H-He-HEY! I'm back! Still slightly sick though, just a cough now. Anyway, I'm trying to updeate at least once a week, so don't think I'm dead. I may be undead, but not completely dead. ^_^

I'm really sorry this chapter's so short but I'm at my friend's house and we have school tomorrow.

On with the story.

"Here," the blonde woman said as she slammed a cup of coffee down on the table in front of me. Despite being handcuffed, I suppossed it was just good nature to give someone coffee, evne though I could see the hatred for me in her amber eyes.

She was certinely beautiful, but not so much my type. I watched as she sat down gingerly in the chair across from me, as she began polishing her gun. As if it were her child, huh...so I'm not the only one with weird fetishes. She prefered guns, and I prefered well...Edward Elric-Mustang.

Just the very thought of him had made mhy pants tighten slightly. I had had a taste and now I was left criving for more of his beautiful, tight, and exotic body. The little bitch thought he was safe, huh? I'd be back for him, and I'll make the Fuhrer watch again.

Make him watch as I fuck his husband's brains out. He should understand as to why I'd want to, he's done it himself. I had never felt something so incredible before, tight, warm, and moist. The longing to fuck him until he's dead rising in my chest, and loins. As soon as I get out of these cuffs.

I smiled at the gun wielding woman and she glared at me.

She can't see the stolen bobby pin in my hands, nor the filled syringe up my sleeve.

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Edward woke up happy for the first time in two weeks. He snuggled in closer to Roy, whose morning erection was sitting in the cleft of his ass, and the covers. Light snores emitted from the older, larger man.*

Edward wove his fingers in between the back of Roy's, whose arms were possevively wrapped around his waist, and hips. Roy's breath and the stubble on his face tickling his neck. Edward pushed back slightly into Roy's hard body, seeking comfort and warmth. Roy was always warm, like a flame, his flame.

"Mmmm...Edward," Roy mumbled in his sleep. Edward hummed in return, Roy slowly waking from the warm embrace of sleep. Roy kissed the nape of Edward's neck, sucking at the already purple mark in an apologetic manner. Edward turned so that their bodies were pressed tightly together.

"Good morning," Edward said sweetly. (As sweet as Edward can get. :P) Roy returned the smile with his own sleepy one. He was just happy it was Sunday and Edward was with him. "I love you Edward," Roy said softly, lifting Edward's chin for a kiss. They broke apart for air and slowly began to rise from their bed. (Slowly but surely.)

Edward stared at Roy for a moment before saying, "you should go shave, you feel like velcro and I'm afraid you may stick to something." Roy nodded, grabbed his dressing gown and headed for the bathroom.

Edward grabbed a pair of Roy's boxers and whipped them on. The boxers hung off his hips loosely, but on Roy they would have fit snuggly and comfortably. Edward couldn't help wearing Roy's underwear, they were so comfortable and smelled like him. Plus when Roy wore them they fit around his cock so awesome that Edward had x-ray vision.

Edward threw on a t-shirt and headed down stairs to start making breakfest for Maes. He bounded down the stairs happily, with a slight limp from the night before. Edward walked over towards Maes, who was on the couch and listening to the mornign radio.

"Morning, kid," he smiled and ruffled his son's hair slightly. Maes gave Edward a small smile before saying, "I know you just got home and all, but could you and Dad keep it down?" he said blushing. Edward blushed and aplologized before walking into the kitchen.

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They ate breakfest quietly, with small conversation in between. Maes and his friend Sophie had gone outside to play. All that remained were Edward and Roy who sat at the kitchen table, sipping happily at their coffee.

Edward swallowed a mouthful of coffee, "what happened with Archer?" he asked quietly. Roy hesitated before answering, "I...killed him," he said looking down, but before Edward could retort he continued with, "But it was only because he resisted arrest."

Edward 'tch'-ed and glared at Roy, "I'm sure that's the only reason," he placed his empty coffee cup on the counter, "you know how I hate when you let your anger get the better of you."

Roy shook his head slightly, "I did what I had to, he hurt you. I had to get you back," he said standing from his seat. Edward leaned against the counter, "Don't you think it would've been smarter to come the next day with others? No, you didn't, because I know that you came alone so you could kill them."

Roy looked pleadingly at Edward, "You don't understand how much you mean to me," he said with love in his voice. Edward's eyes softened slightly, "Still Roy, am I really worth starting a damn war over?" he said before going back upstairs.

Roy sat in the kitchen by himself for a few moments. A war is nothing compared to what I would do for you. He thought to himself.

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Kitty- SUPER SHORT CHAPTER! I AM SORRY, but I have school in the morning and junk.

Edward- I'm still pissed at Roy.

Kitty- Get out, hippie.

Edward- *storms off*