Leo Vulpes: w00t! It's another chapter of My Other Life! I'm so glad I got this up here! -babbles on and on and on and on...-
Sasori: -.-'
Shukaku: -plugging ears-
Leo Vulpes: -still babbling!-
Sasori: -.-'''
Shukaku: -plugging ears still with tears streaming down face-
Leo Vulpes: -babbling still!- and I was just like-
Sasori: Damnit, will you shut up!?
Leo Vulpes: Geez, someone's Mr. Pissypants today.
Sasori: Shut-up you damn fox...
Leo Vulpes: Aw, is little Saso angry because Shukaku deprived him of sex? Hm?
Sasori: Do you want to die?
Leo Vulpes: I'll get back to you after I do something, -does something- and give the-
Disclaimer: I own Naruto about as much as I own myself... none at all!
My Other Life
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Chapter 9
On the Way Out
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"No, it's really not so bad." Naruto said, pointing a pair of chopsticks at Riritsuku with a piece of sushi on them. "Try it."
Riritsuku glanced up, her mother and father had been called for a meeting of some sort and Naruto was taking care of her while they were gone. "It looks nasty."
Naruto pouted. "But Riri-chan, it's not! It's delicious."
Riritsuku glanced at her mother's cousin. "Then you eat it."
The blonde blanched and gave off a look of stupidity. "Uh… erm… I've never actually eaten it, but Sasuke eats it all the time. So does his brother and mother. Your dad eats it all the time, so a part of you must like it… right?"
"Fine." The toddler Jounin grabbed the chopsticks and popped the entire piece into her mouth. After about 20 seconds, she looked to her caretaker and grinned widely. "Ne, it's so good Naru-niichan!" She squealed, holding a piece up to his face. "Try it."
Naruto sighed and took a bite, immediately grabbing a napkin and spitting it out. "I guess it's something foxes don't like. I mean, I've never seen your mother or your grandmother eat that. But you're odd, mainly form wolves, but you're a fox… interesting." He laughed, setting it down and calling over a waitress who scowled at both of them. She knew them, the child was being raised by gay parents and the Kyuubi container.
"Can I help you?" She spat, eager to get this over with.
Naruto nodded. "Can we have a doggy bag so we can take the rest home?"
The lady scoffed and trotted off.
"Ne, Naru-niichan, why do people not like you?" Riritsuku asked.
Naruto's eyes softened. "Because they think I'm the container of Baasan. And they think I am Baasan, and they believe Baasan was evil."
"Here." The lady dropped the Styrofoam boxes on the table and collected the money that had been set out.
The blonde scooped all the fish into the box, closing it up and getting up. "Come on Riri-chan." He held out his hand which the four going on five year old grabbed and they walked out.
"There you are Naruto! I've been wondering where you've been." A large booming voice sounded. The fox duo turned around to see Chouji walking towards them. "Hey, Hokage-sama wanted to see you."
The kitsune nodded. "Okay, hey Chouji, could you take her to Sasuke for me."
"Nope. Sasuke got called in earlier."
"Oh, well, then just bring her to the Uchiha mansion. The person who opens the door knows what to do with her." He said, detaching Riritsuku from his leg. "Go on. Riri-chan, this is my friend Chouji. Chouji this is Riritsuku, the youngest Jounin alive." He introduced them. "Now if you don't mind, I'll be off!" He yipped, disappearing in a whirl of leaves.
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"Brat, we've been waiting." The Hokage spoke, kicking herself off the wall when her favorite, though she'd never say it out loud, blonde ninja walked into view. "Come on. You're going to be in front of many of the council."
Naruto began to shake. "Why?"
Tsunade looked over her shoulder to the opposite blonde and smiled. "I'm appointing you as the next Hokage." She opened the doors and drug Naruto in, shutting them behind him.
The whiskered teen shivered under the watchful gaze of the five council members, and he didn't fail to notice the four Jounin set up in the room. This is how much they didn't trust him, they needed four Jounin just in case. Of these Jounin he could see Sasuke, Oni, Kage, and one other that he did not know.
"Take a seat Uzumaki-san." The middle one spoke, and so he did. "We understand that Tsunade requests-"
"-Not request, demand." Tsunade cut in.
"-that you become Hokage in her place." He went on as if Tsunade didn't just interrupt him. "But we have some doubts about this. One, it was heard by many that you only wanted to become Hokage for recognition. Do you have any way to defend yourself?"
Naruto nodded, not meeting the piercing eyes of the council. "Hai. I did at first, because no one paid attention to me. But as time went on, my friends became family. I saw how others were treated, like in one country, they treated the sick patients as experiments. I couldn't complete that mission because I became ill in the middle, but I can say the sights made my stomach churn and I told myself and teammates that when I became Hokage I wouldn't let anything like that happen. There was one country, that sacrificed their children as warriors and forced the women to reproduce against their will. I told myself that I would never force any such thing one my people if I became Hokage. And other such things like that happened, and then I thought about myself. If I became Hokage, I'd make sure that the past Hokages' dying wishes were granted, all except the fourth."
The council members made sure to note that last statement. "Two, you have done reckless things to the village, can you defend yourself?"
"Hai, all I wanted was attention then, but after the paintings on the faces, I stopped."
"Three, the records show that because of you, a ward was forced upon Uchiha Mikoto, can you explain why?"
"Sort of. All I was doing was training with her. She was a great teacher and many disapproved of it, so in order to keep me away, they placed the ward." Naruto was beginning to get very pissed off at the council, they were prying to far into his personal life.
"And four, you spent over half your time as a shinobi of Konoha trying to track down Uchiha Sasuke, how can we trust you to not run off at the first sign of someone leaving?"
Naruto was about to bust a vein. "I ran after Sasuke-san because he was like a brother to me. I trained, and completed my missions and duties as I tried to find him."
"Very well, we will consider all that you've said and we'll-"
"No!" The elder woman of the council stood up and slammed her hands on the table and Naruto kept his gaze down. "No we will not! This- this thing cannot become Hokage. Did you not hear what he said, he will complete all the past Hokages' dying wishes except the fourth because he's the Kyuubi and the Kyuubi obviously seeks revenge on the one who sealed it. It's been playing us all along. This demon cannot become Hokage." She shouted, pointing her long bony finger at Naruto. Her shouting had been so loud no one could hear the low, disapproving growls from three of the four Jounin.
Naruto sighed. "I'll tell you why I will not complete the fourth's wish-" He snapped his gaze up and locked eyes with the council. "Because the village, even you, the council broke it a long time ago! The Yondaime's dying wish was that the container for the Kyuubi be treated as a hero, have I been? No, I've been treated like the damn plague!"
The elder woman locked her eyes on the blonde. "How can you know that? No one has ever told you anything, and you have no right to expect better for a demon like you!" She spat.
"I found out because I look at the files of people I know in my spare time. I read mainly things I already know, but one day, I pulled out his file. You want to know what else I found out, he's my fucking father! Did anyone, anyone, ever tell me that? I grew up thinking I was put in the world, not born, because no thought to tell me: "Hey, you had parents, you're no different.""
"How do we even know if your strong enough?" One of the elder men finally spoke up, standing beside the woman.
Tsunade scoffed. "Because that brat can beat me even. Right now, without using the Kyuubi's chakra, he could kick my ass."
"And I could beat the fourth too." Naruto added.
Another council member scoffed and stood up beside the other two, so it was just a young woman and the eldest out of all of them that calmly stayed seated. "And who could account for that, has anyone seen you?"
Naruto growled. "I'll let you meet the one person who I can't beat, he'll vogue for me." He bit out, biting his thumb and making the kanji for fox in blood before doing the necessary hand seals and performing the summoning jutsu, but no one felt any chakra come from it.
There was a large poof of smoke and as it cleared the everyone could see a man with deep tan skin, ruby red hair and cobalt eyes. "Kit, why the hell did you call me here? I'm not supposed to be here till next week…. And I was enjoying a cup of hot cocoa with Miko-chan!" He growled at first to Naruto, but then whinned.
"I'm sorry, b-but please tell them I can so beat Tousan!" He shouted, pointing the three standing council members.
Yoko glanced over and smirked. "Ah yes, If I don't remember correctly: Sohma-kun's the old geezer, Ju-chan is the old woman, and Kuraku-kun is the other. The old man with the long white beard sitting in the middle is… Tokaji-san, and the young woman is Nyu-chan."
Sohma scowled. "And who are you?"
"Me?" Yoko pointed innocently to himself. "Oh, I'm Naru-chan's grandparent. Now, I know for a fact that my Naru-chan here can beat his old man."
"Good, now what's your name?" Ju asked, still trying every method to keep Naruto from becoming Hokage.
Yoko just chuckled loudly. "Oh, in about… a week or more, you'll know. Besides, can't be having Naru-chan here become Hokage just yet, then he wouldn't get to participate in a little upcoming event!" He yipped, suddenly disappearing in a puff of smoke.
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Mikoto yawned as she poured herself some coffee, those late nights having to direct all the bone headed people who were in charge of building the arena was taking it's toll if the Uchiha was tired at six in the evening.
She sat down and began to sip tenderly at the beverage, thinking of how empty the house was getting: First Naruto, his friends, and his siblings had left. Then Genkai had taken her crew of Yusuke, Keiko, and Kuwabara. Kurama, Hiei, and Yukina had left, taking Meka and Taro with them. Kushina and Minato had gone on vacation for a little with Kitsune, Tsuki, Leo, and Akita. Yoru and Obito had gone somewhere. And Itachi and Kyuubi had taken Takala somewhere too.
It had been a lonely month and a half so far, but she knew she'd be seeing them in a week.
A sudden poof of smoke startled Mikoto as she yipped loudly and threw her hot coffee at the smoke. When it made a loud yowling sound, she ran off to get some cool towels to help her friend. "Ah, I'm sorry Yoko-kun." She apologized, handing the older man the towel, so he could dab his face off. "So where were you anyways?"
Yoko set down the towel and took himself a seat at the table. "Ah, well, the kit summoned me there to talk to the old geezer council – and damn am I glad I never age – about letting him be Hokage. It seems they tried everything to stop it, but I think after this is all said and done, he's going to be Hokage in one hand and King in the other." He explained.
"So you really think Naru-chan will win?"
"Of course. He's the world's best bet."
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Naruto flopped down on the bed with a sigh, enjoying the feel of the soft silk sheets against his skin. Well, he was enjoying the feeling until a certain Uchiha pounced on him. They rolled around a little, Naruto giggling as Sasuke nipped, licked, and touched here and there.
Somehow, Sasuke wound up above Naruto, pinning him down and marking his neck. The blonde moaned and writhed as he felt the cool tongue slither around on his skin. He desperately grasped at the Uchiha's shirt, trying to rid of the offending clothing that hid the pale chest of his beloved.
Sasuke saw this and helped the blonde in his efforts, and saving himself some trouble as well by taking off Naruto's shirt. He laid his body over the kitsune's, the feeling of skin against skin driving his senses wild as he ground his hips into the other's hips.
"Pants… off." The blonde demanded through his pants, tugging at the raven's pants and trying to kick off his own. His lover responded by grabbing a kunai and shredding the blonde's off and hurriedly taking his own off in a flurry, taking the boxers off along with them.
Sasuke trailed nips, kisses, and hickeys down the blonde's chest, not missing how he arched into his touch. The raven's pale hands traveled down slim hips and set the Uzumaki's senses on fire at the touch.
"'Ske, more, please more." He begged, wanting the raven to touch him more.
Sasuke moved back up to the blonde's lips and kissed them softly, taking the lube from the bedside dresser and coating his member with a generous layer. "Whatever you say Naru-chan." He murmured against the swollen lips. He lifted the tan legs onto his shoulders, pressing the tip to Naruto's entrance.
Naruto groaned and wiggled at the suspense. "Sasuke, don't- don't tease m- ahhhh!!" He screamed in ecstasy as the raven suddenly plunged fully inside him.
Said Uchiha smirked. "You were saying Naru-chan?" He grunted out, resisting the urge to just outright fuck the blonde senseless, though that was probably going to happen anyways.
The whiskered teen whimpered and tried to get the wolf to move, but this wasn't cutting it and Sasuke wanted him to beg, which wasn't going to happen. "Teme." He hissed to his secret lover.
Said teme leaned down and nuzzled the kitsune's cheek. "Hn, dobe." And then he started to move, slowly but surely he brought the blonde from words and half-completed sentences to moans and whimpers.
The sound of skin slapping against skin was made throughout the room, Naruto screaming loudly as Sasuke hit his prostate, the raven grunting and whispering sweet nothings into his lover's ear, both proving their love for the other. Claims of love were made through marking the other's skin.
"SASUKE!" Naruto yelled as he came, said raven grunting as he came within his kitsune love.
Both satisfied, Sasuke gently pulled out of his dobe before collapsing beside him, pulling the shorter man close to his chest, laying butterfly kisses on his neck juncture.
"I wanna tell people."
The random comment caused Sasuke to turn Naruto around the face him. "Naruto, I want to too, but this would hurt your chances of becoming Hokage. Turning the 'only' Uchiha gay is not a good thing and go over well with the coun-" He was cut off by a simple kiss on the lips form Naruto.
"I don't give a fuck. Being Hokage is nothing compared to being King of the demon realm!" He exclaimed softly, wrapping his arms around Sasuke's neck.
Sasuke smirked at the blonde's antics. "You really think you'll win?"
"Of coarse I will!"
Sasuke nuzzled the blonde's ear gently. "I love you so much. I love how you can look up and see the good side of every situation. I love how you just glow every single day. I love how you make friends so quickly. I love how you make me jealous of everything you are. I just love you."
Naruto placed a kiss on the Uchiha's forehead. "And I love you and how you love me."
Leo Vulpes: Okay, so I finally did my second lemon ever! Wewt! I know it was fluffy at the end, but I had to get my point across about how much Sasuke loves him! I mean, I barely have anything in there that doesn't include that, so I put this!
Sasori: Shut-up!
Leo Vulpes: No. Anyways, but that guest appearance of Yoko comes in handy later!
Sasori: -looks around- Where's Shu?
Leo Vulpes: That's what I did earlier! -pushes open door to Sasori and Shukaku's bedroom- -reveals bound, gagged, and stripped Shukaku with lots of 'fun' toys around him-
Shukaku: -muffled noises-
Leo Vulpes: And there's already a vibrator up his ass for you! -smiles-
Sasori: -realizes muffled noises are muffled moans- Thanks Leo, I'll take pictures and give them to you.
Leo Vulpes: That's all I ask. Now, review my loves and you shall be rewarded with another chapter! And don't forget to check out the new chapter of Canidae!
