Saw you on the news
You said I was insane
I was happy just to hear you mention my name
I wanna see you
Each and every day

But the policeman says I have to stay away

Lyrics- NERF HERDER


Sorry it's been so long- Exams and stuff. But I just realised i have loads of chapters saved and i had just named them wrong- so i didnt know. Or more- i didnt name them. So here we go, maybe ill double update- im not sure. I kind've like this chapter- this is where it gets cute. Well, my version of cute. This is as cute as i get.


"I don't have a concussion Bruce."

"Tony, you were out cold."

"Yeah, only for a couple of seconds." Bruce held a towel to Tony's bleeding nose as he led him to the car.

"So you gonna tell me how this started."

"Well it finished with him punching me."

"Why?"

"I said Natasha had a great ass."

Bruce snorted and handed Tony the towel so he could open the passenger door for him.

"Oh no, I'm driving."

"Tony, your nose is bleeding and you have a concussion. How did you get here anyway?"

"I ran."

Bruce sighed and got in the car. "Why were you even here? I never thought you liked Clint."

"I was confronting him."

Bruce raised an eyebrow. ":That doesn't give you an excuse to break into the guy's house."

"It was easy. He had a crappy alarm system anyway."

"That doesn't make it okay." Bruce laughed and drove off the drive, heading back to Tony's house. "May I ask what you were confronting him about?"

"Nope."


Loki liked baths. More specifically, he liked his bath. It was white and shiny, and had Jacuzzi jets. Loki would pour masses of soapy goodness into the hot water and snuggle in until all the bubbles were gone. Every Sunday, he would have a long bath with the company of only a book, and some scented oils. Loki was just getting to the good part when the presence of another in the room startled him into dropping it in the bath. Shit. Loki didn't have time to worry about the soggy pages as he splashed around, trying to cover himself up. Then he noticed who it was. "KURT?! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?!"

"I teleported, genius." Kurt said casually, leaning against the door. "I just came to ask you somezing."

"YOU'RE IN MY FUCKING BATHROOM. WHEN I'M NAKED!"

"Relax. I straight remember?"

"KURT!"

"Can I stay for dinner?"

"NO!"

"Vy not?"

"Because I'm NAKED!"

"No need to be so touchy."

Loki sighed dramatically and stuck his head back under the water.

"Loki?"

He stuck his head back out of the water to glare at Kurt. "Go away."

"Can I stay for dinner?"

"Why?"

Kurt pouted. "Nobody loves me." Loki raised his eyebrows and Kurt grinned cheekily back at him. "Zey are making me eat Mexican" Kurt said the word with a sense of doom and his eyes widened dramatically.

"How lewd!" Loki looked horrified. "Of course. You can hide in my room. Pass me that towel." Kurt picked the fluffy grey towel from the radiator, where it had become snuggly and warm, and held it out for Loki. "Now turn." Loki made a turning motion with his finger, and Kurt obeyed. Loki took the towel and stepped out of the bath and wrapped it around him while Kurt watched in the mirror.


Doctor MAz, Over. ;)