Ch 8 Various Plots
"All man we're too late" Roy looked over everyone rejoicing on their victory at dream world
"No Matter there are several worlds" Snake didn't even bother to look outside there ship.
"So, we're the underdogs of this whole thing. We need to go out and conquer a world that no one is going to," Marth argued
"You mean other than our own" Pit replied "We're already ahead of everyone, we already got back our own worlds. We're safe for a while"
"Plus we have the element of surprise" Snake started looking in the fridge for something to eat.
"Where are we going to next?" Roy asked
"I don't care it's his ship" Snake pointed at Pit while still searching through the fridge.
"This is yours" Marth asked, "How did you get it"
"Well, umm…" Pit shied away "I know a guy"
"What guy, do I know him?" Roy asked
"What know" Pit shook his head "Only I know him"
"No you don't" Snake pulled out some stuff to make a sandwich "He jacked this from some guy just floating around in space"
"And how did you get in space" Marth asked
"I'm a video game character, I don't need logic" Pit replied
"Yes you do" Snake argued
"No I don't" Pit argued back
While this went on…
"Break out the punch we won" Mario celebrated "and all it took was giant frog from my imagination"
"If that frog destroyed the Kirby polygon in a way unimaginable to the human imagination than how did you see it" Kirby asked Mario.
"Well… umm" Everyone stared at Mario
"He's not Mario," A noise rumbled from GameandWatch's pocket
"Bleep" Mr.GameandWatch yelled as Mario fell out of his pockets
"How did he get in there", Link's eye twitched.
"Bleep bleep bleep" Mr.GameandWatch tried to explain his logic defying pockets while dodging Luigi's rockets. He then mentioned something about finding dead people in there every time he walks down a dark alley.
"Then who are you" Pikachu poked the fake Mario like some type of toy
"It's me" Mewtwo transformed back to himself
"Didn't Master hand just beat the crap out of you and Kraid" Yoshi asked, wondering how he knew the Master hand did beat the crap out them
"Ignoring that" Mewtwo closed his eyes and explained, "It's all part of the plan," He then laughed evilly then disappeared to Meta-knights super-colossal ship.
"What was that all about" Luigi finally stopped shooting at GameandWatch and looked at where Mewtwo disappeared as if he would come back.
"Bleep bleep," Mr.GameandWatch yelled out as Mario searched his pockets for the warp star. Luigi's eyes twitched but he resisted the urge to start shooting GameandWatch again.
"I'm getting out of here before wart really shows up" Mario started to ride off but Kirby stopped him.
"No way, I may have over 5000 warp stars here" Kirby threw Mario off and handed it to GameandWatch "but this one is my favorite"
"How can you tell the difference" One the ice climbers asked.
"Where are we going next" Kirby tried to change the subject.
Meanwhile on Meta-knights behemoth like ship…
"I completed the task" Mewtwo appeared in the bridge with all the other villains
"Excellent, with Mewtwo keeps distracting everyone by pretending to have a plan of his own will get all the other worlds in no time" Bowser yelled out his plan.
"There's a flaw though, at first it would be as easy as convincing all the wire frames that you'd be the best leader" Ganondorf was still a little said about losing the battle mentioned a few chapters ago "Now they already have a leader"
"You don't think I noticed that" Bowser folded his arm and closed his eyes as if he was about to divulge more of his plan.
"Wait a minute they have a leader now" Kraid yelled out before Bowser could say anything. Everyone shook their heads and sighed because they were to lazy to get up and slap him.
"Anyway" Bowser still had his arms folded and eyes closed. "When I saw that another plan instantly unfolded in my head. We have to get at least one world and use it as a base. Than in other means we do our best to capture the other world using the wire frames and our various minions. Eventually as the whole thing goes on we start to capture the world that everyone else forgot about. We slowly move on until everywhere belongs to us," Bowser then laughed evilly and everyone was amazed.
"A simple errand boy came up with such an amazing plan" Wolf mumbled
"Yeah, I know I'm awesome" Bowser struck a pose.
"Even more bragging, if you weren't going to be the head of this all I'd shoot you out my air lock" Meta-knight said
"So let's get started shall we" Bowser said "Too Kanto"
At Master Hand's mansion…
"ah, very good it seems like the villains have actually came up with a good plan. Now can the heroes actually come up with something better" Master Hand watched his huge screen TV with his brother, the Crazy hand"
"Ah yes you really should've woken me up from my nap for this" Crazy hand said
"Yes, but you always insist on taking those week long naps, you seriously need some help with that" Master Hand replied
"I have such a headache" Pichu finally woke up after Mewtwo overshadowed him "What happened"
"There's some aspirin right there, we thought it be better to leave you alone" Master Hand didn't even take his eyes off the screen"
"Oh look, Luigi's trying to shoot GameandWatch again" Crazy hand laughed
"Maybe I should be getting back" Pichu started to walk out the door
"Wait we're lonely" Crazy hand made his equivalent of a puppy-eyed dog look.
"Okay I'll stay and watch for a little while" Pichu walked towards one of the many chairs in the room. "So, how do you plan on this whole thing unfolding"
"I actually don't care I would rather it never end" Master Hand replied summoning some popcorn.
"I want it to" Pichu grabbed a piece of popcorn "Mushroom Kingdom is nice but I want to get back home. You know there's still the option of restarting brawl"
"Hmm, yes that does remind me. The last time you left we didn't get a chance to finish our contract" Master summoned that wire frame again. "Let's head to another room, shall we"
"Okay" Pichu sighed "but I should really call Jigglypuff or someone else first"
"Very well" Master went into a shape like a fist and pounded the ground until a whole came out. Suddenly Jigglypuff came flying through the roof.
"Ou" The words Jigglypuff fainted appeared right under him.
"Great, now we have to take him to the infirmary" Master hand got a little mad at the fact that his summoning attempt finally went awry.
