I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Dean for cheating on me like my last boyfriend. I began to cry against the tombstone where I did it with Dean.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with yellow eyes and everything started flying towards me on a car! He had tiny pupils (basically like The Yellow eye demon in the show) and he was a demon but it was obvious he wasn't a satanist . It was... YED!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Yed used telepiathy and I couldn't run away.
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. YED fell of his car and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Dean Winchester!"
I thought about Dean and his sexah eyes and his talent in bed and how his face looks just like Gerard Way. I remembered that Dean had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Dean went out with Lucifer before I went out with him and they broke up?
"No, YED!" I shouted back.
YED gave me a gun! "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy Lucifer!"
"Oh My how did you know I knew him?" I asked in a surprised way.
YED got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Draco, then thou know what will happen to Lucifer!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his car.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Dean came into the cemetery.
"Dean!" I said. "Hi!"
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into my hotel room together making out.
