"Ok, is the potion done Hermione?"
Hermione nodded and poured it into a flask.
"Ok, let's go. I read that Mt. Olympus is on the Empire State Building."
"Okay…Let's go!" and they left.
Chapter Nine
When they got to Mt. Olympus, the first god they saw was Zeus. Fiona froze. "How can I go in front of him now that I know he loves me?"
"You know what?" boomed Zeus.
"Er nothing…" said Fiona timidly.
"You did say something!" Zeus yelled, "Tell me what you know!"
"Okay, fine! I know you love me!" Fiona said.
Zeus ran up to her with a smile on his face.
"But I DON'T love you!" Fiona screamed, "I love Josh!"
Zeus kissed Fiona.
"Do you love me now?" Zeus yelled.
"Ewwwwwwwwwww! No!" Fiona said, "Get away from me you perv!"
Zeus looked upset.
"But how can you not love me?" he asked.
"Because I love Josh! And I'll never stop! He actually cares about me! You don't! I'm just another girl you want to get pregnant!"
Zeus looked shocked at this, "But…but…"
"But what?" Fiona said, "You have nothing to say. Do you?"
"But I love you!" said Zeus.
"No!" said Fiona, "I'm not going to be taken advantage of! Now please excuse us while we go rescue Josh."
"But…I'll never stop loving you! Your gorgeous, smart, you stand up for what you love, and I admire you. You're perfect Fiona. Marry me!"
"NO!" screamed Fiona, "I'm already married to Josh and I do and always will love him and only him!"
Zeus looked depressed, "I guess there is no point to me living."
"What?" Fiona screamed, "You're going to kill yourself over me? You can't kill yourself, you're a god! The world would fall apart!"
"Why would I stay alive?" Zeus said, "I can't have you…"
It made Fiona shiver that Zeus wanted her so badly…
"But what about Leah?" Fiona asked, "And your wife, Hera? And your brothers Poseidon and Hades…and all your kids! They'll miss you!"
"I don't care!" Zeus cried.
"Look, don't kill yourself," Fiona said.
"Okay, I won't," Zeus said.
"Thanks," Fiona said, "but I have a question."
"What's your question?"
"Can you please stay with Leah and Stefani? They really need you Zeus."
"But I really want to be with you," he said.
"I'm sorry," said Fiona, "But Leah still loves you, and Stefani really needs a father…"
"Okay, fine." Zeus said.
"Thanks," Fiona said. She patted his shoulder. He almost fell when she touched him. Fiona rolled her eyes.
"Bye Zeus."
Zeus disappeared with a pop and Fiona, Nessie, and Hermione set off to find Aphrodite and Josh.
They found them together, kissing on the beach. Fiona ran over to them.
"HE'S MINE!" she yelled.
"STUPID GIRL!" screamed Aphrodite, "He's mine!"
Fiona ran at her and Aphrodite zapped her. While they were fighting, Hermione fed the potion to Josh.
Fiona used her signature move and she choked Aphrodite so hard.
"Let me gooooo!" she yelled.
"Why should I?" Fiona said angrily.
"Because I'll kill you if you don't!"
Fiona grabbed harder.
"Really?" she asked. Aphrodite was trying to zap her away, but Fiona was making it impossible.
She was choking Aphrodite even harder now!
"Let me gooooo!"
"No!" Fiona said, "I'm tired of people trying to steal what's mine! Josh is MINE!"
At that moment Josh looked as though he had woken up from a long sleep.
"Fiona!" he sputtered, "I'm so sorry! I love you! I don't know what happened!"
"Josh! I love you too! And it's ok; I know you were under a potion. It's okay…"
Josh wanted to kiss Fiona right then, but first they had to deal with Aphrodite.
Fiona said, "I will spare you, but I will send you to Tartarus to rot forever!"
"What?" Aphrodite yelled, "Why?"
"Are you seriously asking me that?" Fiona said, "You stole my husband! And all you do is steal people's loves! Some goddess of love you are!"
Hermione snapped her fingers and Aphrodite was sent to Tartarus forever.
Fiona turned to Josh and he ran up to her and kissed her…
"I love you soooo much…" Josh said.
They kissed for a VERY long time. Then they said goodbye to Nessie and Hermione and thanked them.
Then they went home and lived happily ever after!
The End!
