I will use it. There's a slight chance a character might be arrested in this fic, but there's no guarantee that a character might be arrested for murder. Brilliant observation, though. I'm not giving any hints about the magic review number, but let's hope you get it. Thanks for the long review. These kind of reviews bring a smile to my face.

I'll Cover Angel and Collins – I love Harold's facts too. Glad this chapter made you laugh. Maybe this one will make you laugh harder… or it may surprise you even more.

I forgot to mention it in the last chapter, but the sources of most of Harold's facts are Uberfacts on Twitter and, of course, Wikipedia. Now, I wouldn't believe everything Wikipedia tells you. They rely on references for accuracy, and since anyone can edit it, you could end up reading an article on Wikipedia about the Ninth God being the creator of the number nine and being nine times more important than the eight other gods put together. If you come across such an article, it wasn't me that wrote it, I can assure you that. What I'm telling you guys is that some of the facts mentioned in Chapter 8 can be completely wrong, so… moving on!

SPOILER ALERT: An important clue about the figure in the Batman mask occurs in this chapter. Furthermore, more light is shed on the whole situation with Ezekiel. Trust me; what you're about to read my give you something to think about for the next few days.

Enjoy Chapter 9.


Total Drama: Island Renewed

Day 8: Chris Cross Crash


"Last time on Total Drama: Island Renewed!" said Chris. "We had a quiz where Eva, against all odds, won for her team after answering the final question correctly, and where we've received angry letters from Christian extremists, condemning Noah for both using his left hand in the quiz and being a Muslim. They also demanded Harold's head because those fanatics mentally believe that the universe is only 6,000 years old and not a second longer and that Harold was being blasphemous. Even more shockingly however, Team Blue, despite having one of the most intellectual competitors on the show, scored the least amount of points and was set to send someone home. Duncan was eliminated thanks to Alejandro and Chef's alliance and Duncan voting out Harold, who was immune. Duncan did not leave the island without apologising for being a tool and a writer's pet. Now that he did that rather than throw a tantrum and beat up Harold, he's boring now, so I doubt anyone would care that he was eliminated so early. We learnt that Scott is actually not handicapped. What is going on here?! We also picked up another mystery: why was Jo bullying Brick since the beginning of the season? And who is the figure in the Batman mask, and who is the imposter disguising himself up as Zeke? Find out eventually, on Total… Drama… ISLAND RENEWED!"


Team Red – Female Cabin

The female side of Team Red's cabin was divided into two territories separated by duct tape. On one side, Eva sat asleep in her bed. Meanwhile, on the other side, Blaineley, Heather and LeShawna were taking turns staying awake to make sure Eva doesn't try to slaughter anyone. It was Eva who laid down the duct tape, and it was Eva who threatened to crucify anyone who was foolish enough to lay an inch of their body over the line. LeShawna, Blaineley and Heather were so terrified they settled their differences and shared the other half of the room.

By dawn, all three were awake.

"Well this sucks," Heather whispered. "I can't believe we just let Eva divide our cabin."

"You divided our cabin three years ago, didn't ya?" LeShawna whispered.

"Well that was three years ago," Heather whispered. "I've moved on since then."

"No you haven't," Blaineley whispered. "You established an alliance with Scott, didn't ya?"

"And you eventually joined it," Heather whispered, "only because you're useful for bringing us far."

"That's what the viewers expect of me," Blaineley whispered. "They expected you to have moved on from being the antagonist and the writer's pet and being a side-character for a change."

"Well I'm sorry to dash their hopes… not," Heather whispered. "I'm back to being an antagonist, and I'm going to win this."

"Do you plan to take me, Scott, Justin and Lightning to the final five?" Blaineley whispered.

"Yes, and then it's every alliance member for themselves," Heather whispered.

"You girls better not be planning on voting me out," LeShawna whispered.

"Well for now, you're lucky Chris was an idiot," Blaineley whispered. "Otherwise you would've been gone before Eva."

"So you're voting her out?" LeShawna whispered.

"We have no choice," Blaineley whispered. "She's too dangerous now. And don't bother trying to rat us out. She'll be too busy trying to kill us to listen to anyone."

"WHY ARE YOU THREE WHISPERING?!" Eva shouted, sitting up in her bed. "SOMEONE'D BETTER ANSWER ME!"

"Maybe you'd better shut up!" Heather shouted back, before she could stop herself. She clasped her lips in horror when she realised what she just said, and who she just said it to.

Eva looked like she was about to explode. She clenched her fists and bared her razor-sharp teeth. Blaineley, Heather and LeShawna closed their eyes, for fear that what they were about to see would be disturbing.

And it was.

"Okay," said Eva, casually, lying back down on her bed and shifting to face the wall before dozing off.


(Video Diaries)

Heather – "Okay, that was frightening!" says Heather; her eyes wide as dinner plates. "I expected her to tear me limb from limb, but she didn't. Why did I snap at her like that? Anyway, I'm sure Eva did that just to disturb me and throw me off guard." Heather rubs her hands together. "I'll have to throw the challenge so I can eliminate her for that," she smirks.

(End of Video Diaries)


Team Red – Male Cabin

Scott and Justin were discussing strategy and the recently failed attempt to get LeShawna in trouble. Scott was in his wheelchair while Justin was sitting on his bed.

"I can't believe that bastard Chris just rat us out," Justin moaned.

"No, he ratted me and Blaineley out," Scott interjected, gritting his teeth. "We were the ones involved in taking Eva's MP3-player and framing LeShawna. You did nothing but sit on your ass and watch the fireworks."

"Yes, but what if Eva snaps and loses her cool?!" Justin shrieked. "What if targets one of us at random and beats the shit out of me?! I may never be beautiful again! Hold me!" he begged, jumping into Scott's lap, much to the latter's annoyance.

"Justin, I can assure you that nobody cares about your looks," Scott scowled, shoving the model off his lap. "Besides, your fans only care about you so they could have something to masturbate to when they look up pictures and videos of you online. There's enough pictures and videos to keep them going for ever, so you might as well give up modelling and find another job."

Justin was horrified. "Scott, how could you say that?!" he gasped. "Lots of people care about my looks! Like Beth, Lindsay, Katie, Sadie and Owen, for example!"

"They don't count because they're idiots!" Scott assured the model. "In this universe, we don't have time to give a shit about looks. If looks were the only things you gave a shit about, you shouldn't have signed up for this show anyway. The only thing that's important in this game is getting ahead."

"But I don't want a blowjob!" Justin whined. "I want-"

"I was referring to going far in the game, you moron!" Scott exclaimed. "But if you're really that scared of Eva, then vote her out. Better to have her go sooner than later."

"Good," said Justin. "That's what I wanted to hear. But believe me, I did not know that this show was all about being outdoors. All the contract said was: Want to be a millionaire? Sign here, and be in for a chance to win a million dollars."

"Explains why the likes of Noah, B, Gwen and Harold are on the show," Scott deadpanned, rolling his eyes.


(Video Diaries)

Justin – "As much as I care about the alliance, my looks come before it," Justin insists.

Scott – "Justin is a retard," states Scott.

Justin – Justin takes out a spoon and looks into the interior side to gaze at himself. However, because this means that Justin's face will be reflected upside down, Justin immediately freaks out and throws the spoon aside. "AAAAAAAAAH! I'M UGLY!" the model wails, scrunching up into a foetal position and crying his eyes dry.

(End of Video Diaries)


Team Green – Male Cabin

Brick was standing by the door. He had a baseball bat raised above his head, ready to swing it. He's been in this position for five hours. Naturally, this disturbed his fellow cabin mates.

"Uh, Brick dude, don't ya wanna, like, go to bed?" Geoff asked.

"No!" Brick snapped. "I want to beat Jo over the head with the baseball bat!"

"Brick, I don't think Jo is going to go into our room," DJ assured him.

"Oh, she'll come all right!" Brick hissed. "She'll come to torture me, that bitch!"

"Brick, did you ever stop to think about why she bullies you?" Cody asked.

"Yes, because she's a bully!" Brick replied.

"Yes, she told us yesterday that she had a reason," Cody stated. "I know doesn't excuse her actions, but-"

"She's lying!" Brick roared.

"He didn't tell you why Jo was bullying you yet," Cameron protested.

"WELL SHE'S LYING, AND SHE'S PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH ME!" wailed Brick. "I'LL KILL HER IF IT'S THE LAST THING I'LL DO, AND I'LL DO IT NOW!" He ran outside, much to the horror of the other guys in the room.


(Video Diaries)

Geoff – "I think the guy is insane," says Geoff. "Maybe it's because he hasn't been to a party yet. Maybe I should invite him to one. Or better yet, maybe I should throw one for him at the cabin!"

(End of Video Diaries)


Team Green – Female Cabin

The girls were all asleep, even Katie and Sade. Why wouldn't they be? They spent roughly a third of a day squealing non-stop.

Unfortunately, their slumber was not going to last. There was a rough banging on the door, followed by screaming and crying from the same person who's been on Jo's case for years.

"JO! LET ME IN! LET ME IN SO I CAN KILL YOU!"

Jo sighed relentlessly. "Well, there goes my sleep," she said in a snarky tone, rolling her eyes.

"Well there's no point getting through to him now," Dawn chipped in. "He's so deranged."

"Maybe we should just talk it out with him," Beth suggested.

"No, it's too risky," Dawn warns. She beckoned to the door.

"LET ME IN, JO, YOU FUCKING BITCH! I WANT TO TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!"

"See what I mean?" said Dawn. "It's just not safe."

"Oh my gosh, I SO have to, like, take a leak," said Sadie.

"Oh my gosh, like, shut up! Me too!" Katie squealed.

"Just piss in your pants," said Jo. "You can change your clothes when Brick gives up."

"But isn't that so totally gross?!" Katie cringed.

"Like, totes gross!" Sadie added.

"Well if you walk out, Brick will kill you," Jo warned.

"After analysing Brick's behaviour," said Sierra, "he usually gives up after two minutes. The only thing he's persistent at is military training… although he only wants to join so he could kill a lot of people," she sheepishly added. On cue, Brick let out a loud, shrivelled cry and ran off.

"Okay, not only am I beginning to regret torturing him, I'm also beginning to pity the fella," said Jo.


(Video Diaries)

Jo – "Seriously, that guy will never get into the army if he keeps screaming and crying," says Jo. "And what kind of soldier tells his enemies that he's going to kill them? Has Brick-head not yet heard of an important military technique called the element of surprise?" Suddenly, there's a knock on the door. "Jo, this is Brick! I want to kill you now!" Brick commands. Jo rolls her eyes in annoyance. "See what I mean?" she emphasises.

(End of Video Diaries)


Team Blue – Female Cabin

The girls except Izzy were asleep until Izzy threw a stick of dynamite out the window. The dynamite killed an intern but the only other effect of the explosion was that the other girls were awoken from their slumber. Anne Maria, Bridgette, Gwen, Lindsay and Zoey glared at Izzy.

"Ugh… what do you want?" Gwen groaned.

"You know how Ezekiel has been acting strange lately?" Izzy asked.

"Well yeah, he's been misinterpreting the point of those videos on YouTube," Zoey replied. "What is your point?"

"Izzy's point is that Ezekiel is not who you think he is," Izzy accentuated. "Ezekiel… he's not even on the island!" The other girls gave the redhead perplexed looks.

"How do you mean?" Bridgette questioned.

"Simple!" Izzy explained. "The 'Ezekiel' on our team is not the real Ezekiel. He's an imposter!"

Bridgette remained sceptical. "Are you sure about that?"

"Izzy's positive! And Izzy can prove it!" The psycho hose-beast whipped out a photograph and handed it to the surfer girl. Bridgette gasped, prompting Gwen, Zoey and Lindsay to take a look. They too gasped.

"Izzy, if this is true, then… wow!" said Gwen.

"Oh please!" Anne Maria spat. "This is utta bullshit!"

"Why are you so sure?!" Lindsay demanded.

"Who da Hell wud wanna go as Zeke?!" Anne Maria demanded.

"Anyone who would happen to hate Ezekiel and want to make his life a living Hell?" Zoey deadpanned.

"Nobody cares 'bout yer opinions, Vito-stealer!" snapped Anne Maria.

"You're the only one who doesn't care about 'Vito-stealer's' opinions," Gwen mused, rolling her eyes.

"Shuddup Boyfriend-stealer!" Anne Maria scowled. Gwen twitched, but kept her cool.

"Ignore her," Bridgette assured Gwen. "She's just PMS-ing, I guess."

"I HEARD DAT, BLONDIE!" Anne Maria snapped.

"Don't worry; Izzy will fix you up!" Izzy chirped, dragging Anne Maria out to the outhouse. Gwen, Bridgette, Zoey and Lindsay smirked.

"Wait, which one is Ezekiel again?" Lindsay asked, causing Zoey, Gwen and Bridgette to face palm.


(Video Diaries)

Zoey – "To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if Izzy was telling the truth," Zoey explains. "I mean, surely he would've known from the outset that if being sexist is wrong, being racist, Islamophobic and stereotypical about gays, blacks and Jews is also wrong. Then again, this is Izzy we're talking about," she adds.

Izzy – "Hmm, Anne Maria makes some delicious blood," says Izzy, licking her lips.

(End of Video Diaries)


Team Blue – Male Cabin

'Ezekiel' was now sleeping in Duncan's bed, since Harold refused to change beds. Speaking of which, Harold climbed out of bed and went up to Chef's bed. The lanky teen grabbed the cook's right shoulder and shook him awake. Chef turned to face Harold, scowling. Harold ignored him and said:

"Did you know that in the Spanish autonomous province of the Balearic Islands became the first jurisdiction in the world to grant legal rights to all species of the great apes in 2007?"

"I don't care, Harold!" Chef grunted.

"Did you know that in South Africa human bites are more likely to kill you than snakebites?"

"I suppose that's because there are a lot of people like you living in South Africa?!" Chef quipped.

"Did you know that you will become two inches taller in space due to the lack of gravity?"

"You can be two inches taller right now if you keep talking!" Chef threatened, slamming his right fist into his left palm.

"Jesus, Chef, I was only trying to extend some of my knowledge to you, GOSH!" Harold scowled.

"I don't need yer education!" Chef snapped.

"Yes you do!" Harold snapped back. "You need it even more than I originally expected know that I have learned of the shocking truth that you are ignorant of the fact that humans shouldn't be discriminating against other great apes! All apes should be treated equally, whether they're humans, gorillas or chimpanzees, among other species of great apes! Gosh, you're such an idiot, Chef!" Noah awoke just in time to see Chef grab Harold by the neck and fire him out the door. The bookworm smirked and said:

"Wow, Chef. You've outdone yourself."

"What do you mean, Turkey?!" Chef demanded.

"Anyone who throws Harold out of the cabin scores some points in my book," Noah replied. "In fact, your actions this morning have prompted me to forgive you for breaking my arm."

"Oh no you don't, I ain't taking yer side!" Chef snarled.

"Fine then," Noah deadpanned, "you're no longer forgiven, and we might just target you for elimination once Harold, Alejandro and Anne Maria are off the team."

"See if I give a fuck!" Chef snarled. "After all, this team ain't nothing without me!"

"Do tell," Noah sneered. He turned his head to Mike and Ezekiel, both of whom have woken up, and said: "Mike, Zoey, listen to this. Chef mentally thinks that our team is nothing without him. Let's hear what he has to say."

"Oh you'd better!" Chef scowled. "I prevented our team from coming in last during the first challenge when I dragged Courtney over to the finishing line! I scored us the first gold medal in the second challenge! And I also helped our team to win when Alejandro, Harold and I made it to the Blue Circle of Tens! What have y'all gotta say about that?!"

Noah was shocked. "Okay, you make a point," he admitted. "But why do you have to be so grumpy all the time?"

"I'm a forty-three-year-old man on an island surrounded by stuck-up teenagers because of Chris!" Chef scowled.

"Wait, you're forty-three?!" Mike wondered.

"Yeah, why?!"

"That means you were born in 1969 or 1970, right?"

"Yeah, so?!"

"You said you were in some war that involved jungles…"

"Yeah, it was a war between Canada and Brazil! It went on from 1988 to 1993! And even if I was old enough to serve in Vietnam, I still couldn't because Canada was never at war with Vietnam!"

"Oh, I thought there were some Canadian paramilitary forces helping the United States during the Vietnam War out of boredom or sadism, or something," Mike replied.

"Are you saying I was involved with some paramilitary group?!" Chef roared.

"You obviously were, because Brazil and Canada were never at war with one another," Noah deadpanned. "In fact, both countries appear to be on good terms with one another in areas outside of trade. Your involvement with that terrorist organisation could explain why Chris didn't have a challenge in Brazil for the third season."

Chef had had enough. "I bet I got less crap from the Brazilian army!" he muttered, marching out of the room in a sulk. Alejandro witnessed this and shook his head disapprovingly at Noah.

"I don't believe you, Noah," Alejandro lectured, waving his finger at Noah. "Sure, Chef was never in any war, but he's delusional and we need to be kind to him."

"Are you calling Chef mentally retarded?" Noah mused. "Wait 'til I tell Chef about you."

Mike burst out laughing. "Oh Noah, you're very funny!" he laughed.

Noah shrugged. "Huh, no wonder so many people like me even though I'm usually grumpy," he replied.

"Why are yoo grumpy, eh?" Ezekiel asked. "Is it cos yer a Muslim?"

"Yes, I'm grumpy because as a Muslim I can't drink alcohol and must pray five times a day," Noah deadpanned.

"So is that why so many Muslims are deranged?" Ezekiel asked.

Noah had had enough. He was beginning to think that Ezekiel wasn't acting racist because of some YouTube video. He climbed down from his bed, went up to Ezekiel, grabbed the prairie kid by the face and pulled at it, removing the mask in the process. Alejandro, Mike and Noah's jaws dropped in profound shock.


(Video Diaries)

Noah – "Holy shit!" Noah gasps, wide-eyed.

(End of Video Diaries)


Mess Hall

The contestants, bar Noah, Alejandro, Mike and 'Ezekiel', were choking on their breakfast. Chris walked into the canteen and smirked. "So, are you guys pumped for our next challenge?!" he asked.

"Where's Alejandro, Ezekiel, Mike and Noah?" Gwen wondered, raising her hand.

"Hey, if they want your team to lose, then that's their business," Chris replied, shrugging. All of a sudden, Alejandro, Mike and Nah escorted 'Ezekiel' into the mess hall. Everyone gave the four young men bewildered looks.

"Chris, as much as I love hearing your beautiful voice," Noah spat, "we have to show you something. It's very important."

"Well, not as important as my beautiful voice," Chris smirked, having missed Noah's sarcasm. "No sit down."

"But Ezekiel-"

"I SAID 'SIT DOWN'!"

(Video Diaries)

Noah – Noah is seen glaring at the camera with his arms folded. "What a dick," he scowls.

(End of Video Diaries)

"Anyway, today's challenge will be go-karting!" Chris smirked. "The race will be held over a 50K track loaded with obstacles, booby traps and landmines! Each contestant must run the full lap three times, then they have crossed the finish line, similar to Mario Kart. First team to have all of their members cross the finish line will receive an award. Last team to have all their members cross the finish line will be sending someone home. You are allowed to crash into another contestant, but if this leads to them getting seriously injured or having to at least get eliminated from the challenge, that contestant automatically crosses the finish line. If you are from the same team as that contestant, then you must also start over again, so don't try anything funny. Questions?"

A forest of hands shot up.

"Okay, let's get to the circuit!" Chris smirked, ignoring everyone's raised hands, much to their anger.


(Video Diaries)

Noah – Noah is seen glaring at the camera with his arms folded. "Again, what a dick," he scowls.

(End of Video Diaries)


Circuit Course

The contestants were all sitting in their go-karts. The Team Red contestants had red go-karts decorated with flaming rocks, Team Green had green, camouflage go-karts and Team Blue had blue go-karts decorated with purple lightning.

"Okay! On your marks… get set… GO!" shrieked Chris through the megaphone. The contestants immediately floored it. Sixty seconds later, Heather rammed into Gwen, prompting Gwen to retaliate. Brick wouldn't stop ramming into Jo, getting on Jo's nerves. Dawn noticed this and called out to Brick:

"BRICK! STOP RAMMING ON TO JO! DON'T RAM INTO THE SAME PEOPLE ON OUR TEAM!"

"BUT SHE'S A BITCH1" Brick wailed.

"JUST STOP RAMMING INTO HER!"

"NEVER!" Brick rammed into Dawn, causing the moonchild's go-kart to crash into a wall.

"AND DAWN BECOMES THE FIRST RACER TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE!" Chris announced. "BRICK, YOU MUST START OVER!"

Brick scowled. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JO!" he bellowed.

Jo slowed down her vehicle and stopped it. "MY FAULT?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO INJURED DAWN!" she countered.

"YEAH?! WELL… YOU'RE A BITCH!" Brick roared, before bursting into tears and speeding back to the starting point.


(Video Diaries)

Dawn – "I know this is cruel of me, but Brick has got to go," Dawn sighs. "He is seriously deranged. If we don't vote him out the next opportunity we get, he will be degenerated beyond the point of no return. Surely we don't need a relapse of Total Drama Action, right?"

Jo – "It's official," Jo groans, "Brick is a retard."

Harold – "I bet some of you have been wondering how Chris has managed to construct a circuit course that is fifty kilometres in length and still haven more than enough space left to host other challenges and get lost in the woods when we are legally restricted to a third of the island," Harold wonders. "IDIOTS! The answer is quite simple! Not only is the island big enough for the author's unreasonable and illogical convenience, we are also currently in a fan fiction-based universe that is based off of an animated cartoon! You guys are such idiots! Curse your intolerable idiocy! GOSH!"

(End of Video Diaries)


Half an hour after the race commenced, Izzy became the first racer to cross the finish line. It came as no surprise to anyone else. Izzy knocked over several obstacles, took advantage of explosions caused by the landmines she drove over and set off to further her progress in the race, destroyed several booby-traps and ran over several interns. The contestants that came in second, third, fourth and fifth were Chef, Eva, Jo and Geoff, respectively.

Scott, remembering how Zoey got him maimed in the previous season, rammed into her go-kart in a way that her go-kart will end up being destroyed while the driver will remain unharmed. This infuriated Zoey as Scott jeered at her.

"HA! TAKE THAT YOU BITCH!" he hollered.

Zoey twitched and unleashed a blood-curdling roar. She proceeded to put the parts of her go-kart together, back to what it once was before Scott hit her. The interns were too scared to help her because they knew at this point Zoey has become…

COMMANDO ZOEY!

Meanwhile, closer to the finish line, Lightning was very close to coming in at 6th place… or technically at 8th place, because Brick got Dawn injured and Commando Zoey, in retaliation against Scott, rammed into Scott, prompting Scott to ram into Noah, breaking the bookworm's left leg in the process. A horrible sight met Lightning's eyes when he noticed that Izzy, Chef, Eva, Jo and Geoff had already crossed the finish line, and what shocked him even more were that three of them were girls… although Lightning mistook Eva for a boy and Geoff for a girl, even though it's easy to see that Geoff's got no boobs… at least Lightning was now aware that Jo is a girl. Lightning was only a few inches away from the line, when all of a sudden…

COMMANDO ZOEEY!

Zoey crossed the finish line before Lightning, rendering her in 6th/8th place.


(Video Diaries)

Lightning - Lightning is bawling and roaring from losing to Zoey and five/seven other people. "Sha-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! Sha-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" wails Lightning.

Noah – "Should I be pissed that in addition to having a broken right arm I now have a broken left leg?" Noah questions. "Obviously. I will no longer be able to sleep in my bed, or any of the top bunks. I refuse to trade beds with 'Ezekiel' and I especially refuse to trade beds with Harold." Noah shudders at the thought of sleeping in a bed that was once used by Harold. "So that means I will probably have to trade beds with Chef, which also means I'm going to have to apologise to him for mocking him about being a terrorist. Obviously, I don't want to apologise for speaking the truth, but I have no choice. If it doesn't work, I'll also tell him that I understand why he broke my right arm, which technically isn't a lie, since Chef being a psychopath was the sole reason for him breaking my arm, but I'm not going to tell him this. On the bright side, it has taken less time than I expected to cross the finish line thanks to Zoey. I'm just going to blame Scott for my injuries, since he did nothing to control his vehicle after Zoey rammed into him.

Scott – Scott is cursing and swearing about Zoey and praying that she dies in the most unpleasant way possible. The words and obscenities he utters are too inappropriate, even for an M-rated fic.

(End of Video Diaries)


By the first hour of the race, twenty-one contestants have reached the finish line, including five contestants that were injured by their rivals. B came in tenth, followed closely by Gwen, Mike and Bridgette. Within a few minutes after Bridgette crossed the finish line, Cameron got injured when Lindsay accidentally crashed into him, landing him in 14th place. Alejandro reached the finish line, followed by Sadie getting injured when Lindsay crashed into her. Katie, in retaliation, rammed into Lindsay before remembering that it was counterproductive when Lindsay got injured. Plus, Katie's go-kart got caught in mud, so the interns had to free her. Cody, followed by LeShawna, Harold and Sierra, reached the finish line.


(Video Diaries)

Cameron – Cameron is sitting in bandages. "I'm never going on a go-kart again," Cameron deadpans.

Katie & Sadie – "I probably shouldn't have done that to Lindsay," Katie sheepishly giggles. "Don't worry about it," Sadie, who is now in bandages, assures her best friend, "Lindsay will get healed and Tyler will forgive you since your attack helped Lindsay to pass." Katie beams. "Aw, thank you so much!" she squeals, hugging Sadie.

(End of Video Diaries)


'Ezekiel' was the 22nd to cross the finish line, but he failed to cross without sustaining any injuries or damaging his mask. Surprisingly, DJ crossed the finish line completely unharmed. Scott eventually reached the finish line, followed closely by Beth and a frustrated Heather. All three were covered in mud, oil and bruises.

The scoreboard for the racers that have crossed the finish line so far were as follows:

1st: Dawn

2nd: Izzy

3rd: Chef Hatchet

4th: Jo

5th: Eva

6th: Geoff

7th: Noah

8th: Zoey

9th: Lightning

10th: B

11th: Gwen

12th: Mike

13th: Bridgette

14th: Cameron

15th: Alejandro

16th: Sadie

17th: Lindsay

18th: Cody

19th: LeShawna

20th: Harold

21st: Sierra

22nd: 'Ezekiel'

23rd: DJ

24th: Scott

25th: Beth

26th: Heather

All eyes were fixed on the remaining five racers that have not reached the finish line. Anne Maria was taking her time, not wanting to get mud, oil or blood on her hair or body. She wasn't so concerned about getting injured, but she still didn't want to get injured. Some of the Team Blue spectators, especially Noah, Chef and Zoey (who was still in Commando Zoey mode), were shouting at Anne Maria to get a move on because she was the only member of Team Blue who still had yet to cross the finish line.

Justin was moving at the same pace as Anne Maria, and for the same reasons as well. Blaineley ran into obstacle after obstacle because she was extremely frustrated with running into obstacles, prompting her to say every single curse word that she knew. Katie and Brick were also struggling, but Katie was blinded by regret for hurting Lindsay while Brick was too busy screaming and crying to notice what he was doing.

All of a sudden, an idea came to Mike.


(Video Diaries)

Mike – "I know what I did was not exactly something to be proud of, but I had no choice," Mike explains. "It was either that, or Alejandro's alliance picking off another one of us. Yes, there are only four in Alejandro's alliance, while there are eight of us against him, but yesterday there were nine of us against him and he still managed to get Duncan out. I don't like the odds. So that's why I did what I did."

(End of Video Diaries)


Mike climbed up to the top of a tree that was just behind the finish line. When he got to the top, Mike took off his shirt and became Vito. Vito smirked evilly and got out a megaphone from his pocket. He put the megaphone to his mouth and barked:

"AYO, ANNE MARIA! YOU ARE A BITCH WHO LIKES JOISEY SHOH! SERIUSLY, WOT KINDA IDIOT LIKES JOISEY SHOH?!"

Anne Maria was livid. Prior to Vito's outburst, Anne Maria hated him enough for choosing Zoey over her. Now, she was even more furious to find out that he doesn't like Jersey Shore.

"OH! NU! NU! NU! NU! YOU DID NOT JUST DISS JOISEY SHOH!" she bellowed, hitting the gas and speeding off towards the finish line, not to win for her team, but to beat the shit out of Vito. Anne Maria was so angry and focused on how she would beat up Mike she was unaware that she had just rammed into Justin, causing his go-kart to crash and injuring the model in the process. This gave Brick an idea, however, when he stopped crying and saw what Anne Maria did. He rammed into Katie, forcing the cadet to restart the race… AGAIN. Blaineley saw what was up with Anne Maria and floored it in an effort to get to the finish line before the Jersey Shore reject. However, Brick ignored Chris's orders and rammed into Anne Maria and then into the Blaineley, injuring the two of them, effectively bringing the race to an end.

"AND TEAM BLUE WINS!" Chris announced. "TEAM GREEN, YOU GUYS ARE SENDING SOMEONE HOME!"

"WHAT?!" shrieked Jo. She marched up to Brick. "Brick, what is wrong with you?!"

"YOU'RE A MEANIE AND A POOPIE FACE!" wailed Brick.

"Look Brick, I'm sorry for taking the bullying too far!" Jo admitted. "Fuck it, I'm sorry for bullying you at all! But did it ever occur to you that ramming into other racers' go-karts will get you nowhere?!"

"All that ever occurred to me is that you're a stupid c***, so there!" wailed Brick, running off screaming and crying.

"That is one of the reasons why I bullied him in the first place," Jo grunted, rolling her eyes.

"Team Blue!" Chris barked. "Your reward is… THE REAL, EZEKIEL!"

"WHAT?!" shrieked everyone except Alejandro, Izzy, Mike and Noah in unison.

"I knew it," deadpanned Alejandro, Izzy, Mike and Noah in unison.

"That's right, eh!" Ezekiel huffed, walking onscreen. "I am the real Zeke! That prick yer seeing is not me, eh! He's…" Ezekiel went up to the imposter and ripped of the mask, revealing…

"…BRADY, eh!"

"BRADY?!" shrieked Beth. "How… how could you?!"

"I was sick and tired of you being away from me!" Brady growled. "How could you spend more time with them than with me?! Is it not punishment enough that you ignore me for eight hours every night?!"

"I do that to get some sleep!" Beth scolded. "You know I love you, but that doesn't give you a reason to be so possessive or clingy! I should've known you were a male version of the Overly Attached Girlfriend when you begged me to get a restraining order on my dad because you thought he was a 'stud', hacked into my Facebook account to block my dad and tried to run over my dad with your car! Don't you get it?! I would never have sex with my father, never!"

"You don't sound so sure, do you?!" snarled Brady. "I love you so much, I just can't stand the thought of you being around other men! So to make sure that I would never be away from you again, I disguised myself up as Ezekiel and got a place on Total Drama: Island Renewed!"

"But not everything is accounted for," Bridgette chimed in. "Why were you making these racist, Islamophobic and stereotypical comments?"

"To destroy his reputation!" Brady beamed.

"Why? What has Ezekiel ever done to you?" Gwen demanded.

"I went up on Fan Fiction Net a couple of months ago and I came across a really awesome fan fic!" Brady explained, turning his back to everyone else for added emphasis. "It was so awesome I added it to my list of favourite stories and I added the author to my list of favourite authors. I even subscribed to the story and the author. But my entire perception of the fic and the author changed drastically after reading the chapter where Ezekiel tells Beth that he has a pet pig and that he would buy the pig accessories she was advertising! THAT SEXIST PIG WAS BONDING WITH MY BETHY-POO!"

"BETHY-POO?!" Sierra shrieked, cringing. "Okay, that was just borderline disturbing, and this is coming from me, a stalker, and who used to be just like the Overly Attached Girlfriend."

"Yeah, he's been calling me that a lot lately," Beth admitted. "It was kinda cute at first, but now it's just… wrong. This is why I stopped bragging about him in Total Drama: World Tour."

"SEE?! SEE?! That's another reason why I came here!" screamed Brady.

"Hey, I was paired with Beth by fans more often than Ezekiel!" Cody interjected. "You had no reason to do that to Ezekiel!"

"Actually I did!" Brady smiled evilly. "Furthermore, I knew that Beth kissed you before she kissed me, so I paid Chris fifteen thousand dollars to pick Sierra over that girl who's an obsessive fan of Trent to teach you a lesson!"

"Well, at least Trent and Gwen were spared from the misery," LeShawna shrugged. "That's one redeeming quality for Brady, that's for sure." Brady marched up to Sierra and scowled.

"You were supposed to fuck Cody up, you bitch!" he snarled, only to get punched in the eye by Sierra.

"I didn't know that, dickhead!" Sierra snarled back. "And I refuse!"

"BETH!" begged Brady, sobbing. "HELP ME!"

"NO!" snapped Beth.

"WHAT?!" shrieked Brady.

"I SAID NO!" screamed Beth. "I knew you were trouble. The only reason I dated you was so I could have a boyfriend, but you weren't worth it! You put my father's life in danger, and on top of that, you tried to run over a few guys I used to have crushes on! I can't date a man like that! I won't! You and I are done!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" howled Brady. He whipped out a bazooka and aimed it at Beth. "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!" he cackled, manically. He pulled the trigger.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Everyone stood around a large crater in the ground in awe and wonder.

At the centre of the crater laid Brady. He was severely scorched all over, yet he was somehow still alive.

"Ow," Brady muttered.

"We'll have him airlifted to hospital by the RCMP in no time!" Chris chirped, obviously unfazed by the recent events. "Any-who, Team Green, you have an hour to decide who you're going to vote off. Ezekiel, you are now a member of Team Blue, for real. You might want to get re-acquainted with your new teammates," he added.

"Yeah, yeah," Ezekiel grunted. "I know prejudice is wrong, eh!" He went up to Team Blue and asked: "So, were there any other people on our team, eh?"

"Yes there were," said Mike, who reclaimed control over his body. "Duncan was eliminated yesterday for voting off one of the immune contestants and there's an alliance in our team that hated him. Don't worry, he's sound now. We also had Courtney, but on the second day, her conscience finally caught up with her and she quit the game, which is why… he's on our team now." Mike shuddered.

"Who replaced her, eh?" asked Ezekiel.

"THE BEDS ARE NOT FOLDED PROPERLY, GOSH!" Harold scolded, standing on the porch of Team Blue's cabin.

"HOLY SHIT, EH?!" Ezekiel shrieked, jumping into Mike's arms in complete and utter horror.


Infirmary

Anne Maria, Blaineley, Cameron, Dawn, Justin, Katie, Lindsay, Noah and Sadie were receiving treatment for their injuries by the interns.

"Omigosh, I'm so sorry for ramming into you, Lindsay!" Katie apologised.

"It's okay, Kathy," Lindsay beamed. "I won for my team, so Tyler will be happy for me!"

"EEEEEEEE! Omigosh, thank you, Lindsay!" Katie chirped. Katie, Sadie and Lindsay squealed in unison.

"'Eeeeeee', congratulations, I'm happy for your three-way," Noah sneered. Lindsay, Katie and Sadie ignored him and they continued to squeal in unison.

"Ah, shuddup Noah!" Anne Maria snapped.

"Oh, so you're taking Vito's rejection very well, it seems," Noah spat.

"Okay everyone, that's enough fighting for now," Dawn ushered.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Blaineley chanted. Dawn glared at her. "What?!" Blaineley demanded. "It's boring in here. So boring, in fact, that Noah probably had to get up and leave the infirmary to witness the real Ezekiel's return and Brady getting severely injured."

Noah gave the former TV star perplexed looks. "How did you know that?!" he demanded, jaw-droopingly.

Blaineley rolled her eyes. "Hello?! Author's convenience?!" she sneered.

Noah rolled his eyes. "Right. Why am I not surprised?" He turned his head to look at Justin, who was bawling and roaring. "Can I help you?" Noah demanded.

"No," sobbed Justin. "No one can help me. I'M UUUUUUGGGGGGLLLLLLYYYYYY!" he wailed. His eyes become bloodshot. He glared daggers at Anne Maria. "This is all your fault, you little Jersey bitch!" the model snarled.

"Oh! Nu! Nu! Nu! Nu! You did not just diss Anne Maria!" Anne Maria growled, getting off her bed and marching towards Justin to beat him up.

"SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" roared Ms Scratcher, standing at the doorway with steam coming out of her ears and her fingers spaced apart right in front of her face.

"Oh why don't you sit down and shut up!" Blaineley huffed.

"MILDRED! I WILL GIVE EVERYONE IN THIS INFIRMARY A TEN PAGE WRITE-OUT IF YOU EVER GIVE ME CHEEK AGAIN!" Ms Scratcher bellowed before leaving the infirmary.

"Like I'm going to do it," Blaineley scowled.

"I don't know Blaineley," Cameron cautioned, "she's very scary."

"Or maybe you're just scared," Blaineley replied, dismissing Cameron's warnings. A minute later, Zoey showed up.

"So who won?" Blaineley asked.

"Team Blue," Zoey replied, rolling her eyes. "You know that. Author's convenience, remember?"

"Wait, does that mean we lost?" Cameron asked.

"Unfortunately, yes," sighed Zoey.

"So what are ya here for, Red?!" Anne Maria demanded.

"To see how everyone was doing," Zoey lied. "Okay, I just came here to rub it in your face, Blaineley's face and Justin's face that you got injured."

"That's cos o' yer stupid boyfriend!" growled Anne Maria. "And tell that Ezekiel kid he's gonna get it! Home-school gave a fake diamond!"

"Well you shouldn't have accepted it then," Noah deadpanned, not looking up from his book. Within a minute, Zoey had to constrain Anne Maria from getting anywhere near Noah.


(Video Diaries)

Anne Maria – "Next chance we get, we're gunnin' for Noah!" Anne Maria scowls.

Justin – "Oh Anne Maria, you have just messed with the wrong handsome young man!" Justin snarls.

(End of Video Diaries)


Team Green – Back of Cabins

"So who do we vote for now?" Cody asked.

"I was going to suggest Brick," Jo admitted, "but it just doesn't feel right voting him off."

"He is deranged, but I can see your point," Sierra admitted. "But hardly anyone else on our team deserves to go home."

"Actually, I have an idea," Beth said. She whispered her idea whilst huddled up with Jo, Sierra, Cody, Geoff and DJ.

"Are you sure about this?" DJ asked.

"Positive," Beth smiled.

"Well, whatever you say then," Jo smiled.


(Video Diaries)

Jo – "Despite her run on Total Drama Action, I can't help but admire Beth as a martyr!" she smiles.

(End of Video Diaries)


Campfire Pit

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"Racers, I have only ten marshmallows on my plate," Chris barked. "Whoever does not receive a marshmallow will be flung over to Playa des Losers. The first eight marshmallows go to those who got no votes: Geoff… Cody… Sadie… DJ… Cameron… Dawn… Sierra and… Katie!" Jo, Brick and Beth were the only ones without votes.

"Jo! You tormented Brick. Beth! Your actions in Total Drama Action were so forced, it felt like you were being shoved down the viewers' throats. And Brick! Well… let's just say that ramming into racers who were on the same as you was just not very honourable of you. The penultimate marshmallow goes to…

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"WHAT?!" shrieked Brick.

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"…Brick!" Beth shocked Chris when she smiled.

"Oh well," she said, "I look forward to going to Playa des Losers."

"HA!" Brick jeered. "That means you've lost!"

"Beats being shoved down the viewers' throats, or being a dickhead like you!" Beth jeered back.

"Yeah?! Well you're a… you're a… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" wailed Brick, running off to his cabin to throw his tantrum.

"I honestly can't believe you just did that," said Cameron in awe.

"Me neither, but I still felt that Brick should calm down before going home," said Beth. "I don't think anyone else deserves to go yet either. Besides, I do not like my performance in Total Drama Action, and now that I've already had a plotline after breaking up with Brady for almost fucking up Ezekiel, no matter how short my storyline was, I feel like I've made a big enough impact for Total Drama: Island Renewed. I'm satisfied that my work here is done."

"Well good for you, Beth," Geoff smiled.

"Yeah, you kicked butt," Jo congratulated her.

"You really think so?" Beth beamed.

"Definitely," Jo smiled, fist-bumping with Beth.

"Beth, the Hurl of Shame awaits," said Chris.

"Okay, just let me say my goodbyes first," said Beth, as most of the contestants from Team Red and Team Blue showed up.

While Beth said her goodbyes, the RCMP showed up to take Brady away. Unbeknownst to them, Izzy snuck into the helicopter.

"I want to thank all of you for such a wonderful and awesome season!" Beth beamed. "I will be cheering you guys on!"

"See you, Beth!" Lindsay beamed, hugging Beth.

"Aw, Lindsay, you remember my name?" Beth beamed.

"Of course I do, silly, you're Beth!" Lindsay beamed.

"Aw!" said everyone except Alejandro, Anne Maria, Blaineley, Brick, Chef, Chris, Eva, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Lightning, Noah and Scott. With one last goodbye, Beth hopped into the Hurl of Shame where she was flung off to Playa des Losers.

Suddenly, the sound of mad cackling occurs. The remaining contestants looked up into the sky to see Izzy parachuting out of the same helicopter that took Brady away.

"What happened?" asked Ezekiel.

"Izzy snuck onto the helicopter where Izzy shagged the policemen and paramedics as well as Brady's unconscious body!" Izzy chirped.

"Why am I not surprised?" Noah sarcastically wondered.


Playa des Losers

Beth arrived at Playa des Losers. She saw Owen using a machine he built to duplicate food, Duncan and Tyler having an arm-wrestling match, Dakota and Sam making out and Courtney chatting with Staci. Trent was the first to greet Beth. He ran up to her and hugged her tightly.

"BETH! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE NINTH PERSON ELIMINATED!" Trent cheered.

"Um… thanks, I guess?" was all Beth could respond with.

"You are going to make a perfect second profit for the Number Nine Religion!" Trent beamed. Courtney intervened by grabbing a glass of water and splashing the contents onto Trent. Trent immediately realised what had just happened.

"Uh… sorry about that, heh-heh," Trent chuckled, sheepishly.


Woods

Brick and the figure in the Batman mask were sitting up high in an oak tree deep in the woods. There was a branch in the tree that properly concealed the two. However, there was only room for one person on the tree, so Brick had to sit on the figure in the Batman mask's lap. The figure in the Batman mask didn't mind because it gave him a feeling of having authority over Brick. Brick didn't mind because the figure in the Batman mask's lap was very comfy. They spent the first few minutes in that position looking out onto the horizon while the figure in the Batman mask held Brick at the waist to prevent the cadet from slipping.

"Brick, I am most certainly displeased with you," the figure in the Batman mask finally spoke.

"Why?" Brick asked, curiously. "I didn't fart. I swear."

"No, not that, though I'm glad you didn't," the figure in the Batman mask rolled his eyes. Brick farted all of a sudden, prompting the figure in the Batman mask to gag. "Brick, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed that you just ruined this sentimental moment that we were having together by pulling out an Owen. But I am definitely pissed off that you disobeyed me."

"I threw the challenge, didn't I?" Brick insisted.

"Yes, and I appreciate it, Brick," the figure in the Batman mask replied. He removed his hand from Brick's waist to wave away the odour. "To be quite honest, throwing a tantrum and nearly getting your teammates killed was not exactly what I had in mind. All you really had to do was deliberately drive into obstacles and make it look like an accident so people wouldn't have another reason to hate you. Well, you've managed to throw the challenge anyway, and avoid elimination. Plus, we got one of Jo's allies eliminated. That is the reason why I'm angry with you, Brick. You were supposed to vote out Beth, not Jo!"

"But Jo was being mean to me!" Brick whined.

"I don't care," the figure in the Batman mask hissed, "If you want to get back at someone, you'll have to wait for the right moment to strike. And you, for a cadet young man, have a very poor sense of timing. Your patience is virtually non-existent as well. From now on, you'll do exactly everything I say, when I say it. You got it, Brick?!"

"Yes, sir," Brick nobly replied, doing the soldier's salute. Because Brick was facing away from the figure in the Batman mask, the figure in the Batman mask didn't see the salute properly. But alas, the figure in the Batman mask nodded his head.

"Good lad," said the figure in the Batman mask, patting the cadet in the head. Brick smiled and nestled his head under the figure in the Batman mask's bearded chin. The figure in the Batman mask rolls his eyes at this.


(Video Diaries)

The figure in the Batman mask – "HA! Like I give a shit about Brick!" the figure in the Batman mask snickers. "I'm only in it to get ahead in the game and, of course, get my revenge on all of the idiots that I used to compete with! Those fucking bastards are going down! Oh, and not only is Brick a lunatic, he's fucking pathetic and strange. While he was sitting on my lap I felt something much bumpier than his butt-cheeks. I sure hope he didn't crap in his pants, though considering his behaviour this season, I shouldn't be surprised if he actually did take a shit in his pants.

Izzy – "Izzy saw Brick in the laundry room doing the laundry and Izzy saw a poo in Brick's briefs!" Izzy chirps, licking her lips. "It was delicious!"

(End of Video Diaries)


Team Blue – Male Cabin

The members were sleeping in their normal beds, except that Noah was in the bed the fake Ezekiel used to sleep in, while the real Ezekiel was in the bed Noah used to sleep in. Harold was playing his Nintendo3DS. Alejandro was smiling evilly while he looked through his evil plans and pictures of rabbits in his scrap book, entitled: Evil Plans and Pictures of Bunny Rabbits. Chef was scanning through his 'war' journal. Noah was reading a book with a bored expression on his face. Ezekiel and Mike were having a quite conversation.

"So Zeke, how did you heel from your wounds?" Mike asked.

"After the RCMP captured me I received loots of medical attention, eh," Ezekiel replied. "I was all fixed up three months ago. The doctors said if I wasn't discovered on time, I would've died, eh."

"Well you're fine now," said Mike. "Feel free not to answer this, but how do you feel about Brady almost damaging your rep?"

"I'm not too happy 'boot that, eh," said Ezekiel. "If Chris edits the show in a way that I was here all along, I'll sue him. My family's already planning on suing him for me injuries."

"How did you end up here eventually?" Noah asked.

"I find out there was a Total Drama: Island Renewed after seeing the first episode on TV," Ezekiel explained. "I knew that couldn't have been me cos I didn't get any notice 'boot the show. So I rang Chris up to give him a piece of my mind. He was surprised I was still at home, and on condition that my family doesn't sue him for my emotional and physical damages, he'd find a way to get me on the show. He told me he sent a notice out to me, so that Brady bastard must've stolen it while it was being delivered to me, eh."

"I think you should've just settled for suing Chris," Noah smirked.

"My contract didn't mention about me not being able to sue to show for damages, eh," Ezekiel smirked. "I'll reframe if Chris doesn't edit the show in a way to make me look bad as he did with Gwen, DJ, Sierra and LeShawna, eh. If he makes anyone look a lot worse than they are or focus all of the final cut on him, he'll regret acceptin' my application for the very first season, eh!" Ezekiel slammed a fist into his palm. Noah and Mike smirked.

"Welcome to Team Blue, Zeke," said Mike.

"Hey, while you guys are up, do you wanna talk about how great the Xbox One is in contrast to the PlayStation 4?" Harold asked.

"No, we're going to bed," Noah quickly replied. "'night!" Noah, Mike and Ezekiel laid down on their beds. As Ezekiel sank into the bed sheets and pillow, the same phrase he's been thinking about over and over since his recovery from his feral state replayed continuously in his head:

Chris must go down! Chris must go down!


Ezekiel's back! What do you guys think about that now? Oh, and what do you think about my portrayal of Brady? I just enjoyed the Clingy Girlfriend/Overly Attached Girlfriend so much, I just had to throw in a reference there. I has also made a reference to the war between the Xbox One and the PS4. I take it the war ain't gonna last much longer. I just had to throw that reference in there as well, because I've witnessed a lot of debate about the two consoles on Facebook and the Xbox One was revealed very recently.

What do you think about Brady's motives for his actions? Do they remind you of anything? In fact, did any of you expect the imposter to be Brady? If not, who did you suspect the imposter was?

Sorry to all you Beth fans out there. I just couldn't find a way to develop her character beyond the point of ending her relationship with Brady. I didn't want her development to be forced, like it was in Total Drama Action. The whole thing with Brady was enough of an impact for Beth to make for the story anyway… well as far I'm concerned, at least. We'll definitely see her again as Playa des Losers gets more crowded.

VOTING RESULTS:

Beth – Beth

Brick – Jo

Cameron – Brick

Cody – Beth

Dawn – Brick

DJ – Beth

Geoff – Beth

Jo – Beth

Katie – Brick

Sadie – Brick

Sierra – Beth

BETH: 6

BRICK: 4

JO: 1

ELIMINATED: Staci, Courtney, Trent, Owen, Dakota, Sam, Tyler, Duncan and Beth.

PEOPLE IZZY SHAGGED: Blaineley, Justin, Scott, Harold, Noah, Chef, Brick, Lindsay, Trent, Anne Maria, Brady and a few RCMP cops and paramedics.

CONTESTANTS THAT HAVE KILLED AN INTERN: Courtney, Izzy, Trent, Brick, Owen and Eva.

I'm not exactly sure if the CONTESTANTS THAT HAVE KILLED AN INTERN list is complete. If I have left out any other characters, let me know in your reviews. Helmet 798, you're a genius!

So now you've got a hint about who the figure in the Batman mask is. Did it help? We're very close to revealing who the figure in the Batman mask is, I'm so excited as well. Even if you all get it right, the next few chapters will be loaded with surprises. In fact, who was Brady actually on the phone to two chapters ago?! It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you guys now, would it?

In relation to the poll, it seems like Harold, Noah and Trent are tied for the most votes. If you don't like the idea of Courtney being paired with one of them, two of them or either of them, but you haven't voted yet, the poll is still open.

Next chapter will be the tenth chapter in the story, but will involve the ninth day on the island. Oh dear! Poor Trent, *evil laugh*! The chapter won't be up until about early next month. I plan to update the rest of my projects.

Until next time!