So here's the next chapter. I was quite looking forward to writing this one but I've gone blank so it's quite short. Please Review it anyway. This hasn't been beta'd yet so i hope it's not too bad...
1 Second later
I felt a tear roll down my cheek but I wiped it away quickly. What am I crying for? It's my own fault for being such a red-bottomed minx all these years! Pull yourself together Georgia…
5 Minutes later
I went back into the bedroom really quietly. I didn't want to wake anyone up. I've got to prove to Dave that I am not using him as a decoy Duckie anymore. I call it operation Show-Dave-I-No-longer-have-the-cosmic-horn. Or SDINLHTCH for short.
10 Minutes later
Dave has just slipped back into bed as if he never went anywhere. He stood on me as he tried to climb over me but as I'm such a good girlfriend I pretended I was still asleep. He put his head close to mine and whispered 'I really love you Gee'. I smiled even though he couldn't see. And I was meant to be asleep. But let's forget these minor details.
20 Minutes later
I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department but Dave has fallen asleep on me (you know what I mean!). I must move slowly and carefully so I don't wake him. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle…
1 Second later
Oh bugger! I shuffle, shuffle, shuffled along a bit and he wrapped his arm around me.
1 Minute later
I'm going to burst. That won't be very sexy now will it when I'm in pieces and everyone is covered in my wee?! I'll try waking him up.
1 Second later
Shakey, Shakey. Wakey, Wakey.
30 Seconds later
Sweet mother of pearl this boy sleeps like a log! Or Libby.
10 Minutes later
Finally! He woke up and said in a really cute morning ish voice 'Morning Gorgeous' Awww!
I squeaked 'Hi'
'Why are you talking like that?'
'I really, really need to go to the piddly-diddly department'
'Go then you Banana…Go forth to the wazzurium and Wazz until your hearts content.' I've never moved so fast! I came rushing through the door straight into Rollo. 'Steady on Gee. You have a boyfriend remember…' Poo! I must be more careful now operation SDINLHTCH is ago-go.
2 Minutes later
Ah much better…
10:34 am
Everyone is finally up. I decided to tell my bestest pally Jasyisimus what I heard Rollo and Dave talking about this morning. I managed to corner her whilst she was making coffee in the kitchen. She honestly thinks she is mother Theresa caring and so forth…
I said to her 'Jas I have something heartbreaking to tell you so I suggest you listen because I don't think I can muster up the energy to duff you up so early in the day.'
She said 'Go on Georgia I'm listening.' She was fiddling with her fringe but I chose to ignore that otherwise we will be here all day.
'Well you see, I was up early this morning and I heard Dave and Rollo talking about me.'
'Is that it?' She huffed.
'Let me finish! Well Rollo said to Dave he thought I was going to use him as a red-herring again and maybe it's best that he dumps me…'
'Non'
'Oui'
'So are you dumped then?' She said quite loudly.
I whispered 'Shhh! Jas keep your bloody voice down will you! No but I'm a bit worried I might be soon so I have started up operation SDINLHTCH.'
'What?' She said, still fringe fiddling.
'Jas don't start the whole what thing again. It's short for Show-Dave-I-No-Longer-Have-The-Cosmic-Horn'
'Oh ok then is that it. Only the kettles boiled' Oh for the love of all things yellow! I don't know why I bother!
12:01 pm
We're going to some parky place today, The vole-twins have managed to talk us into it. I only agreed because she said we could go shopping tomorrow if I went. Cue grumbling and moaning from the boys. We managed to talk them round with promises of snogging. I'll be snogging Dave of course, it's not like some big orgy! Oh get out of my head, get out! Rosie promised Sven something other than Snogging (Oo-er!). I'm sure she mentioned chickens…
12:49
Well isn't this a laugh a minute! The only highlight of today is Dave. Me and him are doing that two steps forwards one step back thing. We are about 5 miles back from the rest of the gang but Hey-ho!
15 Minutes later
We have stopped for a rest under a tree. I've got my legs in the sun though, they are blindingly white!
10 Minutes Later
After about ten minutes of near silence Jools piped up and said 'Phwoar look at those fitties over there!' Everyone turned round but me. Operation SDINLHTCH means I've got to keep my eyes on the prize (leave it!)
Jas said 'Look Gee, over there they are quite literally gorgeous' I carried on staring at Dave but because he was sat with his arm around me, I was staring at his ear. She carried on 'Georgia they're not in Dave's ears they are over there' She is so Dim! It's like having a lemon for a friend! I looked at her and raised my eyebrows then nodded my head in Dave's direction. She said 'Oops sorry' and carried on fiddling with her fringe.
1 Second later
That was a close one! I ran my fingers through Dave's hair and he shivered. God his hair is soft! He's the only one out of the boys apart from Sven who doesn't put two tones of gel in his hair every morning. Rosie said Sven makes his own gel out of eggs, water and a 'secret ingredient'. That can't be true.
1 Second later
Can it?
2 Seconds later
I told Dave about the Sven Gel and he said 'Yeah he does, I've seen him make it. I dread to think what his secret ingredient is, when I asked him he said "Jah, gel, poo-parlour, hahaha, Jah!" But I'm not sure weather that is a Sven-ish joke or not'
1 Second later
Hmmm…
There you go chapter 8! I'm thinking of having my bellybutton pierced, what do you think? Does it hurt? Ah well next chapter might be a while because I'm back at school now and still haven't done my German. Anyways, Please Review! xx
