The Things Nick Banned Us to Do

Very first chapter and onward chappies have the disclaimer, notes, warnings, and summary.

So I want to point out one thing!... Wait is with Marvel and New York? I have no problem with New York. Heck, I might to travel there one day, but it's just I noticed that somehow any Marvel movie, show, and other franchise mentions New York or a place near New York.

Spider-Man/Peter Parker lives in New York and so does Tony Stark!

Good ol' Cap is from Brooklyn.

Eh. Doesn't matter anyways.

One more thing. I didn't realize that Tony was referring to Steve at the end of "Age of Ultron" when he said "Like the old man said... together." until I watched the beginning over. *sighs*

So here's the Winter Soldier himself...!


9 - Bucky Barnes

1. Bucky's not allowed to tease Thor by claiming him and Steve dated.

It wasn't a secret of how watchful Bucky was when he saw Thor with Steve. Yet, he had no intentions of breaking them up because he loved seeing his "little brother" happy. In fact, he supported the relationship after seeing the type of person Thor is. He also liked to have fun with the thunder wielder.

The Winter Soldier was in the kitchen on a sunny afternoon, making himself a good ham sandwich. He was cutting up some lettuce just as Sam and Thor came in. He stopped cutting the green veggie to watch Thor go through the fridge and pull out various items. The blonde sat them next to Bucky's items, grabbing two bowls and utensils.

Sam had seated on one of the stools, a cup of juice in front of him. "So, Thor, what are you making this time for Steve?", he asked. Thor gave out a soft chuckle while cutting some carrots. "My beloved has requested for a dish of cut carrots, mayo, chocolate syrup, whipped cream between two slices of rye bread."

The Falcon made a face. "Yuck. I'm glad I can't get pregnant."

"Careful, Sam. You might meet an Asgardian and fall in love with him.", Bucky joked. "Unless you want a little of me first." Sam blushed, choking on his juice while Thor shot Bucky a look. "Barnes! That's just-!" Thor raised an eyebrow at the smug look on the brunet's face. "Brother Bucky, what are you speaking about?"

"Nothing, Thor. Just kind of remembering way back when Steve and I shared a bed."

"As if... just for sleeping?", Sam asked, getting over Bucky's earlier teasing. Bucky shook his head. "We slept after doing some... pillow-biting activities."

"WHAT?! YOU LAID WITH MY ANGEL?!"

Sam gasped and ducked under a table when Thor had threw out the jar of mayo on the ground. Bucky just stood there unfazed. "Yup. Steve and I use to date."

It was a good thing Steve and Natasha had arrived before all hell broke loose for certain.


2. He's not allowed to go into "big bro mood" around Steve.

Today was one of those days when Steve thought it was a day he should hang out with his best friend. Number uno.

Thor had agreed, commenting how Bucky had gotten a bit use to everyone and now could spend some time with Steve since it was a while since they had to do some saving. So that's what the Soldier Duo did. They had agreed on going to a restaurant for lunch and then probably catch a movie later.

Steve had chosen a nice little cafe for the two. And now they were sitting in the said cafe, across from each other.

"I'm just saying, Bucky. I'm not judging, but I really think you should trim your hair just a little. Just a little."

"Steve, I'm not going back short. The military look works for you, but I like the rebel look on me."

"I do, too, Bucky. Just as your friend and your proclaimed brother, I'm just saying to trim it a little."

"What about Thor? He has long untrimmed hair. I know this."

Steve narrowed his eyes. "Don't talk about my man.", he warned before sipping into his caramel latte. Bucky chuckled. "I'm just joking around with you." The blonde gave a playful scoff. "Hm. I bet. Say I'm going to ask for some more napkins since we ran out here.", he announced, standing up. Bucky nodded, watching the other walk over to the counter. He kept an eye on the other, making sure nothing happened. Well, sure enough something did.

As Steve waited for the cashier to come back with napkins, some man had came and started to flirt with the soldier, who wasn't responsive to any of it, and at one point, smacking him on the ass. Without a second of waiting, Bucky was quickly by Steve's side with a protective arm around his shoulders. "Hey! He's taken, buddy.", he growled out.

The man scoffed. "By who? I hope not you." Steve was just about to speak about that, but Bucky beat him to it. "No, not by me. But I assure you the guy he is engage to wouldn't appreciate the flirting you're putting on my brother. As a matter of fact, where he's from they do some drastic things to people like you. So unless you're a bit kinky like that, I suggest you leave." The man just exhaled sharply with a roll of his eyes and left. When he was at a good distance, Steve spoke. "Just like ol' times. Thanks, Bucky."

"Are you okay, Stevie?" The other nodded. "Yeah. He didn't hit me on the butt that hard. Just a little surprised by that."

"Well, to make sure it does happen maybe you should wear..." Bucky trailed off when he realized that Steve's fingers were bare. He blinked, thought for a minute and then looked back up at Steve. "Steve, where's your engagement ring?"

"I don't have one.", the blonde answered in a second. Bucky frowned. "Why not? Doesn't Thor want to marry you?" Steve shrugged. "Well, we are technically married since I lifted Mjolnir and became his mate. I mean I'm having our baby."

"But you're not wearing a ring."

"Thor hasn't given me one yet. I guess... um..." Steve started to blush when he noticed the darkess clouding Bucky's eyes. "Um..." Bucky grabbed his hand while leading him out the cafe. "Come on, we have another talk to get done."

It was later when Thor had found himself proposing to Steve to marry on Earth terms with one of Bucky's specialized guns pointed at his hands. Loki stood in the corner laughing.


3. He's not allowed to throw exploding devices because he's mad at Tony.

"I don't think I'll understand you... ever."

"Sometimes, I don't understand myself.", Clint commented as he climbed from one of the floor vents. "I shock myself in many ways." The archer went over to Bucky's side and starting watching him cut up some lettuce. "Making another one of your famous sandwiches?" Bucky nodded. "Don't judge me."

"I have no room to judge." Tony had then suddenly came into the room with a tablet in his hands. "Hey, I got to show this video of this cat. It's-" He wasn't watching where he going and ended up knocking a cup of orange juice all over Bucky's sandwich making items. It was silent except for heavy breathing and juice spilling onto the floor. Tony's cheeks heated from the accident. "Ooh. Bucky, I'm so sorry." Clint stepped back when he saw Bucky unclip something from his belt. "Oh my... Tony..."

There was a dramatic pause for some music to play in the background.

"Run." And that's what the scientist did. He hauled ass. Bucky chased after them, tossing bombs to him. In the midst of it, many, many things were destroyed.


4. Or throw anyone and anything else either.

"JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES, PUT DOWN THE TABLE!"

"HE RUINED MY SANDWICH! THAT'S MY SANDWICH!"

"YOU WEREN'T EVEN DONE WITH MAKING THE FUCKING SANDWICH!"

"TONY, YOU ARE NOT HELPING!" Steve was trying to stop Bucky from throwing a table at Tony, who was trapped in a corner. Thor and Pietro pinned him down as Sam took the table and placed it back where it belonged. "Okay, Buck. Just calm down. Look I can just go down to the store and buy some more items to make your sandwich. Deal?" Bucky had nodded, still glaring at Tony. "Fine."

Thor and Pietro backed away from him when it seemed safe. Out of nowhere, he grabbed Bruce as he just walked in the room and threw him at the billionaire. Good thing Tony had calmed Bruce down before he Hulked out from shock when he caught him while Steve had gave Bucky a lecture this time.


5. He's not allowed to be around Clint for a long period of time alone.

For once, Clint wasn't coming out the vents. Instead he was walking into the den, dressed in simple blue jeans and a dark grey tee. He had noticed the TV first and how it was playing one of his favorite shows, 'Sherlock Holmes'. He jumped on the sofa from behind and plopped down on it, not noticing Bucky until he spoke up.

"I reckon this is one of your favorite shows?"

"AH!" Clint had fell to the floor from the surprising question. He quickly composed himself when he realized it was just Bucky. "Oh my... can you for once not do that to people?"

Bucky shook his head. "It's funny. I don't think I'm going to stop. Ever."

"Even if-"

"Nope. Now shut up and watch the TV." Not wanting to get more on Bucky's bad side, Clint did just that. Eventually, when the episode was over another show came on, but it was a reality show Clint holds no liking to. So, crossing his arms and getting comfortable on the pillows he fell asleep.

An hour had passed since then. Bucky had too fell asleep. And in doing so, the duo had shifted positions on the couch. Clint ended up laying on Bucky's chest with his hands on the other shoulders while Bucky had his hands on the small of the archer's back. They had slept, comfortably until someone tapped harshly on their heads.

Clint woke up with a start, Bucky ready to shoot whoever it was with his gun he had on him. "What the fuck?!" They looked up to see both Pietro and Sam glaring at them with their arms crossed. "What is your problem?", Clint asked, removing himself from Bucky. He yelped in surprise when Pietro lifted him up and threw him over his shoulder. "What?! Pietro Maximoff! I swear-"

"You need some punishment, archer.", Pietro growled out before speeding out the room. Bucky had looked from the other two leaving and then back at Sam. He didn't look too happy. "What?"

"Nothing. Just know you're getting yours later. I reckon sleeping with both eyes open for a while.", the Falcon warned before leaving. Bucky, sensing the serious threat did sleep with both eyes for a while.


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