"HOLD HIM DOWN!" Kisame, Kakuzu, and Hidan lunged at Itachi, who was about to activate his sharingan until Zetsu appeared behind him and covered his eyes. "Give him the drug quick!"

Sasori had already mixed it once the others attacked the raven and pushed the glass to his lips. Itachi fought tooth and nail to get out of their clutches and pursed his lips tightly. Deidara, Tobi, and I stayed out of it; we were NOT getting involved with his one.

An idea came to Sasori and left the room, coming back a second later with a long dropper and filling it up with the drink. Kakuzu held his nose and Itachi didn't crack open his mouth until his face was practically blue. He obviously did not want to get the baby drug.

Once his lips cracked just a hair, Sasori forced the dropper inside and squirted all the contents into the back of his throat, pinching a nerve in his neck to make him swallow. He started to cough but within only a few moments his body relaxed and went limp.

They cautiously let him go aside from Zetsu, who was still covering his eyes as a safety precaution. Kisame sat next to him and asked gently, "Is Itachi alright?" The raven tilted his head to the voice and murmured, "Can't see."

"There's no menacing tone to his voice so I do believe we got him." He let go of him and Itachi rubbed his eyes once he could see. He stared around the room with curiosity, "Why is everyone staring at Itachi?"

They all sighed and relaxed, thinking it was an act and he'd pull them into his Tsukuyomi. Kisame chuckled and sat Itachi on his lap, "Everyone's staring because they can't get over how beautiful you are."

Itachi smiled and buried his face into Kisame's shoulder out of embarrassment. "So, now what?" "We're going to fucking play with him that's what!"


*Sasori dragged Itachi into the other room and came out in five minutes with him wearing different clothes. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Kisame instantly got a nosebleed and grabbed a wad of tissues while the rest of us blushed with our mouths hanging open.

Itachi was pouting on the floor with a slight blush in a baby pink, naughty nurse outfit! It was a fitted mini dress with a sweetheart neckline with matching thigh high, white stockings. His hair was even in loose, braided pigtails with red bows attached to them.

After the heated tension eased off Zetsu asked, "Question. Where are these bows coming from?" Tobi rolled his eyes, "You parents bought them for your babies." Hidan, Sasori, and Zetsu all scowled, not believing they got those things….but they did.

Deidara stared at Itachi's hair, "Danna? Since when can you braid un?" Sasori shrugged, "I dabbled at it with your hair while you were asleep." Deidara's face turned red and I decided to change the subject before Hidan would make fun of him.

"Are you ok Itachi?" He shook his head no and murmured, "Bored." Hidan grinned evilly and muttered, "I can play with you if you want Itachi?"

Kisame scooped his lover up, now over his nosebleed, and sat him in between his legs with a smug grin. "If anyone is going to play with him, it's going to be me." "Aw fuck."

*A half hour passed by quickly enough and Itachi seemed to be more cheerful than earlier. He played with the building blocks and colored a while before Tobi want to play doctor.

"Come on Olivee! Play doctor with Tobi and Itachi." Itachi shook my arm, "Please Olivee please!" This is just too cute. "Ok ok, as long as I don't have to move too much." Say to safe I'm still sore from earlier. Tobi patted my head, "Olivee won't have to, she going to be the patient."

Next thing I knew, they had me stretch out across the couch and had a thermometer in my mouth. Tobi had his akatsuki robe on with a stethoscope hanging around his neck and a doctor's hat on. Where did that come from, better yet, the outfit Itachi was wearing? First time I've seen any of this stuff.

Everyone else just watched in amusement at the show. Tobi checked my pulse and murmured, "Pulse is ok and temperature." He took the thermometer out and handed it to Itachi, who stuck it in a small bag.


"Nurse Itachi." "Yes Doctor Tobi?" "Bring Doctor Tobi his gloves." "Yes sir." Itachi handed Tobi his usual black gloves and he slipped them on. "Now Olivee, this might feel slightly uncomfortable."

I stared at him nervously, not having a clue what he's about to do. He roughly grabbed my breasts and squeezed them. "OW!" Tobi gasped and jumped up, "Oh no! Just as Tobi feared!" I clutched my breasts scowling at him, "What'd you do that for?"

Itachi jumped up too all concerned, "What's wrong with Olivee Doctor Tobi?" "Her breasts are tender to the touch Nurse Itachi and that's bad. Bring me the syringe!" I sat up in a flash and tried to get off the couch but Tobi grabbed me by the shoulders, "The patient is trying to escape! Help Tobi hold her down nurse!"

I kept struggling but not too much as Itachi held me down while Tobi reached into the bag and pulled out a syringe. My eyes grew wide, "DON'T YOU DARE STICK ME WITH THAT!" Tobi smirked and pushed me down with his free hand, "This is for Olivee's own good and won't hurt a bit."

I saw that needle come flying down at my chest and closed my eyes fearing for the worst….but it didn't come. I felt slight pressure between my breasts and peeked open an eye to see…shit. Tobi gently rubbed the spot and asked soothingly, "Does Olivee feel all better?"

I made a face at him and glared at the others. "What's with that face un?" "You lot COULD have gave me a heads up that the needle was a kids toy!" Kakuzu chuckled, "You honestly believe we would let Tobi stick you with a real syringe?"

"I'm surprised you fell for that Olivia." I grumbled, "I couldn't see it Sasori." Tobi patted Itachi on the shoulder, "Great job Nurse Itachi, but what's this?" Itachi noticed, "Doctor Tobi, she's breathing awful heavy!"

"Good eye nurse, Olivee's hyperventilating." "Stand aside you fuckers; let Doctor Hidan have a look." Oh no, not him! Hidan pushed them aside and placed a firm hand on my breast. "Mmmhmm, her heart is beating very fast. This is NOT fucking good."

"What did you expect, I about had a heart attack." "No talking!" He motioned for Itachi to come closer, "How long has this been going on nurse?" Itachi shook his head sadly, "Several minutes Doctor Hidan."

Hidan sighed, "Just as I feared but no worries my fellow subordinates. This fucking calls for mouth to mouth!" Before I knew it he latched his lips onto my mouth kissing me fiercely. I tried to push him away to get my breath back.

He brought his head back up and took a deep breath of air. "Doctor Tobi! Nurse Itachi! Help me fucking hold her down. This one is a fighter!" They both held me down as he kissed me again and then left, "Come on woman breath!"


"Hid…" I couldn't finish as I was lip locked again. "It's not fucking working! Give her the shock Doctor Tobi!" "Don't you mean the defibrillator Hidan?" "Whatever! Hurry Tobi before we lose her!"

Tobi rubbed his hands together before taking hold onto my nipples. "Don't you da…" "Clear!" He pinched them and my back arched up off the couch with a groan. "Again." "No not again!" "Clear!" I arched up again but didn't have time to breath when Hidan got my mouth again.

I'm going to suffocate if this keeps up. Thankfully they only did it three more times before, "SUCCESS!" Tobi and Hidan shook hands, "Good work Doctor Hidan, we couldn't have saved her without you."

"No problem Doctor Tobi, I know I'm good." The only thing that I could hear right now, aside from those two gloating, was everyone else howling with laughter. Itachi smiled at me and held my hand, "Does Olivee feel alright?"

Truthfully, hell no I didn't. My nipples were hurting but I didn't say so to him. "Thank you Nurse Itachi, you saved my life." He grinned happily and went over to hug Kisame, "Did you see what Itachi did!"

Kisame wiped a few tears away and ruffled his hair, "I did and you were magnificent Itachi." He sat him on his lap and cuddled with him as Tobi loomed over me, "Did Olivee have fun?" "I would've if you didn't squeeze so hard."

He hugged my neck, "Tobi sorry Olivee. Tobi just got caught up in the moment." Hidan sat back in his chair with a smug grin, "Next time me, her and you are going to fucking play doctor." Kakuzu smirked, "I do admit, it does sound rather fun."


*Time went by once again but this time it went in a different direction. Everyone was off doing their thing and I think I was the only one in the room, trying to doze off but I kept hearing Kisame and Itachi so I turned and looked.

Kisame was sitting behind Itachi horny as hell and started to slide up his dress. "Hmm?" Itachi was confused as to what was going on, especially when that hand reached inside his shorts and fondled his member.

Itachi scrunched up his face and clung to the couch, "W..Wha…Papa?" Kisame trailed kisses down his neck as he gently pumped his lover's length but…..Itachi didn't like it. I could see that plain as day from that expression.

A few tears slid down his flushed cheeks and whimpered, "N…No…don't touch Itachi there….please…..it bad." This isn't looking good and I don't think Kisame is catching on. He kept right on fondling him but failing to get him erect at all.

"Come on Itachi relax." He feebly tried to take his hand out but Kisame wasn't letting up, "Don't…." "Kisame?" "What?" I sat up, "You need to go ahead and stop." He scowled but stopped doing it; perfect timing too since a few others came in the room.

Itachi took that opportunity to latch onto Deidara and buried his face into his long hair. Poor Deidara was dumbfounded and gently patted his back, "Uh, its ok Itachi un." He gave me a look and I pointed at Kisame.

Sasori gave him a questionable glance, "What did you do to him?" "I was just trying to get intimate with him and he started crying. He thought it was wrong." Deidara knitted his eyebrows, "That's a new reaction to the baby drug. Apparently he thinks Papa Kisame isn't supposed to do that un."

Kisame rolled his eyes and muttered, "Just my luck." Everyone else found it amusing when they found out a few minutes later but what really got me was how loving Itachi was being with Deidara.

He only wanted to be with him and cuddle with him and no one else. Especially not Kisame but he didn't know he'd react that way, none of us did. It wasn't long when Itachi began to yawn and wanted to go take a nap.

"Itachi tired Deidei." The blonde flinched at that nickname again muttering, "Now how the hell did he hear that un?" He took his hand and led him into his own room, not daring to put him in his own room just in case Kisame tried again.

"Get in un." Itachi snuggled under the covers but kept a tight hold on Deidara's hand. "What's wrong un?" He pouted, "Take nap with Itachi Deidei?" "Why un?" "Don't want to be alone." Deidara sighed, "Alright, but let me tell the others un."


Deidara POV

After he informed the other, he got into bed with him and laid there staring up at the ceiling. He wasn't tired at all but Itachi fell asleep right off the bat, snuggling next to him. It's been fifteen minutes now and Deidara couldn't exactly get away so he rested his eyes, but in no time they shot back open.

Itachi was moaning in his sleep and softly grinding himself against his side. Is he having a wet dream un? He gently shook him and woke him up, groaning as he did. Itachi stuck his lower lip out slightly at Deidara with a blush, "Deidei, Itachi feel funny."

That is so damn adorable it's not even funny un! He turned over and faced him, "How so un?" "He hot and…wants Deidei….to touch him." With those few words, the blonde's hormones went into overdrive and he was raring to go.

He gently pushed him onto his back and slid the shorts and dress off him. He wasn't wasting any time when he then slid his tongue up the bottom of his semi-hard member before swirling his tongue around the tip, fingers teasing the bottom of his shaft before he took Itachi completely into his mouth.

He felt Itachi's fingers gripping at his hair, softly whimpering and making such the cutest noises that it was driving Deidara insane.

"More…don't stop…Deidei!" He gave the raven what he wanted, suckling hard and taking every inch of him. It wasn't too long before Itachi came with a moan as Deidara happily swallowed his seed.

Itachi panted and was still squirming from the after effect, his breathing just now starting to calm down before Deidara turned him over and spread his cheeks apart; it was his turn to have his way.

Itachi's eyes widened at this, "Wha-what are you…" Deidara pressed his palm tongue against the tight ring and whispered, "Shhh… You'll thank me later un."

Itachi didn't agree with this at all and began to fight back whimpering, "No…it's dirty!" The artisan chuckled and cooed, "I know you're clean un." The tongue pressed against him once more, wriggling in to lick and lap up everything it could touch.

The raven was flushed red once more and gave in to the pleasure now. He was about to come again and gripping tightly to the blankets but didn't when Deidara stopped. Itachi whined a little from the loss of contact but the blonde fixed that problem.

He gently penetrated him, now that he was lubricated, and Itachi winced with a shudder. "Tell me when it stops hurting un." The raven frantically nodded and in no time he gave him the ok, rocking his hips against the artisan's member.

Itachi wasn't whining at all anymore as Deidara thrusted into his uke at moderate, hard pace. Deidara was enjoying this immensely, since he doesn't get to be seme too often and to Itachi no less. "D..De…Deidei!" Itachi came all over his chest and as the blonde tightened his grip onto his hips, trying to hold out as long as possible.

He lasted for about another minute before releasing himself deep into the Uchiha, riding the waves of his orgasm. He gently pulled out and cuddled up to the exhausted raven, "That felt good Deidei." "Yes it did un."


Other POV

I just walked past their room when I heard low moaning and giggled. I entered the other room with a grin and Sasori eyed me, "So what are they doing?" "You mean what they just did." Zetsu smirked, "They didn't?" "They did."

Kisame growled, "That's not fair! Itachi will do it with Deidara but not me?" "It makes sense Kisame. Itachi didn't think it was right that his papa touched him in a dirty way but with someone else it's ok. At least that's what Tobi thinks."

Hidan chuckled, "I bet Itachi thought blondie was a fucking girl!" That earned him a smack to the head by me, "What have I told you about referring to him as a girl?" He frowned and rubbed his head, "Not to. I'm fucking sorry babe."

I patted his leg, "Good boy." Kakuzu looked at the clock, "How long until the drug wears off?" Sasori sat in deep thought for a moment, "Anytime now." Right on cue, here he came around the corner with a livid expression.

"You all deserve to suffer for hours on end from humiliating me like this, however….." He trailed off and glanced off deep in thought until, "If you value your life don't disturb me."

"What are you doing to do?" Itachi replied with a matter of fact tone, "I'm going to reclaim my dignity from a certain blonde." He left with a smug grin and we all chuckled. "He took that better than we thought."

"Sempai going to get it." "I had a hunch Itachi wouldn't resist my brat." "No fucking joke." Kisame actually smirked, "I'm glad everything's back to normal. So does this mean we're done with the drug yet?"

Zetsu sighed, "Yes it does for the time being." Kakuzu groaned, "It'll reappear later on I have no doubt." Hidan nodded, "Ditto." Tobi grinned, "Tobi won't mind as long as he gets to be the parent next time."

I nodded, "Same here, but I want a certain red head as my baby and his nickname shall be Sassy." If looks could kill, I would've been dead ten times over from that glare Sasori was giving me.

A few chuckles were to be heard but they stopped once they got the same death glare from the puppet master. Kakuzu and Zetsu seemed to be the only ones to catch on to what I just did.

Now Sasori is sure to hide or dispose of that drug so that NEVER happens.

The End!

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