Hey welcome! It's 10/10, also known as NARUTO'S BIRTHDAY. *Balloons and glitter fall from the ceiling* WTF! I don't remember setting that up! … hmm… anyway… these people receive DEATH NOTES… omg let's see how use them… Sissy says that I would go bat crazy on the world if I found one myself… so I'm giving my extra ones to you!

Shadowmarialove

Scorn's child

On with the show… This will only feature Naruto and Sasuke, Yea, also sasuke's family and Deidara but you get the picture! For Naruto!

Disclaimer: I own nothing. End of story.

But not end of fanfiction and my oc's but you don't care.

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"Sasuke, we've been studying forever!"

"It's only been an hour."

"But it feels like forever, can't we do something else."

"Fine, I'll go get a snack you keep studying." This was the perfect time to put the plan into action. Sasuke was going to test if he could trust Naruto enough to leave the room and the unguarded hatch. After a couple of minutes Sasuke reentered his room with pizza rolls, to find his guest laying on his bed, blowing the bangs out of his eyes only to fall right back. Cute. No stop thinking those thoughts, he may not even be gay… but I always get what I want so who can tell.

"Finally, I'm starving."

"No doubt since you only eat garbage."

"Hey! Ramen is a very important food group in a well-balanced diet."

"Hn, whatever." Sasuke left the plate on his bed and headed towards the hatch. He pulled down the rope ladder.

"You coming?"

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"Sasuke I can't see anything."

"I haven't turned on the lights yet here grab my hand." Sasuke felt Naruto's fingers intertwine with his own. Ha! Naruto must trust me, if he can hold my hand in an unknown area. Now where is the switch… There.

Click

"Woah." Naruto was dumbfounded. He was surrounded by millions of easels, all uniquely painted and divine.

"This is amazing Sasuke. Did you paint everyone of these?"

"…"

"Well, I always say you should be humbler, but I think you can boast on these, THEY'RE INCREDIBLE!"

"Ok."

"Asshole take the compliment. Can I take a closer look?" Naruto took a step forward, only to feel his arm anchored to something. "Oh… sorry." Naruto untangled his fingers from Sasuke's. An intense amount of heat rushed to his cheeks, so he quickly scurried deeper in to the maze of easels.

Sasuke frowned as the warmth left his hand, but found it slightly amusing that Naruto blushed and then escaped. He could no longer see the blonde so he also went into the clutter of paintings.

"Sasuke?"

"Hm?"

"Why are you showing me this?"

"I don't know."

"Well you didn't want me to see it earlier but now you're allowing me to view your art."

"I guess… you just convinced me to show you. You finally stopped asking for it and when I left you alone, you didn't take the chance so I guess I could trust you enough."

"Tricky Sasuke. You were testing me." Suddenly Naruto appeared beside him.

Crash

Naruto jumped and grabbed Sasuke's arm, "What was that?" he hissed.

"I don't know."

Flickering lights

"Stop it Sasuke. The prank's not funny."

"I'm not doing this, Naruto."

Pitch black

"Shit! This is exactly like all of the horror clichés put together we have to get out of here!"

"How is this like any of the horror movie clichés?"

"First the strange loud noise, the freaked out secluded couple, and pitch darkness."

"Couple? Plus you're the only one freaking out Naruto. Remember the person who freaks out the most, usually dies first."

"S-Stop twisting my words and let's get out of here."

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"Light!" Naruto shouted finally releasing his death grip on Sasuke's arm, to comfortably grasp his hand and sprint towards his lifeline.

The both laid down on Sasuke's bed, hands still attached, both comfortably thinking in silence, when…

"Wow Sasuke I had no idea you were up there I would have not turned off the lights."

"Itachi, Dammit! The hatch was open, the light was on, Naruto and I were gone, what more clues did you need to know that we were up there. And why were you in my room anyway?" Sasuke growled.

"I don't know you could have left a note are something, I woomph." Naruto had thrown a pillow at the older Uchiha's face.

"Get out of my room." Sasuke got off of his bed and motioned Itachi out the door, slammed it shut, and blotted all three locks. "Go hang out with Deidara!" He shouted through the door.

"That's why I was in here! Deidara says you only have about aminute to get out of the house."

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The Uchiha family stood out in their driveway with the two blondes and watched as the rumble slowly burned to ashes. "Did you see that fireball, I believe that is one of my finest." Deidara proclaimed.

"Yes I believe so, Dei." The woman agreed. "Sasuke I don't believe you have introduced us to your friend."

"Right, Mom and Dad, Naruto. Naruto, Mom and Dad."

"Nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha." Naruto replied politely while shaking the man's hand. He then reached for the woman's when…

"Oh you are absolutely adorable!" Sasuke's mother had pulled him into a bear hug. "Please call me Mikoto and my husband Fugaku, or better yet just call me mom!"

"Mother."

"What is it Itachi?"

"I believe you are choking your newest child."

"Oh my goodness! I am so sorry." Mikoto began brushing Naruto off and patting down his hair.

"Mother."

"What is it Sasuke?"

"Did you know it's your newest son's birthday?"

That is when Naruto eyesight faded and all he heard was white noise.

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Somehow the Uchiha's had convinced him to stay for dinner, and then sleep over, while Mikoto personally drove 80 miles over the speed limit, to the nearest department store to buy something for Naruto. When she had returned, she had bought ten fox toys and many other stuffed animals along with, a IPhone programmed with all of their numbers, an IPad, and an IPod Touch. She had also bought a new digital camera, which had already been filled with memorable photos. Naruto then found himself in the same bed as 50 stuffed animals and a smiling Uchiha.

"Dammit Teme, since when did you know when my birthday is?"

"Always known, I've always tried to avoid you on this day to guarantee your enjoyment, but this year I tried something different."

"Well, thanks… I guess it was one of the best birthdays I've ever had, but your mom really didn't have to let me stay in your town house."

"She wouldn't have let you leave anyway by next week she will have made sure that you're living at our house, she has already added two extra rooms to the blueprints, one for you and one for Deidara."

"No. I can't accept that."

"You can't disagree with my mother, so stop fighting and go to sleep."

"Fine."

When Sasuke finally reached the verge of sleep he heard a tiny whisper, "Thanks teme."

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OMG tell me what you think! No time for random my Dad is rushing me to go bed so GOODNIGHT! AND HAPPY NARUTO'S BIRTHDAY!

Just watch someone going to yell at me telling me it's not naruto's birthday and im gonna feel really stupid… oh well enjoy the update anyway.