CHAPTER 9
The next time Silver woke up he was in a cage. The angry feminists from before had knocked him unconscious and trapped him in a cage. Two of them loaded his cage into the back of their truck.
"Where are you taking me you psycho bitches?"
"To Rustboro City to meet the bitchiest feminist of them all. Our leader, Roxanne!"
"Hmm... is this Roxanne person hot?" The other feminist bashed a metal pole into his face, knocking him out again.
"DIE PERVERT!"
STORY CHANGE: Terry's Tales
Sapphire was sprinting to catch up with Ruby and Terry. They had completely lost their minds and continued singing the innuendo song.
Ruby: Let's say that we walked up to two gays
Terry: We-a say one passes and the other one plays
Ruby: We all no where the snake goes but never does it stay
Terry: If it's narcotic or erotic or possibly psychotic
It's a freakin' innuendo for- SISTER!
Terry stopped dead in his tracks as he saw Gold and Emerald coming straight for them.
"Sister? That's not how it goes," Ruby explained while stopping too. "It's 'If it's narcotic or erotic or possibly psychotic, it's a freakin' innuendo for you and me. Pay attention Kerry!"
"TERRY!"
"I still don't care dude..."
"Finally you assholes stopped!" Sapphire said. She stopped to catch her breath. "Let's get one thing straight. You're my monkey slaves! I don't chase after you. You chase after me! Damn it!"
"What's a-."
"I swear to God Ruby, if you ask what's a monkey again, I'll cut your nuts off and hang them over my fireplace!"
"EMERALD!" Terry called out to his sister. Gold and Emerald stopped running. Emerald wiped her face with her sleeve so no one would see that she was crying. "What-a are you doing here you sand encrusted little bitch!"
"YOU! How dare you? You know damn well why I'm out here! I'm bringing you back home to save our people!"
"Our people? Our-a people are ignorant boobs who worship something that will kill them! Our people can go fuck themselves for all I care!" Emerald didn't respond. She instead pulled three pokeballs off her belt.
"Have it your way... SAND TRINITY!" She released three pokemon at once, a Flygon, a Claydol and a Cacturne. Terry mentally kicked himself. He forgot that Emerald was the best trainer in their village.
"Oh snap..." He said soiling his pants. "Well-a I know when I'm beat... RUN BITCHES! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
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Sorry dudes. The chappie ends here. I just don't have the intention span to finish it right now. Why don't I just continue later, you ask? Well, first off I'm kind of running out of ideas. I need to think for a while. And second, my Mom is staying around for a couple of days instead of going to work. Third, staring at the computer screen for too long hurts my brain. Again, I'm sorry and I'll have a long chapter in like three days. Hey, even geniuses need breaks! Oh, and I lied. This is the shortest chapter ever.
