a/n: slutty lily. wow, is this overused or what? and i feel really inadequate because some people have close to a hundred (or four) stories and i'm like really horrible etc. etc. and life goes on (read it. not mine, but awesome) so.


oh princess flower!

oh my god

didn't we just see you

at the arm of that

gorgeous king?

what's his name?

who knows?

(or more accurately

who cares?)

just another notch on

the fairy-tale bedpost

another strike

to add to your

never-ending tally

don't blush, lis

we know it's just rouge

try not to giggle

people have been stoned for laughing

why flaunt your sluttiness

when life can offer you much more?

see, hon, here's the deal

be a princess

or a prostitute

no-one can have both

(especially, especially

not someone in the closet)