Plot: When he's alone at home, or when he can't sleep while his little lover is snoring noisily, Yuki Eiri is bored. So he talks to Shuichi... in his own way...! Eiri x shu

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November the 26th and November the 27th

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Please bear in mind that I'm French, hence the English mistakes! ;-)


November 26th

Well, another fine mess I've got myself into!

Tohma called me this morning. I could tell by the sound of his voice that something wasn't good.

"Please, Seguchi, don't beat around the bush, I have other fish to fry!"

"Okay. I've had a row with Mika-san and she made me sleep on the couch last night..."

"Jesus! Who do you think I am? A marriage counsellor?"

"I'm..sorry… Eiri-san…"

Guilt again.

"Alright, what happened?" I asked, trying my best not to sound unpleasant.

"I don't know… It's a bit weird, actually… It all started two days ago. I received a strange text message…"

Oh, no!! I had completely forgotten about that!!

"And then I received dozens and dozens of them. All love messages, and a few others calling me gay and telling me to die. I really don't understand… Only a few people are supposed to have my phone number… Anyway, yesterday evening, I kept on getting text messages alerts. Mika-san got annoyed – you know how jealous she is- and took the phone from my hands. The first text message she saw was 'Hey honey! I love you! You're so hot! I want to see you naked and lick chocolate on your belly! Gimme a call! Your Number 1 fan!' She was in such a rage I thought it was my last day on Earth!! I swear I haven't done anything. I never cheated on her, and I have no idea who those people are!! You believe me, don't you, Eiri-san?"

I giggled nervously.

"What's so funny about it?"

"Oh, err… Nothing…" I lied, clearing my voice. "Have you checked the persons who've got your number? I mean… There must have been a leak somewhere… What about Sakano?"

"Sakano-san would never do such a thing!!"

"……."

"You think so? Fine, I'll question him… Have a nice day, Eiri-san"

Yesterday I admitted that I tried the Wii. That's enough confession for the current decade! There's no way I admit I registered on Bad Luck's message boards AND gave Seguchi's number to your fans, making them believe it was yours. .

Yeah, I'm a bastard. So what!?


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