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Warning: Mild mentions of sex.


121. Clothing

At the sight of Christophe's black boxers hanging off the edge of his laundry bin, Gregory tries not to look too obvious in his fear of being caught as his mother obliviously chats to him, her back to the bin of clothes.

122. Nonsense

"Tweek…how the hell did we get from talking about coffee labels to how gnomes repopulate?"

123. Lines

"You can't cut the line, Damien dear, you have to be patient," Pip says, trying to stay calm in the middle of the angry shouts from the other patrons before Damien responds, "I was being patient, but it took too long."

124. Drawing

"Have at you!" Gregory declares, drawing his sword with a devilish grin, while Christophe takes out his own for their weekly spar, replying cheekily, "To ze death, sir!"

125. Pensive

"What are you thinking about?" Tweek asks Craig curiously as the latter stares off into the distance before he whispers back, "Wondering if I make a weird face whenever I'm thinking really hard."

126. Troubadour

"You'd probably be a minstrel, Pip," Damien replies when his boyfriend asks him what kind of warrior he would be if the boys had actually invited them to play their weird Game of Thrones/Lord of the Rings game.

127. Anathema

The two are in each other's faces, nose to nose, hissing out their vehement dislike for once another; five minutes later, a surprised Butters finds an embarrassed Gregory and a blushing red Christophe in the back room of the science lab, their compromised position and shaggy hair leaving not much to the imagination.

128. Found

When the fireworks begin, Craig's eyes are immediately searching for his boyfriend as everyone merely makes merry chatting and ogling at the sparkling lights from the window; he locates him only a minute later in the walk-in pantry, enveloping him in a tight hug and stroking his hair to stop his violent shivering.

129. Forbidden

Pip is Damien's precious angel and if anyone dares to say their relationship is wrong or illogical, he has no problem showing them the error of their ways.

130. Leopard

"You know what zey say, mon cher, 'a leopard cannot change 'is spots'," Christophe claims before Gregory growls back, "Not when those spots of dirt can be easily washed off!"

131. Bridesmaid

"Always the bridesmaid, never the bride, huh?" Bebe asks Tweek as he watches Kenny and Butters dancing closely together on the floor of their wedding reception; Tweek gives a small grin as his grip tightens on the small case in his pocket that he's had for almost a year, muttering, "Not for long…"

132. Sunburn

"I catch fire faster than bacon!" Pip shouts, trying to cover himself up, as well as applying sunscreen, while his boyfriend grumpily replies from under his dark umbrella, "Tell me about it…"

133. Taunt

"You like me…you want to kiss me…" Christophe is singing teasingly after Gregory finally finds the courage to tell the other he's in love with him, too.

134. Pale

The very first time Craig leans in, laying the softest of kisses on Tweek's cheek, the latter goes white as a sheet before promptly fainting.

135. Enough

"This—Damien—this is all I will ever need—you are all I will ever need—I don't need anything from the world but you and me, together and happy!" Pip pants out, feeling horribly desperate as he continues, "It's like my whole life is not real unless you're in it and I'm with you and we're facing everything together!"


A/N: In which Butters catches our two favorite mercenaries, Tweek can't deal with loud noises, and Pip and Damien try to enjoy a day at the beach.

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