Las Noches Café Chap 9
"This is Kira Atsumichi on Channel Five Karakura News. Apparently there has been an attempted robbery at one of the Manga Con's food stands. Nnoitra Jiruga, an employee at the new restaurant Las Noches who is also serving the food at the Manga Con, attempted to steal from colleague Tia Harribel. Apparently, Jiruga is anti-feminist and jealous that Harribel was earning more money than him. When we asked Jiruga what he was going to do with that money, he said he will buy Make Out books by the popular author, Jiraiya, as well as more sex toys for his collection.
"What shocked us most of all was that the large plasma screen TV began playing a YouTube video in the middle of the Convention. Here are our live reporters from the scene."
"Thank you, Kira. This is Ano Ioya on site at the Manga Con. If you look behind me, you will see the giant plasma screen television playing a video of what seems like the restaurant employee Nnoitra Jiruga in Victoria's Secret in the bra section. We do not know if this is a practical joke or something like that. Oh my god. What is that?"
TV: "I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem. Everyday I dress make it feel like Halloween. I have no real problems but I like to make believe. I stole my sister's mascara, now I'm grounded for a week. Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies. I can't get through a Holland Heights album without sobbing…" (If you have seen the YouTube video .com/watch?v=v-fGOAMHBYM , you will understand.)
Ioya: "It seems that another restaurant employee is on this YouTube video! It turns out to be Mr. Ulquiorra Cifer who is whiter than usual. Mr. Ulquiorra, can we get your comments for this?"
Ulquiorra: "…"
Ioya: "It appears that Ulquiorra is not in the mood for comments. Another video has been played on the screen. A blue haired man is dancing with Mr. Cifer here. Oh my god, it seems that Mr. Cifer has fainted! Someone! Call the ambulance! Now continuing on the report, the blue haired man is one of our most lovable espada, the little kitten named Grimmjow."
*runs up to Grimmjow*
Ioya: "Mr. Grimmjow, may we have your comments on this?"
Grimmjow: "WTF is this man?!"
Ioya: "Wait, you mean that this wasn't planned? Let's go to the Gina Ichimaru, the Manga Con organizer. Ms. Ichimaru, may we have your comments about this?"
Ms. Ichimaru: "This isn't planned, but it is great for laughs!"
Ioya: "As stated by Ms. Ichimaru, it seems that the whole crowd is laughing! Now there's a new video!"
(Video Link: .com/watch?v=1pvdA9IsBGk Ulquiorra throwing glasses at Aizen to the tune of "Levan Polkka.")
Ioya: "The owner of the restaurant has come outside to view what is happening! He is apparently shaking in rage at the video."
Aizen: "What the?! What is this? Who is doing this?"
Ioya: "There's someone up by the screen! The perpetrator is small, blonde, and carrying a sword! Is he a terrorist?"
Random Otaku: "Oh my god, it's Wonderweiss!"
Group of Girls: "Wonderweiss we love you!"
Grimmjow: "You little shit! Come down here!"
Ioya: "The perpetrator of these videos happens to be Wonderweiss Margera, a child arrancar who lives in Tousen's closet and suitcase. The girls have given him a welcome fit for the Jonas Brothers. He has a penchant for mischief. Now he is playing a last video, which appears to be stored on his iTouch."
(Link: .com/watch?v=4_7F6rbMJMM)
Aizen: "Wonderweiss! I'll lock you in Nnoitra's closet for this!"
Ioya: "Apparently, Wonderweiss has a penchant for Caramelldansen videos of his colleagues."
Gin: "Haha…I enjoyed it. But the bad part is that I look like a girl."
Group of girls with silver hair: "Gin we love you!"
Ioya: "Ano Ioya, signing off."
Atsumichi: "Thank you, Ano, for the awesome report. Now to the weather…"
A/N: what are the little stories at the end of manga called, often making fun of a character?
Thanks: Khare the noob
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For my anonymous reviewer, I'll include your birthday catering in one of the little stories at the end of a manga!
