A/N: Remember when we would all bring these crazy toys to school and try to out-trick each other? I think I still have my trick manual around here somewhere. Read and review? Enjoy!
Book To Read: "Play Me" by Laura Ruby
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
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"Jasper, what are you doing?"
"Going around the world."
"Right…" Rosalie said, completely confused.
"Perhaps I should go around right instead of left… More of a challenge." He muttered.
"Jasper, what are you doing?"
"Walking the dog."
"We don't have a dog." Edward pointed out.
Jasper didn't reply.
"Jasper, what are you doing?"
"Sleeping."
"You can't sleep." Esme pointed out, feeling slightly miffed.
"I can with practice."
"Jasper, what are you doing?"
"Gunslinging."
"Do you have a permit for that?" Emmett asked, skeptically.
Jasper nodded, but said nothing.
"Jazz, what are you doing?"
"The time warp."
"That doesn't look like dancing." Alice pointed out, smiling.
"It's new age."
"Jasper, what are you doing?"
"The lindy loop."
"Don't you mean the lindy hop, son?" Carlisle questioned.
Jasper just blinked before saying "No."
"Bella, what are you doing?"
"Attempting to do some yoyo tricks."
"Where did you get a yoyo?" Edward asked, reclining in his rocking chair.
"Jasper gave me his old one when he got too fed up because he couldn't master Buddha's revenge." Bella replied. "You'd have to be some sort of genius to learn to split the atom."
