Hi everyone! I have a funny story today. I was coping what Haruhi was saying, word for word, from the episode online, so I paused it. My mouse moved, and when I looked back up, it was on Kaoru's butt! I ended up having a laughing fit, and fell off of my bed. I pulled a Tamaki. Ha, ha! Anyway, see you later and enjoy!

"Where...are we...Haruhi-kun--I mean Haruhi-chan?" I asked, standing with her in front of some tropical shore. She sighed, saying she wished he knew. I, also, sighed. "And how did I get in to this?"

Just this morning:

"Haruhi-kun! Wait up!" Haruhi stopped, turning and waiting. I smiled, walking up. "Did you like my Ootoro?" He smiled happily, saying he did. I clasped my hands together and smiled again. "I'm glad you did! Where are you going, this weekend? I wanted to know if you'd like to come over and learn how to make Ootoro!" He was about to answer as we walked to the front yard when the twins grabbed each of his arms with wide grins. I stood behind them blinking.

"Target..."

"Captured!" They said. A limo drove up, and the window rolled down. Tamaki smiled with shades on and Haruhi blinked.

"Good...take her away." The window rolled back up, and Haruhi sweat dropped.

"No...I don't wanna!" He yelled, pulling me. The twins looked down at me (who was now being dragged); just now noticing I was standing there. Haruhi wouldn't let go. "Yuri-chan, help me!" Haruhi said. I stood up and sighed. Suddenly, Kaoru was grabbing my arm with a free hand. He grinned down at me.

"Come on, then, Yuri-chan." He said, this eyes flashing with Hikaru's. I felt my blood run cold.

"No...No!"

"I'm sorry, Yuri-chan." I blinked and shook my hands, saying it was okay. Haruhi turned and asked where we were. Kyoya smiled, pushing his glasses up.

"This is the Tropical Aqua Garden, a theme park built by my family." We blinked.

"I thought your family was in the hospital business..." Haruhi said, me nodding.

"This is for people who are short on time, but need to relax." He smiled, pushing his glasses up again. "We, the Ootori group, always think about the happiness of people." I sighed as Haruhi looked else where.

"That's such a lie." I whispered. Kyoya's glasses gleamed, and he asked what I said. I smiled nervously and jumped behind him. "I-I said, can I try some of your punch!" I said, taking his drink and taking a sip. I handed it back to him and smiled before Honey called me over. I ran from behind Kyoya and threw my hands up in the air. "Coming!"

"Do you want coconut juice, or Mango cake?" I put my hand on my chin.

"Hm..." I turned to Haruhi, "which one did you get?" She said the coconut juice, and I chose the same. Honey spun around us happily before running to get some. I looked around for Mori, seeing he wasn't with Honey. "Ne, Haruhi-chan," She looked over to me, "where's Mori-san?" We looked around and saw him watching a bird. He must have felt us staring, because he turned around. I waved with a small laugh before Hikaru and Kaoru called our names.

"Ne, ne, Haruhi and Yuri-chan, let's go try the water slide!" Kaoru said, Hikaru chomping on a banana.

"Eh? Why are you two wearing clothes over your bathing suits?" Hikaru asked. We looked down and sighed for separate reasons.

"You see..." Haruhi said,

Moments ago:

"Here you go! Take care of this one first!" Hikaru and Kaoru said, pushing Haruhi towards two maids. I, remembering my thoughts on Haruhi, decided to give something a try.

"Why don't we just go in together?" The twins turned, and look at me with narrowed eyes. I twisted my foot in to the sand like a shy, young girl. "After all, we are both girls." Tamaki appeared suddenly and covered my eyes. I yelped, telling him to get off. "Tamaki-san! Please let go!" I said.

"She's found out the secret! She can't be here!" Tamaki yelled. I stopped struggling and held my index finger up, making a point.

"What does it matter, then, now? If I know, it's not going to hurt anyone. Besides, Kyoya has got the debt thing around my neck. I couldn't tell anyone even if I wanted to." Tamaki and the twins were silent before a hand grabbed mine. Tamaki let go and Kaoru and Hikaru flanged me in to Haruhi, and caused us both to fall in to the room. We sat up to see the ladies grinning down at us. I grabbed on to Haruhi and yelped as the door closed. "Kaoru-san! Hikaru-san! I'll make you pay!" I yelled out to them. They ripped off our clothes and I stood in a towel now, blushing. "Why did they have to do that?" Haruhi stood beside me in a towel as well. We sighed together as a long line of bathing suits popped up.

"We brought in our mother's latest fashions..." Kaoru called,

"Just pick out what ever you want, ne?"

"Now, ladies," The twin girls said, "pick out the one you like." I sat down stubbornly.

"I'm not going to pick one out." Haruhi, in turn, said that she just didn't need a bathing suit. They offered to pick ours out.

"How about this one?"

"I don't want a bikini." Haruhi said. I just looked away.

"What about this one? Isn't it cute?" I turned red, seeing it was just a bundle of string.

"You've got to be kidding me!" I yelled.

"That's just a bunch of string!" We stopped, hearing a crash.

"What was that?" I asked. The twin girls turned me around, saying to ignore it. They grabbed a black and red one piece bathing suit and put it on me. I blushed as they ended up braiding my hair in to two long French braids. "I'm a person, not a doll!" I yelled at them. They only laughed before giving Haruhi a pink bathing suit with a cap. I sighed at her, saying she was too cute. She only sighed, tired, and walked out. I, on the other hand, jumped to the side. I crouched down in a shadowy corner. The twin girls pulled me outside and I started to complain.

"Come now, Raven-sama!" One said. The other one gave me a scary face, "or else..." I jumped out of their grip and threw my fist up.

"You guys are so weird! Don't touch me!" I said to them before noticing I was standing in front of the door way. Kaoru and Hikaru stared at me quietly. I blushed and stepped out, coughing. I noticed Haruhi had clothes over her bathing suit, and I stomped my foot. "S-some one give me some clothes!" I turned to the twins, pointing. They blinked as I demanded for clothes. "Now!" Grinning, they jumped on me, rocking back and forward.

"Why Yuri-chan? You're so cute!" They taunted. I growled.

"Seriously, you guys! Give me clothes!" They blinked, and asked why I wanted clothes so badly. I blushed before a jacket fell on my head. I looked up to see Kyoya. "Kyoya-san?" I asked.

"Just stop whining and put this on."

"So you're not going to swim Haruhi?" Hikaru asked.

"I can swim as well as any other average person, but I'm just not interested in this kind of place." The twins switched a look with narrow eyes. "Instead of swimming, I just want to go home." Haruhi said sighing. "Besides, what's with these exaggerated facilities?" She added, "A plastic pool is good enough for playing in water." The twins looked at Haruhi, confused.

"What's a plastic pool?" They asked. I fell on the ground, surprised they didn't know. In India, everyone had one for their children to play with, since it was hot a lot of the time. As Haruhi explained it, they called her stupid. "That's an air boat."

"It's too small to be a pool."

"Yeah!"

"It's a pool! Little kids have fun with water in it a lot!" Tamaki pulled the twins to the side and started to whisper stupid things about commoner's knowledge. I patted Haruhi's back, saying I understood her pain.

"By the way, I was wondering," Kaoru said,

"Why do you have Haruhi wearing that parka, my lord?" Tamaki turned red and I giggled. Haruhi only blinked. It seemed more and more obvious that he liked her, but only the two of them didn't know.

"Usually, if you think about it..."

"I want to see Ha-Haruhi in a swim suit!"

"Is one thing he'd most likely say..."

"How surprising, ne?" They backed away from their lord and started to whisper, calling him a pervert and a lot of other things. He blushed again and argued back.

"F-fools! I'm just doing the obvious thing, being her father and guardian! Besides, even if it's a swim suit, girls shouldn't show their skin so defenselessly in front of guys!" The twins pointed back to us and we glared down at him. Honey yelled our names though, and we looked down at him.

"Let's go swim in that pool over there! It has waves!" He said, tugging on our sleeves. I agreed, but Haruhi said she didn't feel like swimming today, and asked if he could swim. "Nope! Because, this is cuter, ne?" He asked before taking my hand and pulling me towards the water. I sighed, not thinking of what I had gotten in to. I loved Honey so much that I, once again, didn't think. As he jumped in the pool, I took Kyoya's jacket off and looked for a place to put it. Looking to my right, I saw Mori. I walked nervously over to him, and asked if I could put my jacket by him for a little. He looked down at me in silence, but nodded. I jumped in to the pool and floated over to Honey, grabbing on to his float. I sped up, and we zoomed up and down the waves. "Weeee!" Honey said. "Takashi! Takashi!" He said, waving to Mori every time we passed. He smiled lightly and I blinked. He came in to the water and Honey sat on him. Mori started swimming, but they got no where. Honey called over to the others and told them that, even though they were swimming hard, they weren't getting anywhere. The others turned and whispered. I blinked before getting sprayed in the face with a water gun. I wiped my face off and glared at the twins. I climbed out of the pool, put the jacket on again, and glared at them.

"What was that for?" I yelled. They laughed before spraying Tamaki as well. He wiped his face on the towel as the twins challenged us.

"Kaoru and I against you two. You lose if you get hit in the face, and then a penalty game." Tamaki said it was stupid, but I agreed to it, saying I wanted revenge. The twins teased Tamaki by telling Haruhi that they should get married right away.

"We'll go to Atami for our honey moon!" Kaoru remarked, pulling her close. I felt myself twitch with annoyance before grabbing my water gun. Tamaki was pumping his and the twins were laughing when I sprayed Kaoru in the face. I laughed, victorious. He sprayed me back, though. "We haven't started yet!" He said, grinning. Tamaki finished pumping and yelled that 'daddy wouldn't allow it' and sprayed at them. They split up and brought themselves beside each other again, giving us a peace sign before running away. I grinned to Tamaki and we clasped our hands.

"Team Daddy!" We yelled in unison before running after them. They hid behind a tree as we sprayed at them. Once we stopped, they jumped out and started shooting. Tamaki and I weaved through their shots and Tamaki dove.

"Critical shot...horizontal jump beam!"

"Yosh! We've got them now--" But the twins pulled out large tiki masks and held them up like shields.

"That's cheating!" We yelled before Tamaki slipped on a banana peel, probably the one Hikaru was eating before. He grabbed on to me, trying to stop his fall, but instead, caused me to go down with him. I called him an idiot as we went sliding. We crashed in to a tiki pole and gripped our heads as lights went on. Computer lights shone behind the tiki statue and I turned to see a wave coming near Honey. I felt panic, seeing Mori fall on a banana peel, and dove in to the pool. I was able to grab his floatly, but when the wave crashed down on us, I lost its passenger. I floated back up, holding his floaty.

"I lost Honey-chan!" I said, tearing up and not moving. Kaoru helped me out of the pool as I wiped my face, not making it any dryer. Tamaki pointed to another pool and called it a short cut to finding Honey. We started running, and alligators popped out. We yelled, running back.

"T...this way!" Tamaki declared before seeing another alligator.

"They're over here too!"

"Here too!" I stood beside Mori silently, looking down.

"Honey-chan..."

.H.

"Ah, the daily rain has started." Kyoya said before we walked under a shaft. While the others discussed where Honey could be, I looked over to Mori, who was standing alone and looking off in to the jungle. He, who was usually calm and silent, had yelled Honey's name like never before. Also, he was a bit clumsy. He kept slipping on banana peels. I stood there for a moment before walking over.

"Mori-san..." He looked down to see me staring up at him. "I'm sorry..." I said, tears coming out uncontrollably. "It was my fault...I couldn't hold on to him..." I said, wiping my eyes and sniffing. "I've caused you a lot of trouble..." He patted my head and I looked back up with a blink. "Mori...san...?" He only nodded with a small smile, and I blinked again before smiling.

"You seem close to Honey-sempai, Mori-sempai." Haruhi said, walking over. The twins grasped each other's hands.

"Their cousins." We (Haruhi and I) stared at Mori with big, round eyes.

"Really?" They explained how it used to be servant-and-master like, but since two generations ago there was a marriage, it ended. The twins cried in to hanker chiefs.

"It's such a wonderful story!" Haruhi didn't think so, but looked over to see me on the verge of tears.

"It really is!" I said, sighing and resting my hand on my blushing cheek.

"I...I didn't think you would say that, Yuri-chan..." Haruhi said, scooting away from me. I turned to her, waving my hand.

"Oh, it's not like how they think of it! I think it's romantic!" Haruhi sighed, standing up straight. "I mean, could you imagine it back then? It was forbidden love!" I said with a smile. The twins didn't like that there were two forbidden loves in the host club.

"Oh relax you two, it was in the past. There's none of that now." Though they make it seem that way...

The rain stopped and we started planning how to get to Honey. I turned to ask Haruhi a question, and noticed that Mori and Haruhi were gone. I moved from the table and looked around before walking outside, and then in to the jungle; not even considering the fact that I had no idea where I was going.

.h.

"Where did they go?!" Tamaki yelled as they finally realized we had vanished. Kyoya called the Ootori police force and told them that Honey was lost. He, however, forgot to mention the other three.

.h.

"Why do I do such rash things...?" I said, sighing as I walked through the jungle. There were bugs flying everywhere and I hated it. "Where did Mori and Haruhi go?" I asked before hearing a rustle behind me. I blinked, turning quickly. I smiled happily at the sight I saw. "Honey-chan!" I yelled. He smiled happily back to me, coming out of a bush, and jumped on me with a hug. "I'm so glad!" I said, tearing up as I hugged him back.

"Yuri-chan, when I throw you a vine, throw your jacket off at them and grab on." I was about to ask why, and a group of police men surrounded us.

"We have sight of another short boy and suspicious person! Repeat! We have sight of another short boy and suspicious person!" One yelled. I looked around nervously before Honey climbed up a tree. I looked after him and then around as they gathered closer. "She has let go of the boy! Repeat--"

"Yuri-chan! Grab on!" He threw a vine to me and I grabbed it. He pulled me up and I was left in shock at his strength. He told me to hold on to another vine and I did so.

"What are we going to--" He jumped on my back and we went sailing down to another group of police men, I saw Haruhi and Mori in the middle and I yelled for them to duck. Mori immediately ducked with Haruhi in is arm and I kicked a police man. Honey flipped off of my shoulders before knocking out all of the police men. I stared in unbelief. "Honey-chan...Can fight..." I said before my vision became blurry. I fell on to my side and everything went black.

.h.

"Raven-san, you have guests." I looked up from my book on the hospital bed and smiled to see the host club.

"Hi everyone!" I said, putting my book down. Honey came up with a cake and I thanked him. "I'm sorry about yesterday." Kaoru asked why I had fainted in the first place, and I laughed nervously, pulling up my long sleeve shirt so they couldn't see my shoulders. The twins looked at each other with grins before running beside me. The pulled my shirt down so that my shoulders showed. I turned red, struggling to get out of their grip and pull my shirt back up. But they saw it. They saw it and laughed their eyes out. "I-It's not funny!" I said, covering my sun burned shoulders. "I have sensitive skin!" I yelled. I was lucky that the sun burn didn't appear until after I was in the hospital, and not with them. But it didn't really matter now. Haruhi hit the twins on the head and told them not to laugh. I covered my shoulders, looking down in embarrassment. "Get out!" I yelled to the twins. They blinked as I stood up and pushed them out. "You'll get no snacks from me!" I yelled before slamming the door in their faces.

"Why is it she ends every chapter yelling at us?" Hikaru asked. Kaoru shrugged.

"And she's always depriving us of our snacks, too!" Kaoru added.