Heyyyy! Yeah so...extreme apology for taking like...years to update this story! But me and my compadre finally decided to pick it up again! So don't worry, it's not forgotten! We want to 'splain that we are very very very very verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry sorry that this took so long
Livetodraw: Legit! LEGIT! LEGIT! apology, we will try to keep this updated as much as possible.
So without farther ado...
Warning: Completly random story...so hopefully no flames! Sakura isn't as bad in this chapter as she has been...Rabid fangirls! And some references to other pairings...but all in good sport!
Disclaimer: Don't own the Naruto series...cuz if we did it would be...so so different...
Enjoy!
-Nanami & Livetodraw
"Oh my god Nikki!"
"What? I didn't say you had to look at it! Now leave I is in my happy place!"
"Your happy place is so weird!" Frankie screamed for the last time as she looked over Nikki's shoulder at her computer.
"What are you talking about?" Sasuke said while walking in Nikki's bedroom with Naruto
"NOTHINGGGGGGGGG" Nikki and Frankie replied
"Oh really, let me see" Naruto said running up behind Nikki and Frankie who were on the laptop
"OH SHIT! Switch to anime show thing, FAST" Frankie told Nikki who was looking at something that should not be looked at
"What the?"
"See we told you that it was nothing so do what a Naruto would do but do it somewhere else" Frankie told Naruto
"[Sigh]"
"I LOVE YOU! 3" Frankie said with much enthusiasm
"Really are you sure they're not doing anything" Sasuke asked Naruto
"That NOTHING was obviously not nothing" Sasuke told Naruto
Being a ninja that Sasuke is he swiftly and quietly went to Nikki's side.
"Are you sure it's nothing cause it sure doesn't look like nothing to me" Sasuke said slyly
"Silly little Nikki how dumb do you think I am…WHAT THE HELL IS THA-THAT"
"He he NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG… um well you see…"
"I'm leaving so good luck Nikki!" Frankie told Nikki as she was leaving the room.
"What? You're leaving me? Why are you betraying me Frankie! All I've been is good to you!" Nikki screamed after the girl as she left the room…but it was too late.
"…Nikki who are you talking too?" Naruto asked the girl after a minute of her cursing Frankie. She froze and looked over to the two boys who were slowly making their way over to the computer again
"Oh no you don't!" She screamed as she covered the computer screen with her body.
"Nikki…please explain to me what I saw on the computer…" Sasuke asked the girl as he too tried to get a better look at the computer with Naruto.
".nothin!" Nikki screamed as she tried—in vain—to make sure the boys did not see her precious computer.
"Okay now I really want to see what's on there!" Naruto screamed as he looked over to Sasuke at the same time the other boy looked at Naruto. Nikki could see their minds working.
'Dang-it why do they have to have that stupid brain reading stupid heads that I don't know what their thinking!' Nikki thought as she watched the two.
"Stop using telephonessis!" She screamed. Sasuke looked over to her and raised an eyebrow,
"Do you mean telekinesis?" she glared at him as she let go of the computer.
"Whatever dumb butt!" But what she didn't realize is that all her attention was taken to talking to Sasuke that she didn't realize when Naruto walked over and swiped her computer until it was too late. "Hey! Give that back!"
"No chance!" Naruto yelled back as he went over to Sasuke and they opened the laptop.
'Frankie help me…' was Nikki's last thought as she looked at the two boys. For a moment it seemed that it didn't click what they were looking at. It took them so long that Nikki thought that she was in the clear, but then they exploded!
"WHAT THE HELL?" Sasuke screamed.
"AHHH! MY EYES!" Naruto screamed along with him, covering his eyes.
"…come on guys it's not that bad…"
"Oh Nikki you're at it again shame on you" Frankie said walking in from the room next door
"WHATTTT! If you were in the room next door why didn't you come in here to help me?"
"Cause I was laughing to myself from just listening to you guys" Frankie told Nikki
"AHHHHHHHH! I'm scared for life! What is this stuff anyway?" Sasuke asked the girls who were talking to each other. They stopped at they looked at the black haired boy.
"Well…Nikki why don't you explain it?"
"Oh screw you Frankie! Well…see right there is this emo boy right? And see…he had this lemon cider and it was real crappy…so you see this blonde haired guy that doesn't shut up? Well, see he also tried the lemon cider and also said it was crappy…then they figured out the cider was spiked with something and…ya…"Sasuke and Naruto looked at her before Sasuke spoke again,
"And who are these two people?"
"Well…see the guy with black duck-ass hair is totally emo and has emotional problems and Blondie doesn't shut up and is totally obsessed with Mr. Emo." Nikki told them smiling. Sasuke and Naruto didn't look like they believed her answer, before Frankie randomly shouted
"They is Sasuke and Naruto!" And at that the two boys looked like ghost. Nikki glared at Frankie.
"What the hell!"
"I'm sorry I can't take the pressure!" And Frankie began to cry and run around in circles. Naruto stopped her when he through the computer back at the two girls.
"Will you tell me what the hell we are doing in this picture?" He screamed at them. The two girls took another look at the picture. It was obviously of Sasuke and Naruto, but they were both missing their shirts and were on a couch…very close together… their mouths weren't exactly not busy either…and it was more of Sasuke on top of Naruto…and his hands were a little lower than they were supposed to be.
"…I think it's hotness…" Was Nikki's only defense as she turned to Frankie. Frankie turned to the girl, then back at the boys.
"I say it's the most stupidest thing in the world." Nikki looked shocked that Frankie would betray her again! So she countered with,
"I say go get a life Frankie!" Frankie glared at Nikki as she replied.
"And I would say the same to you Nikki, god!" Then Nikki smirked at the other girl as she stated,
"But you didn't look like you cared that I was looking it up Frankie!" Frankie opened her mouth to reply, but Naruto cut her off when he screamed,
"Guys? What the hell!" Frankie glared at her boyfriend.
"Naruto shut up!" Then she turned back to Nikki, "Its' that I don't mind Nikki! Even though I don't like it, it's you!"
"Frankie Nikki shut up!" Sasuke finally screamed to the two girls as it seemed Naruto was too scared to do it anymore. They instantly shut up in fear of the PMSing Sasuke. "Nikki," Sasuke started as he looked at the girl, "why would my girlfriend want me gay…am I not enough for you?" When Nikki looked at him she could see he felt so betrayed, she felt very guilty, that is until his anger came back ten-fold, "AND WHY WITH THIS IDIOT!" Naruto looked up at this,
"HEY!"
"Naruto shut up this isn't about you!" Nikki yelled at the boy.
"But—"
"I said shut up." And he did, then Nikki turned to Sasuke, "Well Sasuke you don't have to make that big of a deal about it, do you? Besides it is kind-of hot to look at…" Sasuke looked back at the picture for a moment and thought about it.
"Sasuke! You can't seriously be thinking about it can you? It's you and me!" But when a shoe came across and hit Naruto in the face he shut up again.
"Dobe, you talk too much. And Nikki, I mean the dobe?" Sasuke asked her.
"Believe me Sasuke, Naruto gets really hot when he gets older"
"Hey! That's my boyfriend you're talking about!" Frankie cut in between the two.
"I is just stating a fact Frankie, don't need to get your panties in a bunch" Frankie glared at the girl, but before she could say anything Naruto spoke,
"He-he, Frankie in panties…" When Naruto said this, his face turned into that of Jiraiya when he is thinking of boobies.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" Frankie screamed tackling Naruto to the ground "YOU PERVERT" "AWWW don't be mad at me you know you love me" Naruto said with a big smile
"Whatever you idiot" Frankie said putting Naruto's headband over his eyes and kissing him
"I told you, you can't deny my awesomeness" Naruto said taking off the headband
"Your awesomeness? What awesomeness would that be then?" Frankie said with exaggeration
"I don't know, what do you think"
"I think it's that you know how to treat a girl right, well most of the time cause if you were perfect then there's no fun in that" Frankie told Naruto with a smile on her face.
Naruto just smiled back with a slight blush on his face.
"Okay well ummm… I'm just going to go and get the Wii from my house, so any suggestions on games."
Silence _ cricket cricket
"Okay great I'll be sure to bring that, oh hope you don't mind if I borrow Sasuke" Frankie said on her way out of Nikki's room
Silence _ cricket cricket
"This would be easier for you to explain to Naruto, he would listen easier than Sasuke. So take your time and cool down and I will cool down Mr. Hot Head kay" Frankie whispered to Nikki
Frankie went on her way with Sasuke to the quest of retrieving the Wii.
"Okay listen and listen good cause I don't really know how to explain Nikki's behavior but all I know is that before you guys came here we just thought you guys were TV shows"
"Okay Naruto I'm just going to make this short and sweet… Don't take me the wrong way cause I would look at this stuff before you guys came here… and the urge just hit me since I was already on the internet"
"Once we got into the show we would match up people with who we would think would be good with each other and well Nikki thought that there was no one who would look good with you two but each other"
"I like this stuff ever since the show was on TV and the parings weren't all that great so, the two of you were the best for each other in my opinion"
"So don't be mad at her okay I know that she doesn't mean anything by it. Please just go back to the way you two are okay please promise me that you will"
"I know I love him and everything, and these were just pictures so that doesn't mean anything right… I know that I shouldn't have looked at that stuff and kept it a secret from him" *TEAR TEAR CRY CRY*
"Don't Tear Tear Cry Cry on me okay everything's going to be alright, I'm sure once Frankie returns with Sasuke you two can make up with each other"
"It's difficult cause I just don't understand that woman and what's going on with her mind"
"Don't be a constant downer okay be positive and everything will work out I know it will you guys just need to talk to each other and work things out,… if you're not going to cry I'll cry for you" *Tear Tear Cry Cry*
After Tear Tear Cry Crying Frankie returns with the Wii and Sasuke for the moment of truth MUAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA!
"Hey guys were back" Frankie said as she was walking through the hallway
"This is awkward" Frankie said staring at the boy and the girl across from each other
"Sasuke" Nikki said giving puppy dog eyes
"I don't know are you going to be a good girl now"
Nikki: shakes head with puppy dog eyes
"Come here" Sasuke said with open arms
"Yay!" Nikki screamed jumping into Sasuke's arms hugging till they couldn't hug no more and of course kissing too
"What… that's it you got to be kidding" Frankie said hopping that there would be more to the show
"All that for nothing"
Nanami: SASUKE!
Livetodraw: NARUTO!
Naruto: PEOPLE!
Sasuke: We haven't seen you in forrrrrrever!
Livetodraw: It's like we have been in a warp whole of some sort, in some space time continuem, like lost souls!
Naruto: But you're here now! And that's all that matters
Nanami&Livetodraw: AWWWWWWWWWWW! BANZAI!
Sasuke: Hey...you guys look different...
Nanami: Oh yeah! we kind of grew up...
Livetodraw: You know...got taller...
Nanami: AND LOOK! I got bigger boobs!
Naruto: we can see that...
Nanami: Ahhh! LTD help me! Imma gonna get raped!
Livetodraw: That's what you get for showing off you tits
Nanami: You're so mean! Your's are bigger than mine!
Naruto: hehe
Sasuke: Naruto...shut up
Nanami: Aww our hero!
Sasuke:...
Nanami: Uhh...Sasuke?
Livetodraw: *whisper* I think he'sa lookin down ur shirt there
Nanami: Ahhhhh! *runs away*
Sasuke: Wait! I didn't mean it! You just all grow'd up on me! *runs after her*
Naruto: and then there were two
Livetodraw:...well...its us at the end again my friend
Naruto: yes...*tries to look somewhere he's not supposed to look again*
Livetodraw: *smack* SMACK'A DA FACE!
Naruto: Okay! I get it! *goes into emo corner
Livetodraw: Well...on that note, we'll see you guys next time!
