Hope you all had a good Valentine's Day. My mommy was my valentine. She'll never leave me. Heh heh, twitch , NEVER. But no, i've never had a REAL valentine. Will someone be my valentine? JK this whole holiday is overrated. (seriously, i need one.)

Wow, I hate Valentine's Day. It's not because i've never had a boyfriend (because I haven't) and because I have no one on this "special" day, (because I don't). Its these people who think its the most important day of their lives! They think that having a Valentine will complete their lives for ever, or some random crap like that.

Not me. I'm a realist. I know that only the truly desperate get overly worked up. And the REALLY desperate/insane people form anti-valentines day coalitions. Puh-leeze. No one cares how much you hate yourself.

My mother is getting waaaaaay to worked up over this. She spinkled a shit load of little red hearts all over the house. She even burnt her coveted heart shaped pancakes. She wanted me and my dad to take a bunch of pictures with goggly heart headbands on.

After choking down breakfast and escaping my mother's love wrath, I hurried off to school, the last place I wanted to be. They made us fill out some crappy survey to see how we matched up from people from our school. I would have thrown it away, but our stupid english teacher made it count as a grade.

"Hey, Toph," Aang said, cheery as usual. "I got a carnation!" he said, waving the flower in my face. The more people kiss ass to you, the more flowers you get. I have none, not suprising, and Aang has one. Once he reads who it's from, he'll be crushed. Disappointment in three...two...one...

"Aw man,! It's from Meng!" he said. No, I didn't buy him a fake flower so I could watch his spirit die. Am I enjoying it? A little. Poor kid. I almost feel bad. Almost.

"Stalkers count," I told him. He sighed and tossed the flower in the trash.

The rest of the day was a boring blur. Almost everyone wore red or pink, the lunch made horrible love puns (Come on, goochie goo fries? Kill me. Please, and make it quick. I would have made something awesome, like, wanna fuck fries? Or, crap, the condom broke milk.)

Finally, the bell rang. I could not get out of there quick enough.

"Did you get your results?" Aang asked after school. We were chilling at his house.

"Nah, I just walked out."

"Oh, well, I got mine." Aang said. Why couldn't he just let this go?

"Super."

"...And yours."

"Aang," I said flipping through the channels on his TV, "I really don't care-"

"Your perfect match is me."

"WHAT?" I said snatching the paper from his hands. Sure enough, there was my name. Dammit.

"Well...this is akward," Aang said. He tried to smile but I was glaring.

"I mean, do they really think we'd be a good match?" he said, smiling.

I couldn't help but laugh. "Yea, we'd just end up fighting all the time. Oh Aang, kiss me," I said joking.

Aang laughed. "Oh, Toph. I love you sooo much. Your my forever girl!"

We were literally in tears. "This is so stupid!" I collapsed on the floor, holding my sides. I didn't realize Aang had already fallen. Our heads bumped and then it happened.

We kissed. My lips fell on his. They were so soft. My eyes widened, but I didn't pull away. Aang's hands were on my waist. I felt him lean in again, and pretty soon, we were making out.

I'm not sure who freaked out first, but soon we were both stammering and not looking at each other.

"I gotta go," I said grabbing my bag and running out the door. I sat in my car, trying to catch my breath. I jumped when someone tapped my window.

"Listen, Aang, I-"

"Happy Valentine's Day." Aang said, holding a fresh cut red tulip. He must've got it from a neighbors lawn.

I wasn't shocked when he reached down to kiss my cheek. "I'm glad you're my top choice," he said, turning back to his house.

Huh. That was... unexpected. I sped home, the sun setting, trying to clear my head.

When i got home, there were rose pedals all over the place. I dreaded climbing the stairs to my past my parents room. The noises they were making would scar anyone.

Okay, V-day isn't for pathetic losers. Its for people celeberating the one's their finally happy with. I'm glad i found mine.