America continued walking through route 25 doing his usual laugh.

"Come on China let's get going to get that third gym badge!" After this Alfred ran faster and China did to in order to keep up. Soon they both stopped when they saw a giant light house with a small cottage next to it on top of a hill next to a beach.

"Do you think anyones in there aru?"

"I don't know but let's go check it out." American and China ran up the hill until they reached the cottage. America then started knocking on the door until it ominously opened up by it's self. China was about to step in when America stopped him.

"Wait dude. What if it's haunted and there's ghosts in there and they try to eat our faces."

"America I hight doubt that especially the face eating part." America still had a look of worry on his face.

"Fine. America if your so scared why don't you send out a pokemon that's strong against ghosts."

"That's a great idea dude. Now let's see. Japan told me that ghost and dark types are good against ghost types." America then looked for the three pokemon he had that were good against the ghost type.

"Ha found the perfect one. Go Britain!" America threw the pokeball making Britain come out of it and materialize in front of him with a "You git!".

"America what is that you want?"

"China and I want to go into that house but we think it's haunted."

"You think it's haunted." China corrected.

"Yeah whatever. So any way why we need you is that if any ghost come out your ghost type will be super effective against them." Britain made a sigh because he would much rather stay in his pokeball and drink tea and eat scones. (Which Britain thought were delicious even though they were badly burned in the third degree)

"All right."

"Yeah! Now let's go everybody!" The three stepped into the cottage. It was completely dark with the only light being that from the door. As America looked around he noticed what looked like research papers papers all across the floor. He then noticed a desk with a computer on it and a few books beside the computer.

"Hey let's go check that out." The three walked over to the desk with the computer. America was about to turn it on when a voice called out "Stop! Don't touch that!" The three looked around for the voice. It sounded like it had a british accent but more calmer than Britain.

"Over here!" The voice said. The three looked over the computer to see a Clefairy standing in the middle of the room.

"Did you just talk?" Questioned America.

"Yes!"

"Holy crap! I must be going crazy because I"m seeing your imaginary friends Britain!" Alfred called out.

"No that's not one of them! And there real not imaginary!"

"Alright just listen to me for a minute." The Clefairy had slight annoyance in his voice since the two ignored him.

"I need your help, I'm really human." The three just gave him blank stares.

"Stop looking at me like that. I screwed up an experiment and it turned me into a pokemon. Now I'm going to step in that machine over there. When I'm inside hit the blue button on the computer."

"Hey wait-" America started but the clefairy was already standing in the machine.

"Well let's see how this goes." America pressed the blue button on the computer, however instead of getting the correct result an error message appeared.


Shit!

Windows has screwed you over. Hit any button to continue. you can try to recover data but it probally won't work since windows is currently f***** up form

error122+-9/aadsdfbinsertlemonpie/+++thecakesalie1234E=124111000022++++Thebirdtheword++++++111000111.

Have a nice day.

options

delete windows?

(Yes) (Sure) (beam me up scotty)


America's eye started twitching violently after reading this, and China at seeing this talked to him to try to get him to calm down.

"America. Let's take a deep breath and calm down ar-"

"DAMN YOU WINDOWS!" America screamed breaking the sound barrier in fact-


Bill Gates woke with a start in his six million dollar mansion sweating bullets.

"What is it Mr. Gates?" Asked his assistant over the intercom.

"There is a disturbance in the windows." He said ominously.


America pounded on the computer with his fist with Britain and China holding onto either side of him trying to get him to calm Suddenly the machine that the Clefairy stepped in made a few electronic beeps and other sounds before lighting up and making an orb of light travel from the machine to another one on the left side.

"Hey I did it! I knew my amazing computer skills would fix it!" America yelled happily shaking off the extreme anger he had just a minuet ago. China and Britain could only roll their eyes and sigh at their friend.

The machine on the left side opened up to reveal a boy.

"Thank's for that man I owe you one. My names Bill by the way."

"My names Alfred F. Jones pokemon hero and soon champion!"

"Oh great! Now it's pokemon hero!" Britain added his cynicism.

"Shut up!" Alfred shouted at him.

"Hey who are the other's around you?" Asked Bill interrupting the two.

"Huh? Oh these are my pokemon. This China my starter and my other pokemon Britain."

"Oh you must be a trainer then. Have you used my storage system?"

"What?"

"I guess that's a no. You see a trainer can only have six pokemon onthem at one time, but with the storage system I invented your pokemon will either be transferred to your P.C stored as data or sent to Professor who gave you your pokedex."

"Impressive dude!"

"There's also something new that I have been working that will revolutionize pokemon storage. I can give it to you if you want."

"Really?" Alfred's eyes sparkled (but in a more cooler and less girly way than certain vampires) with happiness at hearing this .

"There's just one catch." Alfred's smile disappeared.

"You have to beat me in battle."

"Alright let's do it!"


"So how does this work?" Alfred asked Bill.

"I want to see how you do against a type disadvantage. You send out one of your pokemon and I'll send out one of mine that has an advantage over it. If you can beat me I'll you your prize."

"Alright man. Go Britain!" Alfred threw his pokeball summoning Britain out with a "You git!" Bill took out a pokedex and examined Britain with it.

"Let's see. Britains a water type so I'll send out Jolteon!" Bill threw his pokeball making Joleteon appear.

"Britain use water gun!" Britain shot a forcefull blast of water out of his mouth that headed straight for Joleteon.

"Joleteon use use thunder shock!" Jolteon discharged electricity from it's body and shot it at the water gun instantly destroying it.

"Now Joleteon use thunder shock on Britain." Jolteon blasted electricity right at Britain. The electricity traveled in an arc before connecting with him sending him flying back.

"Alright, Britain try using a hex attack!" Britain nodded taking out a a black wizard robe out of apparently no where. He did the same with his spell book he took out. He chanted a few lines into his spell book which no one area could really quite make out but sounded vaguely like something about Dumbledore and Dora the Explorer with Randy Jackson, Mr. T thrown in for good measure.

A purple-blackish beam shot out of the book and headed for Jolteon conneting with the pokemon sending it flying back. It skidded across the ground and landed right in front of Bill.

"Jolteon are you okay?" The electric pokemon got up gritting it's teeth and gave a confirming "Jolt."

"All right then, use Pin Missle!" Jolteon nodded as it body began glowing green and it's already sharp fur started to stand on edge and piont toward Britain. Green glowing needles suddenly shot out of it's fur and headed with blinding speed toward Britain.

"Hurry, dodge it Britain!" Alfred shouted. Britain nodded but it was to late the needles shot into Britain torso knocking him down at Alfred's feet.

"Britain No!" Alfred shouted at the semi-conscious Britain. Birtain layed on the ground with his eyes half opened and covered in dirt splotches (but no blood. This is pokemon).

"I-is this end?" Questioned Britain always one for over-dramatic but effective endings.

"No it isn't!" Came a high and squeaky voice above him. Britain opened his eyes and gasped as well as Bill and Alfred at what they saw. Flying high above Britain and swooping down towards was the infamous Flying-Mint-Bunny.

"Flying-Mint-Bunny what are you doing here?" Asked Britain standing up seeming recovered to greet his old friend.

"I saw you were having trouble in a battle so I flew right over here to help you."

"Oh that's so sweet of you." As Britain and FMB (Flying-Mint Bunny abbreviated) talked Alfred and China along with Bill stood there with their mouths agape.

"I-I-I don't believe it! That thing actually exists?" Shouted a surprised/confused/awed Alfred.

"Of course he's real and I'll show you his power and how useful he can be in battle." Alfred's pokedex beeped so he tokk it out and opened it to see what it said.

Britain has learned summon. Was what the text box in the pokedex said. Alfred closed it put it back in his bomber jacket pocket and did his triumphiant laugh.

"My awesomely awesome pokemon has learned a new move! Now Britain use summon!" Alfred then pointed dramatically in front of him. Britain smirked and turned to FMB.

"Alright Flying Mint Bunny make me proud-and look good in front of America." Britian added the last part in a whisper.

"I will Britain." Flying Mint Bunny flew in front of Britain and floated there in a fight stance Bill, Jolteon, Alfred, and China all waited in anticipation for what would happened. Suddenly Flying Mint Bunny's eyes got bigger and his mouth became exaggerated and red lined. Then in an unusally deep and masculine voice he shouted.

"Shoopdawoop. I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!"

"What the hell?" Questioned Bill but he only got that far when FMB shouted "BLAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGG" unleashing a might beam of energy from it's mouth. Alfred, China, and Bill could only watch as the laser beam enveloped Jolteon and they couldn't see it anymore for he was inside the beam. When it ended Jolteon was black and smoking. It then collapsed in exhalustion.

"Jolteon return." Said Bill as a red beam shot out of his pokeball and sucked Jolteon in.

"Haha We won! We won! Shouted Alfred happily as Britain and FMB came over to him.

"I told you they were real you bloody git." Said Britain smiling that he got to show Alfred that his friends do exist and he impressed him.

"Yeah that's great in all, but can you send him away? Things are starting to get to weird around here."

"Oh sure. Flying Mint can you go back and play with captain Hook and Uni?"

"Alright Britain, but remember I'll always be around if you ned me." With that Flying Mint Bunny vanished. But not in any exciting way. There was no puff of smoke, or loud crack the creature simply disappeared as if it never existed to begin with.

"Hey Alfred that was a great battle." Said Bill walking over to Alfred congratulating him.

"Thanks dude, but what was that thing you wanted to give me?"

"Oh that right. I promised to give my new project I've been working on. Here give me your pokedex and it will only take a minuet." Alfred handed Bill his pokedex who took it and started messing with the mechanics and wires of it.

"All right this goes here and that goes there. Re-arrange these wires install this new button." He mumbled to himself.

"Ah-ha done. Here's your up-graded pokedex!" Bill handed Alfred his pokedex who opened it and checked to see what was improved about it. Sadly he didn't find anything new about it except for an extra button.

"What exactly did you do to improve it?"

"Oh well you see as I said before a trainer can only carry around six pokemon any more than that will be transferred to the P.C storage system of sent to the Professor who gave you your pokedex. With this new up-grade you'll be able to swap your pokemon on the go no matter where you are. Just hit this button and a list of your pokemon currently in your storage will appear on your pokedex. Just select one and another list will appear of the pokemon currently in your party. Choose one of those and your two pokemon will be switched with no need to vist a P.C!"

"Wow thanks dude!"

"Oh and one more thing take this too." Bill handed over a red ticket to Alfred placing it in his hand.

"That's a ticket to the S.S Anne. They invited me to their party but I can't stand fancy people and their finger sandwiches so why don't you go instead?"

"Really thanks man! Now let's go China and get that next gym badge and find the others!" China and Alfred walked away from Bill's house and towards Cerulean cape actually doing a relatively normal exit. For once in this story.


AN: Wow it's been a long time since I updated this. Just to let you know I'm not dead and neither is this fic. You don't have to worry about me abandoning this. I never plan to it's my most popular story on this site. I'll keep on writing this until pokemon ends which judging that there are now 600+ creatures I might be writing this until I'm in my eighties.

As a side note I'll be putting random but interesting pokemon trivia at the bottom of each chapter now starting in CH10 or 11.