Parody of the episode: Momma's Little Ed
Scene #1
Leni and Luan are practicing jokes.
Luan: Why did Lincoln threw the butter out of the window?
Leni: Ummm...because he doesn't like butter?
Luan: No silly! It's not he doesn't like butter. It's Lincoln wanted to see the butterfly.
Leni and Luan laugh as Lincoln walks in.
Lincoln: What's going on in here, guys?
Luan: Nothing.
Leni is dressed up as a clown. She squeeze her nose to make the honking sound.
Luan: *laughs* Good one, Leni.
Lincoln: Can you two try to not goof off? I'm almost done my homework.
A noise comes from the kitchen. Leni and Luan enter to see Lincoln doing his homework. While Lincoln is finishing his homework, Luan appears next to him
Lincoln: (seeing Luan next to her) YIKES! What's your problem?
Luan: I surprised you, didn't I?
Lincoln: (turns to viewers) Household tasks are not just for people. And if you must know, I was asked to fix the curtains just like my mom said. Everybody should start their day by completing the tasks set upon them by their parents.
Luan: (after watching Lincoln check for several seconds) Are you getting bored, Leni? Because I'm ready to get– (she sees a note on bun-bun) Oh grape. What's this one say? 'Dear Lincoln, stop hyperventilating because the toilet is clogged again.'
An idea suddenly hits her, and she literally sees Lincoln as the perfect sucker for one of her pranks.
Luan: If chores is what our brother wants, it's chores what he gets. Nothing like a little blue to spark up the day. (she holds up two notes) See? This is Mommy's note, and my exact copy. (It is easy to see the difference) Pretty good, huh? He'll never tell the difference!
Leni: That is totes lame, Luan. (she writes her own note)
Luan: And you're becoming a good eye, right, Ms. Perfecto?
Leni: Totes to compare. (Luan compares the original with Leni's forgery)
Luan: Will you ever cease to impress me, Leni?
Leni: Yes, I do.
Lincoln is checking a list of sticky notes. He enters the kitchen, where his sisters are waiting nonchalantly.
Lincoln: Ready when you are.
Luan: Oh, Lincoln, you're slipping, because you missed one. (she points to a note by a vacuum)
Lincoln: Dear Lincoln, do the vacuum for me. Love, Mom?
Behind him, Leni and Luan giggles.
Lincoln: Oh charlie horse. I hope this is clean. (he starts vacuuming) Well, um, Mother knows best. Yes indeedy.
Luan: (to Leni) Are you seeing what I'm seeing? He did it!
Leni: How totes is that?
Luan: Sap, Leni. Sap. (they laugh)
Lincoln: This house is completely clean.
Leni: But, Linky, a note I see there. (a note is stuck to a suit)
Lincoln: Father's suit! How could I have missed this one?
Luan: Yeah, Captain Obvious. What's up with you? Trying to bail out on your chores?
Lincoln: Dear Lincoln... (he trails off) Oh charlie horse.
Scene #2
Liam is shaving the sheeps.
Liam: You good, little buddy. Liam's eyes sting with your beauty. Ah, Liam is good. (he hears a pig squealing) Onkie? Have you eaten my sandwich again?
Lincoln has dressed Onkie in the suit.
Lincoln: Well, Onkie, as strange as this you maybe ever see, you do look fantastic. (Onkie licks him)
Leni: (picking up the pig) Cutie!
Luan: This is too comical!
Lincoln: Comical? What do you mean comical?
Luan: Onkie's comical. Um, he looks like a funny pig! *laughs*
Leni: Yeah, more like all the piggies jumping on the bed!
Liam: Hello, Louds. (Leni lowers the pig to reveal an unsmiling Liam.) Why do you spoil Onkie with this obvious suit? It will only lead him to search for a life as an airline steward.
Leni: Obvious suit, right?
Liam: Speak to Liam.
Luan: Yeah, Lincoln. Speak to Rolf. (Lincoln goes to Liam)
Lincoln: Oh, there you are, Onkie! Don't call me crazy, but it was a chore, if you will. A handwritten request by Father. We communicate through sticky notes.
Liam: Liam respects your vow to uphold the Sticky Note of Elders, yet– (he puts on a giant hammer hat) You must be punished.
Lincoln: (looking sacred) What's that suppose to meam, Liam?
Liam: The hat of discipline. Do you live in evil place? (he brings it down on Lincoln) I forgive you.
Lincoln: Thanks, Liam.
Liam: Don't mention it, dude.
Luan: Hey, Lincoln! Look! We found another chore note! (he holds a measuring cup out to Lincoln)
Lincoln: This is absurd, Luan! What is come over Mother and Father?
Luan: You need to read and do what the note says, Lincoln, don't be a coward.
Scene #3
In Lori and Leni's room, Lori is texting Bobby.
Lincoln: Hi Lori. (Lori stops texting Bobby)
Lori: What do you want twerp?
Lincoln: Could I trouble for a cup of sugar, please?
Lori: No, I'm very busy texting Boo-Boo Bear.
Lincoln: C'mon Lori.
Lori: That's it! I'm gonna turn you into human pretzel!
Luan: (watching behind him) This is better than comical.
Lincoln: Lori, please! Don't turn me into human pretzel! Anything but that!
Luan: And I thought today was gonna be a write-off. *laughs* Get it? (Leni grabs her arm and defends Lincoln)
Leni: Not so fast, Lori. You can't turn Lincoln into human pretzel. Because if you do, we lose him forever.
Lori: You're dang right, I should not turn Lincoln into human pretzel. (she feels bad)
Luan: C'mon Lincoln. Let's get back to business.
Scene #4
Luan is in TV room laughing.
Luan: Lincoln, you should have seen the look on your face! It was so ripe!
Lincoln: (cleaning his face) This is so out of dang control, Luan! Our Mom and Dad requests have become unsound! It's as though they were written by someone other than my parents!
Luan: Nah. Couldn't be. It was them, alright. Who knows that the next sticky note will say.
Lincoln: I guess you're right, Luan. Ssh! Did you hear that? Distress is knocking on my door! Listen. Could it be? IT'S THE STICKY NOTES OF THE APOCALYPSE! We can't go outside yet. There's only one solution. I will just move in with one of you.
Leni: Move in with me! Move in with me!
Luan: Yeah, fashionista could use some company.
Leni: We can be like a group and share the same bathroom.
Lincoln looks disgusted.
Lincoln: Great idea Leni, that's nice. But I'll stay with Luan.
Luan: Lincoln, wait! It was all a big joke! Me and Leni–well, mostly Leni, I just watched–wrote those silly sticky notes! Funny, huh?
Lincoln: Reality check. I think we can recognize our own parents' handwriting, Luan.
Leni is seeing through nothing. She is daydreaming.
Lincoln: (starting a vacuum cleaner) We can share the air, Leni.
Scene #5
It takes place after they finish their chores. They getting ready for bed.
Luan: Nice and comfortable there. (Lincoln is sleeping on the left, Leni is sleeping in the middle and Luan is sleeping on the right)
Lincoln: Goodnight, Luan.
Luan: Goodnight, Lincoln. Goodnight, Leni.
Leni: Good night, guys.
The End
