PLEASE EVERYONE READ MY OTHER TRIGUN FANFIC VASH THE STAMPEDE JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Part 9 - Ten reasons why I hate you
Vash walked up to the bar in the usual way. Dancing.
Kristin shook her head. She felt like shooting Vash right then and there.
'Sometimes I wonder how the hell he livid so long.'
She looked up again. He was inside. She got up from her hiding place and walked up to the sherif.((spelling!))
"Just great..." She mumbled.
"You know that idiot?" He asked her.
"Sadly.. yes." She said, scartching her forehead with the gun. She wasn't tring to be threatening or anything, but she had those weird bangs that anime charactors had all the time. And they were blowing in the wind. Those thing are itchy as hell!
"You have a gun.. so.. can you use it?" He asked her.
"Of course." She answered, crossing her arms over her chest. She guessed by this time, Vash was tied up, his gun taken away, if he had it with him and he was probably being kicked for tring to look up that girl's dress.
"How good of a shot are you?" He asked her.
"Well, I was trained by the best of the best. What do you think?" She answered, annoyed big time. She really didn't like the looks on that guys face.
Then, the girl's father showed up. 'Grim reaper' Bostalk, is Kristin remembered right.
"What's happened?" he said the sherif.
"Well, they have guns and are demanding money. But, I think I got this covered." He said, glancing down at Kristin.
"What do you mean?" Bostalk asked.
"I have an ace gunman on the case." He said, looking at kristin.
"Whoawhoa now! Slow down! You're not going to get me to go in there! No way!" Kristin said, waving her arms infront of her.
'There is no way in hell they are getting me to do this!!' She thought madly.
***Ten minutes later**
'I can't believe they got me to do this!' Kristin thought as she edged around the back of the bar.
She reminded herself she was getting a lot of money for this.
'Just remember.. new clothes... a tooth brush... and some damn breath mints for Vash!' She reminded herself.
She was almost to the door, when she heard it. Fighting in the bar.
'Ok, this is where the guy almost shots the girl... then they calm him down... next they find gum in their guns... about ... now!' She thought.
She kicked in the door and aimed the gun at the men. She fired and knocked the gun out of one of their hands, then another.
They opened fire on her. She backed into the wall for protection.
'DAMN! This is scary as hell! What am I doing here?!?!' She asked herself. Then the firing stopped.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" The man in charge, she guessed, asked her.
"Do you think I'm doing this for my health, because I sure as hell ain't! Take a wild guess." She yelled over at him.
She opened up the barrel.
'Only one left...damn! Why didn't he put in new bullets before he came in here?' She asked herself.
"If you come in here quietly, we won't hurt the girl!" He yelled out after her.
"You wouldn't do that! Then you lost your hostage and I'd have nothing holding me back from shooting you full of lead now would I?" Kristin yelled back at them. She popped out the empty shells and closed the barrel.
She could hear them grumble. They knew she was right. Kristin smirked at that. She didn't really have that good of aim, but if she did this right, she could slid the gun over to Vash. He could take care of this mess!
'No! I have to try something.. but Vash is better at shooting.' kristin debated.
'I hate being a helpless!!!!' kristin screamed in her head.
She made up her mind. She was going to try one more time before she gave out. She turned the corner and aimed the gun right at her target. The only guy left with a gun. She fired.
And missed...
kristin rolled behind a barrel, which was shot up pretty good.
A bullet grazed her right shoulder and another grazed her left cheek.
'Ouch!' kristin thought.
"Come out! We knew you're out of bullets." The man said. She could almost hear his smirk.
Kristin sighed. She didn't go through Vash's training for nothing. Even though she had a lot more to learn, she was sure she could win against them. With the money she was getting, she was possitive she wasn't giving up!
Another gun fired, and the bullet hit something. Kristin yelped. The bullet went into her right shoulder blade and came out where her collar bone is.
Kristin dropped the gun. She was after all holding the gun in her right hand. She hissed in pain.
'Crap, crap, crap'
Then the man stood over her with the gun pointed at her head.
'Mega Crap!'
Kristin looked up at him with the most innocent look you could give! He was abit taken aback as she stared up him like that.
Then kristin tripped him, grabbed his gun and pointed it at him. She held the gun with her left hand. Her right arm hung dead to her side. She panted and let out a huge sigh.
"Well, atleast no one else got hurt..." She said.
Then... that worst possible thing happened...
Shots rung out and every man for himself...
Or every woman to herself.
Kristin dove behind the counter and waited for the rest. Meryl and Milly we the first, then the man she had the gun pointed too, next Vash and the girl.
Vash looked concerned, as he stared at Kristin's arm. Her cheek was almost bleeding and so was her left shoulder, but her right shoulder was loosing the most blood.
She eyes were set though. She looked over at Vash.
"I see you're still alive." Kristin said in a put-out sort of mood.
"Oh haha.." Vash said. "You're bleeding."
"Thank you so much Capton Obvious!" kristin hissed at him. She was also holding Vash's gun loosly with her right hand. She had somehow grabbed it before she jumped behind the counter.
She threw it to him.
"It doesn't have any bullets, but you can use some from this gun." Kristin said, about to throw it to him, but the man grabbed it from her. "Hey!"
"I'm not giving the last of my bullets to that guy!" The man said.
"right.." Kristin said, then rolled some bullets over to Vash. The guy checked his gun. There were only two bullets left in his barrel. Kristin took three from it without him even knowing it!
"How.. how did you..?" He questioned.
"I used to be a pick-pocket." kristin said with a grin.
Vash gave a grin to Kristin, then slipped the bullets into the barrel.
"Hey." Kristin said, looking at Vash.
"Yeah?"
"Remind me to kill you when this is all over."
"Kristin.. why do you hate me?"
"You want the short list or the long list?"
"...short.."
"1. You always get me in trouble.
2.You're very annoying.
3.You get drunk and I have to help you out.
4.You're a pervert.
5.You snore.
6.You have a high pitched voice.
7.You threw up on my clothes.
8.You eat MY breakfast.
9.You ruin the only good moments I have in my day.
10.YOu-" Kristin was cut off.
"WOW! That's a lot of reasons." Vash said.
"I'm not even half way done yet with the SHORT list!" kristin said.
"You really get on people's bad sides don't you?" Milly asked Vash.
"I guess I do.." Vash answered.
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I know, it kind of ended aburtly... sorry! I will continue it soon! And I had kristin be the hero of this chapter too! WHOAWHO! Even though she got shot a lot.... any who! I hope you like it and review!
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A $$120,000,000,000 Couple
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Part 9 - Ten reasons why I hate you
Vash walked up to the bar in the usual way. Dancing.
Kristin shook her head. She felt like shooting Vash right then and there.
'Sometimes I wonder how the hell he livid so long.'
She looked up again. He was inside. She got up from her hiding place and walked up to the sherif.((spelling!))
"Just great..." She mumbled.
"You know that idiot?" He asked her.
"Sadly.. yes." She said, scartching her forehead with the gun. She wasn't tring to be threatening or anything, but she had those weird bangs that anime charactors had all the time. And they were blowing in the wind. Those thing are itchy as hell!
"You have a gun.. so.. can you use it?" He asked her.
"Of course." She answered, crossing her arms over her chest. She guessed by this time, Vash was tied up, his gun taken away, if he had it with him and he was probably being kicked for tring to look up that girl's dress.
"How good of a shot are you?" He asked her.
"Well, I was trained by the best of the best. What do you think?" She answered, annoyed big time. She really didn't like the looks on that guys face.
Then, the girl's father showed up. 'Grim reaper' Bostalk, is Kristin remembered right.
"What's happened?" he said the sherif.
"Well, they have guns and are demanding money. But, I think I got this covered." He said, glancing down at Kristin.
"What do you mean?" Bostalk asked.
"I have an ace gunman on the case." He said, looking at kristin.
"Whoawhoa now! Slow down! You're not going to get me to go in there! No way!" Kristin said, waving her arms infront of her.
'There is no way in hell they are getting me to do this!!' She thought madly.
***Ten minutes later**
'I can't believe they got me to do this!' Kristin thought as she edged around the back of the bar.
She reminded herself she was getting a lot of money for this.
'Just remember.. new clothes... a tooth brush... and some damn breath mints for Vash!' She reminded herself.
She was almost to the door, when she heard it. Fighting in the bar.
'Ok, this is where the guy almost shots the girl... then they calm him down... next they find gum in their guns... about ... now!' She thought.
She kicked in the door and aimed the gun at the men. She fired and knocked the gun out of one of their hands, then another.
They opened fire on her. She backed into the wall for protection.
'DAMN! This is scary as hell! What am I doing here?!?!' She asked herself. Then the firing stopped.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" The man in charge, she guessed, asked her.
"Do you think I'm doing this for my health, because I sure as hell ain't! Take a wild guess." She yelled over at him.
She opened up the barrel.
'Only one left...damn! Why didn't he put in new bullets before he came in here?' She asked herself.
"If you come in here quietly, we won't hurt the girl!" He yelled out after her.
"You wouldn't do that! Then you lost your hostage and I'd have nothing holding me back from shooting you full of lead now would I?" Kristin yelled back at them. She popped out the empty shells and closed the barrel.
She could hear them grumble. They knew she was right. Kristin smirked at that. She didn't really have that good of aim, but if she did this right, she could slid the gun over to Vash. He could take care of this mess!
'No! I have to try something.. but Vash is better at shooting.' kristin debated.
'I hate being a helpless!!!!' kristin screamed in her head.
She made up her mind. She was going to try one more time before she gave out. She turned the corner and aimed the gun right at her target. The only guy left with a gun. She fired.
And missed...
kristin rolled behind a barrel, which was shot up pretty good.
A bullet grazed her right shoulder and another grazed her left cheek.
'Ouch!' kristin thought.
"Come out! We knew you're out of bullets." The man said. She could almost hear his smirk.
Kristin sighed. She didn't go through Vash's training for nothing. Even though she had a lot more to learn, she was sure she could win against them. With the money she was getting, she was possitive she wasn't giving up!
Another gun fired, and the bullet hit something. Kristin yelped. The bullet went into her right shoulder blade and came out where her collar bone is.
Kristin dropped the gun. She was after all holding the gun in her right hand. She hissed in pain.
'Crap, crap, crap'
Then the man stood over her with the gun pointed at her head.
'Mega Crap!'
Kristin looked up at him with the most innocent look you could give! He was abit taken aback as she stared up him like that.
Then kristin tripped him, grabbed his gun and pointed it at him. She held the gun with her left hand. Her right arm hung dead to her side. She panted and let out a huge sigh.
"Well, atleast no one else got hurt..." She said.
Then... that worst possible thing happened...
Shots rung out and every man for himself...
Or every woman to herself.
Kristin dove behind the counter and waited for the rest. Meryl and Milly we the first, then the man she had the gun pointed too, next Vash and the girl.
Vash looked concerned, as he stared at Kristin's arm. Her cheek was almost bleeding and so was her left shoulder, but her right shoulder was loosing the most blood.
She eyes were set though. She looked over at Vash.
"I see you're still alive." Kristin said in a put-out sort of mood.
"Oh haha.." Vash said. "You're bleeding."
"Thank you so much Capton Obvious!" kristin hissed at him. She was also holding Vash's gun loosly with her right hand. She had somehow grabbed it before she jumped behind the counter.
She threw it to him.
"It doesn't have any bullets, but you can use some from this gun." Kristin said, about to throw it to him, but the man grabbed it from her. "Hey!"
"I'm not giving the last of my bullets to that guy!" The man said.
"right.." Kristin said, then rolled some bullets over to Vash. The guy checked his gun. There were only two bullets left in his barrel. Kristin took three from it without him even knowing it!
"How.. how did you..?" He questioned.
"I used to be a pick-pocket." kristin said with a grin.
Vash gave a grin to Kristin, then slipped the bullets into the barrel.
"Hey." Kristin said, looking at Vash.
"Yeah?"
"Remind me to kill you when this is all over."
"Kristin.. why do you hate me?"
"You want the short list or the long list?"
"...short.."
"1. You always get me in trouble.
2.You're very annoying.
3.You get drunk and I have to help you out.
4.You're a pervert.
5.You snore.
6.You have a high pitched voice.
7.You threw up on my clothes.
8.You eat MY breakfast.
9.You ruin the only good moments I have in my day.
10.YOu-" Kristin was cut off.
"WOW! That's a lot of reasons." Vash said.
"I'm not even half way done yet with the SHORT list!" kristin said.
"You really get on people's bad sides don't you?" Milly asked Vash.
"I guess I do.." Vash answered.
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I know, it kind of ended aburtly... sorry! I will continue it soon! And I had kristin be the hero of this chapter too! WHOAWHO! Even though she got shot a lot.... any who! I hope you like it and review!
