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The New Nerima Wrecking Chapter 9 That Obnoxious Alchemist
Ono Clinic
" Whoever did these bandages did a good job, just get some rest and you'll be as good as new." Said Dr.Tofu.
" Ok Uncle Tofu." said Homura.
" Why am I wearing eye shadow?" screamed Keisou-chan.
" Who is that?" asked Dr. Tofu.
" Just a weakling." Homura muttered." Relax, otu said it was part of the curse. Now get over here and let Dr.Tofu take a look at you."
" I'm fine." Keisou-chan said with her arms crossed.
" YOU'RE HURT! I HEARD YOUR SPINE SNAPPING!"
" I TOLD YOU I'M FINE!" Dr.Tofu chuckled.
" WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" Both teens asked.
" That, you two fight like an old married couple."
" WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?" Both said at the same time.
" DON'T SAY WHAT I'M SAYING!" They did it again, and a vein appeared on their foreheads.
" STOP IT!" There they go again.
" What's going on?" asked a kid Homura and Keisou's age. She had long brown hair like her mother and wore glasses like her father. She was wearing a red shirt and white skirt. " Oh hey Homura, whose this?"
" I'm Keisou Urameshi." Said Keisou-chan.
" I heard Keisou was a boy." Keisou-chan sighed and got some hot water to splash herself with. " Oh you're cursed like Uncle Ranma." The girl bowed. " I'm Mizu Ono, pleased to meet you." Then she turned to Homura
" Congratulations Homura, I see you're finally over that shool girl crush."
" MIZU!" Homura shouted threateningly.
" School girl crush? Tell me more." Said Keisou eagerly.
" Oh Homura-chan's had this silly crush on Mokro-sensei since Primary School, she used to get in trouble just to see him."
" MIZU! SHUT IT!"
" Oh I see, you don't to be embarrased in front of your boyfriend."
"He's NOT my boyfriend!" Mizu smirked.
" Couda fooled me. Didn't he just rescue you from a vengful martial artist?" Homura glared.
" I'm leaving." Homura got up and left.
" Is she always angery?" Keisou asked, Mizu nodded.
" Pretty much."
" I should be getting home too."
When Homura got home she was of course glomped by Akane, being an expert on being kidnapped(snicker) she knew what it was like. But something more interesting happened at the Urameshi house.
" Hey Otu, do you know what it's like to be possesed?" Yusuke froze.
" Why?"
" When I was fighting Ebisu, I felt like something else was controlling my actions. The presense was strange but kinda familar." A vein appeared on Yusuke's forehead.
" Keisou, I'll get back to you on that." Yusuke then opened the door to Spirit World to pay a visit to his own father.
Spirit World
" WHY DO YOU KEEP INTERUPTING FIGHTS?" Yusuke demanded of his 'father'.
" Hold your horses kiddo, I didn't." Replied Raizen's spirit.
" Just can't leave well enough alone can you? ...What?"
" I didn't interfere in little Keisou's fight."
" But he said he felt like he was possesed!"
" Maybe it was his own demon nature, I'm sure you've felt it durring your mate's heat." Raizen said with a smirk, Yusuke blushed. " Keisou almost died. Maybe next time you'll take his request for more training seriously." When the deceased Mazoku lord saw the surprised look on his 'son's' face he said. " What? Did you think death would stop me from watching over my grandson?"
" No, death never stopped you." Raizen smiled.
" It runs in the family." Yusuke smiled too.
" See ya old man." And he left Spirt World.
The Next Morning
" Keisou, I've decided I'm going to introduce you to my mentor." Keisou smiled widely.
" Really?"
" Yeah, pack your bags, we're leaving tomorrow."
" What about school?"
" Well if you'd rather go to school then get special training then we won't..." Keisou was a flash as he ran to his room to pack. He was in such a hurry that he didn't realize that his oka, who was always trying to get him to focus on school work, didn't oppose taking time off for martial artist training.
Akira was waiting for Keisou in his room.
" What? How'd you get here?" Akira smiled.
" I hear you're getting special training." Said the alchemist, ignoring Keisou's question. " Such is the law of equivalence, Homura gets put in life threatening danger, you save her and get special training."
" Homura is more important to me then training!" As soon as the words left his mouth he covered it with both hands. Akira looked very amused.
" Keisou, you make this way too easy." He pulled out a recorder and hit the play button.
' Homura is more important to me then training!' Keisou voice said.
" Gimme that!" Keisou made a lunge for the hanyou but was smoothly avoided.
" See you later." Akira jumped out the window, Keisou followed by Akira used his alchemy to vanish.
" Why would he want that, except for embarassing me."
Neko Shrine
Akira reapeared at the point where he anchor his alchemy.
" Did you get it?" Kagome asked.
" Yep."
" Good, now if you don't hurry you'll be late for school."
Furinkan High School
Homura ran through her daily suitors, while her friends waited for her to finish.
" Hey where's Kuno?" Homura wondered. She found him kneeling before Akemi, who was in her hanyou form. He had grabbed on of her hands and was looking at her with a deep expression.
" Oh my dear Dogeared girl, when I saw you yesterday your beauty and grace took my breath away." Everyone, including the semi-concious hentai horde, sweatdropped.
" Looks like Kunoness gets worse through generations." Akira remarked
" Football ki bomb!" A ball of ki shaped like a football landed near his feet and exploded.
" You again?" The alchemist asked.
" I'm going to make you pay for embrassing me! School of Martial Arts Football special technique, Pig Skin Warrior!" Kenichi's body started getting bigger and his muscles buldged.
" Pig Skin Warrior makes the user as strong as a wild boar and makes their skin as tough as leather." Kenji explained. " You're in for a beating geek." Akira merely shook his head.
" I have to disagree." Kenichi charged Akira, but The alchemist flipped over him and landed on his back. Kenichi reached behind him to grab Akira but Akira jumped off and grabbed Kenichi's arms and pushed them into the opposite sleeve and merged the sleeves together, trapping Kenichi arms. Kenichi struggled to free arms and in that time Akira crouched and merged Kenichi long pants into a long skirt then his shoes into open toe high heels.
By this time Kenichi realized what Akira was doing and shouted angerily, he tried kicking Akira but was unused to moving in high heels and feel on his but.
" Kenichi is a cross-dresser! I have to tell everyone." Said a passing student. This enraged Kenichi even more and he tore his clothing to get at Akira.
" Not too bright are you?" Akira asked he easily avoided Kenichi's attacks.
" Kenichi is a streaker! I have to tell everyone." said another passing student. Smoke was comming out of Kenichi's nostrils, just like an angery bull. He ran madly at Akira, but the hanyou alchemist merely pushed his hands together and then to the ground and created a pair of hands of earth that grabbed Kenichi's ankles, making him fall flat on his face and another pair of hands that grabbed his wrists. Akira could barely contain his amusement as he walked to Kenichi's feet and started tickling him. The crowd of students laughed at Kenichi.
" That's enough." Said Akira and headed towards the school, he was soon mobbed by adoring fans.
Kenji just stood slacked jawed at the humiliation his older brother went through.
" Don't you think you went a bit far?" Akemi asked.
" Nah I was having too much fun."
" I was talking about how long you toyed with him before, you almost missed the bell. However you are in time for Keious's daily beating by Mokro." As if on cue, the cursed martial artist slammed into the hallway next to them.
" Face it, Keisou, you'll never beat Mokro-sensei." Said Homura
" You just think because you LOVE him!" Keisou teased.
" JERK!" And she punched him through the wall.
Later that night
" Are you sure you want to go?" Yusuke asked his son.
" YES!" Keisou insisted.
" Then let's go."
" Yusuke." Called Keiko.
" Yes?"
" If our son ends up in Reikai because of this, you will be too understand?" Yusuke gulped.
" Yes dear."
" Good."
Then Yusuke and Keisou left.
Next Morning
" Where is Keisou?" Demanded Ebisu at Furinkan High School.
" He isn't here now." Said Akemi. " But we'll fight you in his place." She nudged Homura. " Come on Homura-chan, a good fight is just what you need to cheer yourself up."
The Pigtailed martial artist had been down ever since Keisou didn't walk her, I mean, walk with her to school.
" The Coward, he feared my strength and ran away." Ebisu delcared. " He is not a man!" Homura jerked up and glared Ebisu. The club wielder was frozen with fear for a momment.
" You got a problem with that?" He challenged.
" Yeah!" And Homura punched his face so hard he flew back towards the school gates. Ebisu swung his new club at her but Homura dodged by jumping atop of it.
" Did you forget my power? Inryoku Baindo!" Homura smirked.
" Saotome Kouinryoku!(Antigravity!) Homura feet glowed with ki and lifted into the air. " Saotome Inryoku tatakitsubusu(Gravity smashing)!" Homura's hands glowed with ki and the club matched the color of her ki instead of Ebisu's. Then the club smashed Ebisu in the head.
" Stop hitting youself(smash) Stop hitting yourself(smash) Stop hitting youself(smash)" Homura taunted. Ebius finally let go of his club and shook his head.
" You copied my technique!"
" Yep, did you think I was just going to stand there and be a good little damsel in distress?"
" Um, yes?" Homura hit him in the head with the club again.
" You're techniques won't work on me anymore." Said Homura. " So don't cause any trouble, got it?" Ebisu nodded. Homura dropped and club and went back to her friends.
" You're right Akemi-chan I do feel better."
" Told ya."
'That jerk didn't even say goodbye.'
AN: Akira's transportation works like this.
He sets up an anchor point somewhere and when he uses alchemy on the air around him, he can switch the air he's standing in with the air at the anchor point
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