I'm Where? I'm What?

Lucky D: I'm really getting into the groove of summer. I always seem to want to write for this story too! Plus, having nothing to do until I go over to Embrace the Awesomeness' house and then my birthday with my vacation right after that probably helps too. I'm going to try to get out as many chapters for this story before I become too busy. After all, in July I have a Band Camp for a whole two weeks! Then school starts early of course. Plus, Awesomeness is moving to a whole other state which sucks. Anyway, I'm going to stop throwing all of my troubles onto ya'll and get on with the chapter. I do not own Hetalia.

Warning: Young Readers Reading This, Be Cautious. This Story Can Get A Little Dirty and Contains Cuss Words. It May Also Contain Lemons, If I Can Get A Friend To Do That For Me!


"What do you mean you don't remember me?" Janae pushed Italy off of her very gently. As much as she wanted to continue what she started with him, Jailon was more important right now. She may have felt he was kind of annoying some times, but he was still a good friend.

"I'm sorry, Miss. I have no idea who you are. Are you one of the girls who were sent here from another world? How was I in Hetalia? I'm Pakistan by the way."

Janae was now even more confused. She didn't remember Pakistan ever being in Hetalia, but she knew that other countries were implied in the show. Hell, she met the Koreans, and she was pretty sure they were never in any Hetalia show she watched.

"You're… Um… Amazing! One of my favorite characters actually!" Janae, using all of her master lying skills, knew that Jailon would fall for it. Everyone usually did. The way he smiled gave her the clue that he believed her.

"Come on, Italy. Let's give these two lovebirds some room. At least until Switzerland gets here, and that's when things will get interesting!" Janae pulled Italy out of the room, ignoring the blushes coming from poor Jailon and Liechtenstein. Besides, she needed to get some sleep.


Michelle cuddled into her very warm pillow. She nuzzled her head into an open space, and dang was this pillow shaped weird. Panic started to arise, and quickly she tried to get up only to be brought right back down and pulled closer to her pillow. Remembering how pillows are not able to do anything like that, she turned and looked into deep black eyes. Tensing, she only relaxed when she noticed it was Russia. But Russia didn't have black eyes…

"Ivan, I hope you don't mind me asking, but why are your eyes black?" A silence crawled around them, and Michelle noticed how Russia's eyes widened before pulling away from her slightly. Scrunching her nose from the warmth leaving, she watched as Russia sat up slightly.

"You trust me, Da мой подсолнечник?" Russia seemed to lean closer to her, his black eyes roaming everywhere one her face.

"Da, Ivan…" His eyes only seemed to get blacker and deeper as the words left her mouth. One second later, she found herself pinned under a growling Russia nuzzling into her neck. Well, this day was getting even more confusing…


Brie groaned aloud as she sat up on her bed to stretch. After that surprisingly romantic moment with Germany the other night, he had walked her to her room in a very gentlemanly fashion. He also kissed her on the hand before saying goodnight in German and walked away. She was pretty sure he didn't act like that in the show… He never acted like that in the show! He was almost always troubled with women! Did he somehow turn into a lady killer overnight!?

Shaking her head to be rid of the thoughts, she looked over to the side and let out a breath she didn't know she was holding in. The book was still there meaning no one took it while she was sleeping… At least she hoped Janae and Michelle didn't sneak into her room like they used to do, and knowing those two, if they saw a book it would immediately be theirs no matter who was holding said book. All the book had to do was look interesting, and seconds later it would either be in Janae's hands or Michelle's.

Her thoughts reminded her, that even though Michelle and Janae might take the book, she would have to show it them. It was only right to her two best friends, and besides she wanted to ask Michelle if Russia had been acting weird lately, like his eyes changing color. It was too soon to ask Janae since she just really met Italy in person, and it took Janae longer to put her heart in someone's hands. Also, Brie was pretty sure Italy was kind of scared of her friend.

Dressing out of her Avenger PJ's, she quickly changed, grabbed the book, and ran out of her room with only one thing in mind. To get to the bottom of this.

*Elevator Music Plays While Brie Tries to Find Her Friends*

Where the HELL are they!? I've checked everywhere except… Their rooms… God, I'm such an idiot! Hurrying to Michelle's room first, she quickly burst through the door about to shout when she tensed up, shocked.

Michelle was pinned down by Russia on her white, fluffy carpet, and he was slowly nuzzling into her neck. Michelle had her eyes closed, and her lips slightly parted as Russia leaned in to slightly place a lingering kiss on her neck. Okay, time to intervene!

"RUSSIA, GET OFF OF HER! I'm very glad you took a liking to my 'sister', but Janae hasn't given you her blessing! She would kill you!" She stated as she pushed Russia away and pulled Michelle from his grasp.

A growl escaped Russia's mouth as he realized what was being taken away from him. As he reached to get Michelle back, Brie was already leaving the room with his sunflower, leaving Russia to contemplate what was going on with him.

"I can't believe you! Just be glad it wasn't Janae who burst in! You know how overprotective she can get of people who she cares about!" Looking back, Brie saw Michelle nod slightly with a heavy blush on her face. Making sure the youngest of the trio didn't see, Brie smiled lightly at her sister's growing feelings.

"Now, come one. I'm going to get Janae," Brie almost smirked at the fearful look on Michelle's face before she continued. "And then, I am going to show you two what I've found!"


Germany slid a hand down his face in frustration. His little angel, otherwise known as Brienna, was making him feel feeling he wasn't used to. He turned so his face was to the pillow and growled.

"I need to get myselv together! No use trying to make zenze of the impossible!" Sitting up, he decided that it was time to train. It would most likely be the only way to vent out his frustration anyway. Pushing himself off his bed, he was about to change clothes when his brother waltzed into his room.

"It is I, the AWESOME Prussia! I have come to my bruder's aid to help win over his girl and-"Prussia was cut off by Germany hitting him in the back of the head. Rubbing the hurts spot, he glared at his brother. How dare he try to hit his awesome self, but he needed to let that go so he could teach his brother the wonders of getting the girl.

"Come on bruder! Lassen Sie mich eine Lektion lernen Sie!" Prussia winced as he let out some German words. His brother knew that whenever the awesome Prussia would start to speak German, it would mean he cared, hated you, was nervous, or was trying to pick up a girl. Germany quickly eliminated the stupid ones.

"Fine… Go on."

"ALRIGHT! First step to getting the girl, see her naked!"

Prussia wasn't able to stop his brother from punching him in the face.


Lucky D: Well, how'd you like it!? I know it wasn't that long, but-

Princess Ve: You can now start Chapter 6! Since we left for Chapter 5, we knew had to make up for it in Chapter 6!

Lucky D: Um… Guys, I-

Embrace the Awesomeness: What's the delay, Luck! Start Chapter 6 so they can finally read more of the story! We were late because we had some errands to run! You can't start add more to the story without us!

Lucky D: I already-

ETA and Ve: START THE STORY-

Lucky D: I ALREADY DID CHAPTER 6! IN FACT, WE'RE ALREADY ON CHAPTER 9!