Disclaimer: see previous
Aaand...I'm back. No intro today, just straight into the fic!
Why Msf, whatever made you think that absolutely correct assessment? It's almost like it was obvious. *Stupid, if odd grin.*
Truth:
Msfcatlover-what influenced your pen name?
ST Link-which train set is your favorite?
Vaati-tell the world your darkest secret. Because it's fun.
Dares:
Link-so you don't like the MM Gyorg, huh? Well in that case...go to sleep!
All cuccos and WW pigs-ATTAAAAAAACK!
Ganondorf-walk over that piece of land that is clearly not a pit of Master Sword blades covered by a cheap tarp. (It's a trap!)
Now for some words of wisdom:
"I am the walrus. Goo goo ga joob." ~The Beatles.
-Foxpilot
Me: "msf" are my initials. I go by Sophie because that's what I've always been called, and I hate my first name anyway. And "cat lover" is because I absolutely adore cats!
Link: Um…None of the full train sets, but a few combinations look pretty neat. Like using the Royal Carriage engine in front of an otherwise purely demon train? That's a pretty good one. The Candy Train engine works too.
Vaati: …Which one?
Link: *shrugs and walks into the Stock Pot Inn, firmly closing the door behind him*
Cuccoos/Pigs: *briefly glance up before going back to whatever it is they do*
Ganondorf: *raised eyebrow* *walks forward and falls to his death* I HAVE NO REGR-OW!
Wow, talk about a modern day Bonnie and Clyde.
Everyone: Go on Chatroulette for about an hour.
Msfcatlover: That is a very nice picture of Majora...Nothing else, just that.
Ruto: You...don't like me? How could you not like me? I'm so likeable! I'LL KILL YOU! KILL YOU IN THE FACE! -stabby stabby-
Tingle: Tingle! Ol' buddy, ol' pal, you like me, don't you? -wraps the arm that's holding the still-bloody knife around Tingle's shoulders-
-keybladeboy
Me: We'll do the first one last, 'kay?
Ruto: *dies*
Tingle: *trembling* Tingle is not sure…Right now, Tingle's liking feelings are being covered by Tingle's frightening feelings…
Em: *gives everyone laptops*
Everyone: *shrug and start typing*
1hr later…
Vaati/Link/Kafei: *slam their laptops shut* THE FANGIRLS!
Zelda/Malon/Medli/Midna: *slam their laptops shut* THE FANBOYS!
Ruto/Ilia: *slowly close their laptops with dreamy smiles* The fanboys…
Everyone else: *close laptops and shrug*
I dare each and every one of the characters who have shown up thus far in this Fic to say something kind and flattering to Ilia. *Smug* Because I'm tired of everyone hating on her.
*Leans back* Oh, and Ganondorf, I want you to apologize to Nabs for brainwashing her...and kiss her feet. That's a dare, too.
-Lenn.n.n
Me: *puffs out*
2.5hrs later
Vaati: …Your hair looks nice.
Ilia: *pout* you're the fifth person to say that!
Vaati: *walks away slowly*
Me: *puffs in* And he was the last one. *revives Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: I didn't do anything to her! It was my mothers!
Nabooru: *points to her feet*
Ganondorf: *mutters, then kisses them*
Nabooru: *kicks him in the mouth. Hard.*
Shad: We're going to the City in the Sky. Okay?
Midna: For not saying whether or not you love Link, you must go on a date with Zant.
Ganondork: Listen to the Gummy Bear song for two days.
-Wildheart
Shad: O-okay…*is warped out*
Midna/Zant: *are warped to a romantic restaurant*
Ganondorf: *shrugs and goes into backroom*
30min later…
Midna/Zant: *walk back in*
Zant: *spin* That was fun!
Midna: *facepalm* Worst "date" ever.
Everyone: *sit down expectantly and wait for Ganondorf's Dare to be over*
47hrs later…
Ganon (pig-form): *comes charging out door* NO MORE! *grunt* NO MORE!
Me: *changes him back*
Em: …You're doing my job, you know.
Me: So? Lemme have my fun *pout*
you are freaking amazing at this thing I decided to let the loz cast have a break from my dares this week so I'll have some that are twice as funny/ evil next week.
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
Link: …I'm not sure whether to be relieved or terrified…
like i promised no dares this week to let them have a break so i'll give you some truths.
Navi (child time in oot) how old are you and what do you look like without you aura?
Tatl same as Navi's but also explain why Tael is the only dark colored fairy (Sorry Tael but I really want to know)
Midna which of your forms do you prefer?
Ganondorf same as above.
Saria what are you feelings towards Young Link.
Vatti do you still have feelings for Emily because it's obvious she hasn't gotten over you
Sophie here's a cookie
-Kozan the Darkainian Kokiri
Link: …Terrified.
Navi: I was twenty-five, and I just look like a normal Hylian. Except with blue skin.
Tatl: I'm about fifteen, and I have yellow eyes and pale-ish skin. Tael's dark because…*blush* Well, actually because when we were learning magic, one of my spells went wrong and tinted him from lilac to dark purple.
Midna: Twili.
Ganondorf: Twilight Princess Gerudo.
Saria: *giggle* He's my bestest friend!
Vaati: I have feelings for every woman I meet, but they vary dramatically. Emily, however, is one of my best friends, even if we don't see eachother very often.
Me: YEAH COOKIE! *grabs it*
Em: Great, now she'll be on sugar-high.
Me: n.n
I've got dares! And truths!
Truths
Ganondorf: do you hate the author for dragging you into this?
Zant: where'd you get that bird mask thingy from?
Link: do you like explosions or something? Cause bombs are in every single Zelda game ever.
Fangirls: how much do you love Vaati?
Dares
Anyone: kill Ganondorf/Ruto/Both in the most painful and creative way possible. That means nothing half-assed!
Tingle: give every rupee you have to the person next to you, and you will never get it back!
Vaati and Link: have an actual swordfight
Midna: confess your love to Zelda
Vaati: cheat on the author
Dark Link: try and destroy the studio beyond the author's ability to repair it
-TheBrick
Ganondorf: Yes.
Zant: *starry eyes* My god gave it to me…
Everyone: *gag*
Link: …No, but they are very useful, which is probably why we still cultivate Bomb Flowers in Hyrule.
Fangirls (outside of studio): SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!
Deku Princess: *jumps on Ganondorf's head, driving him into the ground*
Link: *turns into wolf and buries the Gerudo king*
Zelda: *drags Ruto up Death Mountain, positions the terrified fish-girl on the rim and shoots her with light arrows*
Ruto: *falls into Death Mountain Crater in slow motion!*
Me: *holds something up* Hope you don't mind I borrowed this. Can you give it back to your Navi before she kills me? *warps remote out* Thanks.
Tingle: *turns to Majora* Tingle has to give you his Rupees, but Tingle wants you to know right now that Rupees aren't the only thing Tingle likes. *reaches for his purse*
Majora: *bends down, grabs him by the ankles and shakes him until all his Rupees, Force Gems and Kinstones are in a heap on the floor*
Tingle: Fairy-lady, those are Tingle's-
Majora: *lets the patterns of the mask flicker across her face* *snarling* Shut up!
Tingle: *faints*
Majora: *drops him on the (huge) pile and laughs*
Vaati: For how long? "First blood", or a "death duel"?
Link: "First blood" *backslice* I win.
Vaati: *muttering* Now that wasn't fair… *goes off to sulk*
Midna: …WHAT! How can one confess something that doesn't exist? AND I ASSURE YOU IT DOESN'T!
Vaati: *from his corner* WE WERE NOT, ARE NOT, AND HAVE NEVER BEEN "TOGETHER"!
Me: *nods sadly* I'm just another fangirl…
Dark: *performs "Essence of Shadow"* (A/N It's this really awesome move he's got in this fan-made RP I just downloaded!)
The studio crumbles.
Me: *repairs it* This is my own little pocket of Reality, only I can truly destroy it. And I can always remake it.
MSFcatlover: You should take all of these songs, and put them as song fics. You know, their own separate fic. (The goddesses know they are awesome enough!) Also, for the Four Swords Plus Manga (you HAVE read it, right?) what is your favorite paringS (like BluexRed, VioxShadow, GreenxZelda, and so on..)
Ocarina of Time Link: You should drown Ganondorf. While Navi annoys JUST him. And you use the wickedly awesome song of storms to drown Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Why on Earth, no, why on Hyrule do you have such a FRIGGIN LONG NAME? Are your parents crack addicts? You have no idea how tired one person's hands can get trying to type up a fan fiction and they have to constantly type your name. Due to you being a main character. You fail miserably.
(Sorry, had to insult him. I absolutly hate him: he killed the sacred meadow: Bambi's mom lived there!)
Midna: Kiss OoT Link. That shouldn't be too hard...I hope.
Vaati: Kiss (not on the lips, but cheek. don't want to traumatize you too much.) MSFcatlover!
-freakyvampirecatgirl
Me: I don't normally get involved with this sort of stuff…I'd have to say original!LinkXZelda, and maybe RedXElise. (That is how you spell her name, right?) I got nothing against yaoi, or any of the other pairings, but when Link is still whole, he's got a pretty obvious crush on Zelda. And Red and Elise are just so cute individually, I think they'd make an absolutely adorable couple!
Em: *revives Ganondorf* *warps Link, Ganondorf and Navi to Hyrule*
Link: *shoves Ganondorf down one of those random holes in Hyrule Field* *bottles Navi and throws her down their with him* *plays the Song of Storms*
The hole slowly fills up water. A Deku Baba grabbed Ganon's ankle, holding him under while Navi floated above his head, screaming.
Ganondorf: *dies*
Me: *warps them all back and revives Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: *sits up slowly* No, they are not. All Gerudo except my mothers have names like mine.
Midna: *grabs Link and kisses him* *ends kiss* Dare done. *small frown* For a guy with so many fangirls, you'd think he'd be a better kisser.
Vaati: *from his corner* Oh, when will this torture end?
Me: I think he's already been traumatized enough for today. *yelling* Vaati? You can skip this one, if you want.
Vaati: THANK YOU!
hi peoples i'm lulukins :) this fic is odd but entertaining. I want to submit some stuff for some of my fav Zel characters! and no. Rest assured I'm not a fangirl.
Vaati: Truth-Do you like purple? :)
Midna: Truth-Holy cow who knew you could sing? Where the hell did that come from?
I have NOTHING else to say besides:
I wanna see some randomness! could Em and author lady please find it in your hearts to allow some chaos? ^.^
Oh, and Dare- Link and Tetra kiss! And then TRUTH- Did they like it?
MWAHAHAHAHA! XD
~LULUKINS :D
Vaati: Yes.
Midna: *pout* Singing lessons are required for Twili nobles, same as light-worlders.
Me: …We'll see. I got the feeling we'll get some dares that require crazy-randomness.
Link/Tetra: *kiss*
Tetra: *breaks it off* Midna's right, he's not a good kisser.
*sing-song voice* I keep getting more Dares! I keep getting more Truths! I wanted to thank you, my lovely Reviewers! *end sing-song-ness*
Em: We're only on chapter nine...
But I'm having so much fun, and even if sometimes it's hard to come up with a response, I really felt I ought to thank them for sticking with me and helping me write this.
Em: ...Please leave a Review. For the sake of what's left of the author's sanity, please leave a Review.
