Author's Note

Okayyyyy...I'm going to do another random and funny chapter cause PUSHEEN CAT! Sooooo yeah. That's my reason why, deal with it. *puts on sunglasses and sides away*


It 'twas a dark and stormy night-(Whoops! Wrong entry!) It was a pusheen day for Natsu, the obnoxious idiot, and Lucy, the vain failed drama queen. Why you ask? Cause they found Pusheen the Cat. YES. They. Found. Pusheen. The. Cat.

Now, to all you jealous butt faces,...TOO BAD THEY FOUND PUSHEEN NOT YOU! *totally not directing this to a certain duo* So, on to zhe story of Natsu, Lucy, and Pusheen the Cat. And Happy. Don't forget Happy. Cause AnaBanana21 will kill you with pandas.

"NATSU! DON'T EAT THE CAT!" Lucy screeched as Natsu Dragneeeeeeelchased the fat and fluffy cat around the house. Happy was panicking and dodging the fire attacks.

Meanwhile, Joey the person and the other person that I can't say the name of was creepily starring at the window whispering, "PUSHEEEENNNNNNNN...PUSHEENNNN...you will be mineeee..."

Natsu, Lucy, Happy, and even Pusheen immediately stopped and looked at the window giving a WTF look at them. They stopped their creepy actions and ducked down. But you can hear their...talking. "JOEY! IT'S YOU'RE FAULT THAT PUSHEEN WAS ABOUT TO BE BURNED!" "NO IT'S NOTTT! IT WAS YOUR FAULT THAT THEY HAVE PUSHEEN! Oh well, it doesn't matter. Pusheen will be oursssssssssss..." The voices said, deafening the others' ears.

Good thing that they conveniently had earplugs. So, the moment the fail stalkers started to argue, Lucy raced to the cupboard and tossed the ear-saving product to Natsu, Happy, and Pusheen.

The two Pusheen lovers then noticed the four giving them a HA-WE-OUTSMARTED-YOU-IDIOTS look. So the two legit idiots scrambled away. The four looked at each other with WE'RE-MOTHERFUCKING-GOOD-AT-THIS looks right before Lucy picked the cat up and hugged/squeezed the living daylights out of it. "AWWWWWW SHE WOOKS SO CUTEEEEEE!"

The "poor" cat somehow did not act like it was dying, and accepted the celestial mage's grim reaper hug. Natsu and Happy were horrified, but relieved at the same time. So that's why they looked like they just met Excalibur from Soul Eater. Just...just roll with it.

Lucy looked up and gently released Pusheen with a questioning look. "Um...why do you guys look like you just met Excalibur?" Natsu and Happy replied, "WE DUN LOOK LIKE THAT! JUST...let's just have a memorable montage." Lucy eyes sparkled. "OKAY!"

And so...they had a memeroable montage. *cue Pusheen eating ice cream with the trio* *cue Pusheen and the others riding a huge bicycle thingy* *cue Pusheen and the others dramatically running in the sunflower fields* *cue them all together in the sunset with the fail stalkers hiding behind a tree*

It was the next morning and Lucy, Natsu, Happy, and Pusheen were eating bacon. (Why? Cause LOGIC!) But when they were eating their bacon, (totally not from MCDonalds) they heard a knock on the door. So, being they responsible people they are, they ignored it. Another knock on the door appeared a few seconds later. So, they ignored it.

The next sound wasn't a knock, or their obnoxious chewing, but the sound of an axe chopping down the door. "...You do know you have to pay for that right?" Happy called out blankly. Lucy and Natsu nodded in agreement, as they slowly got up holding their weapons (*cough cough* totally not forks *cough cough*) and walked to the entrance of the Natsu and Happy, Plus Lucy, house.

Turns out, it was THE STALKERS! And they wanted to steal Pusheen away from them. "PUSHEEN IS OURS!" Joey the person yelled as he held a light saber and the other person I can't say the name of was holding a pencil and water bottle. (Cause there's always that one person who holds a completely useless weapon in their hands.)

Natsu and Lucy blinked. And blinked. And blinked. They ended up walking back to their seats without a care in the world. *cue imaginary anime arrows stabbing into the duo* "W-WHAT!? DID YOU EVEN NOTICE US?!" They screeched in high pitched voices. "Someone didn't hit puberty yet." Happy grumbled.

Then, out of nowhere, A.K.A. The "door," Grump Cat stood there in all of her grumpiness, and starred into their souls. (Like, how Sweden stares into people's souls.) They were all sweat dropping except Pusheen.

"Ah! Hello cousin Grumpy Cat!" Pusheen chirped in a squeaky voice. The others were in disbelief as Pusheen leaped off of her seat and walked to Grumpy Cat. "So, this is my twenty-first cousin twice removed. She came to bring back into our world, so I'm afraid this is goodbye to all of you. Except you two creepy stalkers. Sadly, you're coming with us too."

Joey the person and the other person I can't say the name of had huge smiles on their faces and before they could scream in happiness, Grumpy Cat teleported them away to their homes. Pusheen smiled, "But we'll never see them again!"

The cat turned to Natsu, Lucy, and Happy. "I will probably never see you guys again, so I want you to know, you'll always be in my heart. Hug?" The trio started breaking down and ran to squeeze Pusheen in a tight hug. "HUG!" They sobbed like a maniac.

Grumpy Cat and Pusheen waved (somehow) as they disappeared in golden light. As the light faded, a song played as the trio cried. Hello from the other side, at I can see that I tried...


Author's Note

...Did you guys really think I wouldn't put "Hello" in one of my stories? So, I have...um...I think acquaintances (don't know if they consider me as a friend) in this story. The other person I can't say the name of, didn't want me to put their name in this story. If it wasn't obvious already. And yes, I know, it didn't have enough NaLu. Sorry. Byeeee!

~Lily Nakiri