"Damn, Tobi is a good boy!" Zetsu's dark half said, pulling Tobi closer to him.

"I think we tired him out." His Light half said, noticing Tobi's unusual quietness.

"So the little bastards asleep? Good, I'm kinda hungry." Dark Zetsu said, moving his hand behind his head.

"You're not eating Tobi." Light Zetsu said, a tad of irritation in his voice.

"No, if I eat him then there's no one to fuck." Dark Zetsu replied.

"Yeah, we caught a break with him. Hey, how are we supposed to eat with no dead bodies around?" Light Zetsu asked, a bit worried about his eating habits.

Of coarse, back in the Akatsuki, finding something to eat was never hard. If you think about it, Jashinist rituals, clay bombs all over the place, and Mangekyou Sharingan practice meant that the Akatsuki went through subordinates like people go through toothpicks.

"What about Todd, you think he still has that job at the morgue?" Dark Zetsu asked.

"Good question, lets sneak out and see." Light Zetsu said.

Zetsu quietly got out of bed and over to his dresser to see what he could find. He found that oh-so-familiar fishnet shirt just about every ninja wears, and a pair of pants.

"You know, this would be a good chance to break in that trench coat we got, remember?" Dark Zetsu said.

"Oh yeah, lets try it." Light Zetsu said.

Zetsu fished through the dresser for a moment, before finding said trench coat. He slipped it on, followed by a few quick hand signs resulting in his fly trap closing around him and slowly sinking into the ground.

Zetsu emerged outside of the Kusagakure morgue. When the dead were scarce in Kusa, Zetsu's clan was known to spend it's time around the morgue (crazy flytrap people have to eat to!)

"Here we are, lets hope Todd still works here." Light Zetsu said as the two, er, he walked in.

"Hello! It's us!" Dark Zetsu yelled, trying to distract himself from the multiple dead bodies around him.

"Zetsu, is that you? It's been forever!" A voice said, quickly revealing itself to be Todd, the guy Zetsu knows.

"Good! You do still work here!" Light Zetsu said, happy as a cannibalistic plantman who sleeps with someone who's mental state has been questioned.

"Yeah, not a lot's changed since you two left. So I'm guessing you're here to eat?" Todd said, smiling.

"No, just pick some things up." Dark Zetsu said, checking out a dead person.

"Ok, so did you talk to the daimyo about being ninjas again?" Todd asked, go over to grab some dead people for Zetsu.

"Uh... It didn't exactly, you know, top the list..." Light Zetsu said, dark Zetsu finishing for him.

"Ahh, I get it. Well make sure you do eventually. 'Coarse, Kusa never sees any action." Todd said, bringing out three body bags.

"Right, Thanks Todd." Dark Zetsu said, grabbing the bodies.

Zetsu walked out of the morgue, looking around Kusa for a second.

"Let's walk, it's been forever since we've seen the place." Dark Zetsu said.

"Yeah, besides, we can't make any hand signs." Light Zetsu added, as the plantman walked back home.