KILLER BEARS: IZZY, MIKE, ZOEY, BRIDGETTE, TRENT, DUNCAN, HEATHER, CODY, COURTNEY, NOAH & KATIE.
SCREAMING BADGERS: GWEN, BRICK, DAWN, SADIE, LINDSAY, TYLER, ANNE MARIA, ALELANDRO, EVA, GEOFF & JO.
The Good-Guys Strike Back!
"Last time on Total Drama Recall…" Chris announced as he stood beside Chef. "The Bears faced off against the Badgers in-"
"Chris, you haven't been recapping the previous episode since last season." Chef narrowed his eyes at the raven haired host. "What are you up to?"
"Nothing!" Chris snickered. "Now… Last time on Total Drama Recall, Zoey and Sadie went head-to-head in a scuba diving challenge, which saw Sadie claim victory… with a little help from the opposition. That's right, Zoey – We know what you did!" Chris added, still standing firmly outside of the two cabins. "For today's challenge, the two teams will have to participate in another throw-back mash-up challenge! This throw-back challenge is brought to you by Total Drama Action AND Revenge of the Island!" He revealed, as Chef smiled. "As there are eleven campers left on each team, I thought it only fair to make them participate in a combat challenge! Not guessed what the challenge is yet? Well… each team has to defend their allocated headquarters. The team to infiltrate and take over their enemy layer will gain victory!"
"Uh… Nice challenge and all, but, why are we standing outside the cabins at 6 A.M. in the morning?" Chef grumbled. "I mean, I'm fine with being up early, but just standing here is wasting my valuable time."
"Relax, Chefmeister. The reason we're standing out here is because I'm about to wake them up in proper soldier style." Chris explained, as Chef pulled an approving facial expression. "So… Without further ado…" Chris continued, before pulling out a large horn. "Three… two… one…" He uttered, before holding down on the horn. Needless to say, Chris' antics caused many an angry cussing, groaning and moaning from the cabins.
Soon enough, the campers had all managed to traipse themselves out of the cabins, prompting Chris to let go of the horn.
"… Why would you do that?" Bridgette moaned, rubbing her eyes. "It's six in the morning!"
"Yes, it is." Chris responded. "And what better a time to announce your next challenge?"
"Uh, how about some time after ten? Yeah, that sounds alright." Noah uttered, still half asleep.
"Guys, I don't see what the problem is." Brick spoke up. "I get up at this time every day and it hasn't done me any harm."
"Depends what you mean by 'harm', Lieutenant Bed-wetter." Jo snickered from beside him.
"Now, now, be gentle, you two." Chris teased the two enemies. "Now, who wants to know what today's challenge is?"
"Is it optional?" Courtney inquired, raising her hand. "If it is, then I'd rather not."
"No. It's not optional." Chris frowned as Courtney smirked. "In today's challenge, each team will be allocated their team Head-quarters, or 'HQ' if you rather." He explained. "Your mission today will be to defend your HQ, while trying to infiltrate your enemy team's layer."
"Finally, a challenge that will incorporate my athleticism." Jo smirked as she folded her arms.
"One more thing, you will each have to elect a leader, and a second-in-command." Chris explained.
"I volunteer." Brick grinned at the thought of leading his team to victory. "This is just what my training-"
"Oh, did I say you have to elect team leaders? Sorry. I meant I have to elect team leaders." The sadistic host chuckled. "Let's see… second-in-command for the Bears will be… Duncan!"
"EXCUSE ME?" Courtney huffed. "You're electing Duncan as our second-in-command?!"
"Uh, yeah." Chris uttered. "And you, Courtney, are team leader."
"I'm sorry. She's what?" Heather inquired. "I should be team leader. I've made it to the final three twice!"
"… And have never once achieved first place." Chris snickered. "Courtney's team leader, end of conversation, Heather. Now, Badgers, your second-in-command will be… Alejandro."
"Only second-in-command? You've got to be kidding me." Alejandro sighed. "I guess it'll have to do."
"And your team leader will be… Let's see… who here is a worthy leader… Lindsay!" Chris announced, to the shock of the Screaming Badgers.
"Oooh! Yay!" Lindsay smiled, clapping her hands. "Admiral Lindsay, Her Hotness, at your service!"
"… We're doomed." Jo rolled her eyes, as Alejandro's jaw dropped.
"So you're saying that Lindsay deserves to be the leader, but I do not?" Alejandro frowned. "This is a-"
"Now, now, Al, don't be like that. You're under Admiral Lindsay's command now." Chris chuckled, as Lindsay glared at him.
"H-hm." Lindsay coughed, prompting Chris to roll his eyes.
"My apologies, Al, you're under the command of Admiral Lindsay, Her Hotness." Chris sighed, as Lindsay smiled. "Now for the HQ's… Last night, our crew spent hours creating these bases. Badgers, your headquarters is right at the very top of Mount. Wawanakwa, Bears, your Headquarters is at the very bottom. To prevent giving the Badgers an unfair advantage, they're getting air lifted to the top of the mountain so that they don't make any route-plans on the way up."
"This is gonna be AWESOME!" Tyler cheered.
"Hold your horses." Chris stopped the cheers of the helpless Jock. "In their headquarters, each team will find weapons to use in combat. Now, feel free to cheer."
"WOOOOH!" Geoff fist pumped the air. "Bears, you are going down!"
"Not if I have anything to say about it." Bridgette smirked at the pink-clad Party-guy.
"Isn't this so exciting, Mike?" Zoey smiled.
"Yeah… thrilling." Mike, a-k-a Scar, flashed a fake smile. The sooner redhead over here leaves, the better.
Soon enough, the Badgers' plane arrived at the beach, with Chef in the driving seat.
"Uh, how did he get in the plane? He was standing right beside you a couple of minutes ago…" Cody inquired, confused.
"The magic of television, that's how." Chris answered. "Now, Badgers, are you getting in or what?"
With that, Alejandro, Anne Maria, Lindsay, Tyler, Dawn, Gwen, Brick, Sadie, Eva, Jo and Geoff climbed aboard the airmobile.
"Ready for take off in three… two… one…" Chef announced through the speakers. Right after uttering '…one…', Chef started to fly the plane up to the top of the mountain.
"Now that they're away, you can get going to your base." Chris said, turning to look at the Killer Bears.
After Chris' statement, many of the Bears moaned about the fact that they had to walk whereas the Badgers got airlifted.
ON THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN
"So, how much do you think the producers shelled out to build the two bases?" Duncan asked Courtney in bid to make conversation.
"Five hundred, maybe a thousand…" Courtney uttered in response, not seeming particularly interested.
"Yeah, you're probably right." Duncan nodded. "So… you're the leader, got any plans?"
"Yeah, I've got something in mind… Why do you ask?" Courtney replied.
"No reason…" Duncan uttered. "So… It's been a while since we've talked properly…"
"Yeah…" Courtney turned to face Duncan. "… and we all know why that is." She then turned to walk away, leaving Duncan, once again, feeling rather foolish.
CONFESSIONAL
COURTNEY: "I've got Duncan wrapped around my little finger. Let's just wait and watch his world crumble around him. Then, maybe, he'll feel how I felt."
"I can't believe we're already a third of the way in! We're almost at the merge!" Zoey smiled at who she thought was Mike. "Maybe I'll do as good as last time, maybe I'll do even better! Maybe we'll do even better!"
"Hah, yeah, maybe we will." Scar chuckled.
CONFESSIONAL
SCAR: "The sooner I get her eliminated, the better. That will well and truly crush Mike… should he ever rear his head again, which, if I have anything to say about it, he won't."
"Wait a second, there's something different about you…" Zoey narrowed her eyes, as Scar's eyes widened. "… Your personalities haven't shown up recently, apart from that minor appearance from Vito during the boat challenge."
Scar let out a chuckle, "Yeah, I did notice that! I just didn't want to say anything in case I jinxed it."
"Oh, well I'm sure they're gone for good this time." Zoey smiled. "Now I've got you all to myself!"
CONFESSIONAL
SCAR: "Bleurgh!"
"So, Owen got eliminated last night." Heather spoke up as she and Katie were walking to their base. "And Chris happened to mention that he was eliminated through the use of the special cards. Anything you'd care to share with me?" She then narrowed her eyes, making Katie feel anxious.
"I, like, thought you'd be proud of me showing my initiative…" Katie sighed. "I eliminated the one behind the alliance. I thought that without their leader, they'd fall apart… I guess I got it wrong…"
Heather was rather proud of her protégé, but she couldn't let it show. She wouldn't want the apprentice thinking that she had outsmarted the master. "Now, now, don't get too carried away just yet. I think your move might actually pay off in due time."
"Really?" Katie's voice sounded perkier than before. "So you're not gonna get me eliminated tonight?"
"Of course not!" Heather chuckled mischievously. "After all, what good is a three person alliance in a team as big as ours?"
"Eeeeep!" Katie squeaked, clapping her hands excitedly.
"Calm down already!" Heather snapped. "We don't want to raise anyone's suspicions, now go do what you usually do, gush about the colour pink or something to Cody."
CONFESSIONAL
HEATHER: "She may be lacking in the common sense department, but I've got to hand it to her, she's learning."
CONFESSIONAL
KATIE: "I like, so totally do not just talk about the colour pink all the time." She huffed, rolling her eyes. "… But don't these shoes just go great with my shorts?! They're so pink, and cute!"
"What on earth is wrong with Izzy?" Bridgette asked Trent, bewildered at the redhead's behaviour. "I mean, sure, she's lost her boyfriend, and she's crazy, borderline psychotic on the average day, but she's just being so… odd?"
"I know what you mean. Everyone thought I was crazy because I liked the number nine, but Izzy… I think she's been clinically diagnosed with all sorts." Trent replied. "But she doesn't seem crazy today, more like a hormonal teenager."
"I just don't understand how anyone can sing 'My Heart Will Go On' for an hour straight without getting tired." Bridgette and Trent chuckled.
"Let's just hope she brought a Celine Dion standee with her. That would really freak out Duncan!" Trent added, as Izzy burst in between the pair.
"NEAR… FAR… WHEREVER YOU ARE, I BELIEVE THAT THE HEART DOES… GO OOOOOOOON!" Izzy sang, or rather screamed, out.
"Izzy, do you mi-" Trent began, only to be interrupted with the ginger's singing.
"ONCE… MORE…" Izzy screamed.
"Great…" Bridgette sighed.
"…YOU OPEN THE DOOR." Izzy continued to sing Celine Dion, but Trent and Bridgette managed to block it out, much like the majority of their team.
AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN
"Oh my god!" Lindsay squealed. "Is that Selena Diane? She's one of my favourite music painters in the whole wide world!"
"If by 'Selena Diane', you mean Celine Dion, then I'm pretty sure you're correct." Alejandro answered the blonde. "Oh, and by the way, they are called artists, not painters."
"I guess that makes sense. Who'd want to paint music?" Lindsay began to narrow her eyes. "Can you even paint music? Tyler, paint me music, please!"
"Some people are without hope…" Alejandro uttered to himself, trying to hold back his laughter.
"I hope I am not one of those people." Anne Maria spoke up from behind the Latino teen.
"Of course not, my bronze beauty!" Alejandro chuckled nervously. "What would make you say such a thing?"
"Just testing…" Anne Maria uttered, lifting her head away from Alejandro, who had just kissed the Jersey Shore reject's hand. "So what plans do you have for the next elimination?"
"None as of yet." Alejandro answered. "I have only one plan."
"And that is…?" Anne Maria questioned.
"The only plan I have is to take you to the final two with me." Alejandro explained, causing Anne Maria to swoon.
CONFESSIONAL
ALEJANDRO: "Just like putty in my hands."
"I sure do hope the weaponry used in today's challenge is not like that of the seagull guns that were used in previous seasons." Dawn sighed as she, Sadie and Gwen stepped out of the plane Chef had used to transport their team to the top of the mountain. "Those guns were in clear violation of animal rights."
"No offence, Dawn, but what aspect of this show is even the tiniest bit animal friendly?" Gwen responded to the moonchild's worries.
"I guess you're right…" Dawn sighed. "I just hope that Chris has seen the light and chosen not to exploit poor, helpless animals for the trivial purpose of using them as ammunition in a gun."
With this, Gwen couldn't help but let out a laugh. "I'm sorry. Chris, see the light? You're joking… right?"
"Quite the contrary, Gwen." Dawn simply replied, as Gwen pulled herself together. "I do not find animal cruelty to be a humorous subject."
"Neither do I, but seriously, Chris? Showing remorse? That will never happen." Gwen responded.
CONFESSIONAL
GWEN: "Dawn's a friend, but if she seriously thought that there was even the littlest of chances that Chris would show that he has a heart, she's sadly mistaken."
"Out of the way, Brick for brains." Jo snarled as she pushed Brick aside. "In case you haven't noticed, we've got a challenge to win."
"There is no need to be so hostile, Joanna!" Dawn furrowed her brow. "We are all members of the same team, so I would thank you to keep your negative attitude to yourself."
"Excuse me?" Jo raised her eyebrows. "What does my attitude have to do with you, little miss tree hugger?"
"I was just saying that it would be better for our team morale if you did not act in such a hostile manor towards your fellow teammates." Dawn explained, Sadie looking rather intimidated as she stood by her moonchild friend.
CONFESSIONAL
JO: "Okay, so maybe I have been treating my team-mates quite badly." Jo began. "But the way I've been taught since I was a kid was that if you wanted to get something or somewhere in life, you had to show whoever stood in your way who was boss. I guess I could loosen up a little… But don't hold me to that!"
"Okay, okay. So I'll lay off the cadet. Happy?" Jo grunted.
"Most definitely." Dawn smiled, as Jo gave a scowl her way.
CONFESSIONAL
DAWN: "I hope I didn't come across as too pushy, but I feel that the way Jo has been treating us lately has been uncalled for to say the least."
Once all eleven campers of the Screaming Badgers had stepped off of the plane, they met Chris, who had driven up the mountain on his quad bike.
"Screaming Badgers, welcome to today's challenge!" Chris greeted the unimpressed team. "As you know, today's challenge will involve battling the other team, whilst simultaneously protecting your team base." Chris added. "Your team leader will allocate you all weapons and the roles you will play, so… without further ado, I give you…" He paused for dramatic effect as the plane that had dropped off the campers appeared again – this time carrying a fully built team quarters for the Badgers. "… Your team base!"
Everyone was shocked at the sight of this building, as it looked like Chris and the production team had shelled out a lot of money to produce one, let alone two of bases.
"… You mean… you actually spent money?" Gwen asked, still in a state of confusion.
"You got that right!" Chris grinned. "Now… if you'd like to come inside?" He added, gesturing for the campers to enter the shiny base.
Once inside, anyone who was not in a state of shock or confusion now was. Upon one of the walls, there were many weapons – to be precise, there were three large guns that used leeches as ammunition, eight slightly smaller guns with green paintballs as ammunition, five slingshots with a range of tennis and snooker balls to go with them, and seven smoke bombs.
On the other walls was a mixture of items, such as: telescopes, air horns, binoculars, megaphones, torches and other such objects.
"Uh… Chris… why do we need torches? The challenge is in broad daylight…" Jo narrowed her eyes as she examined the room.
"Yeah, you're right. It is daylight… for now." Chris' tone was beginning to sound more and more sinister by the minute. "Your challenge will be taking place for twenty four hours. The challenge will only be stopped before the timer is up if one team manages to infiltrate their enemy's layer. If not, however, the team with the most players left unscathed will receive three points; the other team will receive one point, the team with a member closest to the opposite base will receive three points; the other will receive one, and finally, the team with the least amount of damage to their base will receive three points, and-"
"The other team will receive one point. We get it." Alejandro sighed, rolling his eyes. "Can we just get this challenge started? If we're not going to be eating for the foreseeable, then I should think it best if we get it over and done with."
"As much as we'd like to see you starve, Al, we received complaints when we voiced this challenge to the producers about the health of you all, so we have provided you with ration packs." Chris sighed as he pointed to a large case labelled 'Rations'. "… Have fun."
"Also, as you can see, there is a large circular desk in the centre of the room, this will project a hologram of the battle-field, aka the mountain, once the challenge has begun." Chris announced, he then began to snicker, before heading out of the base, leaving the Badgers to their own devices.
"Now, as I am a worthier commander than your current leader, I shall allocate your roles." Alejandro began rather smugly. "Anne Maria, you shall be the Look-Out from within." He announced, pointing to a window with a telescope positioned at it. "Tyler, you will be Look-Out from outside." He said, pointing to a metal ladder that leads to the roof.
"Hang on a second, who said that you could decide the roles?" Jo snarled.
"Yeah!" Eva frowned. "I believe our host with the most left Lindsay in charge on that front."
"Fine! Let Little Miss Air Head be in charge, what do I know?" Alejandro snapped.
"Yay!" Lindsay cheered. "Uh, Brody, you can be the lead shooter person, with Eve." She announced. "You can have two paint shooter things each!"
"Alright!" Eva grinned, high-fiving the blonde leader. "Nice one!"
"Diane, you can be our 'Look-Out' from the top of the base, because I know you don't like violence and army stuff and shooting and pew pew pew." Lindsay said, mimicking the sound of a gun. "Anna Marie you can stay with what Alan said."
"Woopee." Anne Maria sighed nonchalantly as she filed her nails.
"Sally, you can be a defending person!" Lindsay smiled to Sadie. "You can have a big leach gun and a slingshot." Sadie felt proud of her role, as she went to collect her weapons. "Geoff," Lindsay added.
"Finally, she gets someone's name right." Alejandro sighed under his breath.
"You, Jay and Gina will be back-up soldiers with a paintball shooter each!" Lindsay announced. "And now, Tyler, you shall be a defender like Sally."
After Lindsay had announced everyone's roles, they collected their allocated weapons, and helped themselves to the leftovers.
RECAP: TEAM ROLES & WEAPONS.
LINDSAY: 'Admiral', no weapons.
ALEJANDRO: Second in Command, no weapons.
TYLER: 'Defender', leach gun, slingshot.
SADIE: 'Defender', leach gun, slingshot.
BRICK: 'Lead Shooter Person' #1, two paintball guns, one smoke bomb.
EVA: 'Lead Shooter Person' #2, two paintball guns, two smoke bombs, one slingshot.
GEOFF: 'Back-up Soldier' #1, one paintball gun, two smoke bombs, one slingshot.
GWEN: 'Back-up Soldier' #2, one paintball gun, two smoke bombs, one slingshot.
JO: 'Back-up Soldier' #3, one paintball gun, one leach gun, one smoke bomb.
ANNE MARIA: Inner-Look-Out, no weapons.
DAWN: Outer-Look-Out, no weapons.
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN
Chris had introduced the Killer Bears to their team base, and had showed them the table, telescopes and weapons. "Now, the challenge will begin in five minutes, so get ready."
"As team-leader, I dub myself Captain, and grant myself the ability to use one of the three leach guns – any objections?" Courtney began, looking around the base at her team. "Good. Now, Duncan, you are dubbed 'Second in Command' and will receive one weapon – a slingshot."
"WHAT?" Duncan exclaimed. "All I get is a measly slingshot?"
"Yes. You will be in the base for the majority of the challenge, so there is no need to waste any of our weapons on you." Courtney replied. "Bridgette, you will be our look out from within the base, Noah, you will be our look-out from above."
"Got it." Noah groaned, Bridgette, however, was happier with her role.
"Zoey, is there any chance you can get in touch with your inner Commando for this challenge?" Courtney asked the redhead indie chick.
"Of course, no problem." Zoey smiled, as Courtney rolled her eyes.
CONFESSIONAL
COURTNEY: "Don't get me wrong, I hate how Zoey can just excel at any challenge she puts her skills into – well, barring the underwater challenge – but we could use her talents to our gain."
"Great, then you're on our front line. Let's see, who is tough enough to be there with you…?" Courtney examined her team-mates, when her eyes came upon someone that would make Duncan truly jealous. "Trent."
"Uh, me?" Trent asked, confused. He'd always thought that Courtney had a disliking for him.
"Yeah, you, you're the only Trent here." Courtney sighed. "… and Izzy."
Izzy was unusually quiet as her head hung. "... For Owen…" Izzy muttered as she raised her head. "FOR OWEN!"
"Alright then, for Owen." Courtney raised her eyebrows at the psycho hose beast. "You will be joined by Heather and Mike. Katie, Cody, you two are the defenders or guards, if you'd like, of the base. Oh, and as I'm not a complete control freak, I'll let you choose your own weapons…"
"How come I don't get to choose my own weapons, Princess?" Duncan questioned the ex-CIT.
"If I remember correctly, we've already discussed this…" Courtney rolled her eyes at the delinquent. "Now, get to your positions, everyone."
RECAP: TEAM ROLES & WEAPONS.
COURTNEY: 'Captain', one leach gun.
DUNCAN: Second in Command, one slingshot.
ZOEY: 'Front Line Soldier' #1, one leach gun, one paintball gun, one smoke bomb.
TRENT: 'Front Line Soldier' #2, one paintball gun, one slingshot, one smoke bomb.
IZZY: 'Front Line Soldier' #3, two paintball guns, one slingshot, two smoke bombs.
HEATHER: 'Front Line Soldier' #4, two paintball guns, one smoke bomb.
MIKE: 'Front Line Soldier' #5, one paintball gun, one slingshot, two smoke bombs.
KATIE: Guard/Defence #1, one paintball gun.
CODY: Guard/Defence #2, one leach gun, one slingshot.
BRIDGETTE: Inner-Look-Out, no weapons.
NOAH: Outer-Look-Out, no weapons.
"Well, campers…" Chris' voice rang across the island through the use of the loud-speakers situated all over Wawanakwa. "Your challenge will begin in thirty seconds…"
CONFESSIONAL
BRICK: "I-"
JO: "Am-"
HEATHER: "So-"
ALEJANDRO: "Going to-"
COURTNEY: "Win this thing!"
"Three… Two… One… the challenge has started!" Chris exclaimed through the loud speakers.
(KILLER BEARS: BASE)
"Right, Trent, Heather and Mike, you three go in and attack the other team, Zoey, use your athletic skills and try and infiltrate the enemy base, and Izzy… just be yourself and I'm sure you'll be fine." Courtney began her pep talk. "Cody, Katie, you stay near the base at all times, Bridgette and Noah, you know what to do."
"Izzy is in her element." Izzy uttered, narrowing her eyes, before running out of the door and into the forest at her fastest pace.
"With Izzy on our side, I don't think it's possible for us to lose…" Trent chuckled.
"Enough chat, GO GO GO!" Courtney exclaimed, gesturing her team-mates to get out and do the challenge.
(SCREAMING BADGERS: BASE)
Lindsay and Alejandro had just ordered their team out, and were now looking at the hologram of the cliff.
"I have an idea!" Lindsay revealed as her eyes widened. "How about, we send them past the tree, along down past the bush that looks like an elephant, and then over the big rock?"
"… I'm sorry… W-What?" Alejandro furrowed his brow. "Do you even know what you're saying?"
"Of course I do!" Lindsay assured the Latino teen. "Or they could just jump off the cliff, swim to shore, and then walk a little bit to the base? That would be much quicker than travelling down the whole cliff."
"Seriously, that's your- Wait! That actually makes sense. Great plan, Lindsay!" Alejandro began to grin.
"Wait plan?" Lindsay asked, whilst playing with her hair.
"Uh… Never mind…" Alejandro sighed, turning away from the dumb blonde and revealing a walkie-talkie from his pocket. He lifted the walkie-talkie to his ear, held a button, and began to speak.
(SCREAMING BADGERS: BATTLEFIELD)
"You want me to WHAT?" Gwen exclaimed into her walkie-talkie. "I don't care if we did it back in season one! I'm not doing it!"
"Not doing what, dudette?" Geoff asked, overhearing the goth girl.
"That manipulative, smug, tanned, annoying Latino Alejandro wants me to jump off of this cliff in order to make a quicker route to the enemy layer!" Gwen revealed.
"That's it? Man, we did that in season one. It's as easy as partying." Geoff chuckled, as Gwen raised a brow.
"Why don't you do it, then?" Gwen smirked, trying to call the party guy's bluff.
"Okay, dudette. But only if you do it, too." Geoff answered, smiling smugly.
"We can't just have three people on the battlefield, though. The other team will have at least five!" Gwen told the Party-Guy.
"Well then, looks like nobody's jumping off then." Geoff uttered, his face looking rather smug as he started to walk off.
"Wait!" Gwen called after the pink-clad, blonde teen. "I guess we could both jump…?"
"That's more like it!" Geoff grinned as he turned around and put his hand on Gwen's shoulder.
CONFESSIONAL
GEOFF: "Gwen is a great girl and all, but don't get me wrong; no one is as amazing as Bridge."
"So… uh…" Tyler tried to break the silence between himself and Sadie, the two defenders for the Screaming Badgers. "… What's happening with you and Katie?"
"Katie? I don't know any Katie's." Sadie uttered, raising her nose in the air.
"Yes you do; the one that embarrassed you on public television." Tyler furrowed his brow, confused.
"… Oh… You mean that Katie." Sadie replied. "She's totally not my BFFFL any more if that's what you mean."
"Okay." Tyler responded, a little confusion on his face. "… But what's a 'BFFFL'?"
"Best Female Friend For Life." Sadie revealed, now looking rather down heartened.
"Oh, okay…" Tyler uttered. "So wait, how can someone not be a 'BFFFL', when you said that it's for life?"
"Things happen, okay! I don't want to talk about it!" Sadie snapped, walking away to another part of the base walls.
CONFESSIONAL
SADIE: "Some people can be like soooo insensitive sometimes!" She sighed. "… Even if they are kind of cute…"
"So… how are things with Duncan?" Geoff asked Gwen as they retraced their steps to return to the top of the mountain. "I mean, you are on different teams, and you barely talk any more."
"… I know…" Gwen sighed. "He's not the person I thought he was…"
"So are you going to end it with him or something?" Geoff asked the goth girl.
"Not quite…" Gwen answered. "Courtney came up with a plan, you can't tell anyone if I tell you, though…"
"Cross my heart and hope to never have another party again!" Geoff uttered, prompting Gwen to chuckle a little.
"Well…" Gwen's chuckle faded into a sigh. "Courtney's been telling me how flirty Duncan acts with her, and she came up with this plan. She persuaded Chef to elect her and Duncan as the two leaders because it would provide more entertainment."
"… Go on…" Geoff uttered, interested in what Gwen had to say.
"Well, she told me that she'll try her best to get Duncan to kiss her to prove what a cheat he is, and how he doesn't deserve any girl…" Gwen revealed, prompting Geoff to raise his eyebrows. "If he kisses her, I'm going to end it with him… If not… then I… I don't know."
"Wow… so you're gonna try and catch him in the act?" Geoff inquired.
"Not really… I've just got to take Courtney's word for it, well, and Chris's." Gwen let out yet another sigh. "You promise you won't tell him if you get there first, right?"
"Yeah, 'course not." Geoff answered the girl.
CONFESSIONAL
GEOFF: "Duncan is going to be so mad with me if he ever finds out I knew about this…"
(KILLER BEARS: BATTLEFIELD)
"I know Courtney said I should try to get in touch with my Commando-Zoey side and jump through the trees to avoid being seen, but I wanted to stay with you and ask you stuff about your personalities…" Zoey told Mike, aka Scar.
CONFESSIONAL
SCAR: "That girl is getting too close to uncovering the truth about me. I guess I'll need to silence her sooner than I intended to."
"Blast away!" Scar smiled, trying to cover up the fact that his eye was twitching slightly.
"Okay, well, first of all, you don't have any explanation for the disappearances of Vito, Manitoba, Chester or Svetlana?" Zoey questioned.
"Um, not that I know of, why?" Mike responded. "Actually, there is one thing…"
"What's that?" Zoey asked, intrigued. "Sorry if I seem nosey, but I'm just concerned."
"It's fine." Mike said, flashing a smile to the redhead. "So anyway, a couple of years ago, my mom told me that my personalities would sometimes go away for quite long periods of time depending on whether I'm truly happy or not, so maybe that's why. After all, I'm extremely happy to be with you."
"Oh, Mike!" Zoey uttered as she hugged her boyfriend. "That is so sweet!"
CONFESSIONAL
ZOEY: "Sweet or not, I don't buy it. There is definitely something going on, and I intend to find out what."
(SCREAMING BADGERS: BATTLEFIELD)
"Do you hear that?" Eva asked Brick, who was trekking the forest alongside her. "It sounds like someone cackling."
"Uh… no?" Brick furrowed his brow.
"He-he-he." Came the voice, this time both Eva and Brick heard it.
"It came from up there!" Eva exclaimed, as she and Brick opened fire at the treetops.
"You'll never catch me alive!" Izzy exclaimed as she leapt from one tree to another. "HA-HA-HA-OH!" She screamed as her leg became tangled in a vine. "… Oh… No…"
"Got'cha now." Brick chuckled, as he fired a single paintball at Izzy, who was hanging upside down by her foot, groaning.
CONFESSIONAL
EVA: "I think I could really get along with Brick, after all, we share similar interests."
"ATTENTION CAMPERS!" Chris' voice echoed. "THE KILLER BEARS ARE A MEMBER DOWN! FIVE TO FOUR"
Meanwhile, Gwen and Geoff had just arrived at the top of the cliff, and were preparing to jump off.
"So… uh… do you want to go first?" Geoff asked the goth girl, who was visibly nervous. "I mean, if you don't, it's fine, I can go first."
"How about we go together?" Gwen suggested. "Well, not together, but at the same time. It'll decrease the chance of us landing on top of one another…"
"Uh, I guess you're right. Let's go together, I-I mean at the same time." Geoff replied, as the both took deep breaths in.
"You ready?" Gwen asked the party dude.
"Ready when you are." Geoff answered.
With that, Geoff and Gwen both ran as fast as they could to the edge of the cliff, where they ultimately jumped.
After about ten seconds of screaming, they both plunged into the water below.
"Th-Th-That w-w-was… AWESOME!" Geoff cheered, shivering in the cold water, as Gwen chuckled.
"I th-think we sh-should get out of this cold w-water…" Gwen chuckled, also shivering due to the water.
Geoff and Gwen then swam to shore, where they made sure their guns were still fit for use.
Upon hearing Alejandro's voice through their walkie-talkies, both Gwen and Geoff through them into the lake, laughing.
(KILLER BEARS: BASE)
"So, Captain Princess… What plans do you have?" Duncan inquired, as he and Courtney stood around the 3-D hologram of the cliff.
"Why should I tell you, Duncan? You might just pass them on to Gwen…" Courtney pouted.
"You know you want to tell me…" Duncan smiled. "And stop bringing Gwen up at every opportunity, she was a mistake."
"A mistake, huh?" Courtney asked. "Well then, why are you still going out with her after two seasons?"
"I… I thought I loved her, but I didn't…" Duncan responded, downhearted.
"Well then… who do you love?" Courtney asked, louring Duncan into her trap.
"Uh, no one. I just told you." Duncan replied, narrowing his eyes.
"No you didn't." Courtney smiled, walking over to Duncan. "All you said was that you didn't love Gwen…"
"Was that not enough?" Duncan asked the former CIT, as she walked closer and closer.
"No, it wasn't… and you know it wasn't." Courtney narrowed her eyes, she was now standing right in front of Duncan.
Outside, Gwen and Geoff were peering in through one of the windows, when Gwen accidentally dropped her gun, alerting Katie and Cody that they were there.
Immediately, Courtney and Duncan stepped away from each other, the latter ordering Cody and Katie to do their job properly.
Geoff quickly raised his gun to shoot, but found out the hard way that it was now unusable due to water damage, and so both he and Gwen were shot at with paintballs and leeches by Katie and Cody.
"Yes!" Katie beamed as she and Cody high-fived.
"No…" Gwen sighed, pulling a leech from her arm.
"IN A SHOCK TWIST OF EVENTS, THE SCREAMING BADGERS ARE NOW DOWN FOUR TO THREE." Chris announced, as Alejandro began to swear in Spanish, throwing his walkie-talkie across the room.
(KILLER BEARS: BATTLEFIELD)
"Remind me, why aren't you going Commando and running through the trees?" Scar asked Zoey, who flashed him a smile.
"I'm not going Commando Zoey because I wanted to walk with you." Zoey smiled.
Suddenly, Scar and Zoey tilted their heads forward, hearing the bushes rustle.
"What was that?" Zoey asked, widening her eyes.
"It was probably just a squirrel or something…" Scar replied, as soon as Jo popped up from behind the bushes.
"Hey! I'm no squirrel!" Jo proclaimed, as she opened fire at Zoey.
CONFESSIONAL
SCAR: "What would Mike do… What would Mike do…?"
Without warning, Scar pushed Zoey out of the way, taking the leeches and paintballs himself as Zoey looked on.
"Run! Hurry!" Scar exclaimed from the ground, as Zoey did what he said, but first, she pulled out her guns and managed to hit Jo when she wasn't looking.
"AAAAAAND THE SCORE BECOMES THREE TO TWO TO THE BEARS." Chris revealed. "ZOEY, TRENT, HEATHER, EVA AND BRICK ARE THE ONLY FIVE FRONT LINE CAMPERS LEFT, MAYBE WE'LL HAVE TO GET OUR DEFENDERS IN AS WELL. THAT'S RIGHT! I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU CODY, TYLER, KATIE AND SADIE!"
(KILLER BEARS: BASE)
"Hey! What did you mean by that?!" Cody frowned at Chris's comment. "I do my bit in the challenges!"
(SCREAMING BADGERS: BATTLEFIELD)
Lindsay had now been singing "Don't Stop Believin'" for the past half an hour, which was making Alejandro and Anne Maria rather frustrated.
"LINDSAY!" Alejandro exclaimed. "SHUT. UP."
CONFESSIONAL
ALEJANDRO: "I don't usually shout at people, it makes it much harder to manipulate them later on. But this… this was necessary."
"What?" Lindsay furrowed her brow. "And that's Admiral Lindsay, Her Hotness to you!"
"Fine, Admiral Lindsay, Her Hotness," Alejandro's eye twitched. "… Can you please... SHUT UP?"
"Wow, some people can be so rude! Am I right or am I right Anna Marie?" Lindsay turned to face Anne Maria, who simply glared at her in annoyance.
"I'm not being rude, but you were murdering that song!" Alejandro snapped, as Lindsay narrowed her eyes.
"Who died and made you Simon Cowell?" Lindsay asked the second-in-command.
"To become Simon Cowell, wouldn't Simon Cowell have had to have died? Your statement made no sense. Usually the ending of that sentence would be a job title or title, not a specific person." Alejandro explained. "ANYWAY, that is irrelevant! Can we PLEASE get back to the task at hand?!"
With that comment, Lindsay lifted up her hand and examined it closely, before tilting her head in confusion.
(SCREAMING BADGERS: BATTLEFIELD)
"So… looks like we're the only two left on our team…" Eva broke the silence that had formed between her and the cadet.
"Looks like it." Brick replied. "There's always Tyler and Sadie, should we be taken out."
"Pfft, you think we'll be taken out?" Eva chuckled, just as a gunshot was heard. "Brick, you alright? You didn't get hit did you?"
"See for yourself…" Brick sighed, turning around. There was a blob of red paint on his chest. In overdramatic style, he fell to the ground, accidentally triggering his own smoke bomb.
"Great." Eva sighed, as she began to fire everywhere, in hopes that one of her many shots would hit whoever was there, and it did. Trent was hit by one of Eva's paintballs. Eva's victory, however, was short lived, as Heather emerged from behind her and shot her in the back.
"Nice try, She-Hulk, but I got both of you. Oh, and Trent, thanks for being a distraction, mwah!" Heather pretended to blow a kiss to Trent, who she was able to see after the smoke from the smoke bomb had cleared.
"LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BRINGING IN THE DEFENDERS, MEANING THAT THE PLAYER COUNT FOR EACH TEAM IS FOUR TO TWO TO THE BEARS."
(KILLER BEARS: BASE)
"So… do you want to just stay here?" Cody asked Katie, presuming that the two members of their team that were currently still in action would be able to take out Tyler and Sadie.
"Uh, yeah." Katie answered, and so the two continued to remain standing outside their base.
(KILLER BEARS: BATTLEFIELD)
"I am so winning this!" Heather kept repeating to herself as she ran uphill. "But wait, I can't do it on my own… where is that redhead when you need her?"
"By 'redhead', I'm assuming you mean me…" Zoey uttered from behind Heather.
"Oh, haha, hey, Zoey…" Heather chuckled nervously. "Fancy winning this challenge?"
"Of course I do…" Zoey narrowed her eyes. "Why wouldn't I?"
"Oh you know, you did fail us the other challenge against Sadie, and look who we're up against now… Sadie!" Heather sneered.
"Oh, ha-ha, just because she doesn't seem the most athletic person doesn't mean she doesn't have her strengths in other areas." Zoey said firmly, prompting Heather to roll her eyes. "Now, can we just get on with the challenge…?"
"Gladly." Heather replied, as she started to run through the forest.
It wasn't long before Zoey and Heather arrived in front of Sadie and Tyler.
"I'm sorry," Zoey uttered as she started to shoot her paintball gun at a nervous Sadie. Needless to say, Zoey hit.
"Ooh, so fast? Something to prove have we?" Heather smirked as Zoey narrowed her eyes. Whilst Heather took her eye off of Tyler, he was able to get her out with a single leech.
"Thanks for that." Zoey uttered, prompting both her and Tyler to chuckle.
"UGH! GET ON WITH IT!" Chris moaned.
With that, Tyler started to open fire on the redhead, but it wasn't enough, as she leapt up into the air. Though his leech trail was hot on the tail of Zoey, she was just able to escape them and landed right beside the hopeless jock. By this time, Tyler had run out of leeches, leaving Zoey no other option but to shoot him with one of hers.
(KILLER BEARS: BASE)
"YES!" Courtney cheered, as the base at the top turned red, meaning that one of her team-members had managed to infiltrate it.
"AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE KILLER BEARS HAVE ONE THIS CHALLENGE!" Chris revealed, to the moans and groans of all of the Screaming Badgers that had been shot at by paintballs and leeches. "SCREAMING BADGERS, I'LL SEE YOU AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY TONIGHT."
"You idiot! If it weren't for you and your lousy leadership skills, we would never have lost this! You are definitely getting eliminated tonight!" Alejandro exclaimed to Lindsay, who looked rather downhearted.
(FAST FORWARD TO ELIMINATION CEREMONY)
"So… Screaming Badgers… I'm not surprised to see you here tonight, you showed awful leadership skills." Chris began the bonfire ceremony, standing behind the oil-tank as per usual. "There are eleven of you left, and only ten marshmallows on this plate. The person that does not receive a marshmallow must report to the dock of shame immediately."
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"YES! IN YOUR FACE LINDS- Wait, what?" Alejandro turned to look at the host, as everyone else began to chuckle. "You can't be serious! Lindsay made us fail the challenge!"
"No, Alejandro! You did!" Lindsay scowled, standing up to the Latino for once. You ordered Greta and Jed to jump off the cliff when they didn't want to, and they broke their guns! That means that you made us lose!"
"Excuse me? I made us lose? And how is that exactly? Also, how did you manage to get seven others to vote with you? WHO VOTED FOR ME?" Alejandro exclaimed, looking to the rest of his team mates. Within seconds, each and everyone of them raised their hand. "W-What?!"
"I did say that over seventy five percent of your team voted for the highest voted camper, and ten out of eleven is over seventy five percent!" Chris chuckled deviously as Alejandro snarled. "Now, Al, the Boat of Losers awaits."
Alejandro reluctantly walked down the dock of shame and boarded the boat of losers. "YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS! I WILL BE BACK!" He exclaimed, as Chef drove the boat to the Playa.
(BEARS CABIN, GIRLS SIDE)
"Hey, wait a second." Heather sat up from her bed, where she was resting. "That sounds like Alejandro… No, it can't be. He said he was sure he'd gotten Lindsay out of the picture for good."
"Hate to break it to you, but that was Alejandro going on the Boat of Losers." Bridgette said as she entered the cabin. "Actually, I don't hate it, because he's a lying, manipulative, deceiving-"
"-Handsome," Heather muttered, as Bridgette simply glared at the raven haired girl.
"Okay, I'll give y-" Bridgette was then again cut off.
"Sweetheart." Heather concluded, looking upset.
"Right, nope. No no no no no. No way. Nuh-uh. Negatory. Not possible. Ne-ver." Bridgette continued to list as many words that meant 'no', but Heather continued to look downhearted.
(SCREAMING BADGERS, BOYS SIDE)
"Wooh!" Geoff cheered. "We're finally rid of that jerk Alejandro!"
"I know! It feels awesome!" Tyler exclaimed.
"I know it's great to get rid of such a jerk, but… there are now only three of us guys, and seven girls on our team. We're quite outnumbered." Brick voiced his worry. "What if they start to gang up on us, you know, pick us off one by one?"
"I'm sure they wouldn't do that… I mean, look at Tyler, they won't eliminate him, he's got Lindsay. And plus, do you really think that Gwen, Dawn and Sadie are the type of people that'd betray us?" Geoff explained.
"Yeah, Linds would never gang up on us… Neither would Gwen, or Dawn or Sadie. I don't know about Anne Maria, Jo and Eva though…"
"ATTENTION, CAMPERS," Chris' voice rang out through the camp, surprising everyone, as he doesn't usually make announcements this late, unless it was a shock elimination, return or challenge. "CAN EVERYONE PLEASE GATHER AT THE MAIN LODGE, I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT."
Everyone groaned at the fact they had to see Chris again, but they all dragged themselves to the main lodge and sat at their team table.
"What is it, Chris? I'm tired and I need to rest." Courtney yawned, trying to keep herself from falling asleep.
"Due to the fact that the Screaming Badgers have a female to male ratio of 7:3, I thought it only fair if we tried to even the teams up slightly." Chris revealed.
"And you're going to do that… how?" Duncan asked.
"By switching Noah here, with Gwen." Chris announced, grinning deviously at the latter.
"Why me?" Noah and Gwen asked in unison.
"Well, Noah, I'm switching you because you're the laziest of your team-mates, and this upheaval will annoy you. Gwen, I'm switching you because, well, let's face it, is it not obvious? Hello! Courtney and Duncan are on that team, duh!"
"Oh, that…" Gwen sighed. "Do I have to?"
"Uh, yeah!" Chris sniggered. "Now, get back to your cabins, and get some of that sleep you needed."
"Great. I'm not only the least athletic guy on my team, I'm the least athletic on my time. Well, excluding Sadie I guess. Fun times." Noah rolled his eyes, as he went to join his new team mates.
"Pardon my intrusion, but I do not regard myself as athletic." Came a soft voice from behind the bookworm.
~ fin ~
(VOTING CONFESSIONALS):
(ALEJANDRO): Lindsay is DEFINITELY going down tonight. That stupid little *****
(ANNE MARIA): I know Alejandro was just using me, why else do you think I'd vote for him?
(BRICK): Well, it looks like most people are voting for Alejandro…
(DAWN): Apparently, Alejandro is a backstabber. I'm not surprised. It's written all over his aura.
(EVA): Good Riddance Alejandro.
(GEOFF): Finally! This looks like Alejandro's finally getting the boot!
(GWEN): Goodbye Alejandro, we won't miss you.
(JO): Lindsay was a terrible leader, but, she was the leader. My vote goes to Alejandro.
(LINDSAY): I vote Alejandro. He needs to go, now!
(SADIE): We have all decided to vote for Alejandro
(TYLER): Finally, that jerk Alejandro is going down!
TOTAL VOTES:
ALEJANDRO 10
LINDSAY 1
22nd: Alejandro
23rd: Owen
24th: Staci
25th: Sierra
26th: Leshawna
27th: Harold
28th: Scott
29th: DJ
30th: Cameron
31st: Blaineley
32nd: Justin
Replies to Reviews!:
Zak Saturday: Uh… okay?
Knifez R Us: Thank you! Yeah, Owen wasn't really a main character in this fic, and didn't really play much of a part, so it was Bye-Bye to the Big Guy!
Munchlax Jr: You dislike Duncan, Courtney and Heather? Well, you'll be two thirds happy by the time the merge comes around. Who will save Mike? Zoey? Dawn? Izzy? Or will he forever be Scar? WHO KNOWS?
Dusty Watermelon: Yeah, the Lindsay/Flower/Izzy thing was to balance out the fact that all that seemed to be happening was manipulation on the bad guys' part. Not this episode though, as one baddie was sent to the Playa! Who doesn't show up often? I try to give screen time to everyone, regardless of their over-all story arc. I know some people like Courtney, Duncan, Alejandro, Lindsay, Mike, Gwen, Dawn and Heather have been receiving lots of spotlight, but I'm hoping to include everyone at some point or another. Thank you for your review:)!
Random: She may, she may not. They're not on the same team, but she may sense something. I might try to get Izzy to do something 'cause she's crazy, and on the same team as Mike. Zoey will also play a role in the Mike/Scar dynamic.
Guest: I'm not putting Duncney in this one, sorry:(. Gwent may happen, though, but I am undecided as of yet. Thank you so much for reviewing!
RedEyedWarrior: Scar (or the Malevolent one, whichever name they assign to him) is in just about everyone's season five fics. I've been planning it for a while, though. He was originally supposed to come about later on, but I changed the elimination order and reasoning, so his storyline has to happen earlier due to *someone's* elimination. Thank you!
Slendie258: Haha, Red, Read. I get it. 'Heather is gonna be Katie', uh? No she isn't:L. Sorry if you had your hopes up that Heather was in fact Katie, but she isn't. Thank you:D!
Colorette (review to chapter two): Did you scroll to the bottom of the page? Sorry:(! Thank you for reading though:D
Beserkerbeast: Thank you!
Thanks for reading! 'Til Next time:D!
