Author's Note:Wow! I know, I haven't updated in FOREVER. I'm very sorry about that. We went to Mexico for a week, my ipod broke there, And my ipod is my life, so we came back and gave the ipod back to the store to fix since we had a 3 year warranty, and they called saying they wouldn't fix it because it was dropped, but it wasn't dropped it was an electrical thing. So I had to get a new ipod, and they didn't make the old skinny nano's anymore, so I got a new green nano. And all my songs disappeared. I had about 600 songs, now I have 132 -.- It doesn't fit in my palm, like my old nano, and I don't really like it. Swim Conference came up, and I really had to focus all of my attention and extra practices on that. It payed off because I got first place in all of them, and a couple coaches from other teams accused our Coach Joe of feeding Amanda and I steroids. Haha, the fun times :)

You may also notice that I changed me penName from Bella Rosalie Cullen to Rosalie Lillian Hale Cullen. I'm sorry if that causes any confusion. I'll try to post new chapters on all of my stories ASAP! I'm sorry for keeping you waiting so long! And then I'm starting a new story on Fictionpress, it's called Bleeding Hearts, the link to it is on my profile, please check it out and review!

-Rosalie Lillian Hale Cullen

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Bella's P.O.V

Rosalie's eyebrow popped up and a smile spread across her face. We instantly knew that she was up to something. Alice burst out laughing and we just rolled our eyes while Emmett groaned. "No fair you guys!" He complained like a 2-year old. "Not all of us have psychic and mind-reading powers!" We heard a low gasp behind us and turned to see a grandma looking at us wide-eyed.

Emmett smiled sheepishly and gave a nervous laugh, "My siblings and I are, er, playing a game. Yeah that's it.. Haha" He raised his hand to scratch his head. The old lady just sighed and shook her head.

"The pills are working up on me again, next thing you know, I'll be seeing flying purple cows!" She muttered while turning around and walking away slowly. As soon as she was out of hearing range, we all turned to Emmett and glared. He ignored eye contact and looked a little too interested in the toilet paper on the shelf.

"Emmett! you idiot!" Rosalie seethed, venom dripping from every word. I flinched at her use of tone but Emmett didn't budge. "You complete moron! What if it didn't go that easy! Everyone would find out our secret! What the hell is the matter with you?!" She continued ranting and Emmett finally looked her in the eyes.

"Rosie, I'm sorry." His golden eyes melted and Rosalie's eyes softened, her glare disappearing. She walked up to him in 2 long strides and kissed him on the cheek.

"Hey pretty Boy, your not out of this, yet. You can't dazzle us into forgetting about it." Jasper called playfully, but As I turned to look at him, his eyes were hard, serious. I turned to Edward and his expression was so intense, my breath caught in my throat. His eyes were as black as Midnight.

As soon as I found my voice and tore my eyes away from his I gave a little laugh. "Hey, Rose, what prank did you have in mind?" Hopefully, my distraction would work, and we would go back to pranks and fun. Her smile returned, but the atmosphere around us was still tense.

Rosalie un-wrapped her arm from Emmett's waist and strode in front of us, motioning for us to follow her. She led us to a cash register with a bored looking teenage boy working it. As soon as he saw her, his jaw dropped. Emmett growled lightly, but shut up when I elbowed him.

"Excuse Me, May I please use the intercom, my brother has gone missing in the store, he went to find something, but won't meet up with us, I'm afraid I'll have to call him to the front desk." Her voice was soft and the employee merely nodded, handing Rosalie the Intercom Phone.

"Oh and, Can you please get me a glass of water, I'm pretty thirsty from running around and looking around for him." She unleashed the full power of her eyes and the boy scurried off looking for a glass of water.

"Now that he's gone, i won't have a lot of time." She mumbled to herself. Her eyes scanned the code list and as soon as she found one, he eyes lit up and she picked up the phone.

"Code red 1, Code red 1!" Rosalie's voice filled the store and a Blond girl employee with the name of Cayla (By the look on her name-tag), dropped her broom and started to run around wildly.

"Shoplifter on FIRE! CODE RED 1! A flaming HOBO! HE'LL GET US! I KNEW THEY WOULD ATTACK US! FLAMING HOBO! IT'S A FLAMING HOBO! CODE RED 1!" She continued screeching.

We burst out laughing and Rosalie gave a accomplished smile. She rushed up to us and started pulling us along, away from the registers. "We don't want to get caught." She explained as she led us around to the other side of the store.

We stopped and looked at Rosalie, bursting into laughter again. "I dragged two codes together. Code Red as in Fire and Code 1 as in shoplifter. So it was shoplifter on fire." We started laughing again and Jasper started digging through some shelves, looking around for something.

"Jas, their by the end of the isle." Alice's soprano voice floated over the silence and he nodded his thanks. We looked at Jasper, confused at what he was looking for.

He came back carrying a stuffed animal. A white cat with a pink collar. Emmett burst out laughing wildly. "Is that your new best friend, Jasper?" Jasper glared icily at Emmett. He walked ahead of us, and we as usual followed. This time, we were hidden behind some carts as Jasper stood by the front of the store. He hunched his shoulders, and petted his cat looking around wildly, Just Like Dr.Evil from Austin powers.

"It's alright Bessie." He said, addressing the cat. "Don't listen to what their saying." By now, a small circle of people gathered around him.

"Son, are you alright?" A man in his middle 50's asked Jasper. Jasper looked at the man with a glare and covered the cat's ears.

"No!" Jasper screeched. "Your hurting Bessie! She doesn't like you! She's my best friend!" He continued his rant and all of the sudden stopped talking and started cradling the stuffed animal in his arms lovingly. Almost all of the people around him walked away, scared. I can't blame them.

"It's all right, Bessie. Shhh." Jasper continued in a soft voice.

"Huh" Emmett spoke from behind us. "I wonder what would happen if fat Bastard from Austin powers was turned into a vampire. Not even sexy vampire powers would make him look 'Dazzling'." We all groaned.

"Emmett, don't go trying to turn fat Bastard into a vampire." Edward whispered and Emmett frowned. "Damn."

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Author's Note: Haha, I know. I always wondered about the fat Bastard thing. Anyway, i made up the Code 1 thing, I don't know if it really means Flaming Shoplifter, but it's something along those lines. Anyway, I hope you liked my pranks for this chapter, and well, review please :) Oh and the Cayla employee is based on my best friend. She came back from clover filed, and we always shout Flaming HOBO'S! Because in Clover Field there's a part like this when their on the subway.

Dude 1: I heard stories that they light hobo's on fire in the subway.
Dude 2: What if a flaming hobo attacks us?

So yeah, Review please! Oh and check out my other story, Bleeding Hearts, the link is on my profile, and review for that too please :)