Story: On the Road to Suicide
Rating: M
Summary: Deidara is a doctor. He thinks he's ready for everything. But, once a red haired man jumps off a 10 ft. building, he'll find out if he was truly ready for everything. ItaSasoDei
Warning: This story is Yaoi, if you don't like yaoi please read another story.
Disclaimer: I only own the story line, i own nothing else!
Chapter Nine
Lost, with the crazies
Once the group had walked out of the building Kisame stopped dead in his tracks and smiled. His teeth shined creepily, and Sasori shivered. Something bad was going through his head... everyone could tell. He walked over to Deidara and wrapped his arm around his shoulder. "So..." He purred. Deidara stared at the shark man for a moment, then let out a sigh. "What is it this time, un?" Deidara questioned. Everyone stopped breathing for a moment.
Kisame smiled yet again. "Oh... nothing really... I was just thinking... we could dress up... and set all the police stations on fire... graffiti them, blow them up... you know. The baby stuff." Kisame purred. Deidara stared at him with wide eyes for a moment. The thought of 'blowing something up' attracted him... but he knew that Sasori wouldn't be used to it.
Deidara shook his head for a moment. Sasori smiled. "Um... Kisame? We don't have explosives." Sasori said awkwardly. Kisame stared at him for a while, then turned to Deidara. Deidara's face was pale. Kisame stared at him for a moment. "So.. you haven't told him?" Kisame asked. Deidara looked at the ground for a moment. Kisame stared at him, then turned his head. He looked at Sasori, then to everyone else. Everyone was silent. No one said anything.
Sasori stared at them for a moment. His eyes widened. He turned to Deidara. "Is there something you're not telling me Deidara?" Sasori asked. He cocked his head to one side. Deidara shoow his head and put on a fake smile. "Don't worry about it, un." Deidara said. Sasori stared at him for a moment. "That didn't answer my question..." Sasori mumbled under his breath. Deidara closed his eyes and started to walk away. The rest of the group followed.
Sasori leaned over to Zetsu. "Were are we going?" Sasori asked. Zetsu turned his head and smiled. "We're going to the nearest police station." Zetsu said. "To blow shit up." Zetsu's black side said. Sasori stared at him for a moment. "You mean... we're actually going to go do that?!" Sasori said. Zetsu smiled and nodded. Tobi started walking backwards until he was at Sasori and Zetsu. Tobi jumped up and down. "Yeah! We did this were we used to live too! And Deidara did it in Canada as well!" Tobi said happily. Sasori smiled and nodded. He was confused. Why did Deidara do that? Wasn't he a doctor?
Tobi stared at him for a moment. "Sasori-san... don't worry about Deidara-senpai... he's fine... he just doesn't want to tell you about-" Tobi had begun to say, Zetsu grabbed the young man's arm and pulled him into his chest. Tobi was silent. Sasori stared. "Tobi. You just about said it." Zetsu said. "Watch out next time!" The black side yelled.
Tobi hugged Zetsu for a moment, then Zetsu let go.
Tobi walked over to Sasori. He looked around. "Oh no! We lost them!" Tobi yelled. Zetsu looked around. "Hey!" Zetsu yelled. "You bastards!" Zetsu's black side roared. Sasori and Tobi both cringed as Zetsu started to yell. Zetsu stopped and turned to them. "Sorry about that..." Zetsu said. Sasori and Tobi nodded. They all looked around for a moment. They were at a four way inter section at the moment. They looked around again.
"Crap..." Sasori mumbled. Zetsu let out a sigh. He pointed to the left. "Let's go this way." Zetsu said. Tobi and Sasori nodded. They headed off to the left. Sadly... the rest of the group had gone to the right.
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Deidara looked around for a moment. "Aren't we missing some people?" He asked. He looked around again. Itachi turned around and looked. Everyone stopped. "Zetsu and Tobi are gone." Itachi stated. Deidara giggled.
"Well, they don't matter to me, un." Deidara said.
Itachi looked around for a moment. "Oh no!" Itachi yelled. Deidara spun around. "What?" Deidara asked. Kisame looked around. "Sasori's gone as well!" Kisame yelled. Deidara screamed and looked around franticly. "Were is he?!" Itachi yelled. Deidara ran down the street and looked around. "Maybe they got lost." Hidan said. Itachi and Deidara stared at him for a moment. "Yeah!" They shouted. They started running around looking for them.
Hidan looked around for a moment. "Well, they'll find us. All the roads lead up to the police station anyways... So we can just go there and wait." Hidan stated. Kisame nodded. Kakuzu grunted. Itachi and Deidara swung their heads around. "But he's lost! With those... Those... Crazies!" They both yelled.
"Plus! I can't leave my Sasori out there, un!" Deidara yelled.
Itachi turned his head and narrowed his eyes.
"You're Sasori?" Itachi asked.
Deidara nodded his head.
"Yeah. My Sasori." Deidara said.
Itachi stared at him for a moment, his eyes narrowed.
"He's mine." Itachi said.
"No, he's mine, un,"
"No, he's mine."
"No he's not yours! He's mine, un!" Deidara yelled.
Hidan walked over to Kakuzu and Kisame. "We could be here a while." Hidan stated. The other grunted. The two idiots continued to yell over who owned Sasori. Hidan turned his head. "Well, we better get to the police station." Hidan said. Kisame and Kakuzu smiled. They walked over to the idiots and grabbed the back of their shirts.
They started to drag them off over to the police station, where they were hoping Sasori, Zetsu, and Tobi would be.
StitchedScythe: Well... Hello people! Here's the next chapter! Hope you like it! The next one should be a little longer, sorry about the shortness! Hope you Review! I love it when people Review!
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