Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island. The campers were doing a TDI favorite, Dodge Ball. Then later on, we caught Kyle&Cindy making out, thus proving we have our first couple of the season, then Elly's alliance was official with Alex, Cindy, Crone, and Alex. The dodge ball game was devastatingly violent and harsh, but in the end it was the Killer Bees, sending home Ella the eager rocker chic, home. Who will be kicked off the island next, will Elly's alliance kick off Stephanie, and seriously! Will my teeth get any whiter? We'll find out tonight on Total Drama Island!"

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(Killer Bees Girls Cabin)

Elly: "- and you know what!"

Stephanie: "What?!"

Elly: "Your more of a BLEEP, than Heather would be!"

Stephanie: "At least I don't act like Lindsay and Gwen combined together!"

Elly: "Ha! I have an IQ of 184 and in retro specs, if I was Gwen then I'd kick Yo butt!"

Stephanie: "Skank!"

Elly: "Bra stuffer!"

June: "Will you girls stop fighting! Us girls here are resting, before the challenge!"

(Confession Cam)

Lexi: "God, Elly and Stephanie keep on fighting. I mean they're like Heather and Gwen. This feud has got to end. If we lose the next challenge, I'm so voting for Stephanie."

(Mess Hall)

Kyle: "So did you wake up by Elly and Stephanie, today?"

Cindy: "Yawn… Do my pore's show it!?"

Jen: "No, you look fine."

Cindy: "Well then the makeup's working."

Ryu: "I wonder what you girls look like, without your makeup."

All Raging Elk Girls: "And you never will."

Dan: "Hey Aurick, who would win in a fist fight. Izzy or Katie?"

Aurick: "That's a tough one… I'd have to say Izzy, cause' she's so crazy."

Chris: "Campers, drop your forks and food, cause' your next challenge starts in 5 minutes."

Everyone: "What!?"

Chris: "Yeah and whoever doesn't make it to the challenge spot in that time, then your out and further-"

Evryone: "Move it Chris!"

Chris: "Ow! Ah! Eh! Ouch! My body, my perfect body!"

(Docks)

Chris: "O.K. Since you completely ran over my body, I will now cancel the pizza night I was gonna throw!"

Chet: "Uh, dude. We broke in the vault yesterday to have a pizza party."

Chris: "… Well, whatever. Today's challenge will be based on memory."

(Confession Cam)

Jen: "O.K. if this game is based on memory, then we're so screwed with Tera."

(Game)

Chris: "But this game is based on the memory of the past seasons of TDI!"

Everyone: "Yay!"

Chris: "Oh and it gets even better, there will be an elimination round and whichever team has all of their teammates out first, loses and the MVP of this challenge will take two people with him/her to an all you can eat buffet!"

(Confession Cam)

Jason: "When I heard the All You Can Eat Buffet. I almost cried in joy, because of eating that moving slop Chef makes."

Crone: "OMG! A buffet, I love to eat. I'm like a skinny glutton, which means I can eat a lot and not gain any weight. Cool huh."

(Game)

Chris: "Oh and one last thing, we will throw in random prizes for you all to jeopardize your team, so either be greedy or helpful, either way we will get more viewers. So let the games begin!"

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Chris: "O.K. Let the questions be asked. True or false, Cody and Beth kissed at the finale of Total Drama Tropical?"

BZZZ

Chris: "Tera."

Tera: "That is so true, how romantic that was."

Chris: "Surprisingly, that is correct. Sorry Alex, but your out. Tera choose the next two to compete."

Tera: "O.K. I choose Dan and Chet."

Chris: "You hear her, come on down. Now for this question, there is a prize. Show them what they would be winning Chef."

Chef: "Well Chris, they'll be winning a week of their favorite food for their team, instead of my amazingly delicious slop!"

(Confession Cam)

Chet: "Oh dude! Patio ribs and PaneraBread soup, that's awesome!"

Dan: "Awesome! Burgers and cotton candy!"

(Game)

Chris: "The question is… How many challenges did it take for Gwen to accept Trent's apology, for having her buried alive and forget about her?"

Dan&Chet: "…"

BZZZ

Chris: "Dan!"

Dan: "That would be 7 challenges."

BZZZZZZZZ

Chris: "Ooh sorry Dan, it was actually eight, so Chet and his team not only wins another round, but gets to eat their favorite food for a week!"

Raging Elk: "Chet! Chet! Chet! Chet! Chet!"

Chet: "Thank you and thank you. Oh and the next two I want to face off are Diana and Crone."

Chris: "You heard him. So the next question is this. True or false, Eva actually laughed when seeing Heather having her head shaved off?"

BZZZ

Chris: "Diana!"

Diana: "False, duh!"

BZZZZZZZZ

Chris: "Sorry Diana, but the film crew couldn't show that part, because the viewers would stop watching this show and we'll be taking a short break, so stay tuned."