Before y'all read this, let me remind you, I suck at writing down action, but this is the bes tI could do.

"I, the great warrior of Justice, Roger, call to the darkness of this world, come forth and manifest into my left hand! I plead to all the negativity his world has to offer, gather around my shrewd aura! I call upon the people, send me your hate, offer me your jealousy!" Roger raised his middle finger as he said "And now... I command you, SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS UP!"

There was silence for about ten seconds until the whole crowd went berserk, or either started to laugh (including Smoker and Roger). Roger said in between of his laughter, "Bet you guys thought I was gonna do some kick-ass move now didn't you hahahahaha"

People in the crowd were now yelling and cursing Roger. Some even started to ask Smoker if they can take care of beating him up, and some were complimenting him on the amount of gutsiness he showed.

Smoker yelled "ENOUGH!" with his serious expression about to burst into laughter again. Roger before beginning the fight wore his gloves given to him by Garp as a keepsake. The battle started.

Roger went in close and went for a punch only to be dodged. Smoker then went around Roger using his smoke ability. Roger did a 180 spin kick at Smoker, but the kick went right threw him. Roger backed off and analyzed what situation he was in.

Smoker said to him "Very impressive, If I was not a devil fruit user, I'd have suffered an injury from that kick." Roger got pissed off at smoker and he grabbed a handful of sand from his pouch like bag. No one had any idea what was going on, so Roger took full advantage of it. He threw the sand at Smoker as a smokescreen (See what I did there?).

Smoker was in the middle of saying "That won't work kid. Sorry, but you ain't getting a promotio-" until he got punched by Roger. Smoker retreated back and saw his nose was starting to bleed and that scattered his brain. He looked up and saw Roger coming at him, so he instinctively shot his hand at Roger.

Roger grabbed Smoker's hand and pulled him towards him for another punch to the face. Smoker couldn't understand why he was losing, until he saw the glove, which had pieces of sea stone prism in it. He was met with a uppercut right after the punch to the face. Roger threw something at Smoker but Smoker dodged it and pulled his sword out.

Smoker went in to injure Roger, only to find out roger throwing something like a can at him. Smoker slashed the can only to find Smoke (Punz) coming out of it. He was blinded again and Roger came up from behind and went in to punch Smoker's back. Smoker guessed what he was going to do and did a 180 spin kick on him.

Roger got hit, but he got up and pulled out another can. He threw the balloon at smoker which was filled with seawater. Smoker started to lose his strength and Roger went up to him to knock him out. Right before smoker was hit, there was an explosion, and so they went to check on it. When they arrived at the scene, they saw it was a Pirate.

Smoker and Roger and the rest of the marines went to attack him, but were no match for the guy. Smoker and roger were already weakened from their fight too. Roger dodged a few punches and the first punch landing on him blew him away.

Smoker came at him and the man punched him too, but he ended up punching right through him. The man used some kind of mystical powers to cut smoker up into millions of pieces. He literally turned them to mini smokers.

Hhe asked if the female captain of the marines present there with them would be interested in going out with him. He got rejected and said if he can get some food to eat, and was turned down again.

The mini smoker created a smoke screen, and Roger came back up behind him and landed a solid hard punch at him. He said " Weak, but then again, it's 10 times no, about 12 times stronger than natsu's punch. Anyone feel like telling me where I am and what the hell is going on here? I just returned from a job too!"

He suddenly started to glow, and the next thing Smoker and Roger knew was that he vanished without a trace. Smoker said "I don't believe it… was that… Red Haired Shanks?"

TIME SKIP - 1 WEEK LATER:

The Navy were preparing to go to war with the red haired pirates, one of 3 people who were on the same level as Whitebeard, who was closest to becoming the pirate king, until Gol D. Roger became it.

They bought in the witnesses and Roger told everyone that the Shanks who attacked them didn't have Brown hair. Garp also said "Shanks wouldn't go to war against Navy for no reason. He might be a damn pirate, but he still ain't dumb."

He then was acknowledged by Sengoku and promoted all the way up to Captain because they were able to hold him back, even if it was not for long. When the two returned back, Smoker asked him " What kind of sorcery were you using?"

Roger told him, "It was one of the only things I remembered before losing my memory, and it was called a smoke bomb, and I learned from a video, which is similar to the snail which projects things."