Here it is, the 50 review special!

As I said before, this was not requested by anyone. I wrote it just after Unicorn Plushie, and I thought now would be a good time as ever since it's not really like any of the others. Well, here we go!

Title: The Alien and the Rabbit

Pairing: USUK, with some implied TonyFMB, if you squint~ (yeah, I'm just weird like that)

Rating: T, for Tony's mouth and what happens at the end~

Genre(s): Romance, Humor, Hurt/Comfort (but it's minor)

Dedications: Everyone who's reviewed. There are far too many to write here, but it's because of you guys that this is going up! So give them all a round of applause.

Inspiration: I dunno…I just really wanted something where Tony and FMB work together.

Warnings: Tony's mouth, a frowning green animal, and a tied up American in a closet.

Summary: Flying Mint Bunny has been sent to investigate Tony, but she ends up teaming up with him to make Arthur and Alfred in a way Tony is certain will work.

Disclaimer: If I owned Hetalia, I'd plant flowers~~~ Haha, I don't own Hetalia (or The Very Potter Musical)

Begin!

Flying Mint Bunny frowned, an activity in which she did not usually partake. She was the FMB, the smiley companion of a man who really needed more smiles in his life. Frowning was just unnatural to her.

Though, she supposed, for this situation, she'd have to make an exception.

She and her Arthur were over at Alfred's house for lunch. The rest of the G8 had been invited, thankfully, and that adorable little Italian, Feliciano, had teamed up with his big brother Francis to create something delicious to eat. Arthur, not being allowed near the kitchen for obvious reasons, had to decided to busy himself with finding out what exactly Tony was, because, in the Brit's mind, there was no way he was an alien, those didn't even exist.

Finally, he'd just sent Flying Mint Bunny to find out, but all she'd learned was that he could see and hear her. Arthur wouldn't be happy with that, and the thought of her Arthur being unhappy made her very unhappy, hence the uncharacteristic frownage.

"What the hell's wrong with you?" asked the alien. So he'd noticed her frowning. Stupid alien, calling her out like that…

"It's Arthur," she sighed. "I was supposed to find out what you are, since he doesn't believe in aliens…I mean, I believe you, but he doesn't. And this would've been a way for him to be happy, 'cause he's been so sad lately…" Tony muttered something under his breath about "that stupid fucking limey making my friends sad", but she ignored him to continue ."I just want him to be happy! That's my job, and I'm failing my job, I might lose my familiar's license! Then what would I do?" she sobbed.

"All you have to do is making the moron happy, right?" asked Tony. FMB nodded, giving a feeble hiccup. "Just distract him with something else and he'll forget all about me."

"D-Distract him?" echoed FMB. Tony nodded. "B-But…how do I do that?" she asked.

Tony turned his head to stare at his Alfred. "Is there anyone that he likes? In that weird more-than-friend way?"

FMB perked up and smiled. "Yeah, I think he likes your person, Alfred, like that!"

Tony narrowed his eyes thoughtfully. "That's good. I know for a fact that Alfred likes him that way, too. He's always having those XXXXXX dreams with XXXXX and XXXXXXXXXX. As well as—"

"I-I get it," squeaked FMB, flattening her ears against her head, trying to keep her innocence intact instead of letting it get ruined by listening to what the alien had to say.

"Then we just have to get them together, or whatever it is humans call it. Then he'll forget all about what he asked you."

FMB smiled at Tony, then frowned again. She was doing that far too much today. "But…how do we do that?" she asked the alien.

Tony suddenly grew a mouth that became a sadistic grin. "I have a few ideas…"

FMB gulped, and chanted to herself, "It's all for Arthur, it's all for Arthur, it's all for Arthur…"

"Flying Mint Bunny, have you discovered what Tony is yet?"

She gulped. Here goes nothing, she thought.

"Ah, Arthur…when I asked him, he just said he was an alien," she replied, smiling sadly. "So I guess—"

"NO. I refuse to believe it," muttered Arthur. "Aliens…the whole idea is just preposterous. I need a drink…"

Good. All according to plan. "Well, I heard Mr. Alfred talking a few minutes ago, I heard he has some rum stored in the big supply closet just up the stairs…"

Arthur smiled at her, relieved. "Thanks, FMB. You're a great help." He got up out of his chair and disappeared up the stairs.

Now Tony just had to carry out his part of the plan…though he hadn't really told her what it was, just that she shouldn't worry about it.

Actually, Tony's part of the plan was tying up Alfred and tossing him in said storage closet, then hiding to lock it when the Brit went in. He did so perfectly. The things he would do for that cute little green rabbit…

Arthur was slightly perturbed when the door to the storage closet closed and locked behind him, but the glee at seeing a tied-up American just lying there waiting for him drove that out.

And Alfred, once he was untied, didn't mind either. There was some good stuff in that closet, including a certain butler outfit, which he kept for a 'just in case' situation. He was glad it finally had a use.

Flying Mint Bunny sighed happily to herself at the noises from the closet. Her Arthur sounded so…so…so overjoyed, like he was experiencing extreme bliss. She wasn't quite sure what her Arthur and Tony's Alfred were doing, exactly, but it made her Arthur happy, and that was all that mattered.

YAY FOR CRACK.

Haha, yeah, right…this is crack, isn't it? Looking back, I guess it is. I actually was looking through the character list, and…FLYING MINT BUNNY ISN'T LISTED AS A CHARACTER OH NOOOOOOOOES. But Tony is, but FMB ISN'T AND SHE IS THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE SHOW. E-Except for the Flying Tigers.

Thank you for reading this cracktastic 50 review celebration. I really hope you all liked it.

(And I'm still taking requests so send 'em in!)