Bubbles groaned as she sat down on the couch next to Boomer. Being pregnant sucked, especially when you have been pregnant for 8 months. She sighed as she spoke;
"So…do you think it's a boy or a girl?"
Boomer scoffed as he replied;
"It'd better be a girl or I'm forcing you to get an abortion."
Bubbles immediately snorted. She spoke;
"Why do you hate boy children so much?"
"Easy! Because their little fucking terrors. Boys have that tendency to smash the shit out of anything that moves. If that thing turns out to have a dick, then it would absolutely fucking destroy everything!"
The floodgates broke and Bubbles immediately began to laugh hysterically. Once she calmed down, she spoke;
"That's a load of bull crap and you know it. You immediately hated male infants the moment I told you that boys have a tendency to breast feed longer than girls and it infuriates you that you need to share my body with another living creature in the first place."
Boomer rolled his eyes as he spoke his argument against that statement;
"Ok…..no! First off, I don't mind sharing your body. Otherwise I would force you to abort the little shit before your 1st week pregnant."
Bubbles raised an eyebrow with a smirk on her face as she nodded her head, signaling him to continue his argument. Which he gladly did;
"Second off, boys are fucking nightmares. And yes, I was being sarcastically awesome with the abortion comment, I would prefer a girl as it is less work."
Boomer muttered something else under his breath, but Bubbles with her super hearing, heard the comment perfectly. She smirked as she spoke;
"I knew it. You don't want to share the jugs do you?"
Boomer smiled slightly…before his eyes widened in shock when Bubbles bent over with a yelp of pain. She began hyperventilating as she spoke;
"Holy Shit Boomer…Its coming! It's coming early."
Boomer immediately began to freak out;
"THAT'S NOT FAIR! ITS TOO FUCKING EARLY!"
Bubbles got a look of pure rage on her face as she grabbed Boomer by the collar of his shirt and screamed in his face.
"CALL BRAT! HELL ANYBODY WHO HAS ANY IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO RIGHT NOW!"
Boomer immediately teleported out for a few moments before he came back in with Mojo Jojo. The monkey was about to ask WTF but the minute he saw Bubbles, he got the main concept. He spoke;
"Quickly! Get her towards the garage. You can use the space to deliver the child."
Boomer immediately picked up the entire couch and flew off towards the garage. He didn't know wither to hold her bridal style or not so he didn't want to risk it.
(A FEW HOURS LATER)
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
Bubbles was freaking out. This was the most painful thing she had ever been through in her entire life. Boomer held Bubbles' right hand while Brat was holding her left. Brat spoke;
"Ok Bubbles, You're almost there. I need you to take a deep breath, then PUSH!"
Bubbles nodded and did so, screaming in agony and pain. Her screams of anguish were quickly drowned out by the sounds of infant crying. Both Boomer and Bubbles opened their eyes to see Mojo holding a dark blue bundle in his arms. He spoke;
"I want to give you congrats. As you both should probably celebrate the birth of your child. Who's gender has been revealed to be female."
Both Boomer and Bubbles got the general gist of what he was saying.
'Congratulations! It's a girl.'
Mojo smiled as he passed the crying bundle to Bubbles, who held her baby daughter for the first time. She looked into her daughters face…and saw nearly 100% Boomer. There was barley any features from her in the child, and while that saddened her, it was good, as nobody could possibly connect the resemblance.
Boomer smiled as he looked into his daughters eyes that were cobalt blue…the same as his. He wanted to cry. He was a dad. A father! Suddenly, that registered in his mind;
"Holy Shit I'm a Dad."
Bubbles looked at him and spoke dryly;
"Of course you're the dad retard. What would you rather be the gardener?"
Boomer ignored the snarky comment made by his girlfriend. He picked up his screaming daughter and the minute she left Bubbles' arms, she stopped crying. She looked into Boomer's eyes…and grinned a toothless smile. Boomer smiled at his child before he looked at Brat and spoke;
"Hey, wanna hold her?"
Brat's eyes widened before she nodded shyly. Boomer passed the bundle to Brat, as the baby looked into her Ocean Blue eyes, It realized that the one holding her, was not Boomer and began to cry. Brat smiled as she began to talk to the child;
"Hey it's ok. You don't need to be afraid little one. I wouldn't ever hurt you."
Somehow, this stopped the child's crying as she immediately looked at Bubbles, signifying that she wanted to go back to her.
Once the baby was in her mother's arms, Boomer spoke;
"Ya know, we should probably name her, unless your totally okay with calling her little girl for the rest of her life."
The baby immediately began giggling at the comment as Bubbles smiled as she spoke;
"Well, how about…Brook?"
"Fuck No!" Were both comments from Boomer AND Brat. Even the baby made a kind of scoff.
Brat grinned as she spoke;
"Well, how about…Beth?"
Boomer blinked before he spoke;
"Beth sounds like a child for a brunet, not a blond."
Bubbles looked at Boomer and spoke;
"Ok then, you've vetoed all of our names, so let's hear one of yours."
Boomer was silent for a moment before he grinned and spoke;
"Ok, how about…Bella?"
The Baby immediately made a coo of approval while both Bubbles and Brat stayed silent for a moment before Bubbles spoke;
"Actually…that name works. And the Baby loves it. So Bella it is."
The baby, now named 'Bella', let out a yawn before falling asleep. Bubbles smiled before she spoke;
"Well, what about a middle name."
Boomer looked at her and spoke;
"I don't have a middle name, you don't have a middle name, Hell even Brat doesn't have one. Do you honestly think it's crucial for Bella to have one?"
"Good Point."
And So Bella has finally been Born. I know most of you have been waiting for this for a while and I didn't want to dissipoint.
