We are slightly retarted. Sorry. (
Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Nine - Annoying
Character List;;
vampcrzy - Bella
tomanyvoices - Edward
Jazzfest - Jasper
icdafuture - Alice
Mr.Macho - Emmett
mamabear - Esme
Angelface - Rosalie
vampgod - Carlisle
PuppyLove - Jacob
ARTICHOKIEE - Rebecca
SquirtGrl - Liliana
IGotTheGun - Charlie
bellabmilife - Mike
vampcrzy has signed on
tomanyvoices has signed on
vampcrzy: You left your cellphone here last night.
tomanyvoices: Dammit.
IGotTheGun has signed on
IGotTheGun: When was Edward over last night?
vampcrzy: ...Dad?
IGottheGun: Yeah, Bells?
vampcrzy: I meant like in my car. Um..when he and I went...to Seattle.
vampcrzy: Yeah, thats it. when we went to Seattle.
IGotTheGun: You are a bad liar, even on the computer.
vampcrzy: Aren't you at work?
tomanyvoices: No Charlie, we actually went to Seattle.
IGotTheGun: Yeah, but it is a slow day. And sorry for not believing you, Bells.
vampcrzy: I'm bringing your phone to you, baby.
vampcrzy has signed out
tomanyvoices: Well Good-bye, Charlie
IGotTheGun: Good-bye, Edward.
vampcrzy has signed on
vampcrzy: Okay. I'm in the truck now.
tomanyvoices has signed off
IGotTheGun has signed off
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: Thank god! That was so awkward.
vampcrzy: Sorry. How did he know what we were talking about? And I love it that you're a perfect liar. I didn't think he would really...believe me.
tomanyvoices: He didn't know what you were talking about. He thought you were rambling. And I have to be a perfect liar so people would think my family and myself are human
vampcrzy: That would be creepy if he signed on again. Oh my gosh! I better keep my eyes on the road!
tomanyvoices: Please keep your eyes on the road. And he won't be signing on again, this is a private chat for the Cullen family and Bella. xD
vampcrzy: And the occasional dog. rolls eyes
tomanyvoices: Only if he finds a way to get into the chat room
vampcrzy: did you like yesterday? I did. Oh Flubber Nuggets.
tomanyvoices: Whats wrong?
vampcrzy: I think I passed the driveway.
tomanyvoices: Nice one.
squirtgrl: Did you just take mine and Rebecca's saying?!
vampcrzy: Crazy person. Come get me Eddie.
squirtgrl: gags
ARTICHOKIEE: THEY STOLE FLUBBER NUGGETS!
squirtgrl: Where'd you come from?
squirtgrl: Are you invisible!?
vampcrzy: not you again.
ARTICHOKIEE: Yes I am. And what about you?! And we're backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
vampcrzy: I'm pulling in the drive now. do you hear me?
squirtgrl: We never really left. XD
ARTICHOKIEE: We have been here the whole time. mwahahaha
tomanyvoices: Yes I hear you. I just believe these 'flubber nuggets' cmae back!
squirtgrl: Aww. Eddie you really DO loves us!
vampcrzy: Back off squirtball.
ARTICHOKIEE: I feel loved! How about you Lil?!
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: Bella's going to be insulting the humans! Like yesterday!
squirtgrl: sticks tongue out at Bella Edward loves us. Back offffffffffff!
tomanyvoices: I find you two super annoying.
ARTICHOKIEE: Well well well. We COULD write even worse stuff that would make you want to shame yourself, but we love you to much to do that.
squirtgrl: Everyone but Bella...and Rose. Ew. I hate her.
ARTICHOKIEE: I just envy the two. they have great guys. haha
tomanyvoices: Oh my god. just shut upppppp!
Angelface has signed on
Angelface: What did you just say about me? oooo. I will come through this computer and rip you to shredsssssss
squirtgrl: Yes Edward. You are God.
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: I am godly-er-er-er...yeah...
vampcrzy: Emmett...
squirtgrl: Stop insulting Jesus!
ARTICHOKIEE: Emmett, would you like a squirt gun...that shoot permanent colored dye?
vampcrzy: I think that you two should leave before I get inside and actually get on a computer.
icdafuture: At least nobody's trying to get at Jazzy.
ARTICHOKIEE: Alice, I love Jasper also. But I love you to so I wouldn't do that to you xD
tomanyvoices: -growls-
squirtgrl: Same! I do have a question though. Oooo. Wow. Growl again. That was hot.
tomanyvoices: No! Sicko.
ARTICHOKIEE: Heehee, he just said sicko
vampcrzy has signed off
squirtgrl: Pwease. I'll leave if you do it...like5 more tiems.
icdafuture: I would leave, girls. Bella is running. Oh. She just tripped on the stairs...and her nose is bleeding...and JAZZ BETTER STOP TRYING TO ATTACK HER!
tomanyvoices: NO!
ARTICHOKIEE: Hm. Fine. Don't do it. hahahahaha
tomanyvoices: Dammit.
Mr.Macho: hahahahahahah. PICTURE TIMEEE
icdafuture: BRB.
ARTICHOKIEE: So Lil.
squirtgrl: I wonder how Jessica and Mike are doing. AND Jacob. think we should tell them out to get in here?
ARTICHOKIEE: hmmmm, why not. heeheehee
tomanyvoices: Do not bring Newton, Stanley or the dog in here.
bellabmilife has signed on
bellabmilife: Thanks for showing me how to talk to Bella, Lil. You're an angel.
squirtgrl: She'll be on in a minute. She's got a nose bleed.
ARTICHOKIEE: Is that mike newton? -mischevious grin-
tomanyvoices: EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
squirtgrl: Why yes. It is.
vampcrzy has signed on
vampcrzy: I swear that when Edward bites me I'm coming after you two!
ARTICHOKIEE: Fine. Do it. I dare ya!
bellabmilife: When Edward bites you? That's kinky. You're still with that LOSER though??
ARTICHOKIEE: Shut up, Newton!
tomanyvoices: Yeah what the demon above me said!
bellabmilife: When will you leave him and be with me? Wait...Why is your screen name 'vampcrzy'? You dont like scary movies. You just about hurlled when we went to see that zombie movie.
vampcrzy: Edward doesn't know we went to the movie!
ARTICHOKIEE: Newton, I seem to recall YOU throwing up! MWAHAHAHAHA
tomanyvoices: What movie?!
bellabmilife: I was sick! That was the difference!
vampcrzy: It was some zombie movie...when you were at Volterra.
squirtgrl: Newton doesn't know about your lovely vampires.
ARTICHOKIEE: Newton is clueless.
tomanyvoices: I dislike you two
icdafuture: She doesn't mean that Mike! Bella, will you just shut up and start insulting these demons.
Mr.Macho: I would like to point out that I have been exceptionally quite this entire time. I would just like to say that I like these two demons. They are funny and I enjoy them being here. -sticks tongue out at Edward and Bella-
squirtgrl: Will you marry me?
ARTICHOKIEE: Will you marry both of us?
Angelface: growls
squirtgrl: We can share you!
tomanyvoices: I thought you two loved me?
ARTICHOKIEE: Fine. Edward if you stop being such a grouch I might ask you to marry me, again.
squirtgrl: I think that Edward is a little bit...jealous. Wait! You asked him to marry you already? oO You hate me! I do love you Edward, but you seem very mad at me. It makes me sad. Remember, I'll leave if you growl 5 more times. wink
bellabmilife: Wow. You guys are freaks.
ARTICHOKIEE: Shut up Mike! We don't own you. but we could do terrible things to you. mwahahahah
tomanyvoices: I am scared.
Mr.Macho: hahahaha
vampcrzy: Keep talking Mike. I could enjoy this.
squirtgrl: Why are you scared, love?
bellabmilife: Anything for you my Bella-Bear.
tomanyvoices: The things you two can do...-shudders-
ARTICHOKIEE: Mike. I can make sure that the next time you are with Jessica, you will get very cold. If you know wha I mean.
squirtgrl: So, Emmett will you marry us?
bellabemilife: I don't have any clue what you're talking about Artichoke.
ARTICHOKIEE: Trust me Mike. Don't mess with me -mischevious grin-
Mr.Macho: No. I have Rose. But I will be your guys' best friend! You two are fun!
squirtgrl: You're grounded from Rose remember?
Angelface: Don't remind me, bitch.
Angelface has signed off
Mr.Macho: Well that punishment is soon to be over, but uhm. I need to go, uh...hunt.
Mr.Macho has signed off
ARTICHOKIEE: Meaning him and Rosalie are going to the woods together xD
tomanyvoices: Strange. you two are strange.
bellabmilife: Its not hunting season and Rose and Emmett are RELATED!?
mamabear has signed on
mamabear: Did that Grizzly and his wife just sneak out of the house together?
ARTICHOKIEE: ESMEEEEEEEEEEE:
mamabear: Rebecca, dear. Its so nice to see you again. How've you been?
icdafuture: I thought Bella was going to insult them.
vampcrzy: Too...busy...kissing...Edward
ARTICHOKIEE: I am good Esme, and how are you?
mamabear: I'm fine. Is Liliana on? are you all invited to the wedding?
ARTICHOKIEE: Yes, Lil is on. And we never got an invite! Edwardddddd. Belllllaaaaaaa. You got
some splainin' to do.
vampcrzy: You're not welcome children of the damned.
ARTICHOKIEE: At least Esme and Emmett love us.
tomanyvoices: You two are evil.
mamabear: I can't have children. I'm damned.
squirtgrl: I could so kick your ass Bella.
vampcrzy: You wanna go, girlfriend?
bellabmilife: Chick fight! Woo!
ARTICHOIKIEE: Oh no.
tomanyvoices: This will turn out badly.
icdafuture: I'm going to go tell the others to get on! this is going to be priceless.
vampcrzy: What do they call a blond who can't see?
ARTICHOKIEE: Don't diss blondes.
vampcrzy: Blond as a bat.
squirtgrl: oO You suck. What do you call a girl who can't get a clue?
ARTICHOKIEE: Bella Swan?
squirtgrl: Of course!
icdafuture: I'm back!
Angelface has signed on
tomanyvoices: Enough out of all of you! God, you two are annoying little demons! I am out of here!
tomanyvoices has signed off
squirtgrl: dammit! You win today Bella.
squirtgrl has signed off
angelface: Well THAT was anti-climactic.
ARTICHOKIEE: Err, so uhm. yeah..
vampcrzy: Run blondie.
ARTICHOKIEE: I am not scared of you.
PuppyLove has signed on
PuppyLove: Bella can you please just let me apologize for yesterday? I love you and you know that.
bellabmilife: what the hell is up with men loving my woman.
ARTICHOKIEE: -snorts- Mike you can't get a girl. Except jessica.
PuppyLove: Mike? Mike Newton? The kid I could crush with my little toe?
ARTICHOKIEE: Yes. And please do.
vampcrzy: Hi mutt.
puppylove: BELLA!
vampcrzy: Don't make me get Edward to drive me to line so I can kick your ass. I have a bat!
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: Looks like the puppy is here.
ARTICHOKIEE: Well, I am leaving. Bye!
ARTICHOKIEE has signed off
vampcrzy: Don't think I won't start round 4 with you.
tomanyvoices: Dog. If you know what is best for you. Leave. None of us are in the mood for your antics
Angelface: Alice, you suck.
angelface has signed off
bellabmilife has signed off
icdafuture: I'm bored. I want Jazzy.
PuppyLove: I really want...
vampcrzy: BRB. Human moment!
Jazzfest has signed on
icdafuture: JAZZY BABY! Why did Carlisle ground you?
Jazzfest: I helped sneak Emmett and Rosalie out.
icdafuture: So you're grounded from me?!
vampcrzy: Back!
PuppyLove: Please Bella! I only want to love you and on you.
Jazzfest: Not form you. From Emmett. We aren't allowed to make evil schemes for a week.
tomanyvoices: Okay. You are a sick little puppy dog. Go to the vet, get yourself fixed and stop hitting on my fiancee!
vampcrzy: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT DAMN WORD!
tomanyvoices: I am sorry, love. What I meant was girlfriend...for now. is that better?
icdafuture: BACHELORETTE PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT! Woohoo!
Jazzfest: WOOHOOO...why am I woohooing?
icdafuture: You can't go to the Bachelor party. P
Jazzfest: I blame your excitment.
vampcrzy: You. Are. Not. Throwing. A. Party.
puppylove: I LOVE YOU BELLA!
puppylove has signed off
icdafuture: My excitement? I'll show you excitement.
Jazzfest: Uh oh.
icdafuture: I think I'm going to take a little catnap. stretch and yawn
tomanyvoices: You can't even sleep
icdafuture: Fine! I'm going to go fake a little catnap!
vampcrzy: Is it going to get loud in here?
tomanyvoices: I think so.
Jazzfest: Be right there, baby!
Jazzfest has signed off
icdafuture has signed off
vampcrzy: Should we go back to Charlie's?
tomanyvoices: Yeah, I think that would be best..
vampcrzy: Sexy Time!
tomanyvoices: Lets get off of here!
tomanyvoices has signed off
vampcrzy has signed off
