Screwed Up World, A SasuSaku Fanfic.

Rated T.

KiiroIka

Summary:

In a world where Sasuke wasn't cool and cold, where Sakura was the stoic Ice Queen, Naruto and Hinata the richest, most popular power couple in the school and where Ino and Karin are actually the nice, timid girls in the scene, how do things turn out?

I do not own Naruto.


Chapter 7: Brother Bonding

"Oi, Sasuke." A certain pinkette called and sat beside me.

"Hey Sakura." I smiled. She only nodded.

"Listen, about Friday…"

"The date?" I asked. I immediately blushed as I realized what I just said. Sakura raised a brow and smirked.

"So you were asking me out, huh, Uchiha?" Her emerald eyes pierced through my onyx ones.

"Oh? Uh, ahh, err…" I stuttered. Damn, why does she make me act like this? "N-not a date. Just… Uh, guitar lessons. Yeah, that!" I tried convincing myself.

"Hn, whatever." She still had that victorious smirk on her face. "The thing is: I won't be able to go."

I frowned a bit. She scowled.

"Really? Well…"

"My mom didn't let me." She gritted her teeth and furrowed her eyebrows. "She said that if it's not related to school or work, I am not allowed to go."

"Aww, really? Well, it's okay then…" I said, trying to hide the disappointment I felt. She clenched her fists and looked at me with anger.

"It's not." She growled. "It will never be."

Okaaaaay, that was a wee bit unsuspected.

"Sakura, you okay?" I asked. She must've realized that she was seething. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

"Yeah, yeah." She had her poker face back on, but anger was so obvious in her eyes. "Sorry, Sasuke. Maybe some other time. Thanks anyway."

"Oh. Okay then." I smiled sadly as she stood up and walked back to her seat, her fists still clenched. When she wasn't looking, I sighed and slouched and frowned. I was seriously looking forward to that date.

Yes, fine, I surrender. I love calling it a date so piss off.

Aww, it's okay, Sasuke!

I ignored my inner as classes started. The rest of the day went well—me acing my seatworks, perfecting my quizzes, getting bashed by haters—as well as the rest of the week. I was already back to sitting with Naruto and the guys (Suigetsu doesn't mind—he says he's happy for me) and it felt great reviving those old times. We caught up, and even hung out in a café last Thursday afternoon (where we had to save Sakura from being mobbed by her fanboys. Eww.) and went out to watch a movie. I slept over at Naruto's place (a HUGE mansion, by the way) and we barely slept, so when we arrived school, we were so sleepy, we almost got detention (seriously, Naruto and I were simultaneously—and unconsciously—hitting our heads on the tables).

I spent the weekend helping my mom and Itachi clean the house, since we decided to treat mom to a day at the spa and a posh hotel.

Seriously? Posh? Are you gay or what?

'Fuck off, asshole.'

"So… I take it that you like this Sakura girl, huh?" Itachi asked, washing the dishes.

"No one asked you." I blurted. He laughed at me.

"You idiot, I asked you." Itachi smirked. Ugh, I swear I hate my brother.

I like him, too! God, I'd go gay for him anytime.

"EWW! FUCK YOU!" I replied. Itachi stared at me with wide eyes.

"Excuse me?" He asked, smirking. "Well, I knew I was that hot. But I didn't know I was hot enough to actually turn my baby brother on."

"I just said that out loud, right?" I said, very embarrassed and dumbfounded.

"Yes you did, baby bro." He laughed. "Very, very loud."

"W-well, that wasn't meant for you!" I pouted and blushed.

"Hn. Thought so." Itachi's laughs turned into chuckles, and then eventually faded away. "So, do you like Sakura-chan?"

"S-sakura-chan?" I resisted the urge to break the plate over his head.

"I thought so as well." Itachi laughed and dried his dishes. I let out a throaty growl and followed suit. "Well, I think she likes you, too."

"No fucking way!" I laughed. "How would she, the Haruno Sakura, actually like me, a musically-inclined, nerd, loser, ugly, whatever!"

I think you just, like, totally stated all reasons why she would like you.

"My point exactly." Itachi smirked. He popped out a bottle of Whiskey from the fridge and brought out two glasses.

"Where did you get that?" I asked. Of course, I was ignored.

"She would like someone totally opposite her. Like you." He took a swig of his alcohol. "She could be the more dominant person in the relationship. Girls like her really, really like that."

"Since when did you become doctor love?" I asked again. And I was ignored. Again.

"You, my boy, would succumb to her power. Girls like being dominant." He grinned at me. "You, cute little otoutou, is the perfect example of an uke that would totally succumb to her demands."

"U-uke?" I gaped. "Fuck you, Itachi! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!"

"Well, it's true." He said, handing me a glass I unconsciously chugged down.

First drink, too.

"Though… She seems to be hiding something." Itachi pondered, placing a finger on his chin. "She… She kinda looks like the fragile type, too."

"Fragile? How can she be fucking fragile if she's the fucking dominator?" I said. Man, Whiskey tastes good. "Fuck you!"

Fuck baby, I loooove the burning in the throat.

"Ahh, Sasuke, the over-cursing type when drunk." He chuckled. "Well, I don't know. But you seem like the guy to catch her when she breaks down and shit like that."

"But she doesn't even fucking like me!" I said. Man, am I that easily drunk?

Fuck yeah babe, we are.

'Drunk or not you fucking creep me out.'

"Hmm… You guys just go well together." Itachi smirked. "I just know it."

"You fucking little…" I stopped when he got my empty glass and placed them on the sink. I let out a pout. "H-hey, I was enjoying that! Fucking bitch!"

"You curse too much." Itachi poked my forehead. "Mom should never, ever find out about this."

"I have fucking blackmail material." I smirked.

"Do that and I tell mom about your cursing habits." He smirked back.

"Fuck you. She's gonna get mad at you making me drink." I pouted.

"Do that and I'll have blackmail material of mom shoving soap down your dirty mouth." Itachi grinned.

Oh, fuck. Itachi is soooooo awesomeshit!

"Fuck you!" I flipped a finger, feeling a buzz in my head.

"I love you, too, otoutou!" He grinned and waved. I grunted and slammed the door and plopped myself onto my bed.

You know, since onii-chan knows so much about this kind of thing, maybe we should ask for some tips on how to get Sakura!

'No fucking way. I am not gonna lose my man pride to him.'

Hmm, fine. Let him know more and eventually get to Sakura first…

'Damn, no way!'

"ITACHI!" I yelled. He opened the door and grinned.

"You called, otouto?" He said.

"You were expecting this." I sat up. "You sneaky bitch."

"Well, I do plan ahead." Itachi sat beside me. "So, what do you want to know?"

"I…" I sighed. "I want to know how to impress Sakura, no duh."

Itachi gave me a smile. "Of course you do." He looked around. "But before that, tell me what happened between the two of you during your little study date."

"IT WASN'T A DATE!" I retorted. I pouted and crossed my arms and told him all about last Friday night.

I ended up ranting to him about everything that happened with Sakura. Not only the da—the homework doing session, but also about the expressions I see in her eyes and stuff.

"I mean it's either I am totally delusional that I think I see those expressions, but, seriously!" I said, waving my arms around.

"She's definitely the fragile type." Itachi said. "Fragile, but tries to keep an image up."

"Well…"

"And you said she seemed like a sucker for musically inclined guys, right?" Itachi smirked. "That, otoutou, is a big advantage for you."

"Really?" I mused. Advantage? I can make her fucking like me? HOLY SHIT!

You, Sasu-babe, are a fucking idiot, you know that?

'Fuck you!'

"Well you did say that she seemed to be a sucker for musically inclined dudes…" Itachi sighed. "She also seemed to really like Ekusasuchi23 on YouTube who, may I remind you, happens to be you. And you said that she showed her soft side to you, then started to get cocky again when she was going to go home. She, oblivious little brother, has a thing for you."

"So I need to fucking serenade her in front of the whole school to make her fall for me?" I said, my eyes slowly closing. I was beginning to become a little sleepy.

"No, that's too fast." He said. "Besides, the people there might go whack. And she might dump you in front of the whole student body."

"Fuck the student body!" I yelled. Itachi laughed.

"I say you take it slow. During your study dates. Show her your kind, music-loving sides." Itachi pushed me down the bed. "But now, you sleep. Tomorrow, mom comes home and I don't want her to hear you over-curse."

"F-fuck you, Itaaaaaaaachi-nii-chaaaaan…" I yawned. I heard him chuckle.

"You're welcome, otoutou." I heard him say before closing the door.

'Sakura…'

I drifted off to a blissful, cherry-blossom filled sleep.


EDITED: Changed some of what Itachi called Sasuke (Aniki to Otoutou)

Thanks to XxStarLitxX for pointing this out.

I knew ANIKI meant big brother. I just have no idea why I used aniki as a reference to Sasuke (Lol was I drunk? XD Nahhh)

There you have it! And oh, I am working on the next chapter, BTW (which is almost done yay!). I have the plots planned down, too! More SasuSaku will already come (finally XD)

Oh, and, again, I'll be out whole May (SUCK!). So that means I have to finish most of this by April. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN.

And I know that in this story, not all characters are as screwed up as they should be. Some didn't even change. But IDK. That's how I see it. Of course, because that's how I really planned it in the first place. For me, some characters don't really need to change. Which is WHY I am having difficulty on choosing which character would be the antagonist here, or the "Obsessed Sakura Fan" that would challenge Sakura. I turned Karin to a goody-two-shoes, but I can't seem to pick any Naruto guy character to really challenge Sasuke. Well, I mean I have a few for the next chapter (wait and see who they are!), but they won't be the main problem, you get? So, I'm thinking: OCs. I don't want to turn the goodies into baddies. I have no idea why. And I can't think of who, either. So there will be OCs. Two, at least. One guy, one girl (see, told ya I have the plots planned out). So I hope it's okay with you guys.

Don't worry, I know the big roles of the OCs in the story *winkwink*

Anyways, wait for chapter 8!

And sorry for the confusing chapters *sweatdrop*

Enjoy!