I wake up, and notice that my head is cold. I go into the bathroom, and also notice that my head is BALD!
"SSSAAAABBBBRRRRIIIINNNNNAAAAAAAAAA!" I yell at the top of my lungs. She walks up to the bathroom door, and smiles. And then she walks away. I really want to run after her and slap her, but I don't. Because I can't hit a girl. Not because I'm afraid to get hit back or anything like that, no. I can't hit a girl.
Ok, why is this bet only turning on me? Why am I the one that gets beat up, threatened, sticky, etc. I mean, yes, Sabrina did get stuck outside in frozen weather, and I did almost read her journal, and I did put itching powder in her underwear, but it's not like it's fair for ME to get punished!
I need to do something to her! I could... um... uh... hmmm... kill her? No, the old lady would ground me for like a month. I could... shave her head back! No, she's a light sleeper. She would notice.
Well, Sabrina doesn't like heights... I could pick her up, take her really high, and threaten to drop her if she doesn't give up. Well... am I really that mean? Yes. Yes I am.
But first I have to get my hair back. And I walk over to Mirror.
Sabrina's POV
I take a walk outside to get some fresh air, and see Puck walking behind me, jumping from tree to tree, trying to not be noticed. Not only can he not hide well, but he makes a LOT of noise.
"Why don't you just fly!" I yell behind me.
"Ok!" he says, and then he realizes that he's been noticed. "HEY!" he says, pouting.
So, instead of just hiding, he runs up to me, grabs me, and tries to lift me. But he can't.
"Man, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING!" he says, so I turn around and smack him, and then walk off. He runs up to me again, tries to lift me, and then fails. AGAIN!
"Sorry dude. I don't give up that easily. And even if you could pick me up, which your bony little arms DEFINITELY could not manage, you wouldn't actually drop me. You love me to much!" I say triumphantly. He stops walking, and gives me this shocked look. His face turns bright red, and he tries to say something, but it comes out in mumbles. Exactly what I wanted.
So I just grab his arms, drag him to a tree, grab some rope from the ground - how convenient... - tie his arms from behind him, and then walk off. And he doesn't even struggle. He's too flustered from that last comment.
And when I turn to walk away, I trip on a root, and fall on my face. In a pit of mud. And my foot's stuck.
That breaks Puck out of his trance, and he starts cracking up.
"Stop laughing at me, you idiot, and help me up!" I say.
But he just says "Nope. Don't you remember? I'm all tied up!"
I imagine him grinning. I know he's grinning. I want to slap that grin right off of his little fairy face.
But instead, I just sit there, since I can't get up. And then I here footsteps, and get a little hope, and see Puck there. The hope fades.
"How did you get out?" I ask.
"Did you forget, Grimm? I'm a fairy. I can morph. I got out!" he says.
It makes sense, but that gets me thinking. "Ok, but if you can morph, why didn't you change into something to get out of the prank where you were tied up?" I ask.
"Because I was acting like you. But that's kind of over now, he says.
"Whatever," I say. "Now help me up."
But he grins - can I slap him now? - and shakes his head. "Nope. Not unless you give up."
Wait. So I have to give up to get up? This has got me down! "Never!" I say confidently.
He shrugs. "Ok... bye!" he says and walks off. So I'm stuck here. In the mud. With my foot stuck. Repeating every detail with periods at the end instead of commas. What a day!
