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Edward's POV

2 months later

Kellan and Connor are both definitely Emmett's children. They're loud and they're messy. Don't get me wrong, I love them. They're just a handful. Life has been hectic lately. Bella moved in with us. Emmett is now a Sophomore. He's also decided to try out for the football team. I'm going to propose to Bella. Yes, you heard me right. Hopefully by this time tomorrow, I'll be engaged.

" Edward, can you watch the twins? I ran out of diapers and lord knows how much they poop.", I nod my head. Bella takes Emmett to the store while I stay home. I set the twins down on their play mat. They both giggle at me. I shake my head and sit on the couch. Kellan starts making little sounds. I look down at him and he's trying to get his sock in his mouth. I quickly put it back onto his foot. Connor grabs Kellan's hair and tries to eat it. You see, Kellan has a head full of dark hair and Connor is a baldy.

" Connor, stop trying to eat your brother.", I chuckle. I separate them a little bit. Then I put pacifiers in both of their mouths. Bella and Em got home ten minutes later. They took the twins to the nursery and changed them. Bella came and snuggled next to me. I kissed the side of her head.

" What would you do, if I said my parents were coming into town?", Bella asks me. I sit up as fast as I possibly can. Her parents? The father that threatened to cut my dick off? The mother that proceeded to get drunk not even ten minutes after I met her? Oh god, my life will be hell.

" When? Just tell me so I can prepare for my death.", I sit back. She looks like she's trying not to laugh.

" They'll arrive the day after tomorrow and they'll be here for a week.", I groan. Great, I'm not getting laid for a week. There is no way I'm having sex with my girlfriend while her father who knows how to cut things open is around. Dammit!

Doom day arrives and Bella leaves to go pick her parents up from the airport. I make sure everything in the house is spotless and our emergency condoms are hidden. I make sure the twins are clean and Emmett is prepared for the evil that is the Cullens. Now, I love my girl. Her family is just crazy. Esme is a flirty drunk and Carlisle likes to pull out his scalpels and tell me how easy it is to cut appendages off.

Bella and her parents get back around an hour and a half later. Bella was carrying two luggage cases. I hurry and take them from her. She thanks me and gives me a peck on the lips. Her parents walk in and look around. Their eyes settle on me, Esme grins widely and Carlisle offers me a small smile.

" Edward! Don't you look nice, it's been awhile since we've seen you.", Esme squeals exuberantly.

" Hello Esme. It has been awhile. You look lovely. Carlisle, how are you?", I hold my hand out to him. He looks at it for awhile before looking away, never shaking my hand. I let it drop. The awkward silence is broken by Connor's 'hold me' scream. I pick him up cuddle him close to my chest. He tries to snuggle even farther. I bounce him lightly and patted his back.

" Well, who is this?", Esme coos at Connor.

" My nephew, Connor Owen Masen. His twin, Kellan Edward is asleep in the nursery.", I smile, the only thing I adore more than my nephews is my girlfriend.

" I assume that Emmett is their father? He's only what, fifteen? Do you support pre-marital sex?", Carlisle raises an eyebrow.

" The twins were an accident. Em is great father, he makes sure they have what they need. I believe that if a couple is together long enough, they should express their feelings through sexual relations. Em was a young, impressionable boy when they were conceived.", I state. Carlisle glares at me.

" How long do you think the couple should be together before being with each other intimately?", he narrows his eyes at me.

" Not until they confess to their love. Then it still shouldn't be taken lightly." I tell him honestly.

" We know that Emmett lives in sin, what about you Edward?", Carlisle grins evilly at me.

" Hey! I've had sex once! It last two minutes and it was horrible. I'm not really looking to do it again anytime soon.", Emmett defends himself.

" Dad, if you're asking if we have sex then I don't think you want to know the answer. Drop it, now. You said that you and Mom had something to tell us. Why don't we get on with that?", Bella growls. Carlisle looks down at the floor and then Esme clears her throat.

" Bella, your father and I made a decision. A very important life changing decision. This decision has two parts. We are moving here at the end of the month. And Bella...", Esme started and then looked at Carlisle. They were moving here! FUCK. MY. LIFE. Maybe the second part will be that they're moving out of town about two or three hours...Hopefully!

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Soooo What did you think? Daddy Cullen hates Edward. Can you blame him? What do you think the second part of the surprise is? Review your thoughts!