a/n: slutty lily. wow, is this overused or what? and i feel really inadequate because some people have close to a hundred (or four) stories and i'm like really horrible etc. etc. and life goes on (read it. not mine, but awesome) so.
oh princess flower!
oh my god
didn't we just see you
at the arm of that
gorgeous king?
what's his name?
who knows?
(or more accurately
who cares?)
just another notch on
the fairy-tale bedpost
another strike
to add to your
never-ending tally
don't blush, lis
we know it's just rouge
try not to giggle
people have been stoned for laughing
why flaunt your sluttiness
when life can offer you much more?
see, hon, here's the deal
be a princess
or a prostitute
no-one can have both
(especially, especially
not someone in the closet)
