A/N: Have you ever noticed that when you enter a room of talkative toddlers it sounds like Chinese? Well me and Leiana have…we were on out way to the preschool room at school to help our prayer buddies make mothers day presents and we get to the door it sound like "He ya hai seng chow wei!" of something along the lines of that. So we go in there and start talking like that to them and it's the funniest thing ever. So then later the little guys were acting so DARN CUTE! We had a conversation about how immature the boys in our class were since they made a tower of cardboard bricks and then crashed through it after taking a picture when Shelby goes "Ill take him as my boyfriend." And she hugs this little kid that she was paling around with and he backs away with these HUMONGOUS eyes and practically freaks out. AND (Haha long AN) just a bit earlier the little guy Leiana was helping was practically stocking her by saying stuff about going to her house and petting her cats. Sadly the only thing my lil guy did was talk about being a dragon berry when he grows up and using really quite technical terms for a 3 or 4 year old. Those little buggers are just about the cutest thing EVER! NOW ON TO THE STORY!
The scary Vacuum of DOOM!
Edward- Hey where was I in the last chapter?
Bella- Making cookies in the microwave.
Edward- I was?
Bella- Yep
Alice- I thought he was Volvo shopping?
Bella- WHAT!
Edward- I can ex-
Bella- I told you that I was going to get you golf cart. WOULD YOU RATHER ME MAKE THAT A VW BUG! IN RAINBOW COLORS!
Jasper- I AM NOT GAY!
Edward- The Volvo is for you sweet cheeks!
Bella- It was?
Edward- Uhm…yes?
Bella- You lying son of a bitch.
Alice- How can you say that with a straight face?
Bella- It's a talent of mine.
Emmett- WWJE?
Edward- Huh?
Emmett- I'm on a diet. I didn't know weather to eat the chocolate bar or the chocolate shake, so I was asking you, What Would Jesus Eat?
Bella- I would go with the shake it has more calories and you don't get thirsty as fast!
Alice- Or buy some cotton candy! IT'S LIKE EATING CLOTHES!
(Jasper jumps onto the corner of the balcony like he's flying on the Titanic)
Japer- JACK IM FLYING!
Alice- Who the fuck is Jack?
Jasper- MY SECRET MAN-SLUT!
Bella- Ah shit, are we supposed to get man-sluts now?
Edward- I'll be your man-slut just don't hit me again! Whoops I don't think I was supposed to say that….
Bella- You unforgiving selfish ass!
(Edward squeals and tries to run into another room but Bella tackles him, puts him into a headlock, and bites his ear)
A/N: yeah very odd (most of the odd thing that are in my story are from real life experiences Haha) …I'm so pissed right now, its Wednesday right…? Well we were told yesterday that for our continuation ceremony at the Church tomorrow we could wear spaghetti straps just no strapless dresses. So we were all "Okay that's fine" but then today our principal comes to help rehearse, and she tells us that THE DRESS CODE WILL BE ENFORCED! Grr I am so P-O's my dress is spaghetti straps. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED! So I had to rush to find a wrap of some kind to cover up my shoulders and my back. Grr… but JUMP FOR JOY! Only one more day of real school left!
