Hey every1! I'm back with chapter 10 (YAY!) & my friend Britney will b in the rest of the fic! & sorry 4 the long time w/o updating…I blame school…anyway…

DISCLAIMER- LET'S SEE HERE…I OWN ME, RANDOM GUY FROM THE AUDIENCE, AND THE STORY!(& any other thing/person that u've never ever heard of) I DON'T OWN FAIRLY ODD PARENTS OR DANNY PHANTOM, OR ANY OTHER SHOW (OR ANY LINES FROM ANY SHOWS)!

CHAPTER 10………TALKING TO DANNY & TORTURING VLAD

ME: "HI!"

DANNY: "Hi. And do you really need to yell like that? I'm right here."

ME: "Can I have ghost powers?"

DANNY: "No."

ME: "Why?"

DANNY: "Because…"

ME: "Wanna go torture Vlad?"

DANNY: "How?"

ME: "I have an idea…" -smirks evilly-

DANNY: "Okay. I'm listening…what do we do?"

ME: "We need bananas…and I mean lots of bananas…"

DANNY: "But there are a bunch of bananas over there." -points to area with bananas that rained on Vlad-

ME: "Speaking of those bananas…you still owe me 5 bucks from that bet we made…"

DANNY: "What bet? And can we get back to the subject of torturing Vlad?"

ME: "Fine…all we need to do is go over there and keep talking to him…and use a lot of made-up words"

DANNY: "Okay…why use made-up words?"

ME: "Because…it will really annoy him if he doesn't know what we're saying!"

DANNY: "Okay, why don't you go over there and annoy him right now…I'm just gonna stay over here and watch and then I'll jump in when I think of something."

ME: "Okay…suit yourself…" -walks over to Vlad-

ME: "'Sup V-man!"

VLAD: "What are you doing here?"

ME: "Well, I came over here to tell you that…the sky is blue!"

VLAD: "Is that all?"

ME: "No…also…it will rain more bananas soon!"

VLAD: -takes cover- "thanks for the tip…wait…how do you know when it's gonna rain bananas? And why do they rain on me? I hate bananas!"

ME: "Well, the bananas don't like you either! That's probably why it rains bananas on you and nobody else!"

VLAD: "Did I say that I hate bananas? I mean to say I love bananas!"

All of a sudden, it rains more bananas on Vlad…

ME: "Looks like they still don't like you…and they don't accept your apology, V-man."

VLAD: "How will they accept my apology? And stop calling me V-man!"

ME: "Okay…here's what you need to do Vladdy…"

VLAD: "I thought I told you last chapter…CALL ME V-MAN!"

ME: "Glad you see it my way…V-man! Anyway…where was I?…O yeah! They will only accept your apology if you run around the room and say in your loudest voice, 'I am the biggest idiot in the world!' O, and you must do that…umm…50 times!"

VLAD: -starts to do what I told him to do but then realizes what he's doing- "Hey! Wait a minute…"

ME: "Now you need to start over! And you were doing so well too! You were already at two times!"

VLAD: "Very funny…but there is no way I'm gonna do that!"

ME: "Okay then…suit yourself…but you're only upsetting the mon – I mean…bananas even more!"

As if on cue, bananas fall from the sky and every one of them hit Vlad.

VLAD: "You have monkeys in here, don't you? And you're telling them to throw these bananas at me, aren't you?"

ME: "Nope…random things just fall from the sky in my room…which is here…and that you are in…and the objects just choose to hit you…"

Danny walks over.

DANNY: "Hey Plasmius!"

VLAD: (to Danny) "You're lucky I don't consider you much of a threat…but as I'm not getting tortured enough!"

Random Guy From The Audience walks over.

COSMO: "Hey! You're back!"

RANDOM GUY FROM THE AUDIENCE: (to Cosmo) "Yeah…and you people can't make me eat bacon because I have a restraining order!"

ME: "O…you mean…" -takes out a photograph of a paper with writing on it (writing is clearly visible)- "this? I found it over there…my dog ate it…no wait…I still have it…some…where…"

RANDOM GUY FROM THE AUDIENCE: (to Vlad) "Did they make you eat the bacon yet?"

BRITNEY: "O come on! Is bacon really that bad?"

RANDOM GUY FROM THE AUDIENCE: "Yes."

BRITNEY: "Then, I suggest you run before Cosmo here finishes making more bacon…"

COSMO: "My bacon is done!" -chases random guy from the audience with a strip of bacon-

I take another strip of bacon and start chasing Vlad with it.

VLAD: "O, please…I have ghost animals that can just eat that for me…because I'm not really hungry right now…"

DANNY: "Actually…you don't have any ghost animals that could eat the bacon for you…"

VLAD: "And why is that?"

DANNY: "They're all on my side! I now command your ghost animals…and they seem to like me a lot better than you…"

VLAD: "O, butterbiscuits!" -starts running away from the ghost animals-

Ghost animals chase after Vlad.

ME: (to Danny) "Can I have the 5 bucks you owe me for that bet?"

DANNY: " I don't owe you 5 bucks! We never made that bet!"

ME: -slyly- "riiiiight!"
DANNY: "I'm gonna go talk to Sam."

ME: "Okay" (to Brit) "Hey Brit! Do you think the V-man will be back anytime soon? I wanna torture him some more! And whatever happened to Cosmo?"

BRIT: "I hope the V-man will return soon! I wanna help torture him! And Cosmo is chasing Random Guy From The Audience with the bacon! Remember?"

ME: "O, yeah…I wonder if Cosmo caught him yet and is forcing him to eat the bacon…"

Screen cuts to Cosmo watching Random Guy From The Audience eat the bacon. Okay…well…more like making Random Guy From The Audience eat the bacon…but o well…same thing…

Well…there's chappy # 10 for u! Hope u all laughed & enjoyed it!

NEXT CHAPTER WILL B A CONVERSATION BETWEEN BRIT & COSMO!

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