Chapter twenty three: Pure Evilness


AND NOW FOR MORE OMINOUS FORESHADOWING

He sat in a shaded broken down building made of bricks. This was the meeting spot for tonight- the former Theater of Bleak City. Apparently before the war, Bleak City was once called Bight City, until the great Pokémon world war destroyed the city completely. Radiation made the water undrinkable, and also made the soil infertile. As a result, the city was forgotten and abandoned.

A perfect place to meet without being seen though.

"We have arrived." Said a feminine voice. It was Roserade, one of his subordinates.

He grinned.

Shaded in the background were four more figures next to Roserade. They all looked at him with impatience. The smiling red haired Pokémon stood up.

"Fellow members of anarchy." He addressed them. "I call this meeting to order."

The five sat down, and waited for their leader to resume speaking.

"As you are all aware, our attack has made the news." He grinned from the dark. "Headlines in fact, plastered all over every newspaper across the planet!"

"Bullshit!" Said a gruff voice. "Arceus revived everyone in Jubilife and you know it! Our attack failed!"

"He's right. It was destined to fail from the start, after all what could we accomplish when our enemy is God!"

Roserade looked at the two with disdain. They were idiots, they didn't see the power that their leader held. She was about to speak up for their leader's behalf, but closed her mouth when he began to speak.

"Our attack failed?" Their leader repeated. "What could we do when our enemy is God?" he asked, shrugging.

"Let me make things clear for you two." He smiled. "First off, I knew Arceus would find a way to prevent the attack on Jubilife. I knew from the very beginning."

The four gasped, but Roserade was unsurprised.

"You knew all along!" Said an angry voice.

"Now now, don't be so mad at me." He said calmly. "One of you stated we had not accomplished anything, correct? Well I'm going to tell you that you're wrong. We have instead completed both of the two objectives!"

"What!"

"The first thing that we have done is that we have eliminated the other two organizations- Silent Night and Blue Crimson. They were our competition before, but now that they are captured the entire world is ours for the taking. We have made our mark as the next big thing."

There was mumbling as the four began to realize he was right.

"They second thing is just as important." He continued creepily. "We have proven to the world that it is still vulnerable. Yes Arceus saved the day, but there were still casualties. There were still deaths. And Arceus only BARELY managed to save the day, as she almost killed herself going outside the Hall…

We have completed the first step to bringing chaos to this world- instilling a lingering fear into the hearts of humans and Pokémon worldwide. We almost don't need to do anything right now, as we can probably hide and wait as the other organizations such as Neo-Genesis or Team Rocket take the spotlight. When that happens we will strike when they are most vulnerable and win against the other organizations!

See?"

It actually made sense.

"Meeting adjourned, go back to your normal lives, my fellow terrorists..." He waved them goodbye.

"Wait." Said the gruff voice. "How do we know that the leaders of Silent Night and Blue Crimson won't spill on us!"

"Oh they will." Said their leader. "And that's what we're counting on- we NEED to make it know that it was us who dared to defy the false God. But it won't matter. We won't be found."

I know the future, remember?"


"…well yes,… is that…"

"Absolix… we need… get electricity… here… in Cascade…"

"I… Inori… But… about…Bell?"

"Clear Bell…trying… Giga,…unable to… but…"

"Ah… unfortunate…help…?"

"…fine…doesn't need any…will succeed…"

"Oh…Inori… someone… listening in…"


Gardevoir awoke with a jolt.

Her face was covered in a thin layer of cold sweat. She breathed heavily, clutching the plain white blanket of her bed tightly. Gardevoir stared into nothing, her eyes wide as she recalled the evnts of her dream. The pictures were hazy, but she could clearly hear the name 'Absolix' in the background.

"Was that… just a dream…?" Gardevoir asked herself quietly.

"I'll have to arrange a visit. Be seeing you soon!"

Was Absolix… was he communicating to her through her dreams?

Gardevoir sighed. This was all just so confusing- first she found out that she had light powers for some reason, and now she's seeing Absolix in her dreams? She was just a teenager for crying out loud...! Gardevoir wanted no part in being mixed up in the fate of the world. All she wanted was a normal life…

She gazed at the clock. It read seven twenty. Gardevoir sighed, as her alarm would go off in ten minutes, so there was no point trying to fall asleep again. She turned her alarm off and got up. Stretching her white slit like legs, Gardevoir quietly walked out her door to her sister's bedrooms.

Kirlia still had not awoken, and was talking in her sleep, muttering something about a rescue mission she had to do. Gardevoir noticed that Kirlia was not in her bed but had fallen asleep on her desk, clutching photos and mission mail. Gardevoir smiled and closed her door quietly.

Ralts was next, but the small psychic was fast asleep in a fetal position. Gardevoir closed Ralts' door and then went into the combined living room and kitchen. In the living room segment, she saw Deoxys, who was once more staying at Gardevoir's house now that Mewtwo was healed. Deoxys was also fast asleep, but was reverted to nothing but a pink crystal (this was apparently how her species slept). The green and white psychic walked past her and went immediately to the kitchen.

Gardevoir paused as she looked at the door. There was a letter that had been shoved into the mail slot, and had fallen on the floor. She picked it up and read it.

Gardevoir,

You have no idea what I had to clean to get this much. MOLTRES'S ROOM! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO CLIMB UP TO HIS PERCH WITH MY FEAR OF HIEGHTS!

Whatever. Just don't waste it.

Also inside the envelope had to be at least twenty thousand Pok'e in bills. Gardevoir giggled at the note that he wrote her. He always had to act tough, didn't he? But he really cared on the inside, even if his letter didn't. Otherwise he would never send her money on regular intervals to pay off the bills she had.

Darkrai was a good friend.

Gardevoir levitated the money over to the 'bills' section of her cupboards, and walked inside the kitchen to prepare breakfast. She walked over to the oven and turned it on. She began boiling some water while preparing some Oran Berries for the mixture.

Roughly ten minutes into her cooking, Deoxys awoke to the smell of delicious berried being cooked. The alien spawned herself from her crystalline form and opened her eyes.

"Mn…" Was all she could say, still drowsy from her sleep. As she walked over, Gardevoir smiled and handed her a cup of blue liquid.

"Here you go, Deoxys." The red and blue alien sniffed it curiously, then spilled it on her arm.

Gardevoir sweatdropped.

The blue liquid then began to draw itself inside Deoxys's body. Lacking a visible mouth, the Ribonians had evolved a way to eat food by absorbing it into themselves. Soon the taste reached Deoxys's brain and she announced it as being great, as per usual.

"You cook so well Gardevoir!"complimented the psychic typed alien. Gardevoir smiled at this, and poured another glass as Kirlia raced down the stairs.

"SISTER! NEED FOOD NOW! LATE FOR MISSION!" Kirlia shouted. She grabbed the glass from Gardevoir's hand, then grabbed her rescue bag as she ran out the door as fast as Kirlia could.

"…wow." Blinked Deoxys. "She really takes the whole 'Exploration team' thing seriously huh?"

"Well yes, it's her dream to be an official one you know." Said Gardevoir. "It's good though because she brings in more income for us to live off of."

"…for us to live off of?" muttered Deoxys. Gardevoir almost made it sound like she was poor or something. True, her house was only one floor, but it was still pretty large. And besides, Gardevoir didn't look poor…

"I met Gallade's parents the other day." Deoxys suddenly recalled. "They were funny. I can see how Gallade grew up with his kind of attitude towards you."

"Yeah." Gardevoir agreed.

"That reminds me, I've never met Gliscor's parents… where are they?" Deoxys asked.

"Well, both of them work for a trainer, and recently that trainer went off to Kanto, which is very far from here in Sinnoh." Gardevoir explained, tasting her blue elixir to make sure it was good. "This is also a problem now, since Gliscor disappeared on us…"

Deoxys nodded her head seriously. Gliscor had been gone for about three days now. No one knew where he went, though Cresselia suspected the Secret Agents had something to do with it. They couldn't contact his parents, so they were at a loss as to what to do about Gliscor. However…

"I think Mewtwo can do something about it." Deoxys said proudly. "He can probably invent something to track down Gliscor."

"That's a good idea." Gardevoir smiled. "Maybe after that you can suggest to watch a movie with him…"

"…erm…" Deoxys was still nervous around her crush, the class Four psychic Pokémon Mewtwo. "Er well… I can try that…"


MEANWHILE IN MEWTWO'S EVIL LAIR

Mewtwo had finally repaired his lair after he blew it up in chapter five. He smiled, it was good to be back home again. Mewtwo then turned to a small device and began to tinker with it.

"MEWTWO, WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?" Asked the computer voice, now restored and functioning properly. It had assumed the form a floating sphere that functioned as its eye.

"I am creating a tracker that is designed to find Absolix." Mewtwo suddenly got very serious. He shook it a bit, and sighed.

"Unfortunately, all it does is seem to track Gliscor." Mewtwo muttered, annoyed. "I'm throwing this thing away…"

"BUT MEWTWO, WHAT IF THE PLOT OF THIS CHAPTER REVOLVES AROUND FINDING GLISCOR? THE LOCATOR WOULD THEN BE USEFUL TO THE CAUSE." The computer beeped. Mewtwo laughed in response.

"Oh please," He said, throwing it into the incinerator. "What are the odds of that happening?"


VERY HIGH CONSIDERING THE STUPIDITY OF THIS STORY

On the very top of a dull grey tower that stretched higher than most skyscrapers sat circular observatory dome. Sitting in the dome at the very center of varying high tech gizmo's was an alakazam with a monocle on his left eye. Petting a cute pink and yellow cat, he let out a typical evil laugh.

"Mwahahaha! Soon, I, the evil Doctor Alakazam will make this city tremble before my evilness!" he said with an atypical German accent.

OH SNAP!

"That's right!" the purple doctor pointed at the narrator. "Witness it- the Cheezinator 9000!" He pointed to an evil machine that resembled a giant laser cannon.

"With a charge from this baby, it will instantly attract all the cheese within the city to the ray! From there I will create the world's largest cheese ball in existence! AND THEN I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" He explained the audience, laughing maniacally.

"Daddy, will that really work?" Said the Skitty in his hands.

"Of course it will work Skitty! My plan is foolproof!" He insisted. Dr. Alakazam began to press buttons on the machine, causing it to whir to life as the Skitty watched. With a smile, he then pulled down a single red colored lever on the machine, and sparks began to fly.

"Excellent! Now attract all the cheese in the city! Mwahahahaha!"

But just as he finished, the machine suddenly slowed down until it turned itself off. The doctor was confused, as was the Skitty. Scratching his head, he unscrewed the main control panel and began searching through the wires as to what went wrong.

"I don't understand… what could possibly!" He muttered. Suddenly, he felt something out of place. It was soft and fuzzy, and whatever it was, it was probably blocking the main circuit breakers.

"a-HA!" He pulled it out with a giant heave, and it spoke.

"HIYA DEUS EX MACHINA!" It was indeed Mew.

"HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY MACHINE! YOU SHALL PAY DEARLY!" Screamed Dr. Alakazam back, angrily

"Metronome!" said Mew, holding up a glowing finger.

BOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH!

As per usual, Mew used the Move Explosion, causing everything to blow up. Dr. Alakazam let out a puff of smoke before cursing the flying Mew, who flew away.

"I'll get back to fixing my machine…" he slurred, and began fixing his Cheezinator 9000.


MEANWHILE

There was a knock on Mewtwo's laboratory door. The purple psychic stood up from his desk, walked over and opened the door. Mewtwo was greeted by the sight of Gallade, Malispite, Ruby, Kairi and myself.

"Mewtwo." Said Gallade in a serious voice. "We need you to build a tracker that can locate Gardevoir so that I can find her whenever I want to!"

Malispite smacked Gallade upside the head.

"…Mewtwo. We need you to build a tracker that can locate Gliscor because he has been missing for three days!"

Mewtwo opened his mouth slightly. Three days? Why on earth would Gliscor disappear for three days? It was true that he had not seen Gliscor when he had awoken yesterday, but still… And what's more was…

"Why is Mercifond writing the story?" Was the first thing that came out of Mewtwo's mouth. I was too busy typing so I let Kairi explain for me.

"Well, two chapters ago a swampert made fun of Cataclyptic, so he ran away and is still crying I believe…" the female Ranger sweatdropped.

"Ah." Said Mewtwo, as this apparently did not surprise him. "Wait, did you say you needed a tracker to locate Gliscor?"

"Yeah." Said the seven foot tall brown bat. "That's the plot of this chapter apparently."

Mewtwo paused.

"YOU SEE, I TRIED TO WARN YOU THAT-

Mewtwo blew up the computer's floating eye.

"HiI'!'!" Ruby greeted Mewtwo very quickly.

"In order." He smiled. "Yes, my name is Mewtwo. Yes you can have my autograph (though it may explode) I like making things blow up or screwing with people's lives in my free time, I have candy, but you may not have some." He added evilly.

"COOL!" Said Ruby in awe, finding her new idol. The rest of us became fearful, after all, is it really okay to have her idolize a psychopath, pyromaniac, criminal, murderer and megalomaniac!

WHY is Mewtwo on the side of good!

"Anyway, as it is my computer accidently threw away a tracker for Gliscor, so it is unfortunately burnt to a crisp." Explained Mewtwo.

"ACTUALLY," Said another floating eye. "MEWTWO WAS THE ONE WHO-

Mewtwo blew up this eye as well.

"Kudos to Mercifond by the way, she writes in the exact style of the author."

"Thank you!" I said, I DID write pretty well, considering I had little to work with from the author's notes. However, there was still the problem at hand- how were we going to find Gliscor?

"And more importantly, why am I here!" Kairi asked, not wanting to get mixed up with us, gazing at Mewtwo in a bit of fear.

"Because it's FUN!" Ruby said, eyes still sparkling as she gazed at Mewtwo in awe.

"We could have Mewtwo make another tracker." I suggested. "How long would that take?"

"Two minutes." Mewtwo answered after a pause to give it thought. He explained- one minute to make one and blow it up, and another to repair it after it had been blown up. We sweatdropped in response. Mewtwo was definitely back.

"How long would it take to revive the first one?" Malispite asked.

"The entire chapter."

"Ooh ooh! Let's do that!" Ruby said excitably, jumping up and down. Everyone else agreed almost instantly with Ruby. I was baffled.

"BUT THAT WOULD JUSYT BE A WASTE OF TIME!" I yelled angrily. Unfortunately, they were already off. This was depressing because not only was it stupid, but also because I couldn't join them. I sighed, being the author was simply too much to take in! I couldn't join them on adventures because I had to write the story! And also, not even I could control how this story went! It was just too random!

"…That does it." I pointed my white finger to the sky, I had had enough of this nonsense of writing this story.

"I'm getting back Cataclyptic."


BUT IN THE MEANTIME

"Hey is Darkrai there?" Deoxys asked into the pink portal that led into the Hall. She and Gardevoir were going to ask Darkrai to hang with them for a bit, and also to find Mewtwo.

"Not here." Answered Suicune from the other side. "He said he needed to do some training or something…"

"Training again!" Deoxys exasperated.

"Didn't he already have enough of that…?" Gardevoir was worried, because last time the prince of darkness had overstrained himself and had to fall asleep for a whole day to recover. Seeing as how it was a good possibility this would happen again, she told Deoxys that they should check up on him. The red and blue alien thought agreed with Gardevoir, and followed her to Dunsparce's training dojo.


AND NOW FOR MORE OMINOUS FORESHADOWING

"I call this new meeting to order." Arceus, standing in the center of the room, spoke loudly for all to hear. "I have an important announcement."

"We already know that you-

Arceus Imprisoned Articuno before she could finish her sentence. The rest of the Legendary Council sweated nervously. Partly because Arceus could do the same to them, and partly because once again, they had all gathered in the Hall for a meeting. This had been happening very often lately, and it was a bit disturbing to say the least…

Mewtwo had even come. He had to ask Arceus a question, and sin ce he was the youngest class Four legendary, he had to attend anyway. This is why he left a robot replica of himself in the lab, so that he could get things done as he went to the meeting. The robot clone functioned exactly like himself, so it should be a problem…

Of course it could blow up at any moment…

"If I may continue." Arceus said, stamping her hoof to prove her point. "Here is what I gathered you all for:

Four days ago, the entire planet it seems was attacked by simultaneous crimes of varying degrees, ranging from simply robbery to destroying an entire city. We were able to prevent most of these from happening, though there were a few casualties and deaths all the same…"

Palkia and Dialga, her two eldest sons, were right behind her, watching their mother tell the rest of the council what the twins had discovered.

"Palkia was the first one to suspect a driving force behind all of this, a mastermind if you will. It is only now that we have proof he was correct.

The leaders of Silent Night and Blue Crimson, Kricketune and Milotic respectively, have awoken thanks to Manaphy's healing abilities. Immediately after being awoken, they confessed everything with little to no methods by us.

They say that they were tricked into doing so- that a third one had told them it was a prime opportunity to attack the world. They were apparently going to be paid handsomely beyond their imaginations. They were lied to, as we can all deduce. After spilling this information, the two leaders were able to give the name of the organization responsible for this…

Disorder Thirteen."

Now the Legendary Council was chatting anxiously amongst themselves. Most had been willing to bet it was Team Rocket who was behind this, not a newly made organization. Mewtwo studied their expressions carefully. He wasn't awake when this all happened, but apparently it was big news across the world.

"More disturbing information." The white god's voice filled the Hall, silencing the chatter. "We also have a report from Neon-chan. The subject involves Team Rocket.

As you all know, Team Rocket commits crimes virtually every single day. With the Legendary Council as their enemy, it should take only a short time to locate their headquarters and possibly even destroy them as well. So why haven't we done it yet? The answer to that is that despite various efforts, we still haven't a clue where their main headquarters is, their numbers, or even their goals. Why is this then?

Neon-chan has a possible answer.

During a routine mission, one of his agents overheard a conversation between to diplomats from Sapien City."

Rayquaza widened his eyes, as did the rest of the Legendary Council. They knew what was coming next, but even so, this was indeed bad news.

"During the conversation, the diplomats reportedly mentioned several incidents involving Team Rocket, as well as possible weapon caches and dealings. This is still a bit of a long shot, but Neon-chan's theory is in fact that Team Rocket has made an alliance with the leaders of Sapien City."

The legendaries breathed shallowly. This was bad. If Team Rocket was really receiving aid from Sapien City, destroying them would be nigh impossible to do, much less locate where they are. All of them hoped that the agent had reported false information, but coming from the words of their leader, Agent Neon, the information was sure to be accurate…

"I will now take any questions you may have." Arceus said quietly. She knew how bad this was. The consensus between them and Sapien City was simple- "You leave us alone, we leave you alone.". But apparently they had broken it. Arceus would have to deal with the city later.

"Who is the leader of Disorder Thirteen!" Was the first question, coming from the mouth of Entei.

"We do not know." Arceus replied. "Milotic has said that the dealings were always done by a roserade. She has never seen their leader before. Kricketune was more in the dark than Milotic- he had never even seen a single member."

"I have a question." Said Celebi, thinking a step ahead of everyone else. "What about Neo-Genesis?"

They legendaries all turned to Celebi, once more realizing who their top enemy was.

"…an excellent question." Arceus responded, though a bit nervous as she did so. "I will not lie to you all- by now Absolix should have recovered all of his strength. With the rest of his members, he has an army rivaling the Council. He could attack us at any minute and deal copious amounts of damage.

Yet, despite these things at his disposal, Absolix has remained quiet. We do not know why, but as of yet neither he nor his group have done a single act since coming back. Once more, we do not know why this is, Celebi. However it is likely he is waiting to surprise us, which is why I will now issue a new order."

Arceus cleared her throat and spoke loudly once more.

"Because of the imminent threat of Neo-Genesis attacking Destiny City, I hereby decree that all class Four Legendaries must remain in this city at all times. There are spare guest bedrooms on the sixtieth floor, you will all sleep there."

Rayquaza grumbled for a bit, as that meant him. On the other hand though, it was not like Arceus had another choice. If it came to war, she would need all her top soldiers to be ready immediately.

"The war with Neo-Genesis is inevitable." Arceus delivered the unfortunate message. "We will prepare, and that is all that we can hope…"

With this, the Council was dismissed. Arceus Teleported to the top floor, floor 99 of the Hall. Nodding to his brother, Dialga soon followed as well as Palkia. The top floor was an observatory, four pillars supporting a giant half sphere dome with the majority being open space. Arceus stared as her twin sons walked over to her, expecting them.

"Dialga, Palkia." She addressed them. "The situation gets worse every day. We will be forced to take drastic measures this time.

Palkia, use your spatial powers to locate Alekandra. Bring him here.

Dialga, I want Trueman in the Hall also. Transfer him discreetly, and as soon as possible."

"But the boy still has school to complete." Palkia argued. "Is it really that desperate?"

"Absolix is one the few beings on the planet that knows what Trueman really is. He will be sure to find him eventually and draw information out of him. We need him in the Hall to protect him. As for Alekandra, his precognition could prove useful if he sees anything important."

"…as you will. Mother." Dialga and Palkia bowed their heads respectively.

"One more thing…" Began the white god. "…

Why haven't we made a Chuck Norris joke in so long?"

Palkia and Dialga turned to each and swetadropped.

"Uh… that's a good question… mom…" Dialga paused.

"Maybe it's because …Mercifond doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes?" Palkia said

"I thought this was an action story anyway." Dialga argued.

"I thought this was a comedy story!" They both turned to Arceus for an answer, who shrugged. She didn't know which one it was either.


CHUCK… NORRIS!

Gardevoir and Deoxys had arrived at Master Dunsparce's wooden training dojo. Trees alongside it everywhere but the entrance, it gave a homely look to the archaic building. However, Gardevoir paid no attention to the scenery as she swung open the doors, determined to make certain Darkrai wasn't overtraining himself again.

She only saw Master Dunsparce, sitting on the farthest end of the room on top of his desk. He stared at her. The graceful white and green psychic put down a basket and walked over to the calm normal type.

"Y-you're Master Dunsparce aren't you?" Gardevoir said nervously, never having met Darkrai's karate master before.

Master Dunsparce stared.

"Oh, well y-yes! That too!" said Gardevoir nervously as Deoxys watched.

Master Dunsparce stared.

"Um, yes! Sure! Whatever you say!" Laughed Gardevoir.

"You can understand him…?" whispered Deoxys into Gardevoir's ear. Gardevoir gave a her a look that told her she had no idea what Master Dunsparce was saying. The wizened karate master continued to observe them carefully.

"Um, so… we're… looking for Darkrai…?" Deoxys decided to speak up for herself.

As if on cue, from what appeared to be a bottomless pit sprung Darkrai, who tiredly crawled out of it, clutching the floor with bruises all over his body as if he had been hit multiple times.

"Take… Take THAT!" Screamed Darkrai into the pit, bragging about his escape from it.

"DRAT, HE GOT AWAY!" A deep voice cursed in vain.

"DON'T WORRY HE'LL BE BACK!" Said another voice optimistically. "WE'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT HIM THEN."

"YOU WISH!" Darkrai shouted, finally crawling out of the bottomless pit, closing the door to it in victory. Deoxys and Gardevoir looked at Darkrai.

"What's down-

"You don't want to know." Hissed the prince of darkness. "Anyway… what are you two doing here!"

"We came to make sure you don't over train!" Gardevoir scolded, seeing as how Darkrai's injuries were once again building up. Darkrai looked away from her and spat

"I'm fine! I'm not overtraining!"

Master Dunsparce stared.

"Yes, yes they are." Darkrai said, because gardevoir and Deoxys were in fact his friends.

Master Dunsparce stared.

"I can't do that! I have to get even stronger!" Darkrai replied back. "Teach me another Move! Another fighting style! Anything!"

"Darkrai!" Gardevoir shouted.

Master Dunsparce stared.

"WHAT! But I just got out of the pit! And it took me six hours too!"

"YOU'VE BEEN IN THE PIT FOR SIX HOURS!" Deoxys and Gardevoir screamed. They didn't know exactly what happened when one entered 'the pit', but it probably wasn't good. "That settles it! No more training for today!"

"YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEE!" Darkrai flailed. Gardevoir simply hit him with the weakest Psychic she could use and it knocked Darkrai out. She couldn't touch Darkrai because she would get nightmares, so Gardevoir levitated him in the air and began to walk with him floating behind her.

"We're taking Darkrai now…" Deoxys said to Master Dunsparce. "If he tries to come back, just shove him out…?"

Master Dunsparce stared.

"Uh… yeah…"Deoxys swetadropped. She and Gardevoir exchanged looks before walking outside of the dojo. Gardevoir suggested some Sitrus berries would heal Darkrai, so they began to walk to their place while Gardevoir carried her prince of darkness friend psychically.


Malispite stood next to a seal on the ground. He was clutching a staff with his clawed hands, and he was charred all over. The staff appeared to be broken. Next to him on either side was Ruby and Kairi. They too were charred, and had remnants of sealing paper in their grasped hands. Gallade was twenty feet away from them, lying on the ground. Cresselia was displeased, but unharmed.

"Well, trying to revive the device using dark magic didn't work." Said Cresselia, sighing. Gallade got up and shouted

"WHY DID YOU USE ME AS A SHIELD WHEN IT EXPLODED?" He demanded to the lunar swan.

"Because I did not want to be hurt!" Insisted Cresselia. "Oh well, at least there won't be another explosion."

Mewtwo: "This unit to self-destruct in T-minus two seconds."

All: "WHAT THE HEL-

BOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH!

Now, Malispite Ruby and Kairi were on the ground next to Gallade. All of them were charred and bruned and bruised with the explosion of the robot Mewtwo. Cresselia was unharmed.

"WHY DID YOU USE ME AS A SHIELD?" My brother yelled angrily at Cresselia.

"Because I did not want to be hurt!" Cresselia said again.

"Use me as a shield next time!" Ruby said excitably. "But… what happened to Mewtwo…?" Ruby became sad that her idol had exploded.

"Oh, that was probably one of his robot clones." Cresselia rolled her eyes. "Anyway, at least now there won't be any more things to blow up in your faces."

Mew: "Metronome!"

BOOOOOOOOOSSSHHH!

And now everyone had been used as a shield by Cresselia, other than Kairi of course. All were on the ground, moaning in pain from three consecutive explosions hitting them in the face.

"Yay! I got used as a shield this time!" Ruby yelled. She then fainted right on the spot.

"Ruby!" Kairi ran to her side and applied the correct dose of Hyper Potion on her partner.

"Well," Cresselia said nervously, "At least nothing else can-

"DON'T SAY IT OR YOU'LL JINX US!" Everyone yelled.

Jinx: "Yes?"

All: "Other Jinx."

Jinx: "Oh, okay."

"Well what are we going to do now!" My brother was mad. "Dark magic didn't work, and Mewtwo turned out to be a self-destructing robot! How are we supposed to recreate the Gliscor tracker now!"

"If only we had a Cheezinator 9000…!" Cresselia cursed.

"Um… what?" said the only human in the group, confused.

"There is a prophecy that says that if you offer a Cheezinator 9000 as sacrifice when the planets align, it will create a Glsicor tracker." Stated Gallade to Kairi and ruby, who did not know of the prophecy. "…wait, seriously Mercifond?"

"Well look I don't have a better idea!" I huffed. I really didn't- the author had almost no notes for this chapter so I was stuck with the lame prophecy because I couldn't think of anything else…

"Well whatever." Cresselia said, lost. "We have to find another way to do it! I mean what are the odds of someone creating a Cheezinator 9000 in this chapter anyway?"


VERY HIGH CONSIDERING THE STUPIDITY OF THIS STORY

"At last! I have fixed my Cheezinator 9000!" the evil Doctor Alakazam laughed. He pulled down a lever and pressed a couple buttons. This time, the machine fired up to maximum power- no longer hindered by pink fluffballs. Dr. Alakazam grinned, and sat back down in his cahir, petty the Skitty like a true evil villain.

Once the machine reaches one hundred percent power, then I will attract all the cheese in Destiny City to the machine, form the world's largest cheeseball, and then conquer the world!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Dad, how does forming a giant cheeseball lead to world conquest?" Asked the Skitty.

"Because it will be the world's LARGEST cheeseball!" Doctor Alakazam explained to his daughter. "Now sit there and act evil! Nothing can stop me now!"


HE JUST JINXED HIMSELF

Jinx: "You called?"

All: "Other Jinx."

Jinx: "Oh, okay."

"No! I can't be…!" Cresselia said, her eyes had been widened.

"What! What is it!" Asked Kairi, who became worried. Cresselia gaped at them all, then began searching furiously.

"I sense a Cheezinator 9000! And it's very close to here!" She looked around, until finally Cresselia spotted a giant dull grey building. Evil green electricity crackled around the top of it. That was where it was. They could fulfill the prophecy that I made up at the last second to get a Gliscor tracker!

"We head there immediately!" Cresselia shouted, not wanting to waste any time.

"But wait!" Said Kairi, the ever present voice of reason. "The second part! The planets haven't aligned yet, how are we supposed to do it."

"Good point." Said Malispite. "Mercifond?"

And suddenly, the sky grew dark, and the planets aligned themselves in perfect harmony and wavelength.

"You rule sis!" My brother grinned his signature toothy smile. "LET'S GO! BUT FIRST!"


Gardevoir's house

Malispite: "YOU!"

Darkrai woke up.

Darkrai: "YOU!"

Malispite and Darkrai gave each other flowers as gifts and then ran away.


"Oh come on! I broke the fourth wall for nothing!" Malispite complained, as he wasn't able to hit his mortal enemy with my author powers interfering.

"You can kill my little brother later! Finding out where Gliscor is is top priority!"Cresselia took leadership over the lot. With a command, they all ran as fast as they could to the grey building.


MEANWHILE IN NEO-GENESIS

Absolix: "I get to make a cameo in this chapter."


MEANWHILE AT GARDEVOIR'S HOUSE

"Damn, I broke the fourth wall for nothing…" Darkrai cursed. He looked around. He was in Gardevoir's house, surrounded by Gardevoir and Deoxys. Ralts clung to her sister's leg, staring at Darkrai, but too shy to come out into the open.

"The hell am I doing here!" Darkrai realized. "I have training to do!"

Gardevoir used her light powers to nail Darkrai's face, causing him to collapsed back onto the green couch.

"No you won't!" Insisted his green and white friend. "You're staying here whether you like it or not! I won't have you overstrain yourself again!"

"MAKE ME!" Darkrai challenged.

Gardevoir used her non-light powers to paralyze Darkrai to her couch using Thunder Wave. The prince of darkness struggled, but was no match for Gardevoir's Thunder wave while he was weakened.

"I think I have the situation under control." Gardevoir said to Deoxys while Darkrai was cursing everything with the V word. "You can go to Mewtwo now, I know that's what you want."

"Alright. Thanks for the drinks Gardevoir!" Deoxys bowed in respect and then ran away to find the portal leading to the hall of Origin. Darkrai still wrestled for control over his own body, yet the electric energy rendered his nerves completely useless. After a bit, he stopped and looked at Gardevoir angrily with his angry face.

Gardevoir sighed. Ralts went over to him, and stared. Gardevoir warned her sister not to touch Darkrai and pulled her back for comfort.

"Hello mister." Ralts greeted. That was the nickname she held for Darkrai- 'Mister'. No one knew quite why, but apparently his name was too hard for Ralts to remember.

"Hello Ralts." Darkrai rolled his eyes at the strange nickname. "Tell yor sister to let me go will ya'?"

"I told you, I'm not doing it no matter what." Gardevoir put her hands on her hips, determined not to let Darkrai strain himself.

"That's not it! I just can't be around you!" Darkrai argued. "If Gallade finds out I'm in your house, he'll try to kill me!"

Gardevoir sweatdropped.

"W-well um… I'll just tell Gallade that you… are in my custody?" Gardevoir said quizzically.

"Well it's not a lie…" Darkrai muttered. Ralts continued to stare at Darkrai. She left Gardevoir's side, with the latter watching her sister leave. Gardevoir's eyes fell to Darkrai and he looked at her. There was an awkward silence between the two.

"…so what am I supposed to do anyway!" Darkrai grumbled. The only part of his body that he could move was his mouth and head. Everything else had been paralyzed. Gardevoir pursed her mouth open.

"Um, well… we could talk?"

"Fine. What do you want to talk about…?" Darkrai didn't have much of an option.

"Um… well… Oh!" Gardevoir remembered something. "Did you know that there is a dance coming up on the seventh of March?"


I SENSE PLOT DEVELOPMENT…

The five had reached the top of the grey colored tower. Through the door they were staring sat the one who had created the Cheezinator 9000- their one hope of tracking down their missing purple bat.

"Let's do this." Malispite said coolly. He raised up a large brown forearm and punched down the door.

LEIK A BOSS.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUNCH DOWN THE DOOR?" Cresselia blared at Malispite, knowing full well it was unlocked and that they simply could have opened it.

"Because I'm badss." Malispite said, now wearing sunglasses. Immediately, an Alakazam with a monocle ran up to them and began yelling.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY DOOR?"

"Malispite did it." Everyone accused the brown bat, who continued to grin with sunglasses on. Doctor Alakazam was furious at Malispite for breaking down his door. In response, he pressed a button on a remoter, and Malispite became trapped in an energy shield. He then introduced himselves to the youths.

"I AM DOCTOR ALAKAZAM! I AM EVIL AND WILL SOON-"

"Can we borrow yor Cheezinator 9000?" Ruby asked politely, smiling.

"Meh? No! I need it to rule the world!"

"What!"

"That's right! I'm the generic villain of this chapter! Mwahahaha!" Doctor Alakazam laughed evilly.

"GASP!" Said the five.

"I will soon use this Cheezinator 9000 to create the world's largest cheese ball! And then I will rule the world!"

A pause.

"How does… one thing lead to the other…?" questioned the lunar swan. She shook her head. "Nevermind! We have to stop him from doing that! And we have to do it quickly before the planets de-align!"

"Oh, trying to make a Gliscor tracker are we?" smiled the evil doctor, who knew of the prophecy. "Well it won't work! Psychic!"

He launched a Psychic at the group, and the battle had begun!


MEANWHILE IN THE AUTHOR'S HOME

Cataclyptic sulked in his room. Swampert had made fun of his writing style a few chapters back, and now he was thoroughly depressed. He had been crying like a little sissy for more than two days, and had finally stopped to consider what to do next with his life.

"I know! I'll create a new story!" Cataclyptic said to himself. "One that DOESN'T involve Pokémon who make fun of the way I write!"

Suddenly, the author's annoying little brother came up into his room and shot him with a gun, then ran away before Cataclyptic could lash out.

"Darn you my annoying little brother!" Cataclyptic cursed. That's when the author's egotistical little brother came up into his room.

"I'm so hott." He then ran away before Cataclyptic could lash out.

"Darn you my egotistical little brother!" Cataclyptic cursed. There was a knock on his door.

"What do you want!" He demanded. However, it was neither of his two brothers- but instead myself, who had wrote her way into the author's room.

"But how!" Cataclyptic question, considering that I was just a fictional character.

"I broke the fourth wall." I answered, shrugging. It made sense to him as well, so he then asked what I was doing here.

"I'm here to convince you back to writing Legendary PKMN!" I pleaded.

"No way! Cataclyptic no want to write that story!" He said with his very bad grammer.

"But you have to!" I said. "We need you to write again!"

"You… do…?" Cataclyptic said slowly. I explained it to him- because of his absence, there had been no Chuck Norris jokes for the longest time. The story had gotten out of whack, and it was impossible for me to restore it. At the rate it was going, no one would know what was happening, and the second arc would be a complete downfall! Only Cataclyptic could make the story awesome again!

"You, you mean it!" The author was in tears. I nodded. He stood up dramatically. Legendary PKMN needed him, and he was going to respond after all.

"Give me that typewriter." Cataclyptic said. I eagerly handed it over, and the author of this story once again became Cataclyptic!

"As fist act of me becoming the author… we need to end this chapter right now! It's getting way too long!"

"Oh, sorry." Mercifond sweatdropped.

DO IT CATACLYPTIC!


A strong wind blew within the confines of the tower. The Cheezinator 9000 suddenly acted haywire, then shut down. The energy bubble around Malispite disappeared, and Mercifond was teleported alongside the rest.

"Wha-what's going one!" Kairi asked, her Ranger Styler out in front to defend herself.

"It's Cataclyptic! He's back!" Mercifond shouted happily. With his almighty typewriter, Cataclyptic typed in to finish chapter twenty three. Instantly, Doctor Alakazam was defeated, and a bright light engulfed the room. When it was over, Doctor Alakazam was all alone, his Cheezinator destroyed.

"Nooo!" He shouted.

Every single one of them became completely healed from the battle with Dr. Alakazam. Everyone had gathered in the middle of Destiny Central park, including Darkrai, Gardevoir, Deoxys and Mewtwo. They stared in wonder at the bright sunlight, singalling the author was back for good.

"Whoop de-doo." Darkrai muttered.

The author fired a Judgment attack at Darkrai, causing him to become injured again.

"I am back at being the author!" Cataclyptic's voice boomed above them. "This story will once again take its proper course as an romance story!"

"I thought this was a comedy story!" Cresselia argued.

"Nope! And now for some romance!"

Gardevoir inched closer to Gallade, mesmerized by his eyes. Gallade too returned her dazed look with one of the purest love. As they moaned each other's names, the pair scooted inwards even more, only a breath away from each other's lips. Gardevoir placed her gentle hands onto Gallade's back, feeling him and pulling him in closer. Gallade too reached over and pulled his true love, her head directly under his, as he felt her elegant silky hair…

"WHAT THE HELL!" Darkrai yelled in embarrassment.

"What? I ship GardevoirXGallade!" Cataclyptic responded.

"Well at least let her do it on her own instead of forcing it!" Darkrai argued back.

"Y-yeah…" Gardevoir agreed, nervous about the scene with Gallade.

"DO ME NEXT!" Ruby was excited. The author had something to say first though. He looked over at the white bat, beaming.

"Mercifond, I thank you for helping restore this story back to order, and also for taking over when I was crying like a little sissy." Cataclyptic said from the skies. He paused long and hard, deciding she deserved something for it. "…As your reward, I now grant you the right to be… THE CHOSEN ONE!"

A bright light enveloped Mercifond, imbuing her with chosen one powers as the other gasped in disbelief. When the light faded, Mercifond remained unchanged, except for the fact that a green necklace was around her neck, embedded with jewels of all kinds. A new power had been awoken within her.

"Congratulations! You are now The Chosen One!"

"WHAT!" Said Mercifond.

"WHAT!" Said Darkrai. "I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS STORY! I SHOULD BE THE CHOSEN ONE DAMNIT!"

"You? The chosen one?" Cataclyptic resisted a laugh, but it came out anyway. "Get real Darkrai! You can't be the chosen one! Mercifond is the chosen one!"

"BUT I DON'T WANNA BE THE CHOSEN ONE!" screamed the white bat, who wanted nothing more than to live a normal life.

"I bid you all farewell…" Cataclyptic's voice started to fade and disappeared. Mercifond tried to get the necklace off of her, but was unable to remove it from her neck. It was stuck on there permanently.

Mercifond had become The Chosen One.

"Good on ya' sis!" Malispite congratulated, patting her hard on the back.

"But I don't…!" Mercifond gaped. It was too late though, as her great destiny as the Chosen One had been already decided.

"Well, it looks like the chapter is finally over." Cresselia sighed. "All in all it was still kinda crappy. Everyone knows that no one likes filler. That and we never got to revive the Glsicor tracker…"

"Hey, sis did her best!" Malispite growled.

"At least we didn't get hurt like we usually do at the end of the chapter!" Gallade smiled.

Jinx: "This unit to self-destruct in T-minus two seconds."

All: "WHAT THE FU-

BOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH!