And here we are once again for the next chappie!
"Is your father ok?" Amy asked her children, who were still playing the Sad Violin Song.
"I don't think so", Zach shook his head. "Anyway, can you continue the story for us?" he and Jenny stopped playing with their violins.
"Fine, fine", the mother sat on the couch. "Let's see…This is my favorite part of this story", she smiled.
"Gee, I wonder why", Zach rolled his eyes sarcastically.
"Shut up", Jenny nudged him in the arm hardly. "Anyway, let's hear it!" she stood up on her bed readily.
Chapter Nine
Amy was waiting for Shadow as she rubbed her stomach hungrily. Through the whole time that he was gone, she watched some TV, but it kept showing some food commercials from restaurants and such. Yet, she couldn't wait any longer. Luckily, there was a knock on the door. She quickly got off of the bed and rushed to the door.
"It's about time, Shadow", Amy opened the door snappily.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Rouge asked, who was standing at the door with Blaze.
"Oh, sorry about that", the pink hedgehog lowered her head. "I thought that you were Shadow. See, I sent him out to get me some breakfast, but he's taking forever."
"Same with Knuckles", the bat rubbed the back of her head.
"And Silver", the purple cat agreed. "Anyway, forget about them. You wanna come to the spa with us?"
"Oh, my gosh, I almost forgotten about it! I'm in!" Amy said happily.
"Well, c'mon, let's go get Cream and Cosmo", Rouge said as she and the girls walked down the hallway after Amy took her key and closed the door.
"I don't know", Blaze said fretfully. "I mean, they are trying to kill each other."
"Why do you say that?" Amy turned to her.
"Well, they are in love with the same guy", Blaze replied. "I hope this whole trip doesn't become a Jerry Springer episode."
"Don't tell me you watch that show too", Amy sweatdropped.
"Heck, I tape that show", Rouge spoke. Once she and the others reached to Cream's door, she knocked on it.
"TAILS!!" Cream opened the door as she was in a wedding gown. "Oh", she sweatdropped. Speedily, she went to the bathroom and came back out in her regular red dress and red and yellow shoes. "Hey, what's up?"
"Cream, where did you get that wedding dress?" Blaze asked oddly.
"What wedding dress?" the rabbit pretended that she was dumb.
"Nevermind, do you wanna come with us to the spa?" Rouge asked with a smile.
"Definitely!" Cream said gladly as she took her key and closed the door behind her.
"One more stop", Amy walked all the way to Cosmo's room with the girls following her. She knocked on the door.
"TAILS!!" Cosmo opened the door with her wedding gown on. "Oh, shoot", she sweatdropped.
"Hey, that's the same wedding dress that I got!" Cream pointed at her insolently.
"Copy-cat", Cosmo narrowed her eyebrows at her contemptibly.
"Watch it, bud", Blaze pointed at her dangerously.
"Be right back", Cosmo said. She then went to the bathroom, put on her regular green and white flower-like dress and came back out just after she got her key. "So what's going on?"
"Look, I know you and Cream are in love with the same guy, but just drop it", Rouge explained serenely. "However, I think we should take time from the guys and head to the spa!" she said with enthusiasm.
"YAY!!" Cosmo and the other girls cheered.
"Let's go, ladies!" Rouge pointed ahead courageously.
(BGM plays "Hott Stuff (I Want You Back)" by Pussycat Dolls)
A few minutes later, the girls made it to the spa area, which was one floor below to where their rooms were. They were so ready to get manicures, pedicures, etc! Readily, they ran inside and went to get their appointments started. First, Rouge, Amy, Blaze, and Cream were getting back massages from hott, sexy muscular men. As for Cosmo, she looked around for her massager. But then, a tall evil looking old lady came up to her. Cosmo had her jaws dropped in shock, fear, confusion, and disappointment.
Well I tried
But I won't give in
That's alright
'Cause I'm going to win
Now I know
I've got to let you go
Now I see
You were never meant for me
Many minutes later, the girls decided to get their fingernails and toenails done. Amy decided to go with red, because it was her favorite color. Rouge chose purple, because she wanted her nails to match with most of the outfits that she brought. Blaze let the employees even out her cat claws and cleaned them properly. Cream didn't have nails really, so she decided to get a foot massage. Lastly, Cosmo couldn't figure out which nail color that she wanted. At first, she wanted to go with light green, but then, she decided pink. Then again, she thought of choosing orange in order to impress Tails, but she felt like it wouldn't look good on her. The nail technicians sighed with bore and frustration as Cosmo continued to ponder to herself.
Looking for your hot stuff
Baby, I need it
Looking for your hot stuff
Baby, tonight
I want your hot stuff
I got to feel it
Got to have your hot stuff
Got to have your love tonight
Soon after the manicure and pedicure hour was done, the girls decided to get a nice tan. They went to the pool area and relaxed under their umbrellas as they lay back on their beach towels. Amy and Rouge wore bikinis while the other three wore their one piece swimsuits. All of them had on some shades and sandals on their feet. When they got done, their tans looked awesome, except for Cosmo's. She had a bad sunburn and her skin was light red. Well, reasons why because she forgot her sunscreen and she had the tanning mirror close to her face. Amy and the others lift up their shades as they looked at her inexplicably.
Ooh yeah
I want you back
Ooh yeah
I want you back
"What?" Cosmo turned to them cynically. Stupidly, she looked down at her red skin and let out a scream of bloody murder.
Cream started laughing at Cosmo as so did the others. The life guard watched Cosmo run around in circles as she panicked. He sweatdropped. Nearby, Sonic came out in the area, hoping to find those idiots or his long lost diary. He turned to his right and saw the heroines in their swimsuits. But then, he turned to Amy, who had a nice looking tan and wore a sexy red bikini.
"WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAA!!" the blue hedgehog said loudly in daze as he had a bad nose bleed and fainted back in anime style. He had a red blush on his face, blood running down from his nostrils, and a weird smile on his face as he twitched. Plus, hearts replaced his eyeballs.
I remember the love in your eye
When you took my hand and said goodbye
I don't know where the river flows
But now I'm free
I'm not going to go down again
Later on, the female group went down to the Jacuzzi room and indicated to relax in the hot tubs. Amy, Rouge, Cream, and Blaze sat down in a circular tub with bubbles rising from the bottom. Cosmo preferred to check the temperature, since she still had the bad sunburn. Carefully, she touched the water with her left foot.
"YOOOOWWWWW!!" she shouted painfully. "HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!" she started rolling around on the floor, acting like she was on fire, but she wasn't.
Looking for your hot stuff
Baby, I need it (Come on)
Looking for your hot stuff
Baby, tonight (Baby, baby)
I want your hot stuff
I got to feel it (I got to feel it)
Got to have your hot stuff
Got to have your love tonight
A little while later, the group went to get their hair done. Amy had her hair in twisties with a bun in the back. Rouge had her hair combed down with curls at the ends. Blaze had her ponytail combed out and was held up by a dark blue ribbon. Cream had her bunny ears brushed out and had red bows attached to them. And last, Cosmo had her hair combed straight down and got it in two pigtails to the sides.
Ooh yeah
I want you back
Ooh yeah
I want you back
Ooh yeah
I want you back
Ooh yeah
I want you back
Moving on, the girls went to a small shopping mall, which was near the beauty salon. The girls tried on some clothes as they did some model poses. Amy mostly chose some cute summer clothes and hats. Rouge picked out some sexy dresses, shirts, pants, and shoes. Blaze selected some girly clothes and some athletic clothing. Cream went with short kiddy dresses. Cosmo chose some dresses, tops with jeans, and some martial arts outfits. When she tried to do some martial arts stunts, she inadvertently knocked down a couple of employees. She and her friends sweatdropped. Luckily, the clothes were for free!
Hot, hot, hot
Hot, hot, hot
Hot, hot, hot
Hot, hot, hot
Sometime later, the five ladies went down to the arcade room. Blaze and Rouge went against each other on 'Dance Dance Revolution' on hard level. However, the purple cat was able to beat the white bat with her fast moving feet. Clearly, she learned all of that from Silver, considering they go to the arcade almost all the time. When the two were finished, Cream and Cosmo went head to head, but they couldn't keep up with the steps. Instead, they tumbled and fell off the dance pads.
Looking for your hot stuff
Baby, I need it
Looking for your hot stuff
Baby, tonight (Baby, tonight)
I want your hot stuff
I got to feel it
Got to have your hot stuff
Got to have your love tonight
Shortly after that, the girls went to the souvenir store, right next to the arcade room. Amy picked out a couple of key-chains that had "Cruise Rosemary" in gold print and in cursive handwriting. She was planning on giving one to Shadow and keeping one to herself. Cream picked out a card that had a love poem in it for Tails. Little did she know, Cosmo picked out a different love poem for her crush. They looked at each other with hatred and jealousy in their eyes. Blaze found a T-Shirt that read "OMG! I WAS ON CRUISE ROSEMARY!" in big bold letters. Rouge got a couple of sun visors for her and Knuckles that read "Rosemary" on the top in print writing.
Looking for your hot stuff
Baby, I need it (Baby, I need it)
Looking for your hot stuff
Baby, tonight (Baby, tonight)
I want your hot stuff
I got to feel it (I got to feel it)
Got to have your hot stuff
Got to have your love tonight
Right after that, they went to a little shop that had make-up, perfume, lotion, etc. Amy got some strawberry lotion and perfume along with some massaging oil so Shadow could give her a nice massage one day. Rouge only got some rainbow colored eye shadow and bubble gum flavored perfume. Blaze got a make-up kit and a small basket of bottles of nature smelling lotion and shampoo. Cream and Cosmo were fighting over a large bottle of love potion, because they both wanted to use it on Tails. They growled as they did a little tug-a-war scene.
Ooh yeah
I want you back
Ooh yeah
I want you back
Ooh yeah
I want you back
Ooh yeah
I want you back
Once they got done shopping, they left the small shop and went back upstairs. However, they had to struggle with their heavy bags of clothes, souvenirs, and all of the other things that they got. Cosmo had the heaviest bags, so she took a long time to reach to the stairs. Over and over again, she fell down the stairs and kept trying to get to the top.
Ooh yeah
Tell me that you
Do yeah
Ooh yeah
Tell me that you
Do yeah
Ooh yeah
Tell me that you
Do yeah
Ooh yeah
Tell me that you
Do yeah
(Song ends.)
Meanwhile, Shadow, Silver, Knux, and Tails were walking down a long hallway in order to find their way back to their rooms. They were lucky that they didn't run into Sonic, or else they would've been in big trouble. By the way, they still had the diary.
"You still reading that diary, Tails?" Knux looked back.
"Yep", the fox replied with a nod.
"Maybe we should give it back to Sonic", Silver said with concern. "I mean, it was fun and all, but I think we should return it in order to avoid some trouble."
"I'm not scared of him", Shadow rolled his eyes. "Hold it", he ordered as he and the others stopped.
"What?" Tails looked up but then bumped into Knuckles.
"Watch it, you retard", the echidna said rudely.
"My bad", Tails lowered his head cheerlessly.
"What is it?" Silver asked.
"Shh!" Shadow whispered. He tip toed to a corner and took a peek. He saw the girls walking down the hall confusingly, because they were lost. An evil idea popped up in his head. He zipped back to his group. "The girls are coming. Let's play a prank on them."
"By how? Scaring them or something?" Tails scratched his head.
"Exactly", Shadow said as he pulled out a flute. He closed his eyes and played the flute outloud. Suddenly, a large python slithered its way to him.
"JESUS!" Silver backed up to the wall unpleasantly along with Tails and Knuckles. "Where the heck did you get that!?"
"From eBay", Shadow answered. "Sick 'em", he ordered his pet snake.
The python went down the way and reached to the corner. It saw the girls and charged at them. Cream screamed in panic as she pointed at it. Then the other girls looked at the snake.
"I got it!" Rouge threw her things on the ground and charged at the overlarge snake.
"Rouge!" Blaze and Amy called out for her.
"Don't worry! I saw it on TV once!" Rouge said bravely. As the python tried to strike her, she grabbed it by the neck and wrapped it up into a ball. Then she kicked it down the hallway like a soccer ball. "See?" she looked back at her friends sarcastically.
"My snake!" Shadow threw his hands in the air worriedly.
"My turn", Tails stepped up in front of his friends. "This tarantula should scare the crap out of them", he pulled out a cage. He sat it down and let out a hand-size tarantula and watched it walk away.
As Rouge picked up her things, Blaze tapped her on the shoulder and pointed forward. The bat shrieked as she jumped and landed on Amy's arms. The group only saw a tarantula walking towards them.
"Eww", Cream and Cosmo said in disgust.
"Oh, it's just nothing", Blaze walked to the spider. Intensely, she stepped on it and scraped the remains off of her shoes. "Yuck."
"Spidey!" Tails cried sadly with tears in his eyes.
"Ooh, I know!" Knuckles ran up to the corner. He threw a small capsule out in the opening.
"What's that?" Cosmo pointed up ahead.
The capsule exploded and a couple of ninjas popped up out of nowhere. Well, one of them was the red Power Ranger and the other was a blue ranger. Amy gasped as Cosmo walked up in front of the gang. The plant girl sat her bags on the ground and pulled out a red headband. Then she put it on and got in her fighting position.
"We shall do kung-fu!" she said fearlessly.
"Kung-fu. Yes, we shall do kung-fu", the red ranger got in his fighting position.
"That way we can see who's better at kung-fu, muhahahaha", the blue ranger added.
"YAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" Cosmo charged at them.
"CHAAAARRRRRGE!!" the two rangers charged at her.
Everyone amazingly watched Cosmo beat the crap out of the two Power Rangers. Hey, aren't they the good guys? Oh, well. As the whole battle went on, Cosmo punched, kicked, slapped, and did some other moves to attack the guys. Once she got done, she took off her headband and got in a finishing pose.
"You have done well, pupil", Master Fung (from Xiaolin Showdown) said and bowed.
"Thank you", Cosmo bowed also.
"GRRRR!! CURSES!!" Knuckles stomped on his left foot angrily.
"Now it's my turn", Silver pulled out a Chucky doll. He pressed the button and the doll came to life.
"I'M GONNA CUT OFF YOUR LEGS!" the evil doll said madly as he got off of Silver's hands and walked its way to the girls.
"Where the heck did you get that?" Tails asked strangely.
"From eBay", the white hedgehog answered.
"Copy-cat", the black hedgehog turned to him without gratitude.
Before the girls could've continued their walk, they saw an evil Chucky doll heading towards them. They all shrieked in horror as they hugged each other. Except for Amy, because she wasn't scared of evil dolls. However, Chucky pulled out a butcher's knife. The pink hedgehog put on a football helmet and got in position.
"22! 26! Taco Bell! Hut!" she said and charged at the doll.
"Huh?" Chucky stopped and raised an eyebrow. Before he blinked, he was suddenly kicked in the air by Amy. He screamed as he flew through the ceiling and landed in the water.
"Peace of cake", Amy took off her helmet.
"Darn it!" Silver snapped his fingers irritably.
"Something's telling me that it's the boys that are pulling off these tricks on us", Rouge rubbed her chin.
"Now what?" Tails whispered impatiently.
"I don't know", Silver crossed his arms. Suddenly, he and the others started hearing footsteps. "Run!" he whispered orderly.
On the spur of the moment, the boys took off running back down the way from whichever they came from. The girls appeared at their hiding spot, but didn't see them. All they saw was a trace of smoke and their footprints. Welp, they were right. It was the boys. Further away from them, Sonic was walking around with his golf club, still looking for his so called comrades. That was until he saw the girls.
"Um, excuse me", he raised a hand.
"Huh?" the girls turned to him.
"Say, have you seen either Shadow, Tails, Silver, or Knuckles anywhere?" Sonic asked politely. "Cause, I'm looking for them, because they stole my diary-I mean, something important."
"You have a diary?" Cosmo raised an eyebrow.
"IT'S A LONG STORY, OK!?" Sonic hollered lividly. "So anyway, what's going on here?"
"Well, the guys are trying to scare us with their ridiculous pranks", Blaze explained as she crossed her arms.
"Really? Well, I think I can help you out", Sonic said with an evil smirk. "In fact, I know all of their biggest fears."
"Even Shadow's?" Amy blinked twice.
"Even Shadow's", Sonic nodded. "And I got a great plan too."
Moments later, Shadow and the guys made it back to the hallway that led to their rooms. They sighed in relief, because they thought the girls noticed them. At any rate, they started walking to their rooms.
"That was close", Tails wiped the sweat off of his forehead. Out of nowhere, a puppet came from the air vent and surprised him and the guys. He widened his eyes in trepidation, because the puppet looked like Michael Jackson. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!" he pointed at it horrendously. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" he turned around and took off running.
"It's just a puppet", Knuckles pulled the puppet down from the ceiling. Suddenly, another puppet came down and made him jump. In fact, the puppet resembled Saddam Hussein in South Park version. "TERRORIST!!" he pointed at the puppet in terror and ran off in the other direction with Tails.
"Another puppet", Silver pulled the fake doll down. "What's next?"
"Hey, look!" a Silver fan-girl pointed at him. "IT'S SILVER!!"
"Let's kiss him!" another fan-girl said with hearts in her eyes.
"CRAZY FAN-GIRLS!!" the white hedgehog took off running, following the other two scaredy-cats. His fan-girls chased after him.
"Ha, I ain't scared of anything", Shadow crossed his arms with his eyes closed. He opened his eyes, but they suddenly widened in fear.
"Hi, Shadow!" Amy waved with a childish smile. Standing right next to her was Barney the Dinosaur.
"I love you, you love me-," the purple/pink dino began to sing as he opened his arms for a hug.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Shadow screamed bloody murder. "GET AWAY FROM ME!! I DON'T WANNA GET RAPED!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" he ran off in the other direction.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!!" Amy cracked up laughing. "Nice going there, Sonic", she turned to the purple dinosaur.
"Phew, it's hot in here", Sonic took off the disguise. "Anyway…Would you like me to carry some of your things to your room?" he offered.
"That'll be great", Amy smiled at him.
Easily, Sonic picked up some of her bags full of clothes while she picked up a few other bags of souvenirs and additional stuff. She turned the key in and opened the door. Sonic zipped in, sat the bags on the floor, and came back out.
"Say, how did you know that Barney was Shadow's biggest fear?" Amy asked him astoundingly.
"Well, considering how dark he is, I thought that he might be afraid of happy stuff, like some baby stuff or something", Sonic explained. "Plus, most devil worshippers are scared of Barney."
"Shadow doesn't worship the devil", Amy sweatdropped.
"You may never know", Sonic pointed out.
The pink hedgehog shrugged her shoulders. As she walked inside to put her bags on the dresser, Sonic sprayed some mouth spray in his mouth, so that way his breath would smell good. He was gonna try to kiss her, since Shadow wasn't around. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. Crazily, he leaned his lips, but ended up bumping his face into the door.
"OWW!!" he held his nose in pain. "Dang it", he walked away unhappily.
"So that's Dad's biggest fear", Zach sweatdropped.
"Well, you're scared of Elmo", Jenny crossed her arms.
"ELMO!? WHERE!?" her brother looked around abysmally.
"See?" Jenny rolled her eyes.
"Um…Anyway, I'm gonna wash my face and such, so I'll be right back", the mother got up and walked out of the room.
After she left, Zach did the privilege of knocking on the closet door again. However, his father didn't say anything. He knocked again, but his father still didn't come out. So there was only one way to get him out and to see what happens next in the story.
"Dad, if you don't come out, we'll call Barney on you", Zach said with a smirk.
Fearfully, Shadow burst through the door and made a big hole in it. Jenny gasped, because that's the second time that he made a hole in her room. Shadow looked around and realized that he scared the crap out of his kids. He sighed calmly.
"Ok. Let me ask you this", he said seriously. "Are you two getting tired yet?"
"Nope", his children replied.
"UGH!!" Shadow fainted in anime style. "Great, they're not even tired yet! How long will this take to put them to sleep so I can get my freak on with Amy!?" he thought urgently.
Once again, poor Shaddie. Anyway, here's the next preview to the next chappie!
Preview:
"Hey, hey, you-you", Tails came up to him, all drunk. "You-you're, you're tall, man. I mean, you're huge-," he said then hiccupped.
"Oh no, not you too", Sonic slapped his forehead as he sweatdropped.
"Like seriously, I challenge you to a…to a…" Tails froze, but then blacked out and fell back.
"Oh, for peace sakes", the disguised hedgehog slapped his forehead again.
Oh, wow. Anyway, R&R! Thanks!
