Tieria blinked. His glasses were slightly askew but he could see Ribbons' amusement all too well. For a second he was sure that Ribbons would just walk away.
"You will finish what you started, Ribbons Almark!"
Ribbons shrugged and gave him a few hard thrusts that knocked the commanding attitude straight out of him, reducing Tieria to a moaning mess, fists clutching the seat.
"But I thought you didn't want to be late."
"Never…mind…that."
Ribbons crashed into him a few more times. The suspension of the vehicle caused it to sway in tandem with the pattern that shook Tieria's whole body at ever diminishing intervals.
"My, just like I asked Ikea to make it, waterbed-like."
Tieria's knuckles were white and he clung to the couch in a flailing way and he came almost silently all over Ribbons who followed a few thrusts later, making another mental not to let impetuous purple hairs get their satisfaction before himself in the future. Tieria was very cute as he basked in his afterglow and Ribbons wiped a rebel strand of hair that swished over his closed eyes. A pink blush over his delicate features and Ribbons' release trailing between his buttocks increased this impression. It lasted only until Tieria broke the silence to say,
"This silly dress you picked is too short."
Nevertheless Tieria got dressed in the skimpy white thing and combed his hair, much to Ribbons' amusement. His amazing couch mobile was equipped with a protective invisible layer was could be easily removed to keep the covers spotlessly clean. He too cleaned himself and got dressed in what Tieria thought was the most fanciful frilly shirt and vaguely ballroom-like outfit.
"That is a very clever contraption. Hygiene is important."
"Could it be that we actually agree on something, Tieria!"
Tieria humphed and put on his shoes.
"Let us just leave this insane car of yours."
Tieria took the escalator ramp simply for convenience sake. By now he had given up on any attempts to make the skirt any longer. To his surprise Tieria found a rather embarrassed cluster of wedding guests standing in front of a huge cathedral. Allelujah was blushing intensely and staring at his feet. Revive and Hilling were giggling in the background. Sumeragi seemed unsure of how to react. Lockon had that mischievous look on his while. And Setsuna was, well, Setsuna.
"Why are you people just standing around like that?"
Lockon burst out laughing.
"Now that was some crazy action. That couch thing was really shaking. You're going to be on fire for your honeymoon!"
Tieria's eyebrow twitched. Ribbons wisely took a few steps aside to be on the safe side.
"Shut up, Lockon Stratos! You are way out of line!"
Lockon rubbed his hands happily.
"We better get this wedding started or you guys may end up going at it in church! Hey, that's kinda hot when I think about it."
Hilling and Revive had a combined fit of hilarity. Tieria glared at Lockon and even Ribbons pitied the fool. Especially when Tieria removed a shoe and threw it at Lockon who narrowly dodged it.
"Oy, don't be so cross! It's all good!"
Tieria removed the other shoe and was about to throw it, in a clear display of his bitchy ways. At this point Setsuna decided to intervene.
"Tieria Erde. Gets screwed by Ribbons. Likes it, too."
Ribbons had to laugh but he regretted it almost immediately.
"It's not funny! Not funny! Setsuna, you of all people should not be making such remarks!"
Revive and Hilling threw themselves on the ground in a giggling fit.
"And you two! I'll have you shot! I mean it!"
"Yeah, right. Like you'd actually hit us!"
"Way to go, Ribbons!"
Tieria's self control snapped. He stumbled his way to the laughing pair and kicked them both with a one heel he was still wearing. Tieria then turned to Ribbons and smiled happily, retrieved the one missing shoe- going past the now sniffling Revive and Hilling who tried their best not to cry too much- and put it back on.
"I feel so much better now. Shall we go, Ribbons."
Ribbons offered his arm and together they walked into the towering building.
*
"What the...what the…? What are these guys doing here?!"
Tieria stared in mute horror at the mountains of Brings and Devines that filled most of the pews.
"Well, as you said this is a political union and as such we need a full house to attend. Your acquaintances and mine are not enough to fill the cathedral so I took the liberty of inviting them."
Tieria blinked. And blinked some more.
"What do you mean, you invited them?! Where did they come from?"
"I cloned them."
"You what?! The one character I actually manage to kill gets mass produced?! Get them out of here!"
