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A/N-They are all seniors here!

Chapter 9- Senior Pranks

Renesmee

58 years ago

Uncle Emmett figured that to have lots of fun, and to get expelled, we'd need to do more then one prank. So we decided to do several pranks.

Monday

I like to call this prank 'Parking Problems'. It can be done two ways and we are gonna do both…at the same time!

Uncle Emmett bought a bunch of cheap clunkers to add on to the prank. Then we texted all the seniors to arrive at school three hours early, even before the teachers got there.

After we had arranged the cars into a huge maze around the school that was nearly impossible to get through, we added more cars around the school in a tight circle. For teachers and other students to get across they would have to climb over cars.

We told the other seniors to go into the classrooms so they didn't look suspicious. Dad and Mom went with them while Jacob, Uncle Emmett, Uncle Jasper, Aunt Rose, Aunt Alice, and I went to hide amongst the cars.

About five minutes later teachers started arriving.

Our principal, Mr. Reddin arrived first and it took him around fifteen minutes just to find a place to park. As he got out of his car I could hear him muttering to himself.

"What the hell is this? I bet it's 'em senior kids doin' this. Now how the 'ell do I get through this?" Mr. Reddin has a heavy western accent and he wasn't even from there.

As soon as he asked himself how to get through this I pulled out my cell and called his phone.

"Now who in the Sam heck is this?" He asked and answered.

"Hello?"

"You wanted to know how to get out." I stated in a mysterious, deep fake Russian accent.

"Uh…Y-y-yes…W-who is t-this?" Mr. Reddin stammered

"If I wanted to tell you, don't you think I would have already?" I asked in the same accent as Aunt Alice giggled quietly.

"Well, I guess, sure." He mumbled

"So do you want to know how to get out or not?"

"Um…yes…yes." He sounded very…unsure.

"Ok then, first take a left from where you're standing."

Mr. Reddin looked around to see if anyone was watching him but we were well hidden.

"Um, ok…left." He stated as he started walking to the left.

"Stop! Now go forward three paces and climb over that car." I commanded and giggled as he clumsily climbed over the car. Luckily Aunt Alice took lots of pictures.

"Ok, now step left, then right, then left exactly six times, then go forward until you reach the next car. Follow along the cars going right. When you reach the crossway stop." Aunt Rose had out a video camera and was recording everything.

"After you stop jump continuously so you can see over the cars." I directed

"Ok…NoW…I'm…JuMpInG." Mr. Reddin already sounded out of breath.

"Do you see the…orange car?" I asked him.

"Yes."

"Now stop jumping and get to that car, quickly!" I said urgently

"When you get there crawl under it and make mooing noises."

"What why mooing noises?" Mr. Reddin asked

"Uh…" I looked at Aunt Alice for help. "It helps you suck in your stomach." She mouthed and I repeated that into my phone.

"No it doesn't." Uncle Emmett retorted from a different car.

"Yes it does!" Aunt Alice replied

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Shut up Emmett!" Aunt Rose hissed

"Yes it does! Ha!" Aunt Alice stuck her tongue out and went back to snapping pictures.

I covered the mouth of the phone. "Record this!" I mouthed to Aunt Rose.

"Ok, so the mooing makes you thinner. Now crawl and moo!" I told Mr. Reddin

"Alright…MOOOOO! MAH-OOOOO! MOOOO! MAH-OOOOO!" I laughed silently, clutching my phone as I gripped my sides.

"I-I'm s-s-tt-tuc-kk-k" Mr. Reddin grunted

"Ah, too bad…" I said and hung up.

Jacob, Uncle Japer, Uncle Emmett, and Aunt Alice continued leading everyone who arrived nowhere. Me and Aunt Rose got all the recordings and all the pictures and loaded them onto our laptop.

"These will be perfect for later!" Aunt Rose decided

"I'll be back in a flash." She told me as she got the pictures printed.

Just as she promised, Aunt Rose was back in a matter of minutes.

A little while later everyone was either lost, stuck under a car, making a fool of themselves, or trying to climb over cars. The sight was hysterical and I had footage and pictures of it all.

Today was a success especially when I watched Mr. Reddin call 911 to get the car off of him and then to clear out the rest of the lot.

Tuesday

"Emmett!" Aunt Rose hissed "Don't play with it!"

Uncle Emmett made a face. "Why not?" He whined

"Because…" Aunt Rose started as she grabbed the snake and the shark out of Uncle Em's hands. "…I said so." She finished

"Fine!" Uncle Emmett grumbled

We were sneaking into our school to put a snake, huge but harmless, and a small shark, well small to me, into our school's pool. I had gym first period and I knew what to do. About an hour and a half later I was in gym getting ready for my great act.

"Awww! Look it's a cute little caterpillar." I exclaimed in an "I'm stupid" voice after everyone was into the pool.

"That's not a caterpillar, that's a snake! A huge one at that! I'll save you!" Some weird creep boy said.

He leaped into the air and slammed me out of the way.

"You. Got. My. Hair. Wet!" I shrieked and pushed him…right into the shark.

"AHHHH! AHHH! AHHH!" The boy screamed and jumped up and down away from the shark. "Damn, it's giant!" He yelled

Hmmm…maybe it wasn't so small in the first place…

It all went up hill from there. Well, down hill for him.

The snake started swimming around the whole pool and 'magically' eight other snakes appeared. Wink, wink. Uncle Em put them in and Aunt Alice video taped the whole situation. Then the shark started attacking the snakes. The snakes teamed up and tried strangling the shark. It was AWESOME!

I was screaming "The shark will hurt the caterpillars!" over and over. Mr. Reddin ran in and slipped into the pool then jumped up and down like a little girl screaming "HELP! HELP!"

Honestly I don't know why they were screaming and freaking out. No one was in the pool, aside from the principal, and no one was hurt. Just call animal control and get over it.

I slowly sneaked out of the pool area leaving the screams and commotion behind.

Wednesday

It's funny how little things can be so…effective. We started real simple. With three sheep, shaving shears, and well that's it. Three sheep and shaving shears. Uncle Emmett carefully shaved the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them.

"Come on Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahb, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailey, and Joe." Uncle Emmett called out.

"Bob…Bailey…………Joe……………?" Dad looked at him weirdly.

"It's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahb and Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailey!" He exclaimed

"You named them." Dad stated, ignoring his last comment.

"Yea! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahb is 1, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailey is 2, and Joe is 4." Uncle Emmettt said simply.

"I get Baaaaaahb and Baaaaaaaaaaaaaailey, but Joe?" Dad said there names to please him.

"Don't be mean to Joe!"

"Whatever." He muttered

We finally went to the school and let the sheep loose.

Just a few hours later the first sheep was found.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Someone yelled as Baaaaaaaaaaaaailey nibbled her shirt and practically yanked it off.

"Grab it!" My personal stalker, Matt said. He leapt for it and Baaaaaaaaaailey simply walked a little to the left. Matt crashed on to the floor and so did several other people that tried to catch it.

After that everything turned hectic. People crashed in to floors, walls, and doors. People tripped down stairs, fell over, and got yanked to the ground. Even Joe gave birth! I guess Joe isn't a guy…Anyway…there was now a lamb running around, too. Uncle Emmett named it Josephine. Real clever, Em. Watch the new lamb be a guy…

To get the sheep running we put sheep food all around the school.

After hours of all the above they finally caught sheep 1, 2, 4, and the lamb. They started to look for a sheep 3 that really wasn't there. Hasn't anyone heard of the prank before? I mean really! As I 'helped look' for 3 I heard Mr. Reddin muttering.

"I bet it's 'em Sheppard's High kids that put 'ese sheep here."

I laughed silently to myself. He thought it was another school that put them here since the sheep is their mascot.

Aunt Alice, Uncle Emmett, Aunt Rose, and I sent everyone on wild chases by saying things like "I see one in classroom 348!" or telling guys "Number 3 is in the girl's bathroom!"

We all left laughing as Matt went into the girl's bathroom and they ran him out by hitting him with their purses.

Thursday

"Please, Mommy!" I begged my Mom.

"Ugh! I don't wanna!" She complained

"C'mon Bella! You already have practice." Uncle Emmett put in.

"SHUT UP!" Mom screamed at him.

Convince her to do it! I screamed to Dad in my head.

He sighed but nodded slightly. Dad put his arms around Mom and whispered in her ear. "Please? For me?"

I sighed, I knew what would happen. Mom would say something like 'Please don't make me do it!' and Dad would not be able to deny her wishes so he would tell Uncle Emmett not to force her to do anything she didn't want to do. Ugh! Dad is so dumb sometimes.

He looked up and gave me 'The Look' and I smiled weakly.

But I was proved wrong about what would happen. Mom closed her eyes but nodded her head in agreement.

"Only for you." She stated and glared at Uncle Em.

We had loaded the staircases with thousands of bouncy balls. I know simple but this would get Mr. Reddin pissed!

I stood casually by some lockers with Jacob as we talked. As soon as I saw Mr. Reddin pass by, I signaled Mom to start.

Mom shot a death glare towards Uncle Emmett but started walking down the stairs. Mom 'tripped down the stairs' and started falling down.

"OW! EEP! AHH! EEEEH!" Mom screamed as she tumbled down.

Mr. Reddin came running to her as she 'burst into tears.'

"I-I-I t-thin-k-k I-I m-m-ight-----" She didn't finish because she sucked in a breath in 'pain.'

Dad came running to her and asked "Are you ok?"

Mom shook her head and buried her head into Dad's shoulder.

Damn, she wasn't that bad of an actress!

"Oh my!" Mr. Reddin exclaimed

"I'm gonna sue this school!" Mom exclainmed as Dad carried her away.

As Mr. Reddin went to get up he slipped on the bouncy balls and plunged down the stairs.

After school was over Uncle Jasper called the school and pretended to be our lawyer.

"Mr. Reddin, this situation, if my client hadn't been lucky, could have killed a student! How could you have allowed that while you were running this school? What school are you running! You're lucky that my client didn't get to seriously hurt, but she still did get hurt, so I believe we have a case on our hands and you have a lawsuit on your hands! You're also lucky that my client won't have you fired! I will contact you with further information about this. Good day, sir." Uncle Jasper finished and snapped his phone shut.

Friday

We were about to pull another prank that would last all day. The whole school was filled with alarm clocks, all hidden around the school, that were sent on two minute intervals. Now these alarm clocks weren't your usual ones. They quacked and rang and buzzed and clanged and jingled and jangled and squawked and crowed and cawed. And let's not forget that they would keep quacking, ringing, buzzing, clanging, jingling, jangling, squawking, crowing, and cawing until someone turned them off. My family would not be the people turning them off. That would be whoever finds them.

As I entered one of my classes I heard an alarm going off. That added on to about seven other alarm sounds. She started teaching but about four alarms later she cracked.

"Ahhhh! Ugh! UGGG! SOMEONE FIND THESE DAMN CLOCKS AND TURN THEM OFF!" She screamed

"Ey-Ei Capin'!" Uncle Em saluted and went around the room 'looking for the alarm clocks.'

After another twenty minutes of alarms going off our teacher shrieked loudly and curled up in a ball in the corner muttering "Zzzz! Hummeee! Jajafuce!" and other nonsense. Just then the bell rang (the real one to go to our next class, not an alarm) and we all filed out leaving our teacher in her…position…

After a while of teachers getting pissed off from the alarm clocks Uncle Jasper, Aunt Rose, Uncle Emmett, Aunt Alice, Jacob, Mom, Dad, and I were all called into the principal's office.

Grandpa Carlisle and Grandma Esme were already there. I groaned along with the rest of my family.

"Sit." Ordered Mr. Reddin

We remained standing. He glared at us wanting us to sit so it looked like he had authority, which he didn't have.

He muttered something like "Effin kids" thinking we couldn't hear him. To bad for him that once Grandpa and Grandma heard that they would defend us. I looked at Grandma Esme and my hunch was true. She had her eyebrows raised and a 'You don't mess with my kids look' on her face.

"What is the problem?" Grandma Esme asked as politely as she could.

"Your children have been…I don't know what they have been doing!"

"Come on! We were just doing some insignificant senior pranks!" Uncle Emmett protested

"Insignificant! You could have killed someone with the car prank by telling them to go under cars and getting them stuck. And let's not forget about the sharks and snakes! Having the sheep there was dangerous as well and we still haven't found number 3 yet." I stifled a laugh at that comment. "You gave the school a lawsuit and you caused our school to lose some serious money. And not to mention today! Those alarm clocks are still ringing and will ring until someone finds them, which is highly unlikely, or they run out of batteries! And you gave one of our teachers a mental break down! You have made a fool of this school!" Mr. Reddin finished

"Like it wasn't a joke before." Aunt Rose muttered

Grandpa Carlisle ignored her comment and asked Mr. Reddin a question. "How do you know it was my children?"

"We were doing locker inspections and we found some very suspicious items in their lockers."

"Like?" Grandma Esme questioned

"We found sheep food, a pile of car keys, alarm clock packaging, a bucket of empty bouncy balls, and shears."

"I see but nothing serious happened so what do they have detention?" Grandpa Carlisle wondered

"Wrong! They almost got me fired and caused serious school money to go to waste when it could have gone to buying textbooks. I'm not very sorry, for they have not been a pleasure to have around, but they have all been expelled."

Grandma and Grandpa sighed but stood up to leave. As we left the room I imitated him. "I'm not very sorry, for they have not been a pleasure to have around."

"I'm glad all of you got expelled and we can move. I wouldn't have been able to be around him again. He was very rude." Grandma Esme said

"It's lucky we have lots of houses around." I thought aloud

"Mhmm…I guess so." Grandpa Carlisle agreed

"What exactly did you do?" He asked a moment later

We went along telling him about our pranks as we went home to pack then move somewhere else.


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