I like my men a little on the furry side

Chapter 9:Flailing ferrets

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other characters in this story unless stated otherwise.And all that other legal jargan.The only thing I own is the idea and the female main character.So steel her and you have brought my wrath upon you...yes I am crazy...Also note I have this story on Quizilla so if you see it there its mine and I'm not stealing my own work.

Lunch was going by quite quickly with out Lily speaking to James.Kassidy herself didn't talk much just ate her lunch and looked around the Great hall.As she looked at the other three tables she noticed someone giving her dirty looks.

"Who's that?"Kassidy asked Remus.

"Who?"

"The one with the crooked node and greasy black hair."

He's Severus Snape...why?"

"dunno...he gives me the creeps...kinda looks like somebody..."

"Don't worry about it,"he smiled,"He's just glaring because your with James,Sirius,Peter,and myself."

"Oh...alright."

They all finished lunch and headed to their classes.Kassidy hasd Care of Magical Creatures with James and Sirius.The three headed down to the small shack by the forbidden forest.


"Who teaches this class?"

"Kettleburn,doesn't have many fingers left...three fingers on each hand I think."Sirius said.

"Why is he missing so many fingers?"

"He's been at this job for a very long time.He was bound to get hurt."

"I suppose..."Kassidy said as the teacher walked by with many cages floating in the air behind him.

"Wonder what in those."James said as one landed softly at his feet."Its a ...ferret..."

"It's not a ferret my boy it's a Jarvey."Professer Kettleburn said with a small laugh."Now I want you to work in groups of three.You'll be sketching the Jarvey and labeling the parts of its body."

"Sounds simple enough."Sirius said looking at the brown and cream colored oversizes ferret.

James looked into the cage and noticed it was curled into a ball sleeping.

"Well we can't draw it if it's curled up."He grabbed his wand from his pocket,opened the cage and Jabbed it in the side.

"James I don't think that's a good idea..."Kassidy said with a look of disapprovement.

"Look at it this way if something goes wrong we can sit back and laugh."Sirius mused.

"Wakey wakey."James cooed prodding it with the tip of his wand once more.

The Jarvey opened one eye as it was once again prodded in the side.Standing up on two feet it started shaking its paw in a fist like manor and yelling."

"What are you doing you great bloody git!I was sleeping!It jumped onto James' chest an knocked him over."You bloody four eyed fool!Blathering fool!Fucking idiot!Stupid dolt!"

Kassidy began sketching quickly because she knew lily would just love this.James pushed the Jarvey off his chest and stood up.

"That's right bastard!Run like the git you are!Four eyed freak!"

James stood dumbfounded as the Jarvey continued insulting him.The ferret like beast went on all fours before pouncing and biting onto James' hand.

"OW OW OW OW!"James screamed as he ran in circles and flailed his arm around.

"Holy flailing ferrets prongs!"Sirius yelled to his friend as he fell to the ground in laughter.

Kassidy stifled her laughter as she sketched James and the flailing ferret.She labeled all the body parts of both the Jarvey and James.Though she labeled James' head Empty space where brain should be.'

"I can't wait to show these to Lily."

"Get this thing off me!Get this thing off me!"

"You suppose we should help him?"Sirius asked Kassidy.

"Probably he needs his hand for Quidditch."