Hello Everyone!!!! I'm sorry I haven't updated in forever, but I was at moms, this chapter was started at dads, you get the point! I would like to thank everyone who reviewed in our time of need, and I would like to dedicate this chapter to everlastinflame3 who pmed me because he was worried that I had given up on this, and KayAGoldsiv87, who submitted a billion dares!! I love you guys!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone except me and Hal.

Hosts

Mitsuki (Heza-chan)

Flower (Flowerpuff)

Cobra (zapper9)

Blood (gothicgurl)

Victims

Naruto, Hinata

Sasuke, Sakura

Tenten, Neji

Ino, Kankarou

Shika, Temari

Kiba, Shino

Gaara 3

Itachi, Chouji

Some other people…

In the truth or dare room.

POOF!

Mitsuki: Hey! Were all back to normal!

Cobra: Yep.

Flower: YAY!

Cobra: I can't believe it took two days for that to wear off.

Mitsuki: Yep. So, since we haven't played truth or dare in forever, let's start!!!

Hosts: Yeah!

Cobra: First one is for the girls, and that means Mitsuki and Flower too.

Flower & Mitsuki: Dang.

Ino: So what is it?
Cobra: Well, you all have to wear bikinis for the rest of the day!

Flower: Eh, could be worse.

All the girls leave the room. Someone knocks on the door and enters the room.

Girl: Hi guys, I'm Blood and I'm here to torture you!

Cobra: Sweet. Well, you need to go change; all the girls have to wear bikinis all day.

Blood: 'kay.

Blood leaves the room.

Kiba: So…

Naruto: It's quiet…

Sasuke: Too quiet…

Chouji: Food…

All the guys look at Chouji.

Chouji: What?! I'm hungry!

Shikamaru: Troublesome, then go get food.

Chouji leaves.

Itachi: So, foolish little brother, how are you and Mitsuki getting along?

Sasuke & Gaara: Shut up.

Cobra: Hey Sasuke, I thought that you and Sakura had a thing, so do you like Mitsuki or Sakura?

Sasuke: Hn. Not answering.

Cobra: It's a truth, you have to.

Sasuke: Well, they're both good kissers, so I really don't care.

Ice block falls on Sasuke.

Cobra: Liar.

Sasuke: Fine! I don't know. Sakura chases me with her horde of evil fangirls, and Mitsuki chases me with her horde of evil hosts. Sakura's sorta sweet and pretty, and I guess that attracts me to her, and Mitsuki is hot and doesn't take nothing from no one, and that attracts me to her.

Gaara: Keep away from Mitsuki.

Kankarou: Aw! It sounds like Gaara's got himself a little crush on Mitsuki!

Gaara: Brother or not, say it again, and you will die a horrible death.

Kankarou: Whatever you say Gaara.

All the girls come back in bikinis. (Not describing them.) This caused all the boys to have a massive nosebleed and run to the bathroom to get tissues to stop the bleeding.

Mitsuki: I told you guys we looked hot!

Blood: Freakin right!

Sakura: Yep!!

Hinata: Hai!

Tenten: Still, the boys are going to be drooling the rest of the day. Joy.

Flower: Oh well!

Mitsuki: We put up with how hot they are, they can put up with how hot we are.

Ino: YEAH!!!!!

Temari: So, what now?

Mitsuki: Well, we have a dare for Ino and Kiba!!!

Flower drags Kiba out of the bathroom.

Temari: So how are they?
Flower: Well, they all still have nosebleeds, Shino's had stopped, but for some reason when I went to get Kiba he got another one. Wonder why?

Everyone sweatdrops.

Kiba: What do you guys want with me anyways?
Blood: OMG IT'S KIBA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: Blood! Control your inner fangirl!

Blood: My bad.

Flower: Kiba, you have to make out with Ino!

Ino, Kiba & Blood: HUH?!?!?!?!?!

Mitsuki: Blood! What the heck, you're the one who requested this!

Blood: Oh yeah. Make it quick.

Blood hides her eyes, and Kiba and Ino start making out. The boys come out of the bathroom.

Neji: Tenten put some clothes on.

Tenten: Neji, I have to wear this all day.

Neji throws Tenten his jacket.

Neji: Well, at least put my jacket on.

Tenten puts on the jacket and Blood uncovers her eyes.

Blood: I smell pervert.

Mitsuki: What?
Flower: Hey, I sense a pervert near too!

Mitsuki: I see. Temari, would you do the honors.

Temari walks over to the M.S.R. and pulls out Jiraiya. Mitsuki walks up to him, and drags him over to the window.

Mitsuki: You should never hide in a room with a bunch of dangerous kunoichi and shinobi, some of which are romantically connected, and violent hosts with flamethrowers. But I don't really feel like wasting my time on you, so this solution works too!

Mitsuki throws Jiraiya out the window. Mitsuki walks back to the group and hugs Gaara.

Mitsuki: You can breathe now.

Gaara: Hn.

Ino and Kiba stop making out. Blood grabs Ino and throws her out the window.

Blood: HE'S MINE!!!!!

Everyone: O.o

Blood: So anyways…

Blood glomps Kiba and refuses to let go.

Kiba: I like her! She's not one of Sasuke or Neji's fangirls!

Mitsuki: Yep!

Flower: Next dare!

Cobra: Hey guys, I gotta go home, my neighbors kids tried to cook and they burnt down the house, so they're gonna be staying with us. Which means I gotta go make room for another kid in my room. See ya!

Flower & Mitsuki: Good luck!

Both girls kiss him on his cheeks. Cobra leaves.

Gaara: What the heck was that?
Shino: I'm going to kill him in his sleep.

Flower: Umm…it's not a big deal.

Mitsuki: It's just a harmless kiss on the cheek.

Flower: We could go kiss every guy in this room on the cheek and it would mean nothing.

Gaara: Hn.

Shino: 'He must die.'

Flower & Mitsuki: It doesn't mean anything!

Gaara & Shino: -.-

Flower and Mitsuki roll their eyes and walk around the room, kissing every guy on the cheek.

Flower: Told you it wouldn't mean anything!
Mitsuki: Uh guys?

Gaara and Shino have a purple aura around them.

Blood: That's not the smartest thing you guys have ever done ya know.

Kiba: I think they know.

Naruto: BELIEVE IT!

Flower: Um…next dare?

Mitsuki: Right! So Lee, why did you steal Gaara's eyebrows?

Lee & Gaara: Huh?

Blood: You heard her! Lee why did you take Gaara's eyebrows?!

Lee: I am sorry for stealing your youthful eyebrows! I shall return them!

Flower: Gaara attack!
Gaara attacks Lee, who runs out of the room screaming that his youthfulness will save him.

Gaara: Hn.

Mitsuki: Weird.

Blood: Kiba will you marry me?!

Kiba: Maybe, in a few years if we actually go on dates and we still like each other, sure.

Blood: YAY!

Blood glomps Kiba.

Mitsuki: This is for Sasuke!

Flower: You have to run around Konoha in a pink dress yelling I'm a pretty princess!

Sasuke: This is from Mitsuki isn't it? I thought after I kissed you you wouldn't hate me as much!

Mitsuki: Well, I don't hate you for starters, you annoy me. And this is from Blood! And never mention that kiss again or Gaara and I will kill you.

Sasuke: Hn.

Blood snaps her fingers and Sasuke is in the dress. He leaves with Flower following with a camera.

Sasuke: I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!! GAARA BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A FREAKIN PRETTY PRINCESS!!!!!!!!

Everyone: Umm…okay? That's odd.

Mitsuki: Gaara? What was he talking about?

Gaara: That he's a pretty princess.

Mitsuki: No the other thing, about you backing off?

Gaara: I don't know.

Mitsuki: Okay! This one is for Hinata!

Blood: You have to go to the hokage monument thinger and scream that you love Naruto!

Hinata: Alright.

Hinata goes to the hokage monument.

Hinata: I LOVE NARUTO! SO BACK OFF HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!

Tenten: She's finally speaking her mind!
Neji: Though it was a bit strange.

Hinata: Neji, you're my cousin, and I love you, but shut up.

Neji: Hn.

Sasuke and Flower come back into the room.

Flower: That was priceless! Except the dress, that cost me five bucks.

Blood: Next dare is for Shino, Gaara, and Sasuke!

Gaara: Hn.

Sasuke: I hate you.
Shino: 'Must kill Cobra.'

Flower: You guys have to sing I love you from Barney!

Victims: HUH?!

Blood: You heard us!

Mitsuki: Sorry Gaara and Shino!

Flower: Lights, camera, music!!

Victims: I love you! You love me!

Were a happy family!

With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me to?

I love you!You love me!

We're best friends like friends should be!

With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you!

Won't you say you love me too?

The boys sit back down, as everyone tries to stop twitching.

Blood: Next one is for Naruto and Hinata. You guys have to make out for 20 minutes. Starting….now!

Naruto and Hinata start making out. Jiraiya comes into the room.

Jiraiya: Is Mitsuki gone yet?

Mitsuki: Nope! But Jiraiya, you're just in time for your dare!

Blood: You must not think of women for an hour!
Flower: Starting now!
Jiraiya crawls over to a corner and goes into the fetal position.

Flower: Oh Sasuke!

Sasuke: What?

Mitsuki: You must do the sexy jutsu and ask every guy in this room for a date! Except Jiraiya. He's busy.

Sasuke: Hn. If this ever leaves this room, I will kill you all.

Sasuke does the sexy jutsu and walks up to Naruto.

Sasuke: Would you like to go on a date sometime?
Naruto: …no…

Sasuke: Gaara, would you like to go on a date?

Gaara: You're death will be painful.

Mitsuki: …

Sasuke continues going around the room, and eventually finishes.

Flower: Akamaru, you must bite Kiba!
Akamaru: Bark!

Akamaru bites Kiba lightly.

Kiba: Ha! That didn't even hurt!

Mitsuki: Good for you.

Blood: Okay, next dare is for Sasuke and Shika!
Mitsuki: Shika, you must attack Sasuke!

Shika: Troublesome.

Shikamaru attacks Sasuke and everyone points and laughs.

Mitsuki: This one is for Tsunade!
Tsunade busts into the room.

Tsunade: You rang?
Flower: No. That was Mitsuki's phone. I'll get it!
Everyone sweatdrops.

Blood: Tsunade, are you married to Jiraiya?
Tsunade: Sure, and Tenten's hair is orange with blue stripes.

Tenten: IT IS?!

Mitsuki: Sarcasm Tenten, sarcasm.

Tenten: Oh.

Blood: Shino, you must hit someone you don't like and kiss Flower!

Shino: …

Shino walks over to Jiraiya, hits him, and walks back to Flower and kisses her.

Flower: Wow.

Mitsuki: Flower, breathe, we don't need you fainting on us!

Blood: Yeah, Mitsuki, this next dare, you can't faint for.

Mitsuki: I can't control when I faint!

Flower: Well, apparently you can't faint. You have to sit on Gaara's lap.

Mitsuki blushes, but sits on Gaara's lap, without fainting.

Mitsuki: …

Blood: Well, we didn't say she couldn't go into a daze.

Flower: True.

Temari: Gaara, she's very easily embarrassed around you.

Gaara: Hn.

Blood: KIBA!!!!

Kiba: BLOOD!!!!!!

Blood glomps Kiba. Again.

Flower: Well Mitsuki, it looks like were gonna haveta sing.
Mitsuki: Darn.

Blood: Oh yeah! All us girls have to sing Butterfly! Let's go!

Girls: Ay, iyaiyai,

Ay, iyaiyai

A-a-a iyaiyai,

Where's my samurai

I've been searching for a man

All across Japan

Just to find, to find my samurai

Someone who is strong

But still a little shy

Yes I need, I need my samurai

Ay, ay, ay,

I'm your little butterfly

Green, black and blue,

Make the colors in the sky

Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly

Green, black and blue,

Make the colors in the sky

I've been searching in the woods

And high upon the hills

Just to find, to find my samurai

Someone who won't regret

To keep me in his net

Yes I need, I need my samurai

Ay, ay, ay,

I'm your little butterfly

Green, black and blue,

Make the colors in the sky

Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly

Green, black and blue,

Make the colors in the sky

Ay, iyaiyai,

Ay, iyaiyai

A-a-a iyaiyai,

Where's my samurai

Ay, iyaiyai,

Ay, iyaiyai

A-a-a iyaiyai,

Where's my samurai

The girls stop singing and sit back down, the boys applauding them.

Mitsuki: Okay, I've gotta go, so were gonna end early this time!

Naruto gang: YES!
Hosts: NO!

Mitsuki: Don't worry; you'll all see us again!

Blood: Till then…

Blood pushes Flower and Shino into the M.S.R.

Mitsuki: I'm so late! I've gotta go help Cobra!!!

Mitsuki runs out of the room, Gaara and Sasuke following. Everyone else leaves, Blood clinging to Kiba, yes again.

In the M.S.R.

Flower: Well Hal, I'm in the mood for chicken!

Shino: I'll have the same.

Hal: Alright! Be right back!

Flower: Anyways, until next time! Please send in your truths and dares!!! You can dare anyone, even the hosts! We don't do yaoi, yuri, incest, or anything that should be rated R or M! Please review!!!!!

Hal: Here's your chicken.

Flower: Bye everyone!
Shino: …

Hal: Bye!

Flower: It's cold in here. I need a jacket.

Shino: …