Here's Stardustrudie! What's Ecuador's place like? Should I visit it too when/if I invade Peru's vital regions in the summer?
Peru: [covering vital regions] GO AWAY! OAO
Chile: I found my shotgun! Where is she?
Peru: YOU go away too! ÒΔÓ
Dear Peru,
Yay! I'm glad I can.
Anyways, I have a question for you. What's your current relationship with your brother (Ecuador)? I'm really curious since I live in his house and you seem to, well, hate him. (I thought you two made peace like ten years ago?)
Love, stardustrudie
(but call me Luna ok?)
Hola Luna,
Ecuador? It's... complicated. Diplomatically we may have resolved our differences, but personally I just... don't like him very much. Think of it as a grudge. There was the war (BAH) and that long territorial dispute (BLEARGH) and anyway his voice sounds too much like Pedo Spain's for my liking. (Sometimes I wonder about his heritage.)
B-but he's not that bad, I guess. I-I mean, he's not nearly as pathetic as that stupid roto to the south, who can barely speak Quechua and tries to drag me to his house all the time. (Unfortunately, he usually succeeds.) Oh yeah, and he believes in Walmart. Walmart. What kind of self-respectable South American would even allow something that blond bastard up north came up with into his home? At least Ecuador doesn't have any at his place, unless he's lying to me. And he leaves me alone, which also gives him more points than Chile.
And, well, I might say all these hateful things and lash out at them all the time, but w-w-we're f-family aft-t-ter all...
Wh-what goes on in this letter, STAYS in this letter! O/ / /_ / / /O
Very hastily signed,
Peru
Well, obviously, we have a tsundere in Lincoln Park... He's not climbing in your windows though, so don't worry. XD
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