Diamonds and Donuts
Episode 1
Just updating my Mini-episode. Thank You, Pen. :)
In the cargo bay of the Massive, we find our hostess sitting on one of the many crates of snacks stashed aboard, hiding from the Tallests.
DD: Hello, Humans and Invaders, and welcome to the first official episode of Diamonds and Donuts.
(Audience applause)
DD: *holds up her finger and shushes her audience* Shut up unless you want the Tallests finding us again!
DD: *Removes finger* Ahem, anyway, for our premier episode, I have brought a guest along with me for the show.
(Audience gasps)
DD: Ok. Anyway, joining me in the cargo hold is my co-pilot in the world of the pervs. Please, give a small-medium hand for FeatherPen18!
(Audience applauds quietly as a tall girl dressed in a baggy t-shirt and ratty, flannel pajama bottoms, with her long, dark hair piled up into a messy bun, comes out, tripping over boxes, shakes hands with Dream Dragoness, then takes a seat on a nearby crate.)
DD: Thanks for coming today, Pen. *Holds up a bag filled with Oreos and donuts*Here's your complementary donuts and treat of your choice.
Pen:*Grabs bag and looks in. Starts drooling* Oreos… I love my Oreos. I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes.
DD: Well, we got plenty here on the show. In all styles and flavors.
Pen: *Mumbles enthusiastically, mouth stuffed with Oreos. Then notices the camera. Swallows sheepishly.* Woops. Forgot this was live... sorry, viewers, for that rather unattractive display. *Looks back to DD, somewhat embarrassed* So, uh, on with the interview then?
DD: Don't worry. That happens to me too. Ok. To start with, how do you like Oh! For the Love of Zim so far?
Pen: I think it's pretty awesome! Definitely one of the best Invader Zim fics that I've read. I really enjoy your interpretation of the characters as they age. And your own original character, Samantha, is fairly realistic in her reactions, not to mention humorous. The only thing I could wish for is some more comedic lines from Gir, and for Gaz to enter the fic. My fingers are crossed!
DD: Well, we'll try to program some more Gir stuff when the rescuing comes. And don't worry. I talked to Gaz and she'll be in the coming chapters. Thankfully, she didn't rip my spine out. Good thing I had that GameSlave 5 for her.
PEN: As long as you don't get between her and her junk food and video games, you'll be fine. *laughs* I'm sort of like her in that sense. I do love my video games. I can't wait to get Assassin's Creed: Revelations- I mean, Ezio AND Altair in the SAME GAME? *Starts shaking with excitement* That's just too much awesome to put into- *Shakes herself, and realizes where she is again* Heh, sorry... got a little carried away there.
DD: *chuckles* Don't worry. I'm like that too. Anyway, what got you interested in Oh! For the Love of Zim in the first place?
PEN: Well, at first I was just browsing for Invader Zim fics. I was watching the TV show, and thought that there should be some good fics to read. After all, the cancelation of the show broke my heart- so reading the fanfictions takes the place of new episodes. I was in a Romance mood, so I narrowed down the search. After a bit of rooting around, I found your fic! Really, all it took for me was reading the first chapter. That's usually where I decide whether or not I want to keep reading.
DD: I say they should bring back Invader Zim. But I agree. What is your favorite pervy moment and favorite chapter?
PEN: *Rubs back of her neck, embarrassed* Well, let me think about that one. If I had to pick one pervy moment...It would be in chapter three:
But before I could reach the elevator, I felt Zim's arms around my waist, holding me tight against him as he whispered in my ear from behind. "I wouldn't think of trying to escape if I were you. I have placed a tracking chip inside you before I treated you. So wherever you go, I will know."
He then stroked one of the spots that connected my hip to my leg, gliding it to my most sensitive of all places. "I would hate to lose you."
I thought that this was sort of a dark-hot kind of thing... anyway, I liked it. Yeah, I'm messed up. As for favorite chapter...probably either chapter three or chapter four. I liked chapter three mostly because Sam is meeting the real Zim for the first time- I find it funny. Chapter four is also up there because of Zim sticking Sam's hand down his pants. At that moment, I was laughing hysterically. It seems like a very Zim thing to do. In addition, chapter four was also fairly balanced. They had some genuine moments as well. Anyway, it's hard to choose an exact favorite chapter or moment. I think I'll really like the chapters to come, though. Perhaps more so than the ones that have already been published!
DD: *snickers* Yeah. Sometime my mind gets twisted when I have a never-been-used-before pervy idea. Glad to hear that you like it.
(Hears a loud sound coming from the corridor near the cargo hold)
DD: Oh Super-Crap! They've found me!
PEN: Wait- what? But no one ever checks the cargo hold! That's why people always hide in it! The Irkens are cleverer than I previously suspected... *stands up, clutching bag of Oreos and donuts tightly. A wild look is in her eye*
PEN: They'll never take me alive! The donuts- they're mine! MUAHAHAHA! *her crazed laughter echoes through the cargo hold*
DD: *grabs own bag of donuts* Hold on to them tight! Once they smell the delicious, fluffy, sugary goodness, they'll be on us like ticks!
PEN: Wait, like deer ticks or some weird alien ticks? I don't think my health insurance covers Lyme Disease from beyond the stars.
The door slides open and the Tallests spot DD and Pen in the cargo hold.
Tallest Red: There she is!
Tallest Purple: (Points to Pen) Hey look! She's got donuts and Oreos!
DD: Oh crap! (Turns and runs with Pen)
PEN: MY OREOS! Ha! Who's the superior being now, Tallests? ME! As the rightful owner of the Oreos, I wield supreme-" *DD grabs her arm and tows her away*
DD: Well, This has been another interesting episode of "Diamonds and Donuts." I'm your hostess, Dream Dragoness, and my pervy cohort, FeatherPen18. See you soon. *looks back at the approaching Tallests and grabs Pen by the collar, anime style.* AHHH! RUN AWAY!
Pen: *looks at camera and smiles* See ya later, folks! *Looks back to the Tallests with an evil grin* Pen out, bitches! *makes rude hand gesture and laughs rather insanely*
This is an intermission chapter before I continue with the story. Hope you enjoyed it. :)
