Before their feet could stabilize their bodies on Prontera's cobblestones, Green Eggs and Ham were running toward the inner city accessible only through four archways located in the direct north, south, east, and west. Speeding off into the distance while the Increase Agility !! spell lasted, Memteddy, turned his head to follow the two girls with curiosity. His attention, however, quickly returned to his shoelaces. Maybe glue, he pondered, as Green Eggs and Ham was nowhere to be found.

Seconds later, Memteddy fell victim to an Arrow Shower !! of Fire Arrows. Someone is mad, he thought to himself, as he turned his head. Figures.

"Hey SdCl--" he began.

"Where are they?" the Clown asked with fiery eyes.

"Who?"

"You know who. Where are they?"

Memteddy could only assume he meant Green Eggs and Ham, and pointed SdClown toward the southern part of the city. "They were going to hide in the crowd," he added. Even though the two green-haired girls were a part of SdClown's entourage, he actually liked them unlike their father who appeared to have anger management issues. Finding himself alone once again, Memteddy asked the Kafra Representative if she had any glue for his Poacher's Shoes1...


The sheer lack of strength did not help Green Eggs and Ham in reaching the library.

"I forgot that this place existed," panted Green Eggs.

"Fortunately, I volunteered here as an Acolyte to aid my studies," Ham calmly responded. Perhaps her vitality had helped her more than she realized.

Finally catching her breath, Green Eggs stood up and picked up a book, "Monster Taming," she read out loud.

"You know, Eggy, I've always wanted a Lunatic pet. Perhaps we could find a Rainbow Carrot on the market while we're in town?" Ham suggested with a bit of hope.

"Once father has given up, that should be no problem at all. But you know how he is about those things. He tried to eat my last Poring that I found behind the Geffen Tower," Green Eggs discouragingly responded.

"Well," Ham thought, "If mother likes it, we may have a chance."

"We should work on finding the Rainbow Carrot or a baby Lunatic egg first. We certainly have enough to fund it," Green Eggs said as she pulled out the heavy Rough Elunium and Oridecon from her pockets. I need to wash this when we get home, she noted to herself.


"I should have borrowed his Peco Peco," SdClown grumbled. Arriving next to the middle Kafra Representative in Prontera, SdClown looked to his left and right. Only Merchants and Blacksmiths; he cursed.

Suddenly, a strange craving for Poring had hit him. Maybe I'll buy Poring soup for dinner. That thought had made him smile a bit.


"How much longer, do you think?" Green Eggs asked. Ham sensed a bit of impatience in her sister's voice and simply replied, "Soon."


"Wargh!" shouted SdClown in the middle of the sea of vendors. He finally grew tired of chasing those two daughters of his. What aggravated him most, however, was not the fact that Green Eggs had disposed of the Sunglasses1 so easily. It was their hair. When he first saw their new so-called style, he thought a lawn mower had run over their hair when they were sleeping and that someone had painted their hair green. What shock, then, to have learned that it was Green Egg's idea. And even more when Ham went along with it! Why did Promise have to adopt those two without his consent!

Growling with a ferociousness, SdClown looked for Poring Eggs and Incubators before heading back to his castle. The intensity of his Thai Wrath was also lessened due to the happiness he received from the thought of Poring soup. Maybe a Drop or two, to spice things up.


"It's getting kind of late," Ham said as she took a peek outside.

"Let's buy a Rainbow Carrot for tomorrow, then!" Green Eggs said excitedly. Hours in a library had given her the necessary motivation--via boredom--to perfect the monster taming techniques found in the book she picked up earlier. Theoretically, at least. It would not be the first time she would cast Firewall !! instead of Quagmire !! when actual practice was involved.

"Alright, I'm almost positive father's Thai Wrath is able to last more than three hours..." said Ham with a fair bit of uncertainty. However, it was indeed late and they would need to head back soon to wake up early for the Lunatic catching.

Standing up and walking up to Ham, Green Eggs mischievously nudged her sister with the Survivor's Rod1 in her hand so that she would stop blocking the doorway. Innocently walking out, herself, Green Eggs took a mental note of the library's location with respect to the inner city's north entrance. Just to the right upon entering, she thought.

"Increase Agility !! Increase Agility !!" and the two girls ran south. Passing the center fountain, Ham briefly stopped to inspect the cutest emblem she had seen yet while Green Eggs casted Firewall !! after Firewall !! at the base of the Phoenix flag with a smirk on her face.

"You know, Hammy, that nothing can destroy those flag poles."

"Doesn't stop me from trying!" she responded with now a smile on her face.

This is nice, Green Eggs thought to herself as she followed her sister to the sea of merchants in search of a Rainbow Carrot.

When Green Eggs and Ham reached the edge of the sea of merchants in southern Prontera, they met with their fashionable uncle Veda who had a disappointed look on his face.

"What's wrong?" Ham inquired.

"Oh, nothing. I wanted grapes for a vineyard but I seem to misplace them all before I can gather two-thousand of them."

Coldly, Green Eggs replied, "You don't misplace them. You eat them in your sleep. We think you have an addiction."

Surprised, Veda turned his attention to Ham who was nodding her head in agreement. This was news to him!

"Father knows about it too," Ham added. Veda's face was now red with anger.

"Thanks girls, I'll have to pay your father a visit tonight..." he said as he thought of a plan to get back at that Clown.

"Of course you will. You live with us," Green Eggs stated matter-of-factly.

Ignoring the wizard, his attention now turned toward Ham. "Could I get a warp back?"

"Warp Portal !!" Ham shouted, and Veda disappeared within.

"So, Rainbow Carrot? We should hurry. I'm curious to see what uncle Veda plans to do to father," Green Eggs said excitedly.

"Stop jumping around," Ham whispered, "You're embarrassing me," as a group of young Mages were giggling in their general direction. Switching her eyes between her sister and the Mages, Green Eggs' eyes widened with fear.

"You're replacing me!" she gasped.

"No, no I'm only--"

"I saw how you looked at those Mages. You're just waiting for them to get higher leveled and you're going to leave me for one of those other girls!"

Ham sighed. "Why are you--" but Green Eggs had placed an Ice Wall !! in front of herself. On the other side, Ham could hear her sister crying.

"No, I'm not replacing you! Honestly, why do you always come to that conclusion," Ham asked, somewhat annoyed. Only tears.

When the Ice Wall !! finally fell, she found Green Eggs on the floor with her head resting on her knees. Slowly, the tears stopped and Green Eggs slowly raised her head and looked toward Ham with sorrowful eyes, "D-Do You Me-Mean I-It?" she asked wiping away her tears on her Survivor's Manteau1. Slowly falling to her knees, Ham embraced Green Eggs in her arms and whispered into Green Eggs' right ear, "Always." Hearing those words, Green Eggs simply replied, "I'm sorry. Again..." and before more tears would fall, Ham stood up and pulled Green Eggs to her feet with her own Survivor's Rod1 before Green Eggs latched onto her sister's left arm with both of her own and rested her head on Ham's shoulder. A faint smile could be seen on her face. Slowly, they walked into the sea of merchants in search of the magical Rainbow Carrot.


Author's Note: Thai Wrath, Thai Anger, Thai Rage. This is may be troublesome!